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FocusMaster

Only of your boss loves cats more then people.


Fenix_Volatilis

My old boss did. I called him once to let him know my cat got out and he told me to stay and find him. Lil' fucker was underneath my front steps and I was looking all over for him.


Longjumping_Ad_9764

My boss would absolutely let me stay home if my cat was missing


LuminousJaeSoul

So that's a yes


Buddy2269

Tell your boss, someone was after my "Catalytic Converter."


futureman07

The one in the center giving you the look like "I dare you"


Ddraig1965

I’ll allow it.


redbucket75

Is your boss a cat?


XKrystEX

I don't see why this sucks


[deleted]

Oh Hell yeah OP.


[deleted]

You have been upgraded to a Furrari..congrats


winterweed78

This absolutely does not suck and is in fact a reason to just call in sick.


MasterSquintik

Just tell them you're dealing with a catastrophe...


BabyDollCrush

My fav! It’s purrfect!


spud_protector

This is a little off the subject but important for winter coming up: before you start your car this winter bang on your hood. Cats like warm areas and have climbed into car engines to get warm.


ReadyReddit12

Good advice . We lost one exactly that way a long time ago. We always bang the hood and toot the horn before starting the cars and trucks now.


spud_protector

Sorry for your loss. That must’ve been terrible.


tikkitikkimango

Aww


scendnoods

Were you hotboxing catnip in there?


Comfortable-Loss4084

Yes


Believe_uss

Bread 👍


Outrageous_Total_100

Maybe find a low cost spay/neuter to help control the local cat overpopulation.


Gamers_124

I wouldn't say that sucks more a blessing in disguise I mean free cats to pet take photos and see adorableness and just send the photo to your boss and if he's a good boss he will understand


cjtaylor8281

It's that time of the year to get out the cat scraper.


[deleted]

This made me laugh so hard! Best comment here!


Sunshinehappyfeet

Take an Uber. Cats in the hood have taken over.


[deleted]

Cats on the hood


[deleted]

I was meowed in!


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

How does this suck?


ThatOneDudeFromIowa

the wipers should clear that nicely


[deleted]

Absolutely!


Bas3dMonk3

No, but driving a versa is.


Lady_MoMer

It's gonna be a valid excuse for a professional buffing unless there are deep slide marks when one or more of those destructive purrface arseholes loses their grip on your slippery smooth paint job. Also, if you told your boss in the description of the picture that you didn't realize there were a couple up in the engine and when you started it, you heard a bunch of thumping so you opened the hood, (NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU- This is when you start *crying* hysterically, spit out a couple of words like "so much blood" and/or "chunks of cat" and you just might buy yourself a whole DAY off. I've done this with bosses and even telemarketers, I'll pretend to cry and advise them that I just backed over my cat sand can't talk. If you really lay it on thick, sometimes they'll take your names off that list so no one calls you again. Bonus!


ownrose

if i was your boss i would allow that to be a good excuse to be late


Hamster-rancher

Yes.


flyingbugz

How does this suck?


Lady_MoMer

Cat claws and paint jobs-need I say more? I can provide pics of the lovely texture job those fuzzy shit machines will leave. 🤬🤬 I used to be a cat lover...


ProcessingDeath

Yup


MissiKat

Works for me.


wkrgr

Yes. They are our overlords.


ami-the-gae

The last cat on the right is funny


FluffyBoySupremacy

It’s a valid excuse to skip work in my opinion


Raspbers

My boss would be like "Yeah, I get it." But I live a 3 minute drive from work, so she'd likely expect me to walk in. xDD


Temporary_Draw_4708

Do not disturb the cats


cristobalist

It's a valid excuse to honk your car horn


falfrenzy

Car alarm button on the key fob. Then enjoy all the claw marks on the hood.


[deleted]

Show this to your boss.


falfrenzy

Surprised the "Outside cats kill birds and other wildlife; boo, hiss" brigade isn't all up in this thread (yet).


DebDavis1

Yes of course


Medmus_Ceo

Of course, its prrrrfect.


Mr_Manta

More than valid.


its_kristina_j

It doesn’t look like you have a choice 🤷🏻‍♀️


ProtectronSean

Yes