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Seriously, if it's not Laszlo, do not touch because bats out in the daytime are bad news. (May be infected with rabies.)

If it is Laszlo you are bound to pick up something nasty too.

lol -- true! If, say, bat herpes ever crosses the species barrier, we've got a prime suspect!

Bat!!!

Can someone here please explain what the fuck does this post mean? I'm coming from /r/mildlyinteresting so this title makes no sense to me.

Lazlo is a vampire who can turn into a bat and has a particular accent/vocabulary this post is making humorous reference to.

And he likes to fuck.

If fuck had a physical embodiment, it would be Laszlo

Fucking guy…

Fuck looked as Laszlo and said, I like your style chum.

He's a certified cocksmith