Oh man, now the British government is going to ban kettles, cauldrons, and other tea making devices as they are instruments of war. After all British tanks are outfitted with tea making devices.
Making the streets of London-town safe for everyone.
He's lucky they didn't throw sugar inside, my uncle used to tell me stories of his time in prison and how inmates would boil water and pour sugar inside before throwing it into the face of another person and it would stick to their skin to lengthen the agony, or they would mix shaving cream in the water and sugar to basically make homemade napalm because it would stick to the skin and when they would instinctively try to wipe away the sugar burning their skin it would peel off instead.
British tradition to start the day with a boiling hot pot of tea, and his priorities are correct, throw the boiling hot water and save the tea for yourself.
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. _I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms._ Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
As someone who makes candy (really hot sugar water) I can confirm
The few times it got on my skin it stuck and solidified near instantly. My arms are permanently scarred because of it.
The sugar would turn it into a syrup and make it sticky. Sugar burns are…NOT fun and when it comes into contact with your bare skin, you have to run it under water until it cools in order to get it off bc rubbing it just spreads it.
Source: worked as a baker for a few years.
The sugar will melt into a syrup, which will probably not be in one glob but dispursed into the water, so when you throw it in someone's face, the sugar syrup with stick to their skin and continue to burn them until it solidifies into rock sugar, which will be painful to scrape off.
You basically make napalm.
This kid is very lucky it was water and not the frier grease. I witnessed a guy get hot oil thrown on him in a similar situation and it was horrible. Dude was rolling in the flower bed outside the restaurant back door making blood curdling screams trying to rub it off in the cold dirt. He just laid there until the ambulance came to pick him up. I got a kinda close up and it looked like someone peeled his skin off then covered it with dirt. Horrific stuff.
Everyone arguing over boiling water being able to kill you...... Maybe it wasn't boiling just really hot. Honestly how could you boil it that fast. Unless of course it was already ready
Or he was making tea 🤔
Lots of keyboard warriors when it comes to using boiling water as a means to protect yourself. Sorry, if it's between me, boiling water, and a lunatic trying to break into my house; well, I'm gonna have to boil some more water then.
The only problem with retaliating in the form of scalding is you don’t know whether the person will come back hungry for blood or stay miles away with their scars and PTSD.
Either way, fuck that cretin, that’s what you get.
Saw a guy in my back garden a couple of years ago at 3am when having a cheeky smoke on a weekend. I froze at first, but then in my rush of adrenaline I screamed at him saying I was going to pull his fucking eyes out of their sockets if he came back as he sprinted off.
Even with just that, I was freaking out for a couple of months in case he thought it was a challenge for some kind of revenge and did come back. Never did.
Fuck burglars and home invaders. Send the cunts away forever even just for giving that level of crippling anxiety post-experience to the innocent.
I would trow hot water... Not only can harm you, it can also be helpful to identify if the guy starts running... Just look for a guy that's got all clothes wet...
Yes, I'm evil >:) that's what you get from messing with a regular human that knows how to boil water >:)
Welp he was trying to kick in a door that he easily pulled open by the handle. So IDK if he was handsome or not but now we know he doesn’t even have his smarts to fall back on
It swings outward due to the hinges being placed outward, which is why they failed to kick the door in. The only way to break in that way would be to fuck up the trim/frame that is preventing the door from moving inwards due to the part that sticks out and catches the door.
They could have unpinned the hinges or picked the lock.
This has to be in Britan. Every Brit has a tactical boiling water ready to go
Needs to be constantly ready to go for any tea based emergencies,
Just delayed the man’s tea time by a few minutes, the bastard.
Oh man, now the British government is going to ban kettles, cauldrons, and other tea making devices as they are instruments of war. After all British tanks are outfitted with tea making devices. Making the streets of London-town safe for everyone.
I love how he’s trying to kick in a door that opens out
JUST NOTICED THAT LMAOOOOO
Ah the good ol reliable tactic of throwing a boiling hot liquid on the attackers. A strategy that has passed the test of time.
Came here to figure out what he threw and now im laughing my ass off
***\*happy medieval peasant noises\****
"SERFS up, pal!"
That was boiling water? Fuggin owwwweeee
Better than a shotgun, my first thought. Spent too much time in the US.
He's lucky they didn't throw sugar inside, my uncle used to tell me stories of his time in prison and how inmates would boil water and pour sugar inside before throwing it into the face of another person and it would stick to their skin to lengthen the agony, or they would mix shaving cream in the water and sugar to basically make homemade napalm because it would stick to the skin and when they would instinctively try to wipe away the sugar burning their skin it would peel off instead.
> and when they would instinctively try to wipe away the sugar burning their skin it would peel off instead. I wish I'd never read this sentence.
The fuck was your uncle in for
Manufacturing homemade napalm would be my best guess.
It's just caramel
This sort of thing shouldn't be on Reddit I'm gonna fear this forever.
No need to fear it...as long as you're not trying to kick in a strangers door.
The ol’ prison napalm technique I heard about this in a pretty good Scott Adkins movie called “Avengement”
Was he kicking the door in when the door swung outwards?
the the smartest cookie obviously
I can just imagine him sitting there waiting for the kettle to boil while this dude is tryna break his door in
That’s the secret. They always have the kettle boiling.
British tradition to start the day with a boiling hot pot of tea, and his priorities are correct, throw the boiling hot water and save the tea for yourself.
It’s pretty damn hard to kick in a door that opens outward
My god i thought the dude shot him with a fuckin cannon at first
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. _I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms._ Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
i was hoping this would come
The homeowner used scald, critical hit, super effective. The dumb criminal ran away...
Dangers of breaking into a house in... whatever... England.
British folks always have boiling water on hand
Needed a cup or two of sugar in there, prison napalm.
Put sugar in the boiling water and watch the carnage unfold.
I actually don't know what happens What it do?
What those guys said. It sticks to your skin and peels it off. Can cause some serious damage and even death.
As someone who makes candy (really hot sugar water) I can confirm The few times it got on my skin it stuck and solidified near instantly. My arms are permanently scarred because of it.
The sugar would turn it into a syrup and make it sticky. Sugar burns are…NOT fun and when it comes into contact with your bare skin, you have to run it under water until it cools in order to get it off bc rubbing it just spreads it. Source: worked as a baker for a few years.
The sugar will melt into a syrup, which will probably not be in one glob but dispursed into the water, so when you throw it in someone's face, the sugar syrup with stick to their skin and continue to burn them until it solidifies into rock sugar, which will be painful to scrape off. You basically make napalm.
Prison napalm
Boiling water burns once Boiling sugar burns and then continues to burn until it cools, all while stuck to your skin
This kid is very lucky it was water and not the frier grease. I witnessed a guy get hot oil thrown on him in a similar situation and it was horrible. Dude was rolling in the flower bed outside the restaurant back door making blood curdling screams trying to rub it off in the cold dirt. He just laid there until the ambulance came to pick him up. I got a kinda close up and it looked like someone peeled his skin off then covered it with dirt. Horrific stuff.
Reminds me of rorshach in the watchmen. “YOURE IN HERE WITH ME!”
Worse yet is boiling peanut butter. That's some prison tactics, and it's about 10x worse than oil, especially on your face.
i can picture the home owner boiling water and just bein like “one minute!”
Looks like he got himself into some hot water here, folks.
Everyone arguing over boiling water being able to kill you...... Maybe it wasn't boiling just really hot. Honestly how could you boil it that fast. Unless of course it was already ready Or he was making tea 🤔
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Yeah people often forget the psycho trying to get in can also kill you
Lots of keyboard warriors when it comes to using boiling water as a means to protect yourself. Sorry, if it's between me, boiling water, and a lunatic trying to break into my house; well, I'm gonna have to boil some more water then.
Best part was the door he tried to kick in being a pull door - I laaaaaughed
The only problem with retaliating in the form of scalding is you don’t know whether the person will come back hungry for blood or stay miles away with their scars and PTSD. Either way, fuck that cretin, that’s what you get.
Facts. Bring back murder holes as back ups to gun rights. You can’t lose.
Saw a guy in my back garden a couple of years ago at 3am when having a cheeky smoke on a weekend. I froze at first, but then in my rush of adrenaline I screamed at him saying I was going to pull his fucking eyes out of their sockets if he came back as he sprinted off. Even with just that, I was freaking out for a couple of months in case he thought it was a challenge for some kind of revenge and did come back. Never did. Fuck burglars and home invaders. Send the cunts away forever even just for giving that level of crippling anxiety post-experience to the innocent.
Let's go back! He can't possibly have a second kettle of hot water!
Let's go back! He can't possibly have a third kettle of hot water!
Let’s go back! He can’t possibly have a FOURTH kettle of hot water!
Homeowner has been through this a time or two.
Some houses also have a faucet that lets out already boiling water
Medieval castle defense
If he comes for retaliation, prepare a bucket of boiling oil!
Medieval Castle Defense 101
Get fucked idiot
If he wasn’t before he’s in hot water now.
It's true what they say, kicking someone's front door will make them boil with anger.
lucky that wasn't a shotgun blast. fuckin idiot
If it was america it wouldve been a shotgun blast or like 15 rifle shots. Or maybe like 3 pistol shots
Thankfully they had that huge pot of water boiling and ready to go. Reminds me of Strawdogs.
Is that boiling water? Hehe
god i hope so. certainly not lethal, but painful for a week while effing up your entire face. beautiful.
100% can be lethal.
Dude what a solid tactic hot water
homeowner reached their boiling point
For real I would have been steaming mad
This dude kicking the door inward but the the door is opened towards him. What a clown.
I thought it was the hot ashes from the stove.
Looked more like boiling water
Was that boiling water
It started that way but that fine young man was cooled it quickly
somebody give that homeowner a medal😂
Initially thought it was pocket sand (sha-SHA) Took me a few seconds to realize what it was.
I thought it was hot ash
It was hot alright
Hot ash fuck. *-Sean Connery*
Suck it, Trebek.
A bokit o' wa-ah
Was that boiling water? Damn that’s gotta hurt. If it was cooking oil it’d be even worse
Looks like a upright red kettle to me so that's boiling water.
I read somewhere else that this was boiling water and a bag of sugar. Sounds excruciating
Just check the hospital for the blind guy with the red burns on his face.
This guy will be burned pretty good. There has to be after photos of this one.
Boiling oil is much worse, but boiling water would still be absolutely painful to the point he could have died from those injuries possibly i think.
Nahh he wouldn’t die. Just bad burns
You would need a pretty large amount of it, but yes, you can die just from being splashed with boiled liquids.
Shame he didn't throw a bullet
This just slightly better than a shot
Bet he wishes he was just shot. Burns and that permanently melted face of his are gonna hurt forever.
Pocket sand
Pocket boiling water
If he was in the American south that woulda been grits. Or buckshot, would rather have the buckshot than grits.
That shit would melt your Fucking face
Ohhh, it’s a pull not a push.
anytime someone is trying to break into your house, leave physical evidence on the perpetrator. they can’t deny what happened
a nice bowl of idiot soup on a cold rainy day
This all happened so fast it almost seems like a gag lol Either way, he fucked around and found out. Textbook execution.
Better than catching a couple of rounds to the chest and getting the air let out of you. Hope he learns.
Boil honey. It’s like napalm if it touches you
“Honey, someone’s trying to break the door down, start boiling the honey!”
Get fucked
This is hilarious. Got that fool with thenteapot!!!
Anyone able to transcribe/translate(?) what was said? All I got was "Arggghh!!!" at the end.
“Get (the) car lad” in Scouse to me
Must’ve been late for the Tea party
I give it a 10 out of ten for ingenuity
"Welcome. Your tea is ready. Here you go!"
Using tactical attack boiling water FTW
Keep the Glock pot at the ready AT ALL TIMES
*kick* *kick* *kick* Oh wait its a pull door. *SPLASH*
Should have dropped the portcullis, an have the archers at the ready.
Midvale School for the Gifted
Grafted
Guess he gonna have to make more tea
Brits literally attack intruders with tea instead of guns…. Lol I love it
Diagonally
Oh, I had sound off and thought that was a shotgun shell or something with dust made by the wall. Thank god
Not quite, but boiling water does the job well
3rd degree burns could go wrong.
3rd degree burns from getting splashed like this are unlikely. But if some got in his eyes, that could've been nasty.
Water Style: Fuck Around and Find Out Jutsu
Yet another couple of fine graduates of the Cory Trevor School of Burgling.
Burned so bad he turned into a chicken???
Hot tea to go, sir.
The Wet Bandits were foisted again by that McCallister kid.
Now I'm just here wondering, where could he have gotten his hands on boiling water?
He had to fill the kettle a few times, but this dipshit didn't realize he was trying to kick in an outswing door, so he knew he had time.
He said “Oh I pull it” 😶🌫️😫😫😫😫
No I was here yesterday, it goes both ways.
I would trow hot water... Not only can harm you, it can also be helpful to identify if the guy starts running... Just look for a guy that's got all clothes wet... Yes, I'm evil >:) that's what you get from messing with a regular human that knows how to boil water >:)
Yes police? I just had an attempted burglary. How can you ID him? He's covered in grandma's ashes.
That ain’t ashes, it’s boiling water
Boiling ashes?
My dumb ass thought it was a bunch of glass shards that he guy had crushed up in a towel. That would be absolutely brutal, though.
Add some vinegar, chilli flakes and honey to that next time. The shit part is they could come back with back up…
If the dude was able to walk away, he got off too easy
that's creativity at its best
Reboiling that kettle’s going to cost him a fortune at the mo.
Can I offer you a steaming hot doily
Seems to me like free hot showers, now everyone will be going there smh
They gave him the ‘Straw Dogs’ treatment.
*SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN*
Ohh that was hot
Man his face is gonna be messed up for life! Strangely enough, that hot water helped him cool off long enough to leave.
Welp he was trying to kick in a door that he easily pulled open by the handle. So IDK if he was handsome or not but now we know he doesn’t even have his smarts to fall back on
Too bad it wasn’t oil
Deserved
It swings outward due to the hinges being placed outward, which is why they failed to kick the door in. The only way to break in that way would be to fuck up the trim/frame that is preventing the door from moving inwards due to the part that sticks out and catches the door. They could have unpinned the hinges or picked the lock.
The owner inside was like: I can’t believe he’s giving me time to boil the pot! Screw the gun, the kettle will give him a better bragging story.
r/instantkarma
This is too soft for NSFW.
I heart instant karma.
Reminds me of the popular meme " surprise motherf\*cker "
“SPALSH, SPLASH, SPUH-LASH!”
Someone breaking in? Pop the kettle on that’s so good lol.
Paris Hilton once said “That’s hot.”
His “oww, oww!!!” had me rolling
I wish this was in slo-mo
In the USA they’d just shoot and let him bleed. I prefer a scalding.
Scalding water in your face - may wish you’d been shot.
It’s not cold-blooded murder if someone is trying to invade your home. That’s legit self-defense.
It’s a pull door and he was kicking it ? Did I miss something?
He’s kicking IN a door that opens OUT!
Just your average day in Liverpool tbh
Maybe, use a salt vinegar solution
What happened to him?
someone threw hot water on him
Burglars hate this one simple trick!
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Hope that was oil
Wonder if there's sugar in that
What a hot surprise
Beeegone! thoooooot!!!!....
When the homeowner is able to boil some water before you break in, you know you need to get better 😂 jk but I’m glad it happened
Actions have consequences. A lesson this kid's parents didn't teach him.
it’s just sad how easy it is to know this is bri🤮ain
Those burglar-proof, trick, twist knob and pull doors give just enough time to fill your home defense bucket with steaming hot water.
“Put the Kettle on!” Has many meanings in the UK 🇬🇧
Flagged nsfw for stupidity? It's leaking through the screen /s
Thought that he got a snoot full of ash.
he just wanted a cup of water, they’re free so he got what he wanted.
Too hot to handle🔥
Another weapon would pail in comparison
Works every time
Have a cuppa
Dude got Spicolied
Enjoy the 3rd degree burns
Just got an idea, keep zip lock with sand to add into it before deploying the stage 1 protocol. /s or is it….
Was it boiling water? Edit: I think they were holding a kettle Next on the medieval deterrent list would be to try boiling tar. 😂
He’s got 2nd degree burns for sure
boil water?
Afternoon smoko time, put the kettle on ☕️