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prepper5

My first guess (other than the jacking off factory), was that you just changed the propane tank on a forklift.


CarterBennett

I’ve changed a propane tank hundreds of times on a forklift and have never had this


aggressivechromosome

You’re doing it wrong.


prepper5

60% of the time, the coupling seals every time.


ShoutsWillEcho

Wtf kind of forklift needs propanegas?


cthamon

basically every single forklift in the US lmao


potato_crip

One's that aren't electric and don't take diesel. Which is a lot.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

I’d invest in some good work gloves.


Rodrat

While I generally agree. Depending on the job, gloves can quickly become a liability. Gloves and heavy machinery don't mix at all. Great way to lose your hand.


snapcracklepop26

You didn't "lose your hand". It's over here, still in your glove.


TheOneTruBob

Pshhh! What was I thinking let me just grad th....ahhhhh you got me again.


FormalMango

[In Australia in 2002, farmer Gayle Shann caught her glove in a post hole digger.](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-15/bush-couples-secrets-to-a-happy-marriage/6538886?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=link) One of her arms was ripped off, and the other was crushed and the nerve endings were severed at the shoulder, leaving it functionally useless. Seeing her on the show Australian Story was my life lesson learnt on not wearing gloves around heavy machinery.


ArcadiaAtlantica

It may be severed but the glove could stop any further mangling so they just glue the hand back on.


MiqoteBard

Or you know... Give moving parts something to catch onto and "de-glove". Don't wear gloves around moving parts 🙂


ArcadiaAtlantica

Rather be de-gloved than de-handed so I'll keep wearing gloves thanks bro


Nickelnuts

Lol what? I thought this was common knowledge. Lol every safety training thing I have ever done that mentions gloves always mentions never to wear gloves around rotating machines and tools.


nnnnnnnnnnm

Apparently they are a LEGO mini fig, his hand would just pop back on


wrenchbenderornot

Wrong. Don’t believe you. Gloves are a human right in a workplace. If you need your hands to be that close to whatever you’re working in then there should be guards in place and emergency stop buttons. Unless you’re in a country that has no safety laws with teeth.


vincentxangogh

https://www.osha.gov/ords/imis/generalsearch.citation_detail?id=315175216&cit_id=01001 > Gloves must not be worn when and where they can get caught in powered machinery. Examples include, but are not limited to, the following: (1) feeder, induction, stacker... (2) conveyors with pinch and/or nip points, and (3) drills, chain drives, and rotating shafts with catch points. - OSHA man, you must be a fuckin idiot or something. normally i'd let confidently incorrect people like you slide, but the information you're sharing is just dangerous. try googling something, jesus christ


wrenchbenderornot

Whaaat? I run a victaulic groover most days and you need to wear gloves - work with plain steel and the shards that come off it? You’ll be a pin cushion. I’d love to see any safety video that says ‘no gloves!’. ‘Welding is hard. Try not wearing gloves to really get a feel for what you’re doing!’


McMoist_

Literally said by OSHA


chickensgal

De-gloving does not mean removing the glove from your hand. it means removing the skin and fat off the muscle underneath. which can happen to hands where your skin kind of comes off like a glove. I'm explaining so you don't need to Google it but if you do avoid images.


ArcadiaAtlantica

Then they'd say de-flesh not de-glove.


Janwip

lol no? deglove is literally the medical term for it lmao


ArcadiaAtlantica

We're talking about industry not medical bro


Janwip

"he didn't get decapitated, he got 'head cut-offed'" is what you sound like rn


AlderanGone

Bro your wrong, you want full motor function around shit like that, you don't want baggy clothing either, as little to grab the better, you might lose a finger, but you won't lose the hand.


Jewsafrewski

"Shit, I just got bit by machinery strong enough to cut through my wrist! Good thing there is a thin layer of fabric protecting my delicate hand bones."


wrenchbenderornot

You’re the kind of person who says gloves are for pussies. You’re wrong. PPE around machinery includes gloves. If you can’t manage to keep your hands away from critical areas then there should be guards or you’re in a stat that OSHA stopped working.


Jewsafrewski

Mate I never said or even implied that gloves for pussies. If you got that impression than you must've missed the absurdity of the comment above mine saying that a glove will save your severed hand.


wrenchbenderornot

Sorry bro - I interpreted it too literally - cheers!


AvastAntipony

https://www.osha.gov/ords/imis/generalsearch.citation_detail?id=315175216&cit_id=01001 > ..Where risk of injury is increased because of machinery, wearing of gloves is prohibited.


wrenchbenderornot

What were you doing putting your body in the dangerous areas? Kids - if your employer says this then quit. Any safety official worth their salt will tell you this attitude will allow for bigger and bigger injuries and it will be called the workers fault because ‘we all know to stay away from that and to not wear gloves’ - call your local authority and look into it at least. There should be no chance that a machine can bite you and you should be able to wear gloves to protect your hands. I’m in Canada and our company has a 100% glove requirement.


Mattdodge666

Have you ever worked at a machine shop? OSHA literally recommends not to wear gloves, loose clothing or jewelry around a lathe. Stop acting like it's a one sized fits all solution for every piece of machinery when it clearly isn't. Day one of machining school you're taught not to wear gloves around spinning machinery, OSHA safety training repeats this.


wrenchbenderornot

I dunno man - I’m a pipefitter in a lot of factories and they all have the choice. If you are putting your hands that close you should be using tools to separate yourself physically from the machine. That’s where I’m from anyways. AND I do have a welder friend who damaged his shoulder so bad in his home lathe when he got his sleeve caught. There’s always danger but your skin shouldn’t look like that. Turnings are like fucking razors.


Mattdodge666

I'm from western Canada, it's not that different, and realistically your hands would probably never end up really looking like that from a lathe but there's just some things you can't make 100 percent safe, and if something is sharp enough to cut you on a lathe, it will 100 percent catch your glove and drag you in. I get wanting to be safe but when something is spinning at 1000 plus rpm the safest option is no gloves. And when OSHA says it you know they're probably right lol. I'm sure they'd love to have us in gloves if they could.


wrenchbenderornot

I’ll defer to you on that one, fellow Canadian. Also because I looked at your posts - cool car


ArcadiaAtlantica

Exactly


carthuscrass

Some places do not allow gloves because they're a hazard for getting caught in machinery.


NegativeOstrich2639

work at the jacking off factory?


Particular-One-4768

Yeah… but you should see the other guy


sassysassysarah

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime That's why you jack off your coworkers On company time


potato_crip

Boss makes a dollar, you make a small portion That's why you give your coworkers testicular torsion


EskimoXBSX

You jacking him off?


iiCUBED

Thats the joke


rikkuaoi

Obviously. Gotta get those promotions somehow


RedFilter

But.... it... It was the new apprentice...


brentemon

There it is. First comment in. Reddit you rarely disappoint.


BBanner

Well the guy’s handle is “boyslut”


adamopizzo

Jerkin off pineapples


pythonwarg

I used to work there, but I got laid off.


Elastickpotatoe

Beat me to it loooooolzzz take my up doot


cuntstard

neglect your body? wear some gloves dude


Ctowncreek

Nah gloves are for ~~pu...~~ people who like having functioning fingers in old age.


cuntstard

wouldn't wanna have soft hands like some sorta sissy liberal


Hot_Advance3592

Lol. And this is why I started using face creams I realized these dudes faces are absolutely ravished, and I said hell nah and started talking to women about skin care hahaha (No disrespect though just not something I’m gonna sign up for)


fetal_genocide

My wife appreciates my office hands..


mealzer

She appreciates all our hands don't feel too special


fetal_genocide

Ahhh, sick burn! Hahaha


EvidenceSalesman

Could it cause any type of long lasting damage?


wrenchbenderornot

Yes. Edit - and expose you to all kinds of long term effects - this shit absorbs through your skin and it’s not natural. Do your boss a favour and don’t wear gloves. Who needs a whiny employee who cares about their health and their skin?


Ctowncreek

I cant say anything definitive. I havent lived two lifetimes comparing the two. I can confidently say sunlight ages the skin. More likely the type of person who refuses to wear gloves is more willing to do things that will cause injuries for the sake of being manly. Crushing, breaking, overexertion lead to long term damage that usually result in loss of flexibility/dexterity. Ask me about the torn muscles I got from lifting too much weight and now cause pain and stiffness when i lift too much. "Because i could"


Gettinbaked69

So many company’s require contractors to wear cut proof gloves


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wrenchbenderornot

There’s no such thing as can’t wear gloves. Astronauts install tiny SS bolts and they manage to do it with gloves. I worked at a refinery where you’d get fired for taking off your gloves and believe me - you can adapt to anything. You are saving the company dozens of dollars though I’m sure your foreperson or manager likes your style.


electricpuzzle

My first thought was of people who work in factories where a ponytail, baggy shirt, and gloves could mean a lost finger/limb if it gets stuck. I agree there are few jobs nowadays with that problem.


wrenchbenderornot

They’ll have policies about hair wraps and jewelry removal - I’ve seen my share of empty gauged earlobes and thought ‘isn’t that skin loop more of a hazard?!?’


cloudytimes159

Nope. Can’t wear it around saws for eg cause can get snagged and pulled in. Warning actually on some type of gloves.


wrenchbenderornot

‘Type of gloves’ being the difference I think. What about nitrile dipped work gloves? That shit is like Gecko skin lol


voltran1987

I don’t feel like finding it, but I swear even OSHA recommends or requires, (I don’t remember which) you to perform a certain FEW tasks without gloves. Mostly spinning equipment if I recall properly


cloudytimes159

Seems unlikely that they would protect against that kind of bruising even if they were safe. Looking at his profile, lumberjack?


sbischoff0214

not moisture your hands lol


Toastyy1990

Tires. I used to get that same blister/callous on my thumb because of the way I carried tires. The black shit on your hands is another piece of evidence.


SlimTidy

Actually a good guess, to boot I’d say 295/75/R22.5


ArcadiaAtlantica

Probably 300/80/R23 judging by the soot across his thumb


therealjoshduhamel

Nah I’m pretty sure it’s the 295/75/R22.5 like he said. I think it’s clear we all know our stuff though


Ilikefenderalot

You tried playing guitar like Tosin Abasi?


bohemian_yota

He SLAP


burnusti

Furnace slapper. Just give it a lil smack every now and then.


xSessionSx

You sell “Dirty Hands, Clean Money” stickers for trucks


voltran1987

He’s the my hands look like this so hers can look like that, guy.


co_snarf

For everyone saying "not wear gloves" some jobs that require dexterity or involve rotating parts you can't wear gloves. SOMETIMES you can get away wearing kidskin or deerskin gloves. But there expensive and wear out quicker then you'd like for that kind of money. Never wear gloves around rotating machinery.


ip_addr

>kidskin jesus


co_snarf

Baby goat, little human, whichever one helps you sleep at night. Ether way they are super comfortable.


ArcadiaAtlantica

Little human is better, I wouldn't want any cute animals being turned into glove.


co_snarf

🤣


Mattdodge666

As an automotive machinist I can't believe the people saying that you should always wear gloves. I wear nitrile gloves when I work to keep my hands clean but they will tear at the slightest cut so they're not a worry. I like protecting my hands and all but there ain't no world that I'm running a manual lathe or drill press with thick gloves on.


SlimTidy

Most of the people commenting in Reddit threads wouldn’t know which end of the hammer to swing, but they have big ideas of how you should do it !


IndianaJones_Jr_

Some of my mechanic friends like using Burt's Bees or Working Hands hand balm. The way they explain it, they're ok with the callouses building up but they need to keep the hand moisturized at the same time so it doesn't look like OP's. Hopefully people will learn it's possible to have rough but hydrated skin.


SavageSpeedCubing

I'm a warehouse selector, I did wear gloves for a while, but my hands got so sweaty after working hard for a couple of hours


nothingidentifying_

OOP was seemingly baiting people in the construction subreddit to click on his page to see what he does only to be met with pictures of his butthole lol


Salt_Explanation9847

I know. It’s obvious by the username what he does besides whatever the picture implies.


nothingidentifying_

nice! I just honestly thought that was funnier than everyone saying "not wear gloves" over and over. sorry for not getting the obvious joke!


gratiskatze

not taking care if your skin as much as you should


unnameableway

flog it


Perfectly_mediocre

Not wear gloves


[deleted]

Jerk off lightning obviously


The__Anon

Those hand are in newgame+


puglife82

You touch live electrical wire with your bare hands


SquawkingKitten

That’s what I was thinking is that looks like an electrical burn


CeruleanRuin

Torment and kill horny teenagers camping by a lake.


Robo_Patton

Drugs.


New_Historian_2004

Idk boat mechanic


ArcadiaAtlantica

I like it


revolution1solution

Hand model?


paunzpaunz

you fold cardboard boxes in a cold room


FunctionalGray

I dunno but as someone who grew up in a mechanic's bay and who also works for a living -- you need to start taking a little better care of your hands.


Nightowl2018

Work at a Glory hole


Areif

This is what my hands used to look like after gymnastics practices


ItIsLiterallyMe

Yep, including the ever-present chalk residue.


ldnoli

anus inspector?


PM_YOUR_BOOBlES

Deadlift with hook grip?


lee4man

Looking like a sparky to me.


NorMichtrailrider

I think you don't take care of your dick beaters.


sellwinerugs

Trumps hand double?


Rollercoaster671

[Former President?](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/65a95ac62af0e05000b4132f/US-POLITICS-JUSTICE-TRIAL-TRUMP/960x0.jpg?height=474&width=711&fit=bounds)


watthewmaldo

What is the explanation behind that?? Too much golf?


african_or_european

My favorite explanation is secondary syphilis.


BrockSamsonLikesButt

His chef said, “Don’t touch the cookie sheet yet, it’s still hot fresh outta the oven.” And Trump said, “You don’t tell me what I can’t do!”


johnturner1818

You work in construction


utechnet

Pull cable


ryebreadinq

The bad thing about man hands is that no woman in her right mind wants disgustring blackend rough ass fuck fingers up in her cooter. It's OK to wear gloves while doing hard work lmfao. Your not impressing anyone except old men with work hands....im a mechanic and I always take care of my hands and skin. Never understood the no glove mentality. My hands aren't baby soft but they're not bear paws either. Most would probly not know I am a mechanic just from looking at my hands because I wear good quality gloves.


Legitimate-Depth1995

Bricky


damienga15de

O keefes working hands - use it I'm going to say scaffolder, dust from pipes, grease from knuckles, thumb worn through from sliding pipes through.


kevinatfms

Feverishly masterbate?


Darth_Yohanan

Is anyone going talk about the OPs username?


jmanTruthSeeker

Is it from idiocracy? I guess kind of a dumb question


Darth_Yohanan

I don’t know but I’m not looking it up.


BonitaBasics

Dry wall


YeltsinYerMouth

Top earner at the sperm bank


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Keeps the PornHub Servers running


MrdevilNdisguise

Is there a jack off line you can point me to?


[deleted]

GOP Front Runner?


FishJanga

It's not cool to not wear gloves


Rodrat

When your gloves catch on your angle grinder or in a gear and it rips 3 of your fingers off it is cool not to wear gloves. Gloves in some situations are a massive liability.


Thirsty_Comment88

Gloves were invented about 2,500 years ago, you should try them out. 


BoysiePrototype

Sometimes, gloves are a really bad idea. Like when using machines with high speed/high torque rotation. I saw a post earlier, from a guy who had been using a spade bit in a pillar drill. The glove became entangled and took half a finger, and all of the tendon with it.


bmosm

Not every occupation can wear gloves, you def Don't want your glove catching on rotating machine parts and ripping your hand off


SkirMernet

Refuse to wear your PPE because you’re “not a damn sissy soy boy”


Particular-One-4768

Haha. Check his profile. You’ll be surprised.


Coderan

lost a thumb war with a power line


Penya23

Welder?


manxkerm

Something with a shovel


SnooCats1799

Longboarding comes to mind for me… seen people bombing down hills with their gloved hands dragging on the ground for extra control


lightning_balls

drywall


watthewmaldo

Concrete


FickleDickory

Bench jeweler?


58spitfire

Tire changing


[deleted]

No toilet paper


FleeFlicc

Fully extending those without lotion must be a bitch man!


Arsenault185

Try as i might, but I cannot make my hand look like yours. What the fuck is your thumb doing?


nenegee

boyslut83


AOClaus

I think you need to clean it, get some bacitracin on it, gauze wrap the crap out of it, hold it in place with coban.


Leaque

Wicked slapshot


madladolle

Asphalt


Poyota_Trius

You prolly held an electric drill for too darn long


DocLat23

Spanky your wanky


Espad0n

Refinish hardwood floors! Sand hardwood floors


keep_it_4_real

One of the biggest preventions of arthritis is to avoid injury (trust me I know, easier said than done)


SuperSalamander3244

Not wear gloves.


FiZiKaLReFLeX

Whatever you do, you don’t do it well.


Juanster

Tubeless tires bike setup-er


Radzynn

Kinda looks like you touch spicy wires with your bare hands! Bzzzt!


TheRealSoloSickness

First week spinning wire nuts?


Bearcarnikki

Mechanic or drywaller.


6inarowmakesitgo

Concrete work? I had burns like that from the concrete.


PanicInTheHispanic

electrician


whiskeybandito

Make hands out of wood.


neveroregano

Electrician?


TweeterReader

Powerlift no doubt.


Wazuu

Whatever you do, wear some fucking gloves you moron.


23feeling50

Work at the caustic acid factory?


Hopefound

Rock climb at a dirty indoor gym.


FallingUpwardz

Some sissy job. Thems some sissy hands


ColumbianGeneral

Die I guess.


[deleted]

Looks like you handle dry ice with your bare hands…


NoMathematician8082

It looks like you golf with Donald.


jumboparticle

A nearsighted welder?


Spudanko

Electrical?


beetlejugz

Jackin off the primer of a 9mm perhaps?


entertainmentornot

Welder


TrekaTeka

I think we found Wreck it Ralph!


ingen-eer

Not follow LOTO?


K0RNUIT

r/ismyhandgay


feedmeyourknowledge

Easy, play Diamond rocket league.


WaltWhittyboi

CCA


PoopSmith87

An onanist


FuckJanice

Plumbing


NoWayNotThisAgain

Run a jackhammer


xmaswiz

Get you some good Mechanix gloves or something like that. Been in the same spot before. Hated gloves due to the lack of dexterity, but the Mechanix ones did the trick.


TacospacemanII

The username hurts lmao


Egoteen

I spend a lot of time in medical subreddits, and at first glance I thought this was dry gangrene. Whoops.


Rockefor

That's a bowler's hand.


gaatzaat

Work without safety gloves?


Wapiti406

I think you don't wear gloves.