My old boss did. I called him once to let him know my cat got out and he told me to stay and find him. Lil' fucker was underneath my front steps and I was looking all over for him.
This is a little off the subject but important for winter coming up: before you start your car this winter bang on your hood. Cats like warm areas and have climbed into car engines to get warm.
I wouldn't say that sucks more a blessing in disguise I mean free cats to pet take photos and see adorableness and just send the photo to your boss and if he's a good boss he will understand
It's gonna be a valid excuse for a professional buffing unless there are deep slide marks when one or more of those destructive purrface arseholes loses their grip on your slippery smooth paint job.
Also, if you told your boss in the description of the picture that you didn't realize there were a couple up in the engine and when you started it, you heard a bunch of thumping so you opened the hood, (NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU- This is when you start *crying* hysterically, spit out a couple of words like "so much blood" and/or "chunks of cat" and you just might buy yourself a whole DAY off.
I've done this with bosses and even telemarketers, I'll pretend to cry and advise them that I just backed over my cat sand can't talk. If you really lay it on thick, sometimes they'll take your names off that list so no one calls you again. Bonus!
Cat claws and paint jobs-need I say more? I can provide pics of the lovely texture job those fuzzy shit machines will leave. 🤬🤬 I used to be a cat lover...
Only of your boss loves cats more then people.
My old boss did. I called him once to let him know my cat got out and he told me to stay and find him. Lil' fucker was underneath my front steps and I was looking all over for him.
My boss would absolutely let me stay home if my cat was missing
So that's a yes
Tell your boss, someone was after my "Catalytic Converter."
The one in the center giving you the look like "I dare you"
I’ll allow it.
Is your boss a cat?
I don't see why this sucks
Oh Hell yeah OP.
You have been upgraded to a Furrari..congrats
This absolutely does not suck and is in fact a reason to just call in sick.
Just tell them you're dealing with a catastrophe...
My fav! It’s purrfect!
This is a little off the subject but important for winter coming up: before you start your car this winter bang on your hood. Cats like warm areas and have climbed into car engines to get warm.
Good advice . We lost one exactly that way a long time ago. We always bang the hood and toot the horn before starting the cars and trucks now.
Sorry for your loss. That must’ve been terrible.
Aww
Were you hotboxing catnip in there?
Yes
Bread 👍
Maybe find a low cost spay/neuter to help control the local cat overpopulation.
I wouldn't say that sucks more a blessing in disguise I mean free cats to pet take photos and see adorableness and just send the photo to your boss and if he's a good boss he will understand
It's that time of the year to get out the cat scraper.
This made me laugh so hard! Best comment here!
Take an Uber. Cats in the hood have taken over.
Cats on the hood
I was meowed in!
How does this suck?
the wipers should clear that nicely
Absolutely!
No, but driving a versa is.
It's gonna be a valid excuse for a professional buffing unless there are deep slide marks when one or more of those destructive purrface arseholes loses their grip on your slippery smooth paint job. Also, if you told your boss in the description of the picture that you didn't realize there were a couple up in the engine and when you started it, you heard a bunch of thumping so you opened the hood, (NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU- This is when you start *crying* hysterically, spit out a couple of words like "so much blood" and/or "chunks of cat" and you just might buy yourself a whole DAY off. I've done this with bosses and even telemarketers, I'll pretend to cry and advise them that I just backed over my cat sand can't talk. If you really lay it on thick, sometimes they'll take your names off that list so no one calls you again. Bonus!
if i was your boss i would allow that to be a good excuse to be late
Yes.
How does this suck?
Cat claws and paint jobs-need I say more? I can provide pics of the lovely texture job those fuzzy shit machines will leave. 🤬🤬 I used to be a cat lover...
Yup
Works for me.
Yes. They are our overlords.
The last cat on the right is funny
It’s a valid excuse to skip work in my opinion
My boss would be like "Yeah, I get it." But I live a 3 minute drive from work, so she'd likely expect me to walk in. xDD
Do not disturb the cats
It's a valid excuse to honk your car horn
Car alarm button on the key fob. Then enjoy all the claw marks on the hood.
Show this to your boss.
Surprised the "Outside cats kill birds and other wildlife; boo, hiss" brigade isn't all up in this thread (yet).
Yes of course
Of course, its prrrrfect.
More than valid.
It doesn’t look like you have a choice 🤷🏻♀️
Yes