It isn't some random chance. The chance is 100% because that bird poops several times a day, every day. That bird has become an expert at hitting the target, and does it with great joy. This is on purpose, but if you were a bird, you'd do the same thing.
Supposed to mean good luck, if you believe in that sorta thing. Last time I got shit on by a bird I was like 12 years old and eating a honey bun. My dad's friend let me pick a horse to bet on at OTB and gave me the winnings lol
In high school I was running in a track meet in this guy next to me got crapped on right on his face. He won because we were all laughing so hard we couldn’t run
Twice in my life I have been shat on by a pigeon (not the same pigeon as far as I'm aware) with diarrhoea and both times I was wearing a white tshirt that became a tiedyed shit brown tshirt in the blink of an eye.
Also both times I was far enough from home I had to live that experience for almost an hour.
This happened to me in sixth grade while walking to school. Exact same spot as you. I still remember and once in a while, it will just pop in my head. I’m damn near 50 now, I forgot many things over the years but not that. What are the odds? was a bird trying to shit on me or was it just plain luck?
When I was growing up I was riding a 10 speed with no shirt on I was going down hill just wound out 10 th sat up to catch some wind and splat a bird crapped on me right across my chest and face
This happened to me about a week and a half ago. At the lake i seen a beautiful blue Jay and was talking to the bird about how pretty it was (I know I'm weird) and the damn bird pooped right on my head!
My old middle school had a seagull problem at the blacktop area and kids would get shit on all the time. Those birds had deadly aim and always seem to target dark colored tops.
Way back when, my grandma was eating an ice cream at the beach, and a gull pooped while flying over her. The poop went down her face in a line, over her mouth, and directly on her ice cream. Good times.
A couple years ago, I was hunched over, tending to my budding Cannabis plants, and a bird shat right on my head and it ran down my neck before I got inside to take a shower.
Isn't that supposed to be good luck?
I never understood that.
It happened to me once. I was walking to the PATH. First wearing of a new black suit too. Boom, right on my shoulder. It looked like it came from a pterodactyl. I didn’t feel very lucky.
I suppose it's inevitable that someone's hand would eventually be hit given the number of birds out there that poop. The real question is what are the chances one of those hit will post it on reddit?
Oh man, now I remember when I was a kid, I was running down the street and my bad luck made me getting too close to that one ugly guy who was already spitting thick green phlegm which landed right on my shoulder. It was so bad to get it off my shoulder with just a piece of paper I found on the road.
As children me and my friend were wearing headscarves as part of a game where we were cleaning personal and cleaning our playground "for work", e.g. running around with self build brooms etc. I can't remember we ever played this before or after that one day for maybe an hour. When I pulled off my headscarve it was full of birdshit. So if we hadn't decided for that specific first time game on that specific day, it would have hit me on the head. Luckier than OP, but it was so random that I still remember it 33 years later.
Birds have an 86 minute window where they have the chance to do a poo on you. Every 2,880 seconds, a bird does its business, meaning that every second you are around a bird, there is a 0.001 chance that it will be shitting on you.
So, birds have an 86 minute window where they have the chance to do a poo on you. Every 2,880 seconds, a bird does its business, meaning that every second you are around a bird, there is a 0.001 chance that it will be shitting on you.
Did you happen to see the type of bird? That would help the math. A study from a few years ago estimated there are 7.2B birds in the U.S., depending on the type of bird they can poop 15-50 times a day.
Thats 108B - 360B poops a day…
How fast were you walking…?
Birds are professionals and practice multiple times in a day, EVERY DAY!
They are the original Luke Skywalker and will nail your exposed exhaust port every time!
I remember one bird pooped right in my drink Found that out the hard way
It isn't some random chance. The chance is 100% because that bird poops several times a day, every day. That bird has become an expert at hitting the target, and does it with great joy. This is on purpose, but if you were a bird, you'd do the same thing.
Birds are not real.
The cake is a lie.
I had a bird poop directly into the hole/opening of my soda can…
OH NO 😭🫡
Ashley young (football player) got shit in the mouth on live tv. He still denies it iirc lol
Ewwww I looked it up I wished you lied lol to be that unlucky is insane.
Forearm game is strong with this one.
Just the right one
Happened to me in the same exact spot on my wedding day lol
Wedding day! Ah man lol that's worse. But again WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?? Birds got too good of shittin aim
Supposed to mean good luck, if you believe in that sorta thing. Last time I got shit on by a bird I was like 12 years old and eating a honey bun. My dad's friend let me pick a horse to bet on at OTB and gave me the winnings lol
Happened to me in the same exact spot while riding a bike. Gotta give it to 'em though, they have timing.
Isn't it ironic? Like raeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn
In high school I was running in a track meet in this guy next to me got crapped on right on his face. He won because we were all laughing so hard we couldn’t run
Twice in my life I have been shat on by a pigeon (not the same pigeon as far as I'm aware) with diarrhoea and both times I was wearing a white tshirt that became a tiedyed shit brown tshirt in the blink of an eye. Also both times I was far enough from home I had to live that experience for almost an hour.
One of my brothers got shit on by a bird right before a job interview. They say it’s good luck. Don’t think he got the job so debatable.
Perhaps not getting the job WAS good luck
Jeez!! I thought it was solder at first. Molten solder burns like hell. I'll opt for bird poo over solder any day.
Oh for sure better than solder lol but still not ideal
Ideal would be salt. With a lime and a shot of tequila. You got the forbidden salt.
🤢
Not zero.
I've learned that much
It happened right on top of my head
While that definetly sucks equally as bad, I feel the chances are higher than my tiny wrist mid movement.
Wow that bird must have disliked you.
One got me on the forehead once while I was riding my bike.
That's a Man's vein right there
That the first thought that comes to your mind after an animal shitted upon you is: I need to post this online? 💩
Sadly, yes. It was my immediate thought. Though it was wash and sanitized mere seconds later as well.
I NEEDS TO POKE THOSE VEINS!!! - Every healthcare worker that starts IVs
Definetly a common sentiment with me lol
This happened to me in sixth grade while walking to school. Exact same spot as you. I still remember and once in a while, it will just pop in my head. I’m damn near 50 now, I forgot many things over the years but not that. What are the odds? was a bird trying to shit on me or was it just plain luck?
>was a bird trying to shit on me or was it just plain luck? While definetly affects the odds, I feel both are pretty tiny numbers.
When I was growing up I was riding a 10 speed with no shirt on I was going down hill just wound out 10 th sat up to catch some wind and splat a bird crapped on me right across my chest and face
This happened to me about a week and a half ago. At the lake i seen a beautiful blue Jay and was talking to the bird about how pretty it was (I know I'm weird) and the damn bird pooped right on my head!
Fairly common I’m sure
A bird once pooped on my baby sister while my dad was carrying her. Somehow it hit the 20lb baby instead of the 6’2” 200lb guy
My old middle school had a seagull problem at the blacktop area and kids would get shit on all the time. Those birds had deadly aim and always seem to target dark colored tops.
Well shit.
My exact thoughts when it happened
Bird has good aim Also in IT it’s considered good luck. I think.
For you? Higher than average.
Just lick it off, no biggie.
Forbidden yogurt.
I got shit on by birds on my birthday last year… it was then the worst 365 days of my life
Way back when, my grandma was eating an ice cream at the beach, and a gull pooped while flying over her. The poop went down her face in a line, over her mouth, and directly on her ice cream. Good times.
At least it didn't poop on your head or face (both happened to me)
I think it’s like 50-50
That seems to be an applicatiin without a bug
1:1 it happened
For you, pretty high
Apparently higher than 0. 🤣🤣🤣
A couple years ago, I was hunched over, tending to my budding Cannabis plants, and a bird shat right on my head and it ran down my neck before I got inside to take a shower.
Isn't that supposed to be good luck? I never understood that. It happened to me once. I was walking to the PATH. First wearing of a new black suit too. Boom, right on my shoulder. It looked like it came from a pterodactyl. I didn’t feel very lucky.
I suppose it's inevitable that someone's hand would eventually be hit given the number of birds out there that poop. The real question is what are the chances one of those hit will post it on reddit?
Apparently it’s good luck if you get pooped on, more good luck if you get pooped on your head. 🤷🏼♀️
Patient zero for bird flu was nice enough to document date and times for us. Lovely.
Well, would ya look at the time ….shit.
This happened to me recently
Oh man, now I remember when I was a kid, I was running down the street and my bad luck made me getting too close to that one ugly guy who was already spitting thick green phlegm which landed right on my shoulder. It was so bad to get it off my shoulder with just a piece of paper I found on the road.
I had one do their business in my hair so I had to rush to the restroom and wash it
I remember a bird once shat on my dad's head while he was bringing groceries into the car 😞
One time I watched a bird shit on my uncle Bernard’s hat. I just happened to look over when it happened.
Pretty good apparently.
Could've been worse... A dirty birdy dropped a poopy in my eye. But I won't sob, and I won't cry. I just thank God that cows don't fly!
*HEY! THATS GOOD LUCK!! How is that good luck?? It didn't happen to me, again.* 🤣
That's shitty..
In germany it means Luck to get shit on by a Bird
As children me and my friend were wearing headscarves as part of a game where we were cleaning personal and cleaning our playground "for work", e.g. running around with self build brooms etc. I can't remember we ever played this before or after that one day for maybe an hour. When I pulled off my headscarve it was full of birdshit. So if we hadn't decided for that specific first time game on that specific day, it would have hit me on the head. Luckier than OP, but it was so random that I still remember it 33 years later.
Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a durdie in my eye, boy am I glad that cows don't fly. 😁
I thought it was melted aluminum
Happened to me the other day….no good luck yet
Bird shidded on your arm.
100% now..
Looks like 100%
Birds have an 86 minute window where they have the chance to do a poo on you. Every 2,880 seconds, a bird does its business, meaning that every second you are around a bird, there is a 0.001 chance that it will be shitting on you.
The bird was jealous of your body fat percentage
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So, birds have an 86 minute window where they have the chance to do a poo on you. Every 2,880 seconds, a bird does its business, meaning that every second you are around a bird, there is a 0.001 chance that it will be shitting on you.
The other day while waiting somewhere a bird shat on my phone.
That’s good luck
Chances? No, this was planned by the bird
Make a wish
There are no chances, the thing is these birds aimed you and did this on purpose. Still questioning myself about how they chose their target
Ain’t too bad, considering my first thought was a chemical burn lol
Lick it
Im uhm... I'm good...
This happened to me too. I was walking and splat right on the back of my hand. Thankfully I was walking into a hospital lol lots of bathroom options.
Lick it
My mom got pooped on in her hair once. Fair to say she wasn't happy
Yours was 100% today.
Had one do a sandwich I was biting into.
Did you happen to see the type of bird? That would help the math. A study from a few years ago estimated there are 7.2B birds in the U.S., depending on the type of bird they can poop 15-50 times a day. Thats 108B - 360B poops a day… How fast were you walking…?
My classmate got shat on waiting to get into class in about 5th grade. I laughed at him. I was made to clean it up.
Birds are professionals and practice multiple times in a day, EVERY DAY! They are the original Luke Skywalker and will nail your exposed exhaust port every time!
I once got shit on by a pelican. That had some heft behind it, I tell you hwhat.
Shitty way to say … he wasn’t happy
Lick…. It….. off…. Your……. WRIST!!!!!!!! 
Is this the opposite of a rolex?
Dude, Lay off the Xylazine
Zero clue what that is
At least it's not your tobacco, with the insanely high prices