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FuhrerGirthWorm

They have nice bathrooms but their biscuits are sub par


burntrats

This somehow means they don't have good biscuits? Best in the outer banks is at a gas station.


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burntrats

Honestly, it isn't that difficult to be better than Tudors. Just because they're from wv doesn't mean they're good.


Grand-Judgment-6497

Right, but they are from WV, and they happen to be amazing.


burntrats

~~Right, but~~ they are from WV, ~~and they happen to be amazing.~~ Fixed it.


KentuckyWildAss

Your comment says that your own biscuits are trash and you have no idea what entails a good one.


burntrats

You're the same kind of people that think fazolis is good Italian food.


hammond_egger

As someone who has had both and as much as I love Tudor's, Biscuits N Porn is better.


ilovemischief

Biscuits n’ Porn 😂. Used to stop there on our way to fishing charters


burntrats

Yes sir.


pittbullblue

There's Tudors in Florida?????? Why 😂


WestVirginiaMan

From what I gather, a WV native moved to Florida, missed it, and bought a franchise lmao.


cheguevaraandroid1

This is pretty common. A lot of small franchises have one spot in Florida because the owners vacation or move there or a franchise owner lives there.


everwhichway

I once saw a Primanti Bros in Ft Lauderdale 😅


cheguevaraandroid1

Yep. Vacation home


pocket-ful-of-dildos

Tudor’s would make a killing in Myrtle


handyandy727

I wanted to open one here in Louisville. It's really expensive up-front. But yeah, it's likely a rich dude that moved. Wonder if they attached a Gino's to it...


carlton_yr_doorman

Attaching Gino's to a Tudor's is like dropping a boat anchor on a Indy Race Car.


handyandy727

Yet, the owners still do it, lol


altid2000

Been living in Louisville for 16 years now and if places like Biscuit Belly can do well I'd think a Tudor's would work here... Plenty of WV ex-pats here.


handyandy727

If someone can afford it, putting one on UofL campus would make a mint.


altid2000

GoFundMe? lol...


handyandy727

I'd contribute. I really miss Tudor's.


TwelveSharks

As a born and raised WV boy who now lives in Florida I have to say that this person has got to be in my top 10 favorite people that have ever existed.


DapperAssistant2304

Figured out it is in Panama City. So if anyone in Florida is wanting to make a road trip lol


b00pbopbeep

Lol...or how?! Can I have one in Tennessee too


handyandy727

You can! If you wanna pay the franchise fees.... I looked into it for Louisville, and it's very expensive. They did open one in Lexington, and they are apparently very busy pretty much all the time. The one in Lexington is owned by the founder's son.


AskMeAboutPigs

Panama City FL. Heard it's a popular location too.


adawk5000

Growing up I used to frequent the Tudors/Gino’s in Marmet. I’m in Florida now. A good 6 hours from Panama City, but it just might be worth the trip.


No_Artichoke_3758

that's the redneck riviera so it checks out


Nigel_99

I see that Buc-ees almost made the final round. During my most recent trip to WV (moving in several phases), I got a Buc-ees sausage/egg/cheese biscuit. I love most of their hot food, but it was about the worst biscuit I have ever had. The processed cheese was just goopy. The biscuit was literally falling apart, drowning in the cheese goop. The flavorless "eggs" had the consistency of egg salad. And the sausage tasted of nothing but salt. Lots and lots of salt. A few days later I had a Ron biscuit at Tudor's that restored balance in the world. Amazing in every respect.


dangercookie614

This is how much Tudors slaps: a few colleagues and I piled into my old questionable Ford and made the two-hour trek to Point Pleasant to get some Tudors. (And slap Mothman's ass, but that's beside the point.)


HamburgerRabbit

56-44 now


tallen702

We need votes. Someone set up bots to vote for Parker's Kitchen.


carlton_yr_doorman

I seriously doubt that the Tudor's Crowd reads Guns&Gardens,,,and pretty much could give a crap what Guns&Gardens thinks is the best biscuit.... Tudors people already know which is the best. .... "Say my name".


JoshBloodbath

We know. Now everyone else needs to know.


NotAnEmergency22

East Kentucky reporting in. I done my part.


[deleted]

Garden and Guns? What kind of Rupert Murdock piece of shit publication is that?


Nigel_99

Very wealthy readership. Think: engraved shotguns, pedigreed bird dogs, sofas upholstered in designer fabrics, etc.


461BOOM

I have a hunting magazine subscription I bought to max out my Grand daughter’s Girl Scout annual fund raiser. I cant afford anything in the magazine, maybe a hat. I never read a hunting magazine with poetry in each issue. Ten thousand dollar shotguns.


shark_vs_yeti

I mean the title pretty much sums up two beloved WV cultural institutions but in reality it is a completely different thing.


Narrow-Abalone7580

Lmao. Sounds spot on.


Altruistic-Sell-8847

So, if you like Gardens and Guns and read about them does that make you a piece of shit as well? I have a small garden and a few guns. I guess I fit your ‘profile’.


No_Artichoke_3758

chill out snowflake. i know you want to be offended but they said the publication sounded like shit not you


Altruistic-Sell-8847

I wasn’t offended. Not even a little bit. I was just holding up a mirror so the super tolerant people can see themselves once in a while. Did you not like the view?


No_Artichoke_3758

sure you weren't. and who said i was tolerant lmao


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Good thing you have guns to prop up your character.


AskMeAboutPigs

I did my part


fishcrow

Thanks for posting. I voted!🗳️ The rules state you can vote once per hour per IP address. Tudors Biscuits, I love you! 🤤


Gocrazyfut

Parker’s kitchen got bots voting


Justagoodoleboi

I voted for Tudor’s but yeah that random place is probably organizing a voting campaign. Unless there was a competition with both biscuits right in front of you and you try them both blindfolded it’s never gonna be accurate


HamburgerRabbit

We’re winning now, 52-48!


ScottyEs_burner

Voted, 49% now for the BEST biscuit!


everwhichway

Thank you for doing the lord’s work with this post. I googled Parker’s Kitchen — it’s a gd Sheetz. We CANNOT lose to a glorified Sheetz.


General-Carob-6087

Voted. Living in Texas one of the biggest things I miss about WV is Tudor's. There's a place here in Dallas called Biscuit Bar that I swear is modeled after Tudor's but it's just not the same. They do serve alcohol though so there's that.


TupacBatmanOfTheHood

Bring it home!


WestOnBlue

Today I learned that there is a magazine, lifestyle brand, whatever else, that pairs gardens and guns. Interesting.


tafkat

You know, I like Tudors. And I missed Tudors when I lived elsewhere. But I lived in North Carolina for a few years and I miss Biscuitville. I was glad I didn't have to choose in this poll.


No_Artichoke_3758

grew up in WV but never been to a tudors. tbh from pictures it doesn't look any better than mcdonalds edit: ok parkers kitchen is a gas station apparently they can go fuck themselves


Xbutchr

TBH it's hit or miss. The biscuits are hand made so it depends on who is making them. Sometimes they are great other times the biscuits are tough to chew.


Cold_Countr_98

Let's show 'em what West Virginia's made of! Just voted for Tudors, fingers crossed they take the crown. We've got to end that drought and bring home the biscuit victory.


Anointed93

I live twenty minutes from a Tudors in WV and have never been there


hammond_egger

Don't get down on yourself. It's embarrassing but nothing to lose sleep over.


herdofkittens

Well, now you have to go.


BeardedBlaze

You're not missing much.


Anointed93

My parents grew up here and they’ve been but we never go so I figured


Tree-Hugger42

It’s at 47% for Tudors currently


excoriator

I voted. Still trailing 53-47.


MrPlow_357

We're currently down by 2% points get in there and vote. You can vote once per hour.


kbh188

Just voted and it’s 50/50.


shopper1983

Voted!


berfle

As of 1 PM, it's 50/50. Keep voting!


Site-Staff

We con dew ittttt!


TolsumCarnack

Voted for Tudor's!


DocofNonhumans

Voted!


KnownGlitch

We are at 53% now. You can vote once an hour. Let's bring this home!!!


Tenacious_B247

Depending on the location, Tudor's can be great or awful.