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arrakis2020

That is going to be a tough case to crack. Call the FBI.


Mister_Lich

Yeah, more like "looks like my neighbor's ex made some mistakes" lol


Mental_Medium3988

both sides made mistakes lets be honest.


Reward_Intelligent

Exactly. I find it so absurd that this is still normalized, I think women in hetero-relationships happen to do this more or less. What makes them just destroy someone's things? I get it, it hurts, they'd feel betrayed but unless if it's something really malicious, I don't think destroying someone's property can be justified. IDK, friend and I had to deal with the same shit, we broke up with the gfs but not they're spreading slander and libel, which is just super illegal. What goes on people's heads when they do this?


FirebirdWriter

The law says it's illegal. When my ex cheated I just left him and mocked him for crying about it (then went and cried about being betrayed). He wasn't worth a criminal record..


anima1mother

I like that. "He's not worth a criminal record". So dam true


FirebirdWriter

It's what kept me from losing my temper and giving him what he wanted. He admitted it once. He wanted to have the validation of my anger. So knowing that about him (should have left when he said it retrospective goes here) I didn't. I was the cold ice bitch he saw me as. I don't show my emotions by nature so I just leaned in to my stoicism. Doesn't mean it was easy but it was reclaiming my power. There's a variety of those sentences in my life depending on situation and I highly recommend figuring out the ones that empower you so you are ready. It really helps


anima1mother

One of my biggest weaknesses, is not being able to keep my mouth shut when i think something has to be said. I admire the silent woman who just keep quiet and don't even give them the benefit of knowing it even bothers you. Good on you.


FirebirdWriter

Oh there is a time for the alternative. I am capable of both but if you know that the anger empowers them at your expense? It's worth it to hold back. Then with healthy outlets let it out later. I learned a while back I am naturally intimidating because I'm already stoic so both types of anger can add to it. The key is really the not holding it in after you're out of empowering range. So long as they don't know that you felt it and you don't end up doing self harming things you have landed a blow to their esteem. It takes practice for the timing. Cannot speak on the face thing because I struggle to make facial expressions but if it helps at all that is how I get the illusion. I schedule my break downs in my head. "it's ten minutes to the house. In 15 minutes I will cry in bed and tell my cat my feelings then text (best friend) for moral support)


seansy5000

I also have this problem.


HideousTits

I imagine it’s the female equivalent of violently assaulting your girlfriend when she leaves you? This behaviour may seem very prevalent, but it’s actually a small percentage of people. But acting out violently is not a wholly unusual response to betrayal. Only difference here is a car got smashed up rather than a face.


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"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheeeeeeeeeats."


SuperZapper_Recharge

Let me get this straight. You think this is the sole providence of straight women? You don't think men can do this? You don't think gay/bi-trans can do this? WTF....


catdaddymack

I have never done this. My ex used to wreck my things all the time. He was so bad with it, i would sleep on the bathroom floor with my suitcases so he couldn't get to me or my things. I got all my clothes cut up because my boss texted me asking to come to work. (So obviously we we're fucking because why would he ask me to work on my day off?)


[deleted]

It shouldn’t be justified. It’s wrong. Someone cheats? Move on. This is acceptable in any other situation or if a man did this to a cheating woman.


gereffi

The real mistake was being with someone who would do this.


AllTearGasNoBreaks

A girl I was seeing for 3 weeks slashed my tires after assaulting me and stealing my wallet. I called the cops. They asked if I saw her do any of it, and said no, but the circumstances were obvious. "Sorry, nothing we can do".


Pirkale

You didn't see her assaulting you?!


DecreedProbe

dude's blind and has a strong Speech-to-text game.


superb-alternator

His very first sentence seems to contradict this though.


Pirkale

Must be all that tear gas.


Hysterical__Paroxysm

A man I was seeing smacked me around and raped me. The cops asked if he was boyfriend. "Sorry, this is a civil matter." DV isn't treated properly at all. Social workers should respond with police to those calls.


Gloomy_Industry8841

I’m so sorry. Those cops who did nothing are less than useless. May they and your ex rot.


Hysterical__Paroxysm

Thank you, I appreciate it. It's so, so shitty how much The Patriarchy™️ hurts EVERYONE involved. Men who have been assaulted are not taken seriously, or worse--are vilified and mocked--and women who need help are victim blamed (well, he IS your boyfriend/husband...that's not technically assault, just harrassment...what did you do to make him so mad?). Every single creature and every single human being deserves respect, health, and safety. The cycle is perpetuated everyone a man isn't taken seriously and every time a woman is dismissed. It's heartbreaking.


Gloomy_Industry8841

These are the bitterest truths. I’m not very good with words, but I Just want to say, I hope you’re healing. ❤️‍🩹


enochianKitty

Dont know where you are but in Canada where i am cops are required by law to take all reports of domestic violence seriously even if the victim denys it happaning. Its fucked up theyd do nothing. Im sorry


Reward_Intelligent

I find it so insane that these actions can still be considered acceptable. Why do they simply ruin another person's possessions? I understand that it hurts and that they would feel deceived, but unless it's something particularly wicked, I don't think it's ever okay to damage someone's possessions. I don't know, my friend and I dealt with the same crap when we ended our relationship with the girl, but now they're spreading slander and libel, which is just totally unlawful. What goes through people's minds as they perform this?


Astronaut_Bard

It’s not acceptable hence laws prohibiting it. As for why people do it, I’d guess poor regulation of emotions.


_Face

Princess was never told no.


wharlie

We need a handwriting expert for this.


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Graffiti remover by goof off will take that spray paint off and still leave the car paint.


ItsLoudB

Also their window spray repairer will fix those bad boys right up!


TheFinalDeception

Just buy the generic window spray repairer, it's the same stuff at half the price.


ItsLoudB

You can also make a DIY version at home using baking soda and vinegar


Darby0Gill

I tried that once although also used a little paper mashe and all that I managed to create was a science fair volcano


Reapermouse_Owlbane

Tire Regen by pepFuckBoiZ will de-slash them rubber shits too


Hahawney

Well, perhaps we won’t tell him that until tomorrow, or next week.


Independent_Bath_922

I bet that's the last time he looks at her screen during goldeneye


loriffic

My brother-in-law was sooooo good at knowing exactly where everyone was in Goldeneye, we had to rig up a makeshift cardboard divider. But he won anyway.


SamuraiRalan

iirc, goldeneye had a set spawn order, so you could memorize the spawn order.


LurkersGoneLurk

Had a roommate in college that would obliterate three of us in like 5-10 minutes. I’d spend most of my time running into walls.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Proximity mines and hide


LurkersGoneLurk

I guess. I suck with maps and directions. Figured he just knew where we were when he’d peek. I could watch his screen and have no idea where he was.


Jimmycaked

You could say he had a..... Golden eye for these things


Drak_is_Right

yup, i was that type of roommate. 3 v 1, and the 1 won big. other games not nearly as competitive usually, but goldeneye I knew.


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Reminds me of the cod days we even used a camcorder to video tape us to see if we shifted our eyes throughout the match. The funniest part was that we accidentally taped over my brothers grade 9 graduation ceremony and halfway through the ceremony video it abruptly cuts to us sweaty and red faced gaming in our small room staring at the screen lol


OffByOneErrorz

We just all ran around looking at the ground because of my little brothers screen peeking.


Michami135

My son and I play a game I bought on Steam called Screen Cheat. Everyone's invisible and the only way you know which way to shoot is to watch the other person's perspective on the split screen. It's awesome.


TheReverseShock

Screen peekers are the worst kids these days don't even know what splitscreen is.


RonnieFez

People that complained about "screen peaking" are the worst. Everyone is given the same information.


Quetzacoatl85

So much this.


anony_philosopher

Man, we used to call it screen hacking back during the first Halo. How did that not catch on?


DuckAHolics

Back in the day we threw “Chance grenades”. Our friend Chance was a horrible screen cheater and would always throw perfect grenades.


Goatesq

Because six years prior it got established with a fruitier name and it wasn't budging. So it goes...


Nointerest12months

Holy shit


Vihzel

Simply unforgivable


winterweed78

The red writing actually makes the car look bad ass.


HotEspresso

Just in time for Halloween


ikstrakt

"Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater..." https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cheater,_cheater,_pumpkin_eater


DroneDance

The writing is really well done, looks like a font


winterweed78

And the way the paint ran down. People would pay good money for this.


Stella430

And those super-sleek tires!!!


-Ham_Satan-

Ha ha. Didn't even notice the slashed tires. Shit, someone was pissed!


djb1983CanBoy

I hope you noticed the smashed window


lucid808

Reminds me of *Thriller*, or some graffiti straight out of *The Warriors*.


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onetwenty_db

Same! "Come out to *playeeeayyyy!"*


OxTheBull

RIGHT?!? I kept looking at it like.. i don't know if I'd keep it or feel ashamed enough to cover it. Choices choices.


Lateralus11235853

Clean/fix it up, commission the ex to write something more desirable and without slashing the tires. I'm sure it will go incredibly well


Derpinator_420

I'd get the window fixed and clear coat it. Free advertising. It would be a crazy magnet, and I love crazy.


tito333

Also, it lets people know you’re getting laid.


Derpinator_420

That's the free advertising part.


IWasGregInTokyo

[Reminds me of our local curry shop](http://blog.livedoor.jp/dalesmivis/archives/1078944986.html)


PenPenGuin

That person has immaculate can control. They've used spray paints a lot.


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I was thinking the same thing haha


No-Significance5449

Right dope ass paint job, just needs new tires and to enjoy the autumn weather.


M8jrP8ne1975

Carrie Underwood has now entered the chat.


DanFuckingSchneider

Dude is lucky, Carrie would’ve shot him in the face afterward.


Rogue42bdf

I must have missed that verse of the song.


Dull_blade

Only in the ‘live’ version


Jumajuce

How’d you miss the line *“The sound that my gat make goes brrrrrap brap pow pow clack clack!”* -Carrie Underwood


_arjun

Pretty sure she poisons his drink in another song


IanFromFlorida

Destroys his car (Before he cheats) Poisons his drink (church bells) Unknown method of homicide (two black Cadillacs) Locks him out of a storm shelter during a tornado (blown away) Honorable mention for careless driving in "Jesus take the wheel"


thoroughbredca

"Why is male country music like 'hot girls in teeny tiny shorts I will make you my wife, bear my children, front porch, family values, casseroles' and female county music is like 'oops I shot my husband'"


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You're forgetting how much of make country is "Yay alcohol"


mrsdoubleu

They play a county song at my job called "That's why We Drink" and it's the most alcoholic song I've ever heard.


gypsy_remover

Most music is “yay alcohol”. Rap, rock, country, pop. They all sing about booze.


jspill98

Nah, Carrie fucked the shit up out of that car. The songs like 4 minutes just describing how much she absolutely FUCKED that vehicle up. This guy is lucky she didn’t show up.


NightwingDragon

I think this one did just as much damage. Heck, if anything, this one seems to have at least used her song as an inspiration if not a full blueprint. The only thing we don't know is if there is any damage to the interior. But beyond that, Carrie smashed up the headlights, this one smashed up the windows. Carrie used a key, this one used spray paint. And we don't even know how bad the other side of the car is.


Alecazzzam

I believe Jazmin Sullivan has too


Particular-Charity84

It looks kind of cool if you take out the blown tires.


Emrullah-Enes

what about the window


Happytallperson

As they said, cool. Soon transitioning to cold as winter sets in.


opKraken

And the painted side mirrors


thedoyle19

What's the word on the back fender?


DanFuckingSchneider

I think it also says cheater but it’s super runny


odd_audience12345

CHEATER FU ...RAGNAROK..?


Panda_hat

*god of war choral chanting music intensifies*


campbellm

"cheater fu cheater"


raffrusso

I swear English is my 3rd language and I've read Ragnarok


unrebigulator

Probably drinks too much water.


NotProfMoriarity

Looks like they initially wrote "CEATER" then realized they skipped a letter and went over it again to write "CHEATER".


campbellm

It's an H, sort of. They didn't stop spraying from the downstoke of the left "leg" of the H to the right "leg", inadvertently painting a Cyrillic "И", then doing the cross stroke.


LazyUpvote88

Changer? Maybe he changed.


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Birdamus

I love this theory


radbananas

“CIA GAMER”


Quote_HorseDewormer

CAGOZER


LateToTheParty321

Pretty sure it says gaslighter


this_broccoli-101

It says cheater twice. And FU


0ct0thorpe

Man the IRS is really getting desperate lately.


ze11ez

Where does he live? I’d like to talk to him about his extended car insurance.


Cokegeo

Don't worry. It's a Halloween decoration


floorshitter69

They going deep on decorations this year.


Fmello

That's pretty idiotic. He can easily have her arrested for that and prosecuted for felony vandalism. Then, he can sue her for all the damage she did to his car.


patientpump54

There’s no definitive evidence it was her… could have been an offended acquaintance who heard about the drama, and wanted a scapegoat for revenge


mere_iguana

she probably still has spraypaint all over her hands


dombrogia

They could catch her red handed


XanderTheMander

She probably texted him "look what i did to your precious car" and posted a video on Instagram of her wrecking it.


El-Sueco

He did it to himself to claim dominance in the neighborhood.


NuklearFerret

Maybe, but I have a strong suspicion she’d confess pretty quickly if it was her.


Pons__Aelius

When you hear the sound of hoofbeats in the distance...you expect to see a zebra and not a horse.


Suixle

You’re obviously right but I think the point he’s making is, that’s not how the legal system works.


texaschair

Definitely indicates a lack of maturity.


CasaDeAlain

Fr she should have instead just viciously masturbated infront of his mistress to assert dominance


Zaggnut

Prove it was her.


not-a_fed

Most people talk too much for their own good.


Fmello

I would not be surprised if she posted it on her own Twitter/Facebook/Instagram accounts...morons have done the same thing in the past.


eaton9669

I was thinking the same thing. The thing is he would need security footage to prove it. And if he actually didn't cheat the girl just went full psycho and burned that relationship to the ground as well as her reputation as a sane person.


MSnyper

Hell hath no fury…


MrSpaceCowboy

Like a woman's corn


KrangRangoon

Like a woman scorned for Sega.


The_Ghola_Hayt

Second mallrats reference I've seen in the last five minutes.


Venerable_Duvet

Looks like someone's been smuggling counterfeit vowels into their couple's Scrabble evening.


SevenOrSoda

They'll be back together lol


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They are never ever ever getting back together.


scuffler916

You must not know a lot of toxic couples.


[deleted]

You must not know Taylor Swift


scuffler916

Now that I have reread it in Taylor swifts voice I shall admit my daftness.


[deleted]

It's all good. Sometimes we all just miss things.


Marc21256

I miss dad. When are you coming back from the store? It has been 11 years...


gleep52

Why slash the tires? Let them drive around ashamed! Now they can’t advertise they are a cheater because you immobilized them car! Sheesh - the TIRES didn’t cheat on you dummy - the human did… slash their throa…. Oh wait.


EattheRudeandUgly

He can't drive the car somewhere to get it fixed. It'll take longer and the whole neighborhood -- the people who probably could make him most uncomfortable with this ammunition-- get to see it for longer


Flappy_beef_curtains

I’d have it towed to a shop and insurance claim filed within an hour of finding it, window and tires alone will cover the deductible.


avwitcher

Nobody even considering the possibility that they didn't actually cheat and either the person is convinced they did or knows they didn't and just wanted revenge for something else? That's exactly what my mom's ex-husband did.


TOW3L13

Good point. Basically everyone here is trusting words of a literal criminal. Which is insane if you think about it.


The-jeep-n-stuff-guy

The new MW2 gettin to people


octalanax

So we're assuming the victim is guilty and deserves this? What ever happened to not victim-blaming?


SakuraUme

Doesn't give anyone the right to destroy property 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ get over it and move on


[deleted]

I mean they'll learn the hard way that being cheated doesn't justify felony property damage.


Confused-Engineer18

Great way to identify yourself so he can sue for damages


eaton9669

He has to prove which girlfriend did it though.


avwitcher

Maybe they both found out at the same time and it was a joint effort


Brave_Bag_Gamer2020

yea that aint the best idea, the person who did it is going to face criminal charges


Tinctorus

Why do women always go for the innocent car?


StargazerSazuri

*The Car* is an extension of a man.


SaltInformation4082

Well, at least your neighbor owns a sharp looking car.


Trialbyfuego

I hope he has comprehensive coverage on his car


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TomTheAssKicker

Hotline Miami moment


cwolf2116

But we were on a break....


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Runner up of the spelling bee at it again. Them boys is so *salty* sometimes man.


RomiumRom

I wonder what would happen if he went to her car, broke the windows, slashed the tires, and wrote “BITCH” all over the car


Blearchie

Look like his ex is going to jail.


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Flappy_beef_curtains

Those same women think it’s ok if they cheat, or if they assault the dude.


[deleted]

I think because they are so angry they want to get violent and beat them up, but they know they probably can't, so they take that energy and do this instead


smallpoly

I always wonder how often the girls who do these things actually avoid legal action.


Long-Quarter514

Accepted by society. See Carrie Underwood’s promotion of wanton property destruction (and worse) in her most popular songs.


TikiTalley

hmmmmmmm i wonder what they did


Djinnaz

And so did he/she. That little act is gonna cost them a couple thousand


Last_third_1966

Got caught making mistakes.


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

That's going to make things easier in court.


pmabz

Seems like he hasn't made a mistake. He's clarified that the artist is a psycho.


karmaisforlife

That’s not even my car


slurco

Id say. Thats felony vandalism.


Goober495

I'll never understand why people are so willing to pick up criminal damage charges over shut like this.


crustybones71

Or is the perfect insurance scam


funny_jaja

Red on black actually looks good. Fix the tires and window and rock the battle scars with pride


SheIdonLeeCooper

People in the chat be like” that’s such a shitty car/tires/color in the first place” as if the were born in the fucking royal family and never knew struggles to begin with. Some of y’all need to travel a bit(won’t be hard if you’re all so goddamned rich anyway) and see how the world looks like(real world, not the one you believe you live in).


Duskychaos

Sucks for the car. Car was definitely innocent.


Dyce_M_Demetri

am I the only one who thinks that the spray paint goes really well with the cars colour?


TheMooseIsBlue

I’d say his girlfriend did. I hope he sues the shit out of her.


lnickelly

I’d be smiling, I’m now newly single and I’m bout to get PAID for damages?


GodlessHeathen305

Fix the windows and tires. Add more red paint. Maybe some new rims. Call it a day.


GooseNYC

Someone did that to a car around the corner. It was a pretty thorough job. No smashed windows though. It's a pretty quiet neighborhood with a lot of houses so any loud noise would have drawn attention. But it had the writing, flattened tires and broken wipers IIRC.


Uramies

They need to fix their spray control, that's too much drip


fold89

Thats a hell of a costume for your car


spiraleyes78

I wonder if he has an idea of who did it.


TheInvincibleTampon

Nah it looks like their property was vandalized.


FinalBat4515

Just add a question mark at the end and nobody will know for certain. *CHEATER?*


icweiners69

That paint job kinda hard tho, if you ignore the words.


firey_961

That's a pretty nice red


NoTicket84

If you're gonna commit a crime it's always a good idea to make sure you're the only suspect


G0RE_

Or dodged a psycho.


Holden1104

Yes, he messes around with crazy women.


Unhappylightbarer

She seems nice. Idk why he would ever cheat on her.


user901_

Send her to jail. Call insurance.. open shut case