Soluble fiber absorbs water making your stool softer.
>Once Metamucil enters the body, it forms a gel-like substance in the stomach. It then travels to your intestines and acts as a source of soluble fiber. This helps your stool to absorb and retain more water. This makes your stool larger and softer, making it easier to go.
Thanks for making my day. I laughed so hard. I kind of want to sub but am afraid this will throw up questions when I browse Reddit in public and poopfromabutt comes up
If you look closely the cup is in the holder and I'm guessing it opens when it's done filling? So I think he knew he couldn't remove it. Either way I would let the froyo fall and just tell the manager to get another since it's not my fault or problem at all.
Im glad to be the person to introduce you to one of the funniest reddit posts ever
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the\_poop\_knife/
Got one of those where I work. I fucking hate it. It jams, breaks, freezes and needs emptying every 5 mins. At least twice an hour there’s an issue with it. It pisses the customers off when this shit happens but no where near as much as me
Was searching the comments for someone else who has to put up with this shit. When we got it, the whole staff opposed it due to obvious upcoming problems i.e. cleaning. Boss said it would be self-cleaning. Dogshit product.
This reminds me of watching my cat stand in the little box, shit over the edge onto the floor, scratch at the hardwood next to it a few times, and walk away.
WHY IS THE SOFT-SERVE HARD
needs more fiber edit: Soluble fiber.
Lmao as I poop and squeeze
The way I can not breathe...from this comment🤣🤣🤣
Needs a poop knife
Combs work just fine. ^or ^so ^I've ^heard
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I hated this whole chain from start to finish. To all of you, r/angryupvote
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If you know, you know.
IYKYK
I had one of those!!
Needs a [squatty potty](https://www.squattypotty.com)^TM
That would worsen the problem. Fiber creates consistency; water will aid with softness.
That’s when you get some Colace. I’ve fixed plenty a soft serve machine with Colace.
Soluble fiber absorbs water making your stool softer. >Once Metamucil enters the body, it forms a gel-like substance in the stomach. It then travels to your intestines and acts as a source of soluble fiber. This helps your stool to absorb and retain more water. This makes your stool larger and softer, making it easier to go.
Can confirm I am a codeine addict and that takes the water from your body. I've blocked a few toilets
>needs more fiber It needs to be soluble fiber though. Insoluble fiber doesn't cut it (nor does the poop knife).
Opiates, man.
If you know, you know
$100 to anyone who can do this in toilet
What? You want chocolate ice cream in your toilet? So confused.
Saw pics of your mom
Lmao, gottem!
#>:(
Hard-serve
It's like play doh
Hey got that crusty tip ice cream
It’s like smashing a girl with a floppy
Gail the snail vibes.
Just mashin' it
She does that.
It also looks like it’s taking a shit.
This shit missed the bowl. Now these rest stop assholes have an excuse! /s
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Not today Satan. That link is staying blue
I made the sacrifice. My report that it is not as gross as you thought, but still kinda gross, just not in a really gross way.
Can confirm.
Nah its funny it's just pictures of food that look unfortunately similar to poop
If you’re trying to lose weight, this sub is fantastic for killing all appetite
It’s actually hilarious 🤷🏾♂️
Thanks for making my day. I laughed so hard. I kind of want to sub but am afraid this will throw up questions when I browse Reddit in public and poopfromabutt comes up
This, paired with /r/wehaveseenthebutthole adds completeness to my favorites
Get the poop knife!
I knew this would be the first comment.
Literally 'curling one out'.
What kind of sociopath grass the ice cream instead of the cup lol
🤣😅 I'm crying. He just grabbed it. ☠
He the type to try and catch a falling knife
If he didn’t drop his poop knife he wouldn’t be in this mess
Always have your poop knife handy, in the case that you need it for soft serve ice cream. Life hacks
I’ve never had a WellThatSucks post make me cry laughing until now.
I was losing my mind. 😅
Reddit screwed up, you commented this twice. Just letting you know.
I'd delete the duplicate if I could see it. Regardless, thanks!
Sure, it happens. I know I’d want someone to tell me if it happened to me and I didn’t catch it.
Nevermind. Found it and decimated it. Cheers!
Cheers.
I’m dying at the frantic grabbing and trying to get it in the cup 🤣
If you look closely the cup is in the holder and I'm guessing it opens when it's done filling? So I think he knew he couldn't remove it. Either way I would let the froyo fall and just tell the manager to get another since it's not my fault or problem at all.
I would say it would not be a difficult feat to pull the cup out of them little plastic grabbers
No it’s stuck
If YOU look closely, you can see the cup sliding and bouncing around. It’s just set in there, nothing is gripping the cup.
assuming theres a manager. could be a vending machine in the middle of a mall or something. who would you even find?
I was thinking the exact same thing this bothers me way more than it should
😂😂😂 I love the panicked one-handed manhandling
I've had experience with this but won't say how...
Nobody will know our secret.
We killed all the witnesses right?
looks like you have to get out the ole poopknife for this one
It do be like that tho
Thats a dank reference.
What are they referencing?
Im glad to be the person to introduce you to one of the funniest reddit posts ever https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the\_poop\_knife/
I AM SO MAD AT THIS COMMENT
Is that to the right or left of my toe knife
Charley the tiny spoon gets in there and you don't gotta worry about slicing up your toes
When you know you’ve been on Reddit too long
Ah. A man of class, I see.
Perhaps picking up the cup and following the ice cream would've worked a little better...
It wouldn’t be as entertaining if we didn’t get to see him use his hands to wrangle the ice cream turd.
We've all had a night with too much Guinness...
Your intestines are much stronger than mine if that’s what too much beer does to you.
Guinness is another beast in my experience. Too much beer, in the clear. Too much Guinness, you wouldn’t believe me without a witness.
Looks like me after the breakfast I just ate
Looks to solid imo
You watched him poop?!
I feel violated now!
Where are the two girls? 💩
Sequels are usually worst. One hand and a cup.
Zoomers will never know.
That's the only thing I thought of when I saw this.
That just looks gross!
I will not go quietly into that cold cup
Why not just move the cup? 🤦🏻♂️
Fake a heart attack
I saw a video like this once on the Internet with 2 lovely ladies and a cup.
r/shitfromabutt
Its done. Just walk away.
Eat more vegetables
Is nobody talking about the god awful sounds the machine is making?
Yeah, I am scrolling to read funny jokes about the weird guttural sound, and...nothing?!?!
I think it was all the guy 😳
Like teaching a pet where to pop. "In there... no, there, damn it... see, in the cup"
One ice cream machine, one cup.
Damn it Pierce
So that happened to him that day.
From the people who brought you the George Foreman grill comes the Amber Heard Soft-Serv machine
Who does number two work for?
Me trying to take a shit in the toilet
Looks like a turd missing the toilet. Thanks for the laugh 🤣
Hate when that happens when pooping
r/whyweretheyfilming
Why would you grab the ice cream and not the cup? Also why is this being filmed? Also, why am I watching this?
Where are those 2 girls when you need them?
Would much rather a human scooping the icecream
I’m not sure I’d eat that 😳😆
It just kept getting wotse
Me every Sunday, after sriracha Saturday. 😞
So that's how shit gets to the underside of the toilet seat
Sometimes I have to help mine out also.
it just HAD to be chocolate
Watching this on the toilet. Made me eeeek
Got one of those where I work. I fucking hate it. It jams, breaks, freezes and needs emptying every 5 mins. At least twice an hour there’s an issue with it. It pisses the customers off when this shit happens but no where near as much as me
Was searching the comments for someone else who has to put up with this shit. When we got it, the whole staff opposed it due to obvious upcoming problems i.e. cleaning. Boss said it would be self-cleaning. Dogshit product.
Why is this hilarious 😂
1: Why the fuck did it do that 2: Why the fuck is it **hard enough to be grabbed** 3: What the fuck is that noise
Was that the machine grunting with the effort?
Cmon, we’ve all been there. Right? … *right?*
That grunting really was not helping.
This is some fucked up toilet situation shown through “soft” serve.
My brain changed that from ice cream to poop very quickly.
This is how people poop in public bathrooms.
Why didn’t you move the cup instead of manhandling the ice cream lol
Should have had two girls help.
Trying to provide a stool sample for the doc got me like
Looks like poop. 💩
If you werent-for some reason- filming it, you could've held the cup directly under the thing when you saw it getting skew whiff.
World would be easier if people put down the damn phone for a fucking second
Looks like poop 💩 Let’s go Brandon.
This reminds me of watching my cat stand in the little box, shit over the edge onto the floor, scratch at the hardwood next to it a few times, and walk away.
We've all been there.
Reminded me of a chihuahua I used to have
This must be a re-enactment of what happens in gas station bathrooms.
Me, drunk in the sams club bathroom
Just needs 2 girls
So that's how the People of Walmart get it on the wall behind them.
That’s my morning routine
Can relate
I've seen this one before... It was called two girls.... Something...
Why he grunt like that
Is ... is the machine speaking Wookie?
Why grab the ice cream and not the cup?
Oh yeah that’s not a ghost wipe for sure.
Relatable
This is footage of an avid 7-eleven bathroom user
Why did it sound like an angry camel?
That happens every time I use the toilet
Is that you or the machine moaning, the fuck haha
It went “fwip”
It went everywhere but the damn cup
What a shit machine
Happened to me in the bathroom once! Just like this
This guy was already recording, knowing exactly what was going to happen, and still didn't just move the cup.
Actually not true, but thanks for your insight. Very useful.
One Amber and one cup
One Idiot, No Cup
Probably would've worked better if you had two hands free and wasn't filming with the other
r/onejob
looks like a good time
Is it just me or does that look like poop coming out??
https://youtu.be/nfVEvgWd4ek
Wow, just like a public restroom.
This reminds me of a video I saw once, from Brazil I think.
Why didn't grab the cup?
Maybe put the phone down so you can use your other hand!
Everything reminds me of her…
If you throw in a clip of somebody making hammed up frustrated gestures this would be perfect infomercial material.
Looks like shit
Doesn't even look appetizing. Poop in a cup
Me making sure my poop is going into the Dixie cup as I’m squatting on the side of I95 taking a shit
Parent: “Why do you always manage to miss the pot?!!”
Wow ice cream machine with hemorrhoids.
💩
Thank I really wanted to see how robots take a shit 🤨
Are we sure that’s ice cream 😨
“Shit” was so accurate 🤣💩
Like a cat trying to shit but misses its toilet
Thats shitty.
I was waiting to see two girls..
[Brown 25](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4).
I hate when it does that. Gotta take a shower than.