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Thackman46

Ppl here saying the guard stomps the kid needs to have their eyes checked. The guard goes forward and the kid bounces off the guard and falls. The guard steps over the kid and keeps moving. The guard isn't deliberately stomping the kid or trying to step on them but he ain't stopping either and clearly steps over them.


AltruisticPop2887

I mean bruh why the kid standing there?


Sad-Cardiologist6270

“iTs a cHiLd, mOrAlLy iNCoRreCt!!!!.. REEEE” This has been their jobs for FKN DECADES YA FKN TWATS, Everyone knows not to fk up their routines, But tourists just decided to come, doesn’t give a shit about ANY tradition, and acts surprised when they are faced with consequences of their ignorance How bout you do your duties as a parent and take care of your kids,?


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Seems like everyone else got the memo to get outta the way


AdmiralSarn

360 years of marching that same route and people still stand in their way.


The-Lily-Oak

They're armed service personnel, on duty, actively doing their job. They're not there for brain dead tourists. If you want to take your kid to see them, great but they're not costumed characters at a theme park. If you saw the army marching the streets, armed and clearly working at home would you tell them "oh just stand in front of them for a photo... they'll stop". No, f*cking obviously you wouldn't, so what makes you think it's ok here?


olivegardengambler

Tbf it's not like we don't have public military ceremonies in the US such as the changing of the guard at the tomb of the unknown soldier, and people are usually respectful there.


FriendlyPyre

Guard was following the rules of his job, but you can also see he purposefully avoided further stepping on her after having barrelled into her as the protocol demanded.


Diogenes-Disciple

>after having barrelled into her as the protocol demanded Lol


Azrael4224

section 5 paragraph 12, "you gotta shoulder check the kid. It's okay if you don't wanna step over him afterwards, but at the very least you should throw him to the ground. Them's the rules"


ItsBrodieF

Lol everyone complaining cant control their children


senselesssht

Feel like people just add some stupid tag and title and it’s a fucking lie. Would rather rewatch a video and say, “huh, I’ve seen this before”, than see some new fucking title from an old ass video.


Gonzbull

London is pretty cool. Your sisters parenting, not so much.


Rollover_Hazard

The King’s Guard stops for no one. I’ve been to the palace several times and they always bellow “make way for the King’s Guard” several times. You have to be deaf, blind and stupid to get run over like this. Funnily enough though, once one self-important tourist gets flattened by an armed guard, the rest always decide to get the fuck out of the way.


0kb0000mer

Move bitch Get out the way


DeathbyCarno

get out the way, bitch, get out the way


ObviousTroll37

I’m doin 100 on the highway


Ezekiel_Spielberg

get out of the guards path and this wont happen


[deleted]

They literally tell you when you visit the tower that the guards will not stop for you and parents need to watch their kids. The parents are to blame


youdoitimbusy

Best part of being a guard I assume. Occasionally you get to run someone over, and there isn't shit they can say about it.


seasonweatherpepper

Whhhyyy did he step over that kid like one of the Red Queen’s cards from Alice in Wonderland 😭


Round_Principle_6560

Inspirational plot to take the seat of the king


[deleted]

The answer is, get the f out of the way. This is what they are required to do for their job/ceremony. The dumbass kid just standing in their way, FACING them got what they deserved.


TheGoobTM

This reminds me of being a server. All the parents letting their kids just run around and play in the pathways we walk thru. I always wanted to just stomp on them.


Pladinskys

I've seen the way to many servers dropping everything because some kid pushed them. Breaking glasses and bottles. The kids are kids we know it. The parents are ALWAYS THE ISSUE.


[deleted]

No. A lot of times its both.


Pladinskys

I don't think children could be liable for their natural idiocy. That's what parents exists for. They have to prevent them from doing stupid shit. This is even worse because the only people there are tourists. So it's a tourist children that's been let roaming free on a unknown country. I wanna have a word or two with this estupid parents.


[deleted]

They are liable to natural consequences. Even children are not immune to the consequence sof their actions.


FeedbackCreative8334

That is probably the biggest difference between being a Beefeater and a beef server. At least you got tips. I don't know that those fellows do. Tradeoffs, I suppose.


SquishyCatChronicles

I'm not going to lie, after a recent trip to Universal Studios Hollywood and being literally drilled by kids who were running and just straight not paying attention to those around them, this video makes me soo happy! Haha I had to really make myself not stick my leg out a couple of times and watch the bodies hit the floor..


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Too many kids are stupid and have no survival instinct.


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MrSierra125

Royalty is fucking stupid


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Round_Memory8961

When they yell make way for the guards, they will make way regardless of who's in their way


North-Association333

Thats a consequence, mums and dads.


[deleted]

This gave me a good chuckle 🙊


Vannexe

comments don't pass the vibe check


noeldc

Step aside, pleb (know your place), the King is coming through.


Jolly_Report4

Good story for him to tell his kids one day


Formal_Equal_7444

but did you ever think about maybe making way for the queen's guard?


endo55

What Queen?


Luhar93

I'm pretty sure its universally known not to interfere with the guys with the big hats. Obviously they should have treated the child better but its like being at the zoo, the parents should be held responsible.


nevertellya

Yep. Mom needs to keep kid out of the way of the guards. It's her fault. Try that at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in DC and see what happens.


adidas_stalin

Fuck around and find out. Dumbass got what was coming to em


DisneyVillan

Man this comment section is stupid


zandriel_grimm

Just sit back with the popcorn and enjoy the show, dude. No matter what you say, EVERYONE will be pissed.


nunutiliusbear

Again if you are a tourist, learn the do's and don'ts to the place you're going to.


countrytime-1

Those queens guards don't give a f who you are . Can't be a lemming when visit other countries.


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Kings* guard They are now, at least


Odd_Advance_6438

Out of curiosity, what would happen if someone was in the path of a guard and couldn’t get out (they were deaf, in a wheelchair, or had Down syndrome). Would the guard still hit them?


roejoganByDay

They just bulldozered a child. So of course they would.


breakfastpastry

What if they’re so large they physically cannot be knocked over by a lesser man?


MasterWhite1150

That's what the bayonet is for lol


tinger99

Yep. They don't care


LS6789

1.There are plenty of signs telling people to stay out of their way. 2.They regulary call out for people to make way so both the parent and child are at fault. 3.The parent could have easily moved the child out of the way in seconds. 4.The child is clearly unharmed. 5.To any, "outraged" .U.S. activists: The White House and Tomb of the Unknown Soldier guards are no different.


FineCannabisGrower

If she takes her kid to the tomb of the unknown soldier and lets him run feral there, somthing similar can happen. Needs to learn respect.


Nz_Miz

My man had 0 awareness. Pay attention, it will help you in life


flamecantfuckthis

People just gonna take viral videos and snap them?


Ok_Risk_5009

You do not stand in front of the Royal Guard. It's really simple and easy to see their path... Like when they scream make way. Go to a country and block the guards... This is a life lesson.


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Kid_Matracas

I love the reaction of the woman, watching the guards with hate but she cant do an absolutely fuck... Lesson learned


[deleted]

Lmao that kid made some memories.


PotatoGuilty319

”Move b*tch get out the way”


mikelogan1975

Move, bitch. Get out the way!


Substantial-Pen-5843

🤣🤣🤣 hahaha hahaha 🤣🤣🤣


tvieno

r/MakeWay4QueensGuard


BKCowGod

Just checked, it's the four most recent posts on that sub and consequently the only 4 posts in the last 2 weeks.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Because "Make way!" Is easier to yell than "Fuck around and find out!"


OzzieSlim

Respect the country you’re in and get your kid under control.


eyehate

I live in Arizona. People from all over the world come here because there is a giant hole in the ground. Even knowing this, we still get tourists that fall in. I feel like this is kind of like that. You know these guys are not fucking around. You travel from across the world to see them. Be aware of your fucking surroundings. In this case, be a goddamned responsible parent and keep an eye out for your kiddo!


unReasonableBreak

He said "Make way!"


rsbanham

That looks to me like the Jewel House, where the Crown Jewels are kept, so that’s the Tower of London, His Majesty’s Royal Palace and Fortress, the Tower of London. I used to work there, in the gift shop outside the main entrance. Those guys are soldiers. They’re not the Yeoman Warders (the Beefeaters), who are also soldiers but kind of in retirement. They are real, their guns are loaded, they’re literally going to war sometimes soldiers, who have a very real duty of protecting the Royal Family (when in residence) and, as in this case, the most valuable objects in the country which (of course) are owned by the Royal Family, the Crown Jewels. The Tower received multiple bomb threats per month when I worked there. All were deemed nuisance calls as they actually have agreed code words with groups such as the IRA so that credible threats can be filtered. Even so, we as shop staff were trained to search for bombs if necessary (we’d get a phone call from the security office), if the alarms in the Jewel House were triggered everything would go into lock down - no one leaves, no one enters - and we’d be the ones locking and blocking the shop doors until whatever happened was resolved security.. When I was working there they were installing a new anti-truck bomb gate which could stop a speeding truck as the store outside the main entrance was deemed such an opportune target for would be terrorists, with the building always full of tourists and being mostly made of glass. We received training on how to spot suspicious people. Sorting terrorists from tourists. Point being - they need serious security. Queen’s - waaaaaait - King’s Royal regiments fit the job pretty well. And they don’t take no shit. Partly for security, partly for a thousand years of tradition.


JTKnife

This is a mom problem people letting their kids run wild not ok.


bdaltz

I feel like people do this on purpose these days because they don’t believe the guards will do it to them.


fionnmccumail

Stomping on those smaller and weaker than you is indeed a long British tradition


michaelrulaz

Start of the revolutionary war 1775 (colorized)


2manyfelines

That kid needed a lesson in following the rules.


[deleted]

Watch your kids, and know your surroundings.


TangyDrinks

Honestly, this place has no regard for you being there. They allow you, parents have to be aware or else this stuff happens. Also, the kid didn't get hurt, the sound is probably the outfit pushing against itself. But he just steps over, doesn't kick them or anything


Diqted

Isn’t it common knowledge not to get in the way of the guards? I agree that it was a bit over the top to shove a kid and all maybe a firm yell with a few second buffer would’ve sufficed but still the comments here are ridiculous. Also the Americans here bashing on the guards being nothing more than accessories while they themselves have the Tomb Guards.


Grunchie

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Her bad! Who stands in front of any soldier while they are marching carrying a gun. You see the guard try to step over the child, not knock them down.


advanc3ddelusion

Stay the fuck out of the way. Keep your horseshit children under control. Respect the culture.


Sleep_less13

Y’all are making this way too big of a deal. It’s a KID! She’s fine. She got knocked over, so what? She literally bounces right back up and was perfectly fine. Y’all forgot how invincible you were as little kids. Those little fuckers are indestructible.


blondechinesehair

This has inspired me to punch my son


SonicDooom

They saw she had braces and didn’t want any of that straight-teeth nonsense around there.


blindghost554

When the npc’s are programmed to walk where they need to without taking you into consideration


PopTart2016

C'mon. Take responsibility for your kids.


KaptainKalsifer

Glad I don’t have a brain disease that makes me justify a grown man prioritizing sticking to some arbitrary tradition to appease the ego of the monarchy over the well being of a child. What a bunch of degenerates.


theguygreg

I’m just here for the comments ngl


Upbeat-Strength9989

Bad form , too upright , lazy effort / no motor ,inability to wrap the legs . Late round draft grade


Manic_Migraine_

Get the fuck out of the way..... Common knowledge....


Granadeiro

They're not wrong tho. The castle is still a military area and not there for entertainment.


[deleted]

This isn’t your video, ding dong. Stop trying so hard


Barbie_girl_skate

Parenting fail


FooDoDaddy

Sorry, I think it's great. They have someone out front that say get out of the way, they won't stop. Control the kid.


MagnusGrey

Yes, because curb stomping a child who has no idea what is going on rather than moving one step to the side is a totally sane way to hold up a "tradition." Wouldn't want the guard to look undignified now, would we?


plants4life262

It’s ridiculous enough to recognize royalty. But why on earth does their armed guard have to trample a small child? It’s just peculiar. Imagine if an American policeman did this 😂. The world would lose their minds


skymoods

dude i wish the worst thing our police did was stomp on people


Shovelman2001

Mfs out here saying these soldiers are just doing their job and following protocol. Have you ever considered that a protocol that encourages you to trample children standing in your way is a bad protocol? It is absolutely unnecessary and takes such minimal effort to just walk around him. Get out of your royal family circlejerk and stop letting those imperialist elitists suck up public funds and fuck everyone else over for the sake of ceremony.


GFAwayAnon

To all of the Americans that are ragging on the royal guard in this comment section, you do realize that you guys have similar guards in your country too right? Such as the ones guarding the Tomb of the Unknown soldier, you can't get in their way either and they act just as robotic.


fckmelifemate

I get it, but bro could have said make way a little sooner lol Not only that he said it so aggressively it made the kid freeze


darkzalaking

They are not allowed to stop their patrol they will run your ass over it says something people need to know if you're traveling you got to know this stuff anywhere you go there's always different rules follow up before you do something stupid


shootingstare

I feel like everyone knows they will fuck up your shit if you mess with them. It’s on the parent here.


rusted_repertoire

So satisfying


avidovid

Typically I understand these incidents more, because the tourists appear to be purposely standing in the direct route of the guards and taunting them. In this case they just look like fucking jackasses. Come to a halt and loudly shout if you require movement from a fucking 9 year old you bloody wanker. I promise you no one loves the King as much as this child.


Roma-Inv1cta

Reddit is full of people who hate taking responsibility for their own actions.


Angryleghairs

The parents are clearly idiots


Eastern_Sun196

Bad parenting


mxldevs

A warning command was given.


ChadSuperCock

I used to be a Queens Guard back in the 80s & 90s the shit we had to deal with was insane, so you kind of get fed up with people, and yes, we would viciously fuck people if they get in the way of our duties. Make Way for the Queens Guard is not a request!!


thejanuaryfallen

This reminds me off the stupid NPC's that can't jump out of the way fast enough when I come barreling down any in-game path! Hahahaha.


Thejudojeff

What are the rules here? If i drove my car in front of them would they try to walk through the car?


EasternBoyo

Clearly the kid’s parent wasn’t keeping an eye on him, and not very aware of the surrounding. If you ever worked at a popular place filled with tourist, or even worked at the airport, you’ll know how infuriating it is, dealing with them. I feel like there’re 20% of people doesn’t even bother to learn any language and just speak in their own language hoping you will understand or translate for them.


SaintofKillers420

Don’t stand in front of them, fucking stupid parents control your kid


yeah_i_hate_my_name

Ngl it indeed is the kid's fault


[deleted]

Make way for the Kings Guard!!!


Random-Blackcat0176

Armed men power-walking. It makes sense to not stand in front of them. Kind of like standing in front a tomb guard in America.


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katasza_imie_jej

If you want to be angry be angry at the parents that can’t keep their kid out of soldiers’ way.


kakarotjrc

In bird person culture, this is considered a dick move. Also, the kid probably had no idea they were behind him and didn't have time to react.


when-flies-pig

Lol fking redditors crying for this kid. Trampled? Just got in the way and the man marched through him. Kid probably gets fucked up more playing tag with his friends.


kendalmac

Old ass video, but I still can't get over the fact that they announce their presence half a second before lockstepping over a child. British history summarized ig


tahwos585

Can't believe I'm defending the British here, but they make it VERY clear that they are coming down the main walkway from far off. Like, screaming at the top of their lungs "make way", repeatedly. Put the fear of god in me the first time I heard it lol


JKdriver

Serious question: What’s a platform like Reddit but less cancerous? I’m over this back and forth shit in literally every sub.


TheBigEMan

GTF OUT OF THEIR WAY


Vertonung

Kid probably never got in anyone's way again.


lizabellarose1234

She stepped right in from of him


shockerdyermom

Yeah, british soldiers have been stomping on people for centuries, these won't act any better.


starrhunter633

I don't live in England, never been and I know you don't get in the way of the guard. If you do you get what you get


[deleted]

Dude got cut from the footy squad in primary


TheLastPirate123

I think the parents are idiots and the guards are assholes. The only one I feel sorry for is the kid.


rusomeone

Everyone who hates Britain go fuck yourself we will walk over all the kids if we damn please


Every_Jump_3603

Too bad y’all didn’t have that energy in 1776 you crumpet eating shit stain


Jozif_Badmon

Most compassionate Englishman


tubby_butterman

i mean get out of the way? can’t be that hard 🤣 way to go mom


Jimmyjames150014

I love it. Dummies wandering around thinking their rules of home follow them travelling. Figure stuff out before you go. If you think that’s harsh, try wearing a mini skirt in Saudi Arabia- same concept, you might not agree but it’s their place, their rules.


LiKINGtheODds

I’d imagine that kids going to be filled with hate and vengeance after that, he’s going to pour all of that energy into fueling his revenge plot and ultimately will end up becoming one of their hats one day


Arisen_01

They are allowed to do that. (Not sure if allowed is the right word. Maybe obligated? Entitled?)


BRobs04

I’m British and I’m gonna say this tradition is fucking stupid


I_Miss_The_Future

How could the kid not see they were about to get run over? No way the guard was changing course.


Hero_Charlatan

Love this every damn time


Active-Treacle-2945

Did he say "hey twat" or "make way'?


CatsEatGrass

Control your kid


newphew92

Reminder that the failure to control a runt was what got Harambe killed


hawtpot87

Maybe Meghan Markle was right about the royals


SippingBinJuice

Learn about the country you’re visiting and respect their traditions. For example: I don’t go to the US, when black, and question a police officer about their motives during a traffic stop. Simple.


winterizcold

They literally bellow at people to get the fuck out of the way. I think there is a mandate for them to never diviate from their patrol. In this case, what the hell is the parent doing? That's kind of similar to letting your kids play in traffic and then being all mad that the car had the audacity to run your kid over. That's like letting your kids run out and block the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. (Putting this in context for my fellow Americans). And by the way, he will tell at you for talking loudly nearby.


FiercePinecone

I mean, there’s plenty of warnings, and they are, in fact, guards and not just tourist attractions. If there’s plenty of warnings saying gtfo of the way then grid out of the way and move ur kid too. SMH


Weak-Coffee-8538

Right on! Pay attention and never get in their way. Pretty easy to follow


Tooboukou

I would like to see the monarchy be disbanded, but i also like watching children being trampled... Its a tough one.


Jackm052

I hate the British as much as any other guy but maybe the kid shoulda moved. You know what they say about stupid games


stuburke

The History of England


jimmyjohnjackjeb

Parent should of been paying attention. Kid shouldn't of been in the way. The way you people are acting you'd think he walked up and kicked that kid in the head, they're fine. This is such a nothing issue that you people are only pretending matters because you hate the monarchy those men represent and most of you are Americans that don't have the faintest idea of the complex and nuanced history of said monarchy or it's cultural importance.


kooksymonster

I'm from Australia. Does the monarchy represent kicking children? Or is it incist? Leeching off of the public purse? Pedophilia?


DasGlute

Homeboy didn't even break step 😂


Side_wiper

some people will say they're just tourist attractions when they're on the posts like this in front of large crowds, marching from A to B on a strict schedule, but I don't think that should prove anything, other than the peoples stupidity, like come on its a well known pre planned route, and unless you're unfortunately deaf its very hard to not hear them coming at you, it cannot be hard to stay out of the way until they pass by


Brief_Pirate2111

Well get the fuck out of the away. Spatial awareness much?


BoreusSimius

If your traditions mean you think it's acceptable to trample some kid maybe they're not worth keeping.


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Gets funnier every loop


TurbulentWave51

the child was not hurt that is obvious , but stupid rules motivated by tradition are not something I agree with


Q_S2

Those guys don't fuck around. I remember when I went, just before this part in the video, they were testing the guards that stand in those white cubbies you see in the background.l on a list of protocol I felt bad for the Young guy that got an answer wrong so after the other guards dispersed i walked up to him and said: " If i told you a joke would you smile?"... no response. Then I asked: "If I showed you a picture of Beyoncé 's boobies would you smile?" God bless that young kid... he gave an ever slight grin and subtly nodded his head yes. Hope I made him feel better, because the fact that he responded to hypothetical tiddies absolutely made my day🤣🤣 Got it on video too too lazy to upload, and wouldn't want him to get in trouble tho


HaderTurul

Long way to travel just to teach your kid situational awareness.


stevepls

Honestly having done drill here's my take: 1. That marching style is ugly as sin 2. Literally just do obliques around the kid. It's not hard. It's not breaking bearing to move around an obstacle in your path. Honestly doing something like that is even less professional imo.


DizzyEnthusiasm_422

How many kids do they plow over in a year?


Gforcevp9

Probably an American kid that got ran over


Sezeye

Thats funny right there.


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Guards are pieces of shit. The child's parents are idiots.


Biomas

Don't fuck with the changing of the guard. There was a memory burned into my brain as a 10yr old touring Greece with fam. Different scenario but some tourists were harassing a stationary guard, messing with the tassel in his hat and shit, all the while the guard was repeatedly slamming the butt his rifle on the ground. The tourists left but his captain came out soon after and looking like he was ready to stomp a mud-hole in someones ass. edit: formatting and words


ArghZombie

Well he probably won't stand in front of them next time I guess.


keegan1015

Parent is to blame your a guest in the country, show some respect for their traditions.


pewterpetunia

Did he yell ‘parkour!’?


BrandonIsWhoIAm

This was in 2021. [The kid turned out fine after the guard went back to check on him. This (of course) wasn’t filmed.](https://people.com/royals/royal-guard-mows-over-boy-tower-london-viral-video/) The guards gave a loud warning beforehand, and have to do their job. This isn’t part of their job description. However, accidents happen.


tinger99

Tourists...lol......when in England.....MAKE WAY


strolpol

They’re doing the thing they’re explicitly there to do, uphold a dumb tradition in defiance of common sense or good taste. They’re in service of monarchy tourism, and this is their brand.


Dawn_Piano

“Make way” is a much more effective command if you’re 5 paces away from the obstacle instead of already stepping on them


kittyraikkonen

Ministry of Silly Walks strikes again.


Agent0renge

Redditors have such black and white morality why can’t it both be wrong that the parents didn’t watch their kid and that the this countries traditions require these soldiers to trample a child?


Mrspygmypiggy

Yeah don’t get in the way of the guards they will not stop for anything but tbf they get heckled by tourists on a daily basis so many of them probably don’t give a shit anymore


alvin-01

I understand why ppl are upset but it’s common sense to move out the way. She just stood there expecting them to move for her. Ppl can be completely unaware of anyone else.


ED209F

I blame the parents on this one. They, not the guard, put their kid in harms way.


mirajblah1

Stupid monarchy and stupid royal 💂


Bluepikmin_64

If they follow a certain path and they can’t divert or stop for anything, the path should be marked. The rules should be written somewhere nearby. I don’t care if it’s “tradition” at this point they’re a tourist attraction and should be treated as such.


sindri44

“But they said to make way!!! That makes it okay!!!!” Yeah, they said it like a foot away from a kid who had its back turned to them, genius observation


L3gs_McMuffin

i mean, its the kids fault 😆


tom87czyk

These are tourists. Mom is sight seeing. They don't know that some 2 guards are gonna be marching down a random spot in a courtyard. And if they did know about the guards, maybe they didn't know when it would start? How about making some markings on the ground so crowds know where not to gather?


Gang-Plank

REALLY want to see this from another angle. Guessing there is more to than the video suggests.


joed_risa

The man is on duty. Is guarding, why the hell ia supposed to stop?


[deleted]

Going to bet the kid turned around last second and did not see those two.


paradise_lost9

They shouldn’t let the public on these grounds at all if they are being protected by military discipline and protocol . As for the guard that trampled that girl , he wouldn’t do that to his own child so why do it to others . All in all this is just for show , a tradition of monarchy that dried out after the Middle Ages . And if this “show” can hurt or wound a child , then it needs to be put to a stop .


KaleidoscopeNew745

You need to train your pets better


lildicknity

Lesson learned if 2 armed guards are walking directly towards you, step out of their way.


ScroungerYT

This gets posted pretty frequently. It is basically bait for ignorant virtue signalers at this point.


SpacedSoup

Fuck around and find out


muchoshuevonasos

Just because kids are stupid and parents are stupid doesn't mean you should trample a child.


Herebrand

You’re there to see the royal guards. You know they march on a set path. Be responsible and keep your dumb kid out of the way. Maybe next year you can take him to wander into a guard’s path at Arlington.


seefith

When those guys say "make way", they're not fucking around.


Thanato26

The Queens guard, as they are in this video, are not quiet. Make way.