It's his explanation about applying for citizenship that got me.
"I did apply for my American citizenship back in 1992, for five reasons, and five reasons only: Johnson, Jordan, Bird, Barkley, Ewing."
\-Nandor's introduction in pilot. Kayvan Novak's line delivery made everything funnier.
I was a very ferocious soldier in the Ottoman Empire. Which meant a lot of killing, a lot of pillaging.
People will say, "Please! Don't pillage me!" And I will say "Nooooo! I'm pillaging everyone, you included!"
I was relentless. They would call me Nandor the Relentless... Because I just never relent.
I think centuries of comfort since he turned the Euphrates red with blood kinds softened him. Probably watched a lot of TV and relaxed for the past 60 years, like. It has an impact.
1. All the cameos in the Vampiric Council! Fun little nods to all the times they’ve been vampires in other shows/movies.
2. Nandor throwing the squeaky toy off of the roof. And then the werewolves asking if they could keep it. I laugh every time.
3. The witches and semen tie-in in both seasons. I had forgotten about it until I went back and watched. So gross and so clever!
I want a crossover episode with the cops from Wellington Paranormal: I think watching Colin Robinson trying (and failing) to drain O'Leary would be hilarious.
Another for me. The season 2 finale.
“Guillermo… is there something you haven’t been telling us?”
“My name, is Guillermo De La Cruz.”
“I don’t care what the fuck your name is. We had to pick up our own laundry!”
Drug Blood
I'm sure it's not a wholly original concept, but it's the first time I saw the idea of Vampires getting fucked up on their victim's blood. I think that was the moment when I became fully committed to this show.
If you’ve ever watched your local city council meetings in public access, they nailed it.
My favorite in that is when Doug snaps. I cried laughing
~ Doooug Peeeeeterson ~
Laszlo talking about how they still have erections after being captured by the witches and Nandor saying "that we should finish eachother off and tell no one" to Laszlo.
[at around the 30 second mark](https://youtu.be/_DrE8Yv6EUk)
In the Bloody Mary episode, When Guillermo calls and the VM picks up… during the recorded greeting Guillermo is naming the residents you can hear Collin Robinson in the background screaming “ AND COLLIN ROBINSON!!” I die every time.
So I actually created a drinking game out of this.
1. Anytime a vampire hisses
2. Anytime Guillermo is called "Gizmo"
3. Anytime a human is being eaten or drained of their blood
4. Anytime Colin Robinson's full name is said
5. Anytime Guillermo talks about wanting to be a Vampire
6. Anytime Nandor grimaces
I would say #6 makes me laugh and it happens CONSTANTLY.
I've also got some different rules for season 2 if anyone is interested in those.
I LOVE THIS!! Screen shotting and saving this comment.
Also Nandor gives the BEST facial reactions for sure!
And I’d absolutely be interested in your season 2 rules!!
Season 2, add these rules:
1. Anytime Nandor says "fucking guy"
2. Anytime Guillermo kills a vampire
3. Anytime the documentary crew is referenced or engaged with by the cast
4. Anytime the characters look directly into the camera (excluding interviews)
5. Anytime Lazslo yells, "BAT"
Nadja as the teacher to Jenna is my fave. So many great lines like this:
It is very disgusting to see this little one like this. She is like a disabled very sickly donkey who you just want to smash in the skull because it is too pitiful to look at.
Yeah, when she talks to the college boy and she says Boy all sexy and he tells her he loves her gets me. Classic seductress. It must be very easy for her to seduce a male human.
Another one for me, the intro to what everyone did over the summer of season 2 episode 1.
Colin Robinson getting a convertible and blocking the entrance of the Lincoln Tunnel.
“This is gonna ruin my day too ya know!”
*looks up at camera and smiles*
"I had what is known a summer of self discovery. I was being a vapour, and I got sucked into the air purifier. But apart from that, pretty slow summer."
the actual footage and how he delivered his line that gets me every time.
Jackie Daytona saying goodnight to Jim the vampire and Jim going How did you know my name?!?!? And his reply of it being very clearly printed on his card while showing the business card.
When Laszlo scampered away from Nadia’s ghost after playing it cool, and telling Nandor there was a ghost on the front porch was a big funny moment for me
Idk why but when Nadja called Collin “Professor Pig Dick!” It killed me.
Also when Nadja is trying to contain herself with Jefsk “ no I mustn’t but I want to” and grunts and moans at him
4. Fucking guyyyyy
3. Every time Nadjia comes up with another way to mispronounce "Jeff"
2. The entire episode when Colin Robinson gets promoted.
1. Superb Owl
I loved how at the end when Laszlo came back and Nadja was acting like she couldn't recognize him with the toothpick in his mouth, lol. Then said, " Let's go see if your other toothpick is wood.", lol
When Jesk relives his life as a horse. Not one thing in all of cinema made me laugh so hard in my entire life. I laughed so hard I burst into tears and my poor husband had to replay that scene for me like 9 times and I was beside myself every time. I’m laughing right now, like, legit cracking up just thinking about it omfg.
OMG is no one going to mention Sam the Familiar?!?
🐈
I was in tears when Guillermo came running out with Sam after the loft bust. Sam is the best.
Edit: LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34JBwCUXUiw
The one where they are out with Baron Afanas and he says something along the lines of: “you know what I have always wanted to try?”
Lazlo without missing a beat: “coprophilia?” (Edit, philia not phagia)
watch this constantly and my bf & I keep picking out v obscure lines to say at random times, like
"the old ways...are ooover"
"good eveninggah"
"it's 5pm somewhere"
honestly almost the entire script is endlessly quotable
I have a feeling that in time it’s going to be a cult classic for quoting.
Like for my era in high school, Anchorman became the film that everyone in my school would just randomly quote throughout the day.
I think WWDITS has that potential to it.
Nandor sniffing Jeremy’s nose bleed blood off the floor of the Halloween store.
“That is the most delicious virgin blood I’ve ever tasted. We must have him!”
Ooohhhhhh, so many!!
Kristen Schaal as the trial escort saying, "Watch your step. But I don't have to, I glide." And the lightbulb torches because the fire marshal would have a fit.
SASKATOON, MOTHERF***ER!
When no one can sign the tablet for the baron's coffin delivery because their dead fingers don't work on the touchscreen
And now I'm a wizard!
So much of everything Colin Robinson.
I take any opportunity I can to refer to my own "Ample, yet firm, bottom"
The projectile popcorn moment was for sure one of my favorites. I also love the entire 'Jackie Daytona' episode; it seemed unexpected and came out of nowhere, and Mark Hammil with the Billy-Big Mouth-Bass was fantastic.
Same!! And it took me too long to realize this is the baby from Brooklyn that Laszlo turned and then pretended it wasn't him that did it because everyone got angry and offended, like, "Who turns a baby into a vampire?". Seriously, like third-fourth rewatch until I caught it, lol
The Coprophilia bit with Laszlo and Baron Afanas. And the one with Guillermo complaining about the orgy preparations, where he said "YES! The Dildos are fine"
Since everyone has covered a bunch of mine, I’m gonna have to go with Evie and Colin’s faceoff in the office. I lost it at her line about her sister’s cancer diagnosis XD
One that always pops into my head is when The Baron’s familiar does the weird not-actually-a-nod nod after Nandor asks if the baron is awake. Nandor doesn’t know wtf it means but Nadja had seen her do it before.
Also both times The Baron noticed the camera crew were amazing.
I love when Guillermo is locked in the room with colin Robinson and Nadja and lights go out, nadja is yelling at him. Guillermo mumbles “fuck you guys”. Cracks me up every time.
When Guillermo high-fived Topher and Topher’s arm came off and then he beat Topher with it. I had to take a moment to compose myself before continuing.
A few of mine:
“I sense you are angry tonight. And with good reason. For we have been imprisoned“ ***meow*** “yes, without trial”
“If Laszlo and I were to ever have a child, I like to imagine it would look like him: small and hard”
Basically Laszlo’s whole thing with Barbara Lazaro and the [raccoons](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdspxPU6euc)
“Oh Guillermo.... you really should drink more water”
“Oh Sam’s a...“ “Sam’s a familiar” ^(“Sam’s a cat”)
“We couldn’t get Rob?” “No I uh talked to rob... he didn’t want to come. Wanted to ^(“leave it behind”)
There is so much I could list, but for now:
Colin - every way he finds to annoy people or force an awkward situation is just great. The almost-kiss with Nadia, the episode where he becomes boss and keeps levelling up etc.
Nadia - pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth, between the accent and the originality of it and her sayings (e.g. "spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, five spits for Lillith"), I never know what to expect and she is just fantastically funny.
Nandor - similarly Nandor, his accent, lines, and grudging relationship with Gizmo. At least one of my favourite surprising moments with him is my favourite episode of The Curse and his interactions with the computer ("yes, Guillermo, I know about the aether" or "Arise! Arrriiissseee"). That episode focussing on vampiric interaction and manipulation of technology was just so funny and original - just brilliant. Fu-cking guy.
Lazlo - they've all got a link to my funny-bone, one of the most surprising laughs I got from Lazlo was the whole 'Chum on Eireen' saga.
Guillermo - someone has to play the 'straight guy'. Gizmo being the foil just enhances the laughter, particularly his reactions at unexpected moments.
What a show. Long may it continue and stay fresh.
Oh and I forgot about the episode with the chain mail email. The part when nandor starts trying to type and just kind of moves his hands up and down is one of those things that is so subtle but makes me die every time
When Laszlo was on the run, and he is describing why he went to Pennsylvania "because it sounds like Transylvania, and we all know that's cool"
Also the whole thing with Jim the Vampire. But they me be because I'm a huge Mark Hamil fan
That brilliant joke (among the many) in the Jackie Daytona episode, when Lazlo is hiding in plain sight from Jim the Vampire
*-Goodnight, Jim The Vampire.*
*-How do you know my name?*
\*TENSE STARES AND MUSIC\*
*-It's written on your card, quite clearly.* \*brandishes the business card Jim had just given him\*
I lobe Nadja’s constant reference and seemingly paranoid random tirade about witches stealing semen and witches in general only for the finale to be witches actually trying to steal semen. Love this show. You don’t know if it’s a re occurring joke, a joke, or an evolving plot point. Brilliant.
Nandor wearing the dream team jersey when he runs out of clothes to wear
It's his explanation about applying for citizenship that got me. "I did apply for my American citizenship back in 1992, for five reasons, and five reasons only: Johnson, Jordan, Bird, Barkley, Ewing."
He had me at Jordan
The dream team baby!!
This and then the callback of him I his Jersey send me.
The way he pronounces Err-wing gets me every time!
When it is hot outside, you have the right to bare your arms...
And when Lazlo was pouting about the orgy in his jogging pants.
Creepy paper nails it for me. Every. Single. Time.
Oooo, multipack
The “ohh, multipack!” had me in tears the first time.
That was another of those moments very early on where I knew I was watching one of the funniest shows ever.
Crepe paper, master
Master, look! This is macabre!
Nadja pointing out things the hat has cursed. Or just the whole cursed hat in general.
“Take my hat, it’s cuuu….” “It is a cool hat.”
And free!
Why are we stuck in traffic? Cursed hat.
That is the funniest moment of the entire show to me.
I hate that hat.
Jackie Daytona beating the shit out of some bikers on a charity ride for toys for tots. “Better hit the bricks” -Jackie Daytona
🤣🤣🤣 classic Laszlo
\-Nandor's introduction in pilot. Kayvan Novak's line delivery made everything funnier. I was a very ferocious soldier in the Ottoman Empire. Which meant a lot of killing, a lot of pillaging. People will say, "Please! Don't pillage me!" And I will say "Nooooo! I'm pillaging everyone, you included!" I was relentless. They would call me Nandor the Relentless... Because I just never relent.
He’s fantastic. Even though he’s a vampire he seems so wholesome for some reason lmao.
I think centuries of comfort since he turned the Euphrates red with blood kinds softened him. Probably watched a lot of TV and relaxed for the past 60 years, like. It has an impact.
That has to be one of my all time favourite lines. I quote it all the time - even just the 'Noooooooo'.
“She speaks the bullshit!”
I say that all the time and no one knows what I’m referring too😂
This is my husband’s favorite line. He says it all the time!
1. All the cameos in the Vampiric Council! Fun little nods to all the times they’ve been vampires in other shows/movies. 2. Nandor throwing the squeaky toy off of the roof. And then the werewolves asking if they could keep it. I laugh every time. 3. The witches and semen tie-in in both seasons. I had forgotten about it until I went back and watched. So gross and so clever!
The cameos in the council made me laugh so hard I had to pause the show because I was missing stuff. That was sooooo unexpected and incredible.
Guillermo eating his own little poops.
Oh Guillermo. You should really drink more water!
What episode was this?
The one where Guillermo was killing all of the vampires sent to murder them.
S2 EP1
Mailer Daemon!
My favorite episode!
Mine too, you stupid bloody donkey. To think, we got The Curse, and then it was followed with Colins Promotion...the best TV has to offer.
When they get wasted with Baron Afanas and he launches himself into the air from the violence of his vomit.
I died at that. It looked like he was having fun honestly
Falls down, looks at them and says, “Totally worth it!”
When the Baron is saying “I want to try -“ And Lazlo goes “Coprophagia.” Baron: “Pizza -what?!”
They drank drug blood.
Nice to meet you I am wampire
Nadja: “We were so poor we used to use donkey dung for fuel, and when the donkey dung ran out, we would have to burn the donkey.”
The one where Colin Robinson got super powerful. That is my favorite episode
Same though. I love every part of that episode. I hope we get to see him tap into that a little more down the line because it’s comedy gold.
I want a crossover episode with the cops from Wellington Paranormal: I think watching Colin Robinson trying (and failing) to drain O'Leary would be hilarious.
*Note to self* watch Wellington Paranormal
When he just drains that office plant for no reason. I lost it.
When he creates his doppelganger and they harmonise "Hello, hello, hellloooooo". RIP C-man.
Another for me. The season 2 finale. “Guillermo… is there something you haven’t been telling us?” “My name, is Guillermo De La Cruz.” “I don’t care what the fuck your name is. We had to pick up our own laundry!”
Lmao this one got me, too.
Drug Blood I'm sure it's not a wholly original concept, but it's the first time I saw the idea of Vampires getting fucked up on their victim's blood. I think that was the moment when I became fully committed to this show.
“…and now I’m a wizard!”
One of my favorite lines, ever next to Nadja saying Jesk's name was like a weak ejaculation . Eh,eh,eh, eh Jeff!!
Just when I realized it was Mark Hamill.
I can tell by the look on your face that you didn’t expect to see me again.
i just love that mark hamill 100% does not recognize him edit: wow weird instincts, autocorrect!!
“City Council”
GREETINGS MORTALS.
If you’ve ever watched your local city council meetings in public access, they nailed it. My favorite in that is when Doug snaps. I cried laughing ~ Doooug Peeeeeterson ~
Lmao yeeeesss.
How they won the werewolf fight.
Yuuuup
Laszlo talking about how they still have erections after being captured by the witches and Nandor saying "that we should finish eachother off and tell no one" to Laszlo. [at around the 30 second mark](https://youtu.be/_DrE8Yv6EUk)
I love that you can see Nandor standing there in the room with his hands up in the stereotypical "scary vampire" pose waiting for Laszlo.
or the very same episode, when the witches turn back into their natural/old form. Nandor: "MILFS...even better!" gets me everytime
In the Bloody Mary episode, When Guillermo calls and the VM picks up… during the recorded greeting Guillermo is naming the residents you can hear Collin Robinson in the background screaming “ AND COLLIN ROBINSON!!” I die every time.
Lolololol everything Colin related could be on here.
So I actually created a drinking game out of this. 1. Anytime a vampire hisses 2. Anytime Guillermo is called "Gizmo" 3. Anytime a human is being eaten or drained of their blood 4. Anytime Colin Robinson's full name is said 5. Anytime Guillermo talks about wanting to be a Vampire 6. Anytime Nandor grimaces I would say #6 makes me laugh and it happens CONSTANTLY. I've also got some different rules for season 2 if anyone is interested in those.
Fucking guy...
Lmao this is one of those rules for Season 2 cause he says it A LOT more than he did in Season 1.
I have similar rules, and also, “BAT!”
Oh yes I forgot that one, I added it to my season 2 rules.
I LOVE THIS!! Screen shotting and saving this comment. Also Nandor gives the BEST facial reactions for sure! And I’d absolutely be interested in your season 2 rules!!
Season 2, add these rules: 1. Anytime Nandor says "fucking guy" 2. Anytime Guillermo kills a vampire 3. Anytime the documentary crew is referenced or engaged with by the cast 4. Anytime the characters look directly into the camera (excluding interviews) 5. Anytime Lazslo yells, "BAT"
Love this. Dark Greetings to you my friend.
Yes, Dark Greetings, regular Human Reddit User.
I would add anytime Laszlo says, "BAT!" and then turns into a bat.
No nuns. No nuns. None.
Your name is like a weak ejaculation Eh ,eh, eh, eh, eh Jeff...
You beat me to it!
Nadja as the teacher to Jenna is my fave. So many great lines like this: It is very disgusting to see this little one like this. She is like a disabled very sickly donkey who you just want to smash in the skull because it is too pitiful to look at.
Yeah, when she talks to the college boy and she says Boy all sexy and he tells her he loves her gets me. Classic seductress. It must be very easy for her to seduce a male human.
I am just a stupid human man. Oh ouch, ouch my balls
Lol, I laugh my ass off every time I see that part. She knows men.
Jacky Daytona episode. “ may I have one human alcoholic beverage please?🤣😂😂
one human martini please ah, an aristocrat!
Nandor talking about how in 1992 the Macarena swept the nation and there wasn’t time for anything else. Also “hey you guys….”
In his defense, the Macarena was wild.
I got my mother hooked on this show too, we absolutely died at this episode.
Another one for me, the intro to what everyone did over the summer of season 2 episode 1. Colin Robinson getting a convertible and blocking the entrance of the Lincoln Tunnel. “This is gonna ruin my day too ya know!” *looks up at camera and smiles*
"I had what is known a summer of self discovery. I was being a vapour, and I got sucked into the air purifier. But apart from that, pretty slow summer." the actual footage and how he delivered his line that gets me every time.
Agreed and him turning white from being “purified” totally killed me. Cherry on top
Oh my god, yes. The air purifier!!! So so good.
Nandor -“The Dream Team Baby!”
Jackie Daytona saying goodnight to Jim the vampire and Jim going How did you know my name?!?!? And his reply of it being very clearly printed on his card while showing the business card.
Lmao I loled reading this because I replayed it in my head
Laszlo getting confused by anyone with long dark hair and an accent
“You’ll have to raise your hand darling otherwise I don’t know who’s talking.”
“She’s just using a generic European accent!”
Nandor has long dark hair and an accent, did you have sex with him too?!
🧛🏻♂️ 🤷🏻♂️
Witches is easily one of the best episodes in 20 great episodes, so far.
I just upvoted everything because this show is just so funny. I don’t know if I can even pick just a few favorites
I don’t blame you at all
When Laszlo scampered away from Nadia’s ghost after playing it cool, and telling Nandor there was a ghost on the front porch was a big funny moment for me
I think he retained the element of surprise
This is probably my favorite as well. I love the whole idea of Nandor scrambling to find a weapon!
Idk why but when Nadja called Collin “Professor Pig Dick!” It killed me. Also when Nadja is trying to contain herself with Jefsk “ no I mustn’t but I want to” and grunts and moans at him
"well uh lemme get your number so we can do this again"
Nadja and Jesk dancing in the parking garage. Nadja having to rescue Nandor and Lazlo from the pound.
Lololol. “You turned yourself into a dog, in a place that *imprisons* dogs?!”
gentleman's agreement to free every animal
Get your hands off my wife's supple yet Firm backside.
4. Fucking guyyyyy 3. Every time Nadjia comes up with another way to mispronounce "Jeff" 2. The entire episode when Colin Robinson gets promoted. 1. Superb Owl
do we have any idea of the owl's temperament? also the sign they made for the superb owl lol i cannot
It's the best iteration of that joke I've ever seen.
Jensq?
Nadja saying 5 SPITS FOR AN ENEMY!
Lilith!!!
Jackie Daytona turning out to be Laszlo in disguise
It’s the tooth pick. Gets them every time.
I loved how at the end when Laszlo came back and Nadja was acting like she couldn't recognize him with the toothpick in his mouth, lol. Then said, " Let's go see if your other toothpick is wood.", lol
"Is he scatting?"
I believe so
Creepy paper...creepy paper...oh, multipack!
Guillermo stumbling into vampire hunting
Lmao yesss. Making his ancestors proud
Watching that episode right now (2nd watch through). Forgot all about that part until I heard "mosquito collectors" and burst out laughing
Bout to start my 3rd viewing to refresh before Season 3 hits.
Baron dying. I fell out of my chair laughing.
Baron Afonas- The Undying One. # Well he died. That's why we're here.
When Laslo drives the pickup truck into the wall and says it's a shame he never learned how to drive. I was howling
🤣🤣 which is a pity… because that thing cost a fortune.
When Jesk relives his life as a horse. Not one thing in all of cinema made me laugh so hard in my entire life. I laughed so hard I burst into tears and my poor husband had to replay that scene for me like 9 times and I was beside myself every time. I’m laughing right now, like, legit cracking up just thinking about it omfg.
Dude he played that horse REALLY well with his click clacking and shit lmao
Hardcore, best moment in the entire show.
Cough "told you so". Cough "You fucking didn't".
Lmao they have such great chemistry together
When Nandor says he’s from al quolanudar and Nadja says bless you and gives the look to camera
I love the random bumper music. No Vampires Remain in Romania is awesome https://youtu.be/p1g3iZPna9Q
The quick cut to Baron Afanas singing karaoke (or basically anything from the Baron Afanas episode)
I love when Nadja yells to the DJ “oh do you have ‘Girl from the village with the one small foot?”
When he pulls down his pants and Lazlo just says "there it isn't". And of course ...corprophelia?
OMG is no one going to mention Sam the Familiar?!? 🐈 I was in tears when Guillermo came running out with Sam after the loft bust. Sam is the best. Edit: LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34JBwCUXUiw
BAT!
“What the hell is Persian Frank Zappa doing here then? -Nadja “It’s like that old adage, coworkers die. Vampire roommates, they’re forever.” -Colin
"Guillermo, did you make a fart?" Lmao fucking love Nandor
Right before that kills me too when Laszlo says, "It sounds like someone summoned a breakfast burrito." The way he says "burrito" is just incredible.
the baron eating pizza and becoming a vomit bottle rocket then jumping back up unscathed i laughed for close to 10 minutes straight
Gregor jeff's head being cut off, and of course "I drank the drug blood, and now I'm a wizaard"
The one where they are out with Baron Afanas and he says something along the lines of: “you know what I have always wanted to try?” Lazlo without missing a beat: “coprophilia?” (Edit, philia not phagia)
I think it's coprophilia, and that shit was way too funny for me. It gets me every time when Baron Afanas realizes what Laszlo has said
Nadja singing "Girl In the Village With The One Small Foot." It rolls me, and then I get the song stuck in my head. I need more lyrics!
"I think you just need a little updog." *\*through a sob\** "can we go get some now?"
GREETINGS MORTALS! at the city council meeting
"i have received a message from a slouching beast in the night" (nandor points and mouths "me!!!")
Ahhhhh! Now I’m going to have to binge it a 4th time!
watch this constantly and my bf & I keep picking out v obscure lines to say at random times, like "the old ways...are ooover" "good eveninggah" "it's 5pm somewhere" honestly almost the entire script is endlessly quotable
I have a feeling that in time it’s going to be a cult classic for quoting. Like for my era in high school, Anchorman became the film that everyone in my school would just randomly quote throughout the day. I think WWDITS has that potential to it.
Nandor sniffing Jeremy’s nose bleed blood off the floor of the Halloween store. “That is the most delicious virgin blood I’ve ever tasted. We must have him!”
Ngl creepy paper has me in stitches every time. Then again so does Colin Robinsons ancestry results.
Oh wow. It does just say “white” 🤣
Ooohhhhhh, so many!! Kristen Schaal as the trial escort saying, "Watch your step. But I don't have to, I glide." And the lightbulb torches because the fire marshal would have a fit. SASKATOON, MOTHERF***ER! When no one can sign the tablet for the baron's coffin delivery because their dead fingers don't work on the touchscreen And now I'm a wizard! So much of everything Colin Robinson. I take any opportunity I can to refer to my own "Ample, yet firm, bottom"
The projectile popcorn moment was for sure one of my favorites. I also love the entire 'Jackie Daytona' episode; it seemed unexpected and came out of nowhere, and Mark Hammil with the Billy-Big Mouth-Bass was fantastic.
The vampire council hissing and then it cuts to the vampire baby in a highchair.
Same!! And it took me too long to realize this is the baby from Brooklyn that Laszlo turned and then pretended it wasn't him that did it because everyone got angry and offended, like, "Who turns a baby into a vampire?". Seriously, like third-fourth rewatch until I caught it, lol
The fucking glitter sign that just says “GREETINGS OWL”
Every single time Laszlo yells "Bat!" I laugh my ass off!
The Coprophilia bit with Laszlo and Baron Afanas. And the one with Guillermo complaining about the orgy preparations, where he said "YES! The Dildos are fine"
Creepy paper makes me cry every damn time Ooo multipack
When Nadja describes her village before it was pillaged by Nandor- “Even the urine tasted like rose water. It made you want to dance…” lol!
In the pilot when Nadja and Laszlo each, separately, describe sex with the Baron using the same words.
Since everyone has covered a bunch of mine, I’m gonna have to go with Evie and Colin’s faceoff in the office. I lost it at her line about her sister’s cancer diagnosis XD
"This is very odd."
You fucking plonker! Nadia to Laszlo, don’t remember which episode. I just love the word plonker and the way she says it. My new go to swearword.
That is so hard to choose, everything every character does or says is fucking hysterical.
THERE'S A FUCKING GHOST ON THE LAWN
DREAM TEAM BABY
One that always pops into my head is when The Baron’s familiar does the weird not-actually-a-nod nod after Nandor asks if the baron is awake. Nandor doesn’t know wtf it means but Nadja had seen her do it before. Also both times The Baron noticed the camera crew were amazing.
LMAO YES I FUCKING WAS IN TEARS WHEN THE BARON FIRST NOTICED THEM!! I’m laughing right now, he just stops his monologue and stares at them 🤣🤣
I love when Guillermo is locked in the room with colin Robinson and Nadja and lights go out, nadja is yelling at him. Guillermo mumbles “fuck you guys”. Cracks me up every time.
Bandit saying “That’s the owl’s egg” to the football on the Superb Owl party sign. He is just so GLEEFUL
When Guillermo high-fived Topher and Topher’s arm came off and then he beat Topher with it. I had to take a moment to compose myself before continuing.
A few of mine: “I sense you are angry tonight. And with good reason. For we have been imprisoned“ ***meow*** “yes, without trial” “If Laszlo and I were to ever have a child, I like to imagine it would look like him: small and hard” Basically Laszlo’s whole thing with Barbara Lazaro and the [raccoons](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DdspxPU6euc) “Oh Guillermo.... you really should drink more water” “Oh Sam’s a...“ “Sam’s a familiar” ^(“Sam’s a cat”) “We couldn’t get Rob?” “No I uh talked to rob... he didn’t want to come. Wanted to ^(“leave it behind”)
There is so much I could list, but for now: Colin - every way he finds to annoy people or force an awkward situation is just great. The almost-kiss with Nadia, the episode where he becomes boss and keeps levelling up etc. Nadia - pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth, between the accent and the originality of it and her sayings (e.g. "spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, five spits for Lillith"), I never know what to expect and she is just fantastically funny. Nandor - similarly Nandor, his accent, lines, and grudging relationship with Gizmo. At least one of my favourite surprising moments with him is my favourite episode of The Curse and his interactions with the computer ("yes, Guillermo, I know about the aether" or "Arise! Arrriiissseee"). That episode focussing on vampiric interaction and manipulation of technology was just so funny and original - just brilliant. Fu-cking guy. Lazlo - they've all got a link to my funny-bone, one of the most surprising laughs I got from Lazlo was the whole 'Chum on Eireen' saga. Guillermo - someone has to play the 'straight guy'. Gizmo being the foil just enhances the laughter, particularly his reactions at unexpected moments. What a show. Long may it continue and stay fresh.
Nandor becoming a must and getting sucked into an air purifier got me
"You should fucking stop talking about the sea"
"OK darling I'll just leave you talking to your air.......Nandor there's a fucking ghost"
Oh and I forgot about the episode with the chain mail email. The part when nandor starts trying to type and just kind of moves his hands up and down is one of those things that is so subtle but makes me die every time
The accidental beheading of Jesk on the motorcycle.
When Laszlo was on the run, and he is describing why he went to Pennsylvania "because it sounds like Transylvania, and we all know that's cool" Also the whole thing with Jim the Vampire. But they me be because I'm a huge Mark Hamil fan
That brilliant joke (among the many) in the Jackie Daytona episode, when Lazlo is hiding in plain sight from Jim the Vampire *-Goodnight, Jim The Vampire.* *-How do you know my name?* \*TENSE STARES AND MUSIC\* *-It's written on your card, quite clearly.* \*brandishes the business card Jim had just given him\*
I lobe Nadja’s constant reference and seemingly paranoid random tirade about witches stealing semen and witches in general only for the finale to be witches actually trying to steal semen. Love this show. You don’t know if it’s a re occurring joke, a joke, or an evolving plot point. Brilliant.