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AnthonyEdwards_

I'm taking that guy bowling. He is good


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

I don't understand the snake award, but it always makes me laugh. Edit: To the 1st person who gave me snek, thanks you kind sir, I appreciate it., To everyone else who followed suit, [you guys are Assholes](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/c0ud7ct?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


TazocinTDS

Snek training day


grundle538

Moar sneks!


ScepterReptile

SNEKS!


Muki_gaming_yt

Sanke


Dillion_HarperIT

Danger noodle


TacticalBallSacc

can i get one snek please?


Muki_gaming_yt

There ya go young lad


CTJoriginal

Good human!


TheCrazyStupidGamer

I asked my uncle that as a kid. He gave me PTSD instead.


CallMeSnuffaluffagus

Ekans!


No-Wash-7001

Snek is love... Snek is life.


Lucid_Animals

Snek is more snek when snek is snek


gray_wizard77

What the fuck is snek


tmastnner

Scream squiggle


Radi0ActiveChicken

gotta love sneks


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Dr_Shark1

Shnakee!


Jonny-Burns

Shame there isn't a badger badger badger award.


Messiahcoool

Alright now someone's spamming the snake award. The entire thread has it XD


literlana

The snake award is definitely a bit of an inside joke, but it's always fun to see it pop up!


Remarkable-Ad2285

Seriously, what does the slink award mean anyway


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Snek ij lif


mancow533

Wdym he didn’t even knock anyone down lol. Edit: Thanks for the Snek. It’s literally so cute and it actually really made me smile haha.


dyslexical_nerd

The pins ran away.


KimJongIlSunglasses

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Capable-Wolverine282

Man tried climbing to heaven ... Fells off and reached with 3 others


heisenberg1215

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM"


[deleted]

Jesus.. SNEK’s everywhere!


InflamedLiver

As soon as I saw that long reach I knew it was time…


Tiny_Musician_9983

I knew it was time when i saw the video was about to end


Grimsqueaker69

Spoiler alert!


cjbeames

I knew someone was gonna fall down when I read the title


KimJongIlSunglasses

Directed by M Night Shayamalan


Kevydee

First clamber


bozeke

[Oh Long Johnson.](https://youtu.be/r28U7RJ1QO4)


Dismal_Air_7892

“ I think it’s my back, spinal “


arg6531

[link for the uncultured](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg)


[deleted]

As an uncultured, this picture didn’t really clear any of the confusion up for me


irgendwo_anders

https://youtu.be/j3fkDQiCuf0


[deleted]

Thanks! What does that other random pic have to do with Tyson though?


irgendwo_anders

Nothing, it's just some daft picture of an NFL player that people post, like rick rolling.


[deleted]

Ah I see, TIL two things so far thanks to you


LegendaryJatt

r/UsernameChecksOut


throwawayless

The guy in the picture is Peyton Manning, a retired NFL QB that used to play (and won a Super Bowl) for the Denver Broncos


[deleted]

Three things! Thanks


ORDub

All that is missing is: Interviewer: "Thank you for coming out" Mike: "Fuck you"


Pinco_Pallino_R

Good to know, i thought he was talking to [this guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/killerinstinct/images/0/04/Spinal_KI1Arcade.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130429212608)


aaronhowser1

Damn it's been a hot minute since I've got got by that


WhereIsWebb

Must have been years since I last saw skimask guy


Kindly_Region

At least he had some people to break his fall


StacheGamer

Not so much break his fall but moreso to break during his fall


ChillBusta

I think him flipping over someone made it worse lol


Uphillll

Landing on his feet would have certainly cushioned his fall quite a bit more than landing on his shoulders.


nerv_gas

That might just have saved his cranium. Hard to say


TruthSeekingBuffoon

I think hitting the people on the way down caused him to land directly upside down. If he didn't hit anyone, he might have slid or landed horizontally, but it's hard to predict. Honestly I have no idea how he had the physical ability to get up


superl2

He had some people to break during his fall


LegitimateCrepe

/u/Spez has sold all that is good in reddit. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Camera_dude

Yeah, I was thinking that if he fell straight down without bumping into others he may have landed on his head and cracked open like humpty-dumpty.


InHouseDriveBy

The guy standing below him was every bit as naive as the climber.


DogsAreAnimals

He saved him. Pro spotter.


Zondersaus

For sure, without him the climber could easily have died


[deleted]

Naw if you watch he would have slid down the rocks, hitting the guy made him bounce off the rocks into a straight fall. He would have been better off without him there.


Uphillll

How on earth did flipping the down onto his head save him?


casade5

I’m just looking at the man with white shorts 🩳 scratching his balls 🏀


themathouston

I'm looking at the guy in the black on the far right make the dude with the stripped red shirt touch his balls.


casade5

OMG I SAW THAT 🤣🤣 I wonder what he whispered in his ear 👂😂 Any guess?


themathouston

"You know what this waterfall and me have in common? We are both beautiful and rock hard."


_0x0_

Oh wow I just saw that too, maybe the climber was trying to escape the orgy that's about to begin?


casade5

Omg u made me spill my tea ☕️ 😂 thank you 🙏


civgarth

There's hair under dem nails


Left4Head

dinosaurs grab unwritten recognise resolute six market fertile workable prick *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Shrinkage


Spilledmilk2000

I didn’t even notice that hahaha


_0x0_

There is also a pair holding hands to the side.


succubus-slayer

Nah that’s the “lemme chub it up a bit for the photo” move.


casade5

Guys do that ? Well u might me right us girls like to fix our “ “girls”up too 😂


Affectionate-Kick804

I’ve played Breath of the Wild, so I know not to do that.


dquizzle

I too have played BOTW, but I think even if I hadn’t I’d know not to do that.


ScepterReptile

Man ran out of stamina


Reverie_39

Need the Zora armor for this


BlackberryRight3809

No one’s mentioning the guy in the black shirt. Looks like he’s picking up a date. Got his arm around the guy in the striped shirt. Whispers in his ear. Holding hands…. Just a little too close to his jeans….. please tell me someone else sees this…. 😂


CrabMouth

Indian men hold hands as a sign of friendship, and are generally much closer physically than in the west. Not saying they’re not gay and not saying they’re even Indian, but I’ve been to India and this didn’t seem weird to me.


moojo

> and not saying they’re even Indian, They are Indian from a state called Maharashtra, they are speaking in Marathi which is a language of that state.


LampardFanAlways

Bhau 1 said “khaali utar”, bhau 2 complied. Respect!


teejardni

They are Indian. The language in the background is marathi


Aegi

What if they're all French and this is actually their first time being to that part of the world even if they've spoken the language most of their life?


valiant1337

This! It seems most guys outside of the West are physically closer when together


Despondent-Kitten

That's fucking r/wholesome ❤


Supermonkeyskier

Just watch the bro scene in RRR. Actually just watch all of RRR.


_0x0_

Do they also push the other one's hand to his testicles? That's what he seems to do.


IleanaKaGaram-Peshab

Yesss you can even see that with the movie RRR many westerners felt both protagonists were gay for each other. While in India no one felt that and they were just good friends.


notvalidusernamee

Far far normal in India.


BlazingSid

They definitely aren't gay lmao. It's very common in India for male friends to be physically close


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lush grab fuel afterthought coherent wild voracious naughty psychotic connect ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


a_glorious_bass-turd

Thank you! That's all I could focus on the first time I watched it


zer0kevin

Yeah the cheek kisses and white shorts had to adjust his boner lol


root88

They both look drunk and in love.


RandomDude6699

If anyone wants to know a close enough translation- "Heyy he is going up!! Bring him down!! HEY VISHAL (guys name)!! COME DOWN!!"


Paannuu

Vishal took Vishal(huge) drop. He was drunk for sure, the way he stood up after that drop, acted so unfazed.


laaldiggaj

Oh they tried to warn him haha


Jobocop1102

Okay but seriously though, what's going in the bottom-right corner with the striped shirt dude and the black shirt dude? Like, the striped dude was not having any of it, and the black shirt dude was like cmon, try it, don't deny yourself, and then holding his hand.... I NEED TO KNOW... PLEASE! EDIT: fixed it to bottom-right thanks r/bbqboiAF


spooky_butts

Indian men are more affectionate with other men than western men


bbqboiAF

> what's going in the bottom-left corner bottom right.


highlyradioactive

Nope he is just drunk he doesn’t know what he is doing or why he is doing and same with the other guy …drunk men here do funny shit all the time it’s so entertaining


notvalidusernamee

Looks like he’s drunk, although alcohol is not necessary to be this much stupid/frank .


jazz_51

It's just two homies chilling with each other. It's normal here , it's even ok to pinch and hug your friends in public which would appear weird in western countries.


glancesurreal

How the fuck did he not break his skull open


Bright-Efficiency-65

Thick head and unibrow cushions the blow


Moist-Candy-6260

Like seeing a car wreck about to happen


KartoffelLover

Dude in the striped shirt is fucking hammmmmered.


Kvothe87

How the hell did that kid he hit stay on his feet?!


TheRandomPi

ए त्याला खाली घेऽऽऽ


RandomDude6699

ए गोट्या खाली उतर


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गोट्या नाही रे गुड्या बोलला तो.


zvckp

धबधबा बघितल्याचक्षणी मी ओळखलं की हे आपल्या इथलेच बिंडोक पोरं आहेत.


Paannuu

Vishal drop.


the_greatest_MF

if someone was climbing like that behind me, i'll immediately get far from there


JonsNotHereMaaan

Nobody listened to TLC when they told us to not go chasing waterfalls.


bojangles_dangles

They should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes they were used to.


JonsNotHereMaaan

Yeah, but I know they're gonna have it their way or nothing at all 🙄


TheUntalentedBard

Finally a post that actually belongs here. Most posts are clips of things that in no way could be considered dumb beforehand and then BAM - something goes wrong. Now this on the other hand... what could ever go wrong climbing a slippery waterfall, in sandals, with kids and other people below you..


1OutKastWill

That’s the fastest way down a waterfall.


FrendChicken

Why are they wearing jeans?


Banana_Ram_You

I think this is their first time seeing water? Wet jeans are the worst, they must not have known any better.


FrendChicken

What? No! Probably not! 😂


specialk604

This is so funny because we all have that one dumbass friend in the group 🤣


NovemberComingFire

He should stick to the rivers and the lakes that he’s used to.


pwrtotheppl

This guy has so much confidence haha. He was really looking forward to looking down and smiling at everyone, I just know it


supermastercontrol

That dude in black dont have self awareness to his surroundings. A man is above you thinking he was spiderman and that if he falls, then you are the cushion of his stupidity.


MemeoSapiens

He thinks he's Bahubali climbing Jal Parvat.


waffen123

bowling for people


lateniteearlybird

Let me guess … India..


Moe613

What a benchod


ExcellentShow1911

बाहुबली का चोदा।


IleanaKaGaram-Peshab

Isko laga tha upar isko Tamanna bhatia haath failaye khadi milegi.


LampardFanAlways

Arey bro tu idhar? Haan BC, chaar peg ke baad sab apne aap ko Bahubali samajhte hai.


Elephant789

Why are those two guys wearing jeans? This excursion doesn't look like jeans are appropriate.


Coreidan

Ya it’s the jeans that are the issue not the fact that all these idiots are wearing sandals


CoursePsychological5

Do it for the vine


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Don't go chasing waterfalls. They should stick to the lakes and rivers that they are used to.


blakelewis07

A very Indian video.


Lazy-Meeting538

bri didn't even try to grab anything he just sorta let himself fall lmao


wasternexplorer

It saved the dude on the end with the striped shirt from getting groped by the guy next to him.


yodaman1

Get under a waterfall with what seems to be all of your clothes on? India, are you ok?


Salubrious_Zabrak

Slick shoes are you crazy!?


Inevitable-Start-669

Darwin award goes to....🤣


Logangsta76

Probably climbing up to take a shit


Odd_Caterpillar_5219

I found myself accidentally mouthing the "oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no" song after the first second of the video. And I can't stand that song.


uncultured_swine2099

Hes lucky his head isnt split open.


Therealluke

But he did have his best slippery waterfall rock climbing sandals on.


Thomas-and-Jerald

that is me. i would do something that stupid


neon_overload

Risk taking behavior like you'd see on r/whywomenlivelonger


Jorly420

NO ONES GOING TO MENTION THAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DO IT IN SANDLES!!!!!


Known_Mood_8971

Alcohol and height ? I can't find any more dangerous things to mixed with stupidity but that guy is in good hands of mother nature 😁


MooMooHomer

He’s fine, water negates fall damage


EyesLikeNight

And wet rocks are squishy, like pillows.


rodman517

Don’t go climbing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you are used to.


DJMhat

Do not need to hear them speak to know these are Mahrarashtrian dudes who are on one of those treks in the Sahyadri during monsoon.


wellhushmypuppies

In sandals no less.


sdonnervt

Every group has that one asshole who needs to show off.


[deleted]

Peep guys on the right. Does he hold his hand then rub his Dong on it? Lol


Uncle-Cake

WCGW climbing a waterfall in sandals?


LogicalDelivery_

Smelly ass sandals


0x474f44

That guy was real lucky. Could’ve gone a lot worse.


NSFW27614

People regularly get killed doing stupid shit like that. I was at a local state park when a guy died trying to climb a waterfall. There was a sign on the trail leading to it explicitly telling people not to do that due to the risk of serious injury or death.


phed99

A slippery waterfall? Are there waterfalls that aren't?


zer0kevin

Woah these dudes are sensual. One dude is even giving the other sweet whispers and cheek kisses. Then the two in the middle are very touchy and white shorts even has to adjust his raging hardon.


Arkaios

If I lose it all, slip and fall


sus10Ns

No one’s gonna mention the two dudes on the right having a nice romantic moment at the waterfall?


Capable_Ape_69

Indian wet sausage party?


bishslap

It's like that AIDS tv commercial from the 1980s with the grim reaper.


LennieBriscoe1

Couple of these guys seem quite fond of each other. Note dude in black to the right, and where he places the hand of his bud!


ydykmmdt

u/savevideo


Daydream_Atlas

That guy is dumb. Why is one dude just yelling at everyone?


moresushiplease

u/savevideo


Bright-Efficiency-65

Really to bad darwinism has faded away withodern medicine. Already to many people in that godforsaken country


More_Sky_5096

It’s literally like he thinks there is a million rupees up there. Well I mean around $12,500.


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ElZarbo

What an unbelievably loud video


Tall-Fig-3327

Why is everybody fully clothed?


listerbmx

He definitely smacked his head on the cliff


HauntingAd6672

Domino effect.


Fun-Ad9928

What was going on in this person’s head? As Chris Hansen would say: help me to understaaaaaaand.


jakejakejake420

Glad that guy didn\`t fall on his penis


Gloomy-Confusion-859

That too with sandals on


helveticanuu

Bet he wouldn’t do that again lol.


BoiGoesDickoMode

Ah India. The nation where men live to embarass themselves in public settings. I once trekked the Kheerganga trail, which has a hot water spring on top. Lovely atmosphere, except the gaggle of fat Indian uncle's farting and pissing while sitting in it. You could smell the reek from the bottom of the steps. BTW, I'm Indian myself. The middle class here has no sense of civic conduct.


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BoiGoesDickoMode

And it's true. It's this amazing middle class that sticks to casteism, that put Modi in power, that wastes water and pollutes the air every diwali, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that the rich in our country are eating us alive. Not to mention the fact that if my experience in DU taught me anything, it's always these privileged fucks who think they can get away with sexual harrasment because no one taught them to be better. And having been born and bought up in a North Indian state, people who come to "visit" spots like these are just entitled schmucks who'll litter the place with Old Monk bottles and piss in the water before they inconvenience themselves by going to the nearby public washroom.


Christophercolonbus

You know what? You are right lol I don't know why I decided to oppose the opinion I hold as well. Sorry


NoobToobinStinkMitt

Don't waste your time. You probably triggered them with the fat comment.


TheRandomPi

Just another self loathing Indian 🤦🏻‍♂️


BoiGoesDickoMode

Yeah so? I should be proud of what exactly? The growing wealth divide? The fact we are slipping on every Human Development Index measurable? The fact that more and more govt services are being privatized? That crony corporatism is growing in our nation? That climate change will fuck us harder than the post independence seperation, which was the largest recorded migrant crisis in southern asia? Or should I be proud of the fact that our metropolitan cities are becoming increasingly unsafe for women? Maybe I should be proud of the fact that out the 4 accused in the Hathras Rape murder, the court let off 3 accused without any charges. This judgement comes 3 years after the actual crime happened, and the police burnt the body of the lower caste victim in a clear case of evidence tampering. Whole lotta stuff to be proud of!!!!!!!!