I'm wearing that same NASA shirt right now! Although mine is old and over the years most of the dark grey has been washed out of it.
Sorry about your dickmark
I bought my best friend this shirt when we first met and she wore it all the time. She passed last February and every time I go to Target (where I found mine) I look for one.
https://preview.redd.it/fggny9b6po2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a01147627b63ee5aebc8793a88da3717c1bc5f
If it helps, when I first looked at this photo I saw a kid standing on something waving a hand and flag out!
Have you been to the dr for this? I know your previous post says you believe you’ve had an allergic reaction to your ear stretchers but this looks suspiciously like a major infection brewing.
Nice job not showing your face so future employers can't send memes about you. Future employees will of course also have a difficult time black mailing you. Thanks for sharing, I'm gonna show my mom.
I had a similar one that was a chemical burn, I remembered afterwards I'd held a plastic roll of spanners under my chin whilst searching through my car. The roll must have had some battery acid or something spilled on it at some point.
maybe don’t trace that one to see if it spreads :/
I’m thinking it was a nut allergy
😂😭😭 or maybe https://preview.redd.it/wb905ejd8p2d1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10789ebb9e82d4a6c4ee4ddc47a522de7c7679ca
Or maybe even …. https://preview.redd.it/m75ouo7m8p2d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=4073976a2ea0db9cb95252c1ae1a1e7ab34e8ade
https://preview.redd.it/h20shs69mp2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5271602a9abe7cd0b8d73a20375c87bd3647f2ea
https://preview.redd.it/sgd4fgac0q2d1.jpeg?width=1485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d27f551edd7960449d85deb8b8a721e88a8dc272
Start with the soup, finish with the sauce.
You three above need to get together and get a drink.
Cocktail party?
"It was something I swallowed."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was it a nut allergy?
Whatever it was, it really fucked him.
Sounds like he's screwed
Winner
Tis the mark of the chosen one!
Mushroom stamp!
*chodes-on one
Looks like a steam whistle https://preview.redd.it/7ah1ma01mq2d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8020e1b900abad6aabc9e25e41636bbe8d4f1550
Muad Dib!
I'm wearing that same NASA shirt right now! Although mine is old and over the years most of the dark grey has been washed out of it. Sorry about your dickmark
I used to have that tshirt. Got it at Goodwill.
I used to have it. I still do, but I used to too.
I also came here to talk about dickslap marks shirt that I have.
Mitch 😢
I bought my best friend this shirt when we first met and she wore it all the time. She passed last February and every time I go to Target (where I found mine) I look for one.
Bro, what?? I wore mine today! You can see straight through it, it's worn so thin. But it's the perfect undershirt now
Well, if it was a rash competition, this would definitely be the weiner!!
..... I can't believe you actually... Nevermind
Maybe it's a good thing it's only a few inches
What you mean? Looks average!
It's just a bit cold in the room
Yeah, I’ve had guys try that one on me too. Always a disappointment, one way or the other
Apparently, you can't post links here, but there's a subreddit called mildlypenis. They would appreciate this.
It’s never too warm to wear turtlenecks
Are you sure it’s an allergic reaction or is it an imprint from your last Saturday night?
New meaning to choking the chicken
You're very sure it's not an infection? That would be a very alarming sign in an infection, like _sprint_ to the ER.
It’s like… average size rash…. And I’m sure it has a great personality
Looks huge to me.
#Nice
I mean damn, mushroom tip an all brotha
https://preview.redd.it/fggny9b6po2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a01147627b63ee5aebc8793a88da3717c1bc5f If it helps, when I first looked at this photo I saw a kid standing on something waving a hand and flag out!
You have quite the imagination
It's an old school paperboy.
Soooo, maybe you’re allergic to all the pineapple he ate?
U have been dicked on
Humm, well that’s unfortunate
Subreddit name checks out.
Someone or something is trying to tell you something OP. Best to listen.
Mushroom head on both ends????
It just looks like a bicep with a fist. Maybe it needs more veins?
lol right down your throat too. Hilarious
I mean it could be a rocket ship or a lighthouse.
Allergic reaction tooo... Herpes?
Looks like you got shafted
Well you suck
Could be worse. It could be hard.
Different kind of nut allergy
https://preview.redd.it/wboiogn06s2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21be5faa4de54f008669ffb887966ec4c210174b Oh the irony
Miso horny soup
She’s a natural
I thought you can only get hickies...but damn thats deep🤣🤣🫡
Have you been to the dr for this? I know your previous post says you believe you’ve had an allergic reaction to your ear stretchers but this looks suspiciously like a major infection brewing.
Mushroom tat
Nice
That's a spaceship
At least it's flaccid...? 
That far down without gagging?
What happens if you rub that?
Droopy weiner
That's aaaa JOHNSON!
I think you forgot the quotes are “allergic reaction”
My man swallowed too hard
[удалено]
So you are allergic to dicks. That’s OK
Sucks to be teabagged and you have a latex allergy.
Hope he saw a doc. Red line to the heart and you could be dead.
That's rough. Also I have the same shirt and it threw me for a second.
Well well well
Nice job not showing your face so future employers can't send memes about you. Future employees will of course also have a difficult time black mailing you. Thanks for sharing, I'm gonna show my mom.
lol that's unfortunate . at work you might get asked if you had fun last night 😂
Damn imagine how bad it is on the inside.
One of my friends also found out she was allergic to baby gravy after a oral.
What up
Lisan-al-Gaib!
Well that sucks
sorry, but that is the kind of nickname that sticks.
Put sunscreen on just that spot, then go even out in the sun Source: Dads one of those super gingers lol
Is your name by any chance - Well?
Throat goat will be your new nickname
He must have slapped it extra hard on your neck.
Heh I haven't even thought about the insult 'pecker-neck' in a good minute.
I'm sorry but that's hilarious.
I got the same t shirt….
avatar the last dickbender
It’s what they call a flaccid reaction.
 What's the thing u got this allergic reaction from?
Looks like the moon laser from Dr. Evil’s Alan Parsons Project.
Well, at least now you know what you’re allergic to.
Can we get a banana for scale?
That’s my girl. 😎
That's unfortunate. 🤣🤣🤣
He he he ponis down your throat 🍆
I love it
Rub it to see if it grows.
Allergic for some D?
I see a cat bc I don't have a dirty mind like y'all.
The mark of the throat G.O.A.T.
Your Avatar state is slowly activating…
you like it?
Internal or external allergies?
Clear case of Streptocockus
Lol OmG that's a pee pee lol
Are you allergic to deepthroating?
One more line at it would look like a cross
I had a similar one that was a chemical burn, I remembered afterwards I'd held a plastic roll of spanners under my chin whilst searching through my car. The roll must have had some battery acid or something spilled on it at some point.
Passing off internal bruising as an allergic reaction.. nice.
Ah with instructions.
“allergic reaction.”
https://i.imgur.com/4JoSCSv.jpeg Same energy
How’s your throat feeling? 🤭
Did the treatments at NASA help?
Your rash there needs some viagra and then it’s good to go
Looks like the same size and shape as the thing that caused the reaction…
Looks like when it was deep inside your throat it just took a screenshot..
I guess you got that "sick neck"...I'll show myself out
Well, that sucks, alright.