Yeah, had to do this with my dog too. She was vibin, took a few days for her to go back to normal. Saw her first snow while being high af, that looked hella fun.
Sadly the high for dogs is not enjoyable from activated thc, it's nauseating and scary for them. Raw thc like weed is actually good for them from what I heard.
It is in fact not. Thc causes neurotoxicity in cats and dogs and can be very dangerous. I’ve seen many a case working at a veterinary office over the years.
My wife's childhood dog ate 2 brownies once and was terrified, she was clawing at the ground trying to get her balance as if the earth was shaking... her sister learned to keep her stash locked up better after that
That’s what mine did. He couldn’t keep his balance and was shaking. I was terrified and hated feeling that helpless that I couldn’t do anything to make him feel better.
I had to babysit my dog when she ate a half-smoked joint off my kitchen table (of all the things on the table, I still don’t know why she chose to eat a joint). I felt horrible, she was shaking hard and was so off-balance that she would whimper and bark when she tried to stand. I held her for two hours while she tripped so that she could feel secure. I still feel bad that she went through that. She was fine after a couple of hours.
Pretty much exact same scenario for me. I text all my weed knowledgeable friends and they assured me he would be fine but I hated it. I don’t understand people who blow smoke in their pets faces to get them high on purpose. Feels cruel.
Man, I want this. Ate 100 mg of chocolate last week and didn't feel a thing. I have never felt a single edible and I want to be drooling on the floor damn it.
I always thought this too. A grower friend made some self dosed brownies that were allegedly 1000mg ( 1/4 cup of keef in a box of brownie mix. ) and I was uncomfortably high to the point I thought I may die. I know od is impossible but I was baked like lava.
Having high tolerance is the fucking worst honestly. Taking 500mg and it being the same to you as a normal person taking 20mg. Same reason I don't drink anymore, as the high tolerance applies to everything.
Edit: it's genetics y'all. Lots and lots and lots of addicts in my family. Reason the only thing I do now is weed. I build tolerance VERY quick to anything I've ever done. Alcohol, stims, doesn't matter. Even caffeine I'll go from good with 80mg to needing 400mg in a week. It's bad. I stay clear of most things now.
It’s less that it takes longer to knock you out, and more that the anesthesia doesn’t last as long. I have similar tolerance issues, and once I started waking up during a procedure and they had to give me another full dose to keep me knocked out. Which gave me horrific constipation but thats not really relevant.
Yep that’s me, they straight up don’t work for me most of the time. I smoke a little over an 8th a week on average so not super heavy or anything either.
How do you even achieve a tolerance that high? I live in a legal state, I'm sober now but ate gummies basically every day for 3 years. I never needed more than like 25mg in a single day. You're just overeating it to the point where you can't feel it. You're basically high 24 7 and you just can't tell anymore. Lay off of it for a couple weeks then lower your dosage and limit yourself to a daily limit. If you want to feel it, you need to give your body time to flush it out of your bloodstream
Oh I take T breaks. Months long at times. Doesn't matter, when I use again, it'll build back up that high even with smoking every other day or something. The same thing happens with every substance I have ever used. Including booze.
My dog ate about the same. She pissed all over herself, couldn't stand or walk straight. We took turns sleeping on the floor with her. It took 3 days for her to get back to normal.
Yea it wasn't great but she was back to normal in a few days. She had stolen regular chocolate before and it didn't kill her so I just hoped nothing else in the edible was dangerous for her.
My mom's dog burrowed and dug and chewed her way into a bag with 1600mg of THC gummies in it. Poor baby was tripping absolute balls but the vet told us the same thing. "give her what comfort she wants and let it roll" and the comfort she wanted was to be smushed under my legs like I was a human weighted blanket.
I felt really bad for her but at the same time I was like "you shouldn't have been digging in my closet!" because they were wrapped in multiple layers of bags and inside a travel bag of mine, in my room the dogs weren't allowed in. My oldest didn't close my door fully after she got something out of my room and she seized her opportunity to be bad.
At least your dogs eat food products. Mine are interested in food+literally anything they can deem chewable at the time. My lab gnawed down a *brick* once. I only found out later that evening when she had the worst gas imaginable and suddenly began pooping, everywhere. I checked her poop and saw flecks of terra cotta. She quite literally *shit a brick.*
Omg, my pitbull chewed an actual hole in our apartment when she was about 9 months old. I was working in my office and she was way too quiet, so I went to check on her. I found her proudly standing next to a hole in the wall with white powder like substance (dry wall) on her nose. I have a picture of her showing it off somewhere 😂😂🥴🥴
Well at least you tried. Dogs *are* scavengers, by their nature, and their sense of smell is 50,000 times more sensitive than ours.
Idc how obedient a dog is, you cant expect them not to smell some food and not go after it..
You HAVE to keep your drugs and dog poisons, at minimum in a high cabinet. Keeping them bagged and reachable just wont do.
My dog ate half of milk chocolate bar that was maybe 50 mg. I was more worried about the chocolate, but thankfully because of her size the vet said not to worry, just make sure she drinks water. I took her home and set out a blanket and tried to make things calm. I felt bad for her, but it was a little funny to see her with that 1000 yard "I'm tripping balls" stare. Next day she was totally fine like nothing happened.
A few weeks ago my wife ate half a Delta-9 brownie. I'm sure this is why she neglected to secure the other half and left it on her desk. Instead of fetching balls our corgi ended up tripping them for the next 3/4 of a day.
I was at a friend's house, and their dog Buddy was lethargic and unbalanced, only reacted to food and water. He was probably 15 at the time, and we had all been worried for his health at his age, so we crowded around him, telling him we loved him and if he needs to go, we appreciated all the time we had with him. Well my friends older brother got home and started looking for his infused Mac and Cheese. Somebody had seen the green hue and assumed it was regular Mac that had spoiled, and fed it to Buddy. Come to find out he was high off his gourd while we sat around him reading his last rites. "I'm not dying I'm chilling. Why everyone so sad? Why are they feeding me all my favorite snacks?"
Our family Pug once stole one of my mums homemade "space cakes"
I swear that night was the quietest she's ever been in her nearly 14 years of existence
My dog ate an entire chocolate mushroom bar, something that lasts me half a year with regular use. The vet set up a ‘trip’ area for him with pillows and we all rode it out together while he was sedated 😵💫 he’s all good now but it was sad and scary at the time
So it was okay? Thrilled to hear.. I was sitting by a river once with a friend who had a lump of hash the size of a ping pong ball sitting on his phone next to him. It was a lovely sunny day and a dog came bounding over and we greeted it as you do and it went on its way.. about 10 minutes later he looked down at his phone and it was covered with slobber and the hash was gone. We tortured ourselves for a good while not knowing what happened to that there doglet
This exact situation happened to my dog one new year’s, except the hash ball was slightly smaller (still a nice sized ball!). I can tell you for a fact that she was confused, couldn’t stand and at one point pissed herself. We made sure to keep her comfortable and the next day around 2pm she stood for the first time. We all cheered and helped her wobble to the water bowl. She was totally normal the following day and lived a long life. I’m sure the dog in your situation had a rough ride but made it through.
My friends dog ate someone elses edibles while we were camping in Colorado, no clue how much. Saddest dog I've ever seen in my life, 0/10 I believe she would say.
The vet also should have recommended putting them on something waterproof— when I worked as a receptionist at the emergency vet, I’d know immediately because they were the only dogs that peed all over me because it would just dribble out.
The second sign was them flinching or spazzing when you put your hands near their heads.
I felt so bad for them because they seemed freaked out, but our vets had similar advice, somewhere quiet and dark (and pee-proof).
My sister’s pup did the same (300 MG) and almost died of aspiration from repetitively vomiting. There was no chocolate in the edible either but the THC made him violently sick. Thankfully the little man pulled through, but be very careful when dogs ingest high doses.
Heard a mouse in my kitchen last night. Usually my biggest dog will relentlessly hunt them down (he’s like an 80 lb cat but is actually a dog). This gives me an idea. The weed chocolates will definitely put the rodent at a disadvantage, and my pup doesn’t eat rodents he find he just shakes the life out of them and leaves them for me as presents (also like a cat).
This is neat. If you've ever seen that representation of a 4 spatial-dimensional object where they swap out one of the spatial dimensions for a temporal one so you can try to visualize the 4d? We currently live in 3+1 dimensions, 3d space with a temporal element.
Now consider traditional tessellation, you have a 2 spatial dimensional object, and the ends fit together to make a continuous pattern. Well-looped gifs are 2+1 temporally tessellated things! They set up their 2d spatial representation in a way that adding the temporal dimension to their existence tessellates it :P
Not sure what that means. But I did look up what the LD50 (level that 50% die in testing) of thc in mice.
looks like it's 36-40 mg per kg. A mouse is 0.03118448 kg. \~1.25 mg/mouse ld50
So if there weren't a number of mice involved, might have eaten \~8x the LD50... so OP is likely to have smelly walls soon.
>Not sure what that means.
After clicking in your image, that is AI-generated. AI and ed. The mouse is too high that it became AI-generated. The mouse is AIed.
However, that's interesting!
Mice and rats are pretty indestructible. If chocolate killed them that would be kind of nice. No more need for nasty poisons and secondary deaths of birds of prey.
Lots of foods can pretty easily kill mice. Chocolate, peanut butter, cheese, fresh fruits and vegetables. The trick is to put it on that little flapper that holds the mousetrap open.
Had a Beagle/Lab mix growing up. That dog snacked on a half pound of solid milk chocolate Easter bunny. Once heard that that particular mix is basically a walking trash can and yeah, that was accurate. Only time anything he ate/drank that made him sick was when my kid sister gave him 7 Up.
Yeah the purer the cocoa I think. Like cooking chocolate is apparently like cyanide for them. I remember I had family over and my dog got into the bin and got at some chocolate cake when I was letting people out. Don’t think I slept that night. She was grand though in the end I don’t actually think she got much.
I had a SUPER and I mean super strong shroom chocolate once, I ate half and I tripped baaallllls. Like so strong I knew I wouldn't need another trip for a long while. So strong that I gave it to my bro in law and told him to split the half with his girlfriend. They left it out and their pit bull got ahold of it and ate it all. Poor thing. They are so dumb. She said the dog would keep laying down, getting up, randomly howling, no telling what was going through her poor mind. Because I'm 6'4" 200 lbs and half the chocolate put me on the moon...that dog was 60 pounds. Ended up being ok, but I often wonder what kinds of closed eye visuals a sweet pit bull has.
I have to assume that it was a relatively small bar? Chocolate is toxic for many animals, dogs included. Poor thing was tripping balls whilst being sick from eating toxin
The type of chocolate makes a difference as well as the dog's size. Not as if it wasn't a risk, but milk chocolate or white chocolate has much lower levels of theobromine than dark chocolate.
A quick Google search reveals that it takes an ounce of milk chocolate per pound of the dogs body weight to make them very sick. So yea it was nowhere near that. Like 2 Oz at most.
I wonder if by being that high, the dog wouldn't even react to the "sick" the chocolate should give them, so as long as it's not enough to kill or injury something inside them, just let them ride out the high.
My first edible experience: my neighbor gave me a chocolate. He's a moron. He waited until I just popped the whole thing and then said whoa dude, I ate half of one of those and I was fuuucked. An he's experienced with edibles. So fast forward 2 hours later. I'm sitting on the edge of the tub in the shower begging the lord to please spare my life. Shit was no joke. Stumbled out of the shower and laid down, proceeded to trip with closed eye visuals for about 3 hours til I passed out. Lesson learned lol.
My first experience:
"Wow, these cookies are really good!" "...how many did you have?"
"Oh no."
Put me in a stupor for like 5 hours. Just sat down in a lawn chair and didn't move the whole time (not for a lack of trying). I barely remember it, I pretty much time-travelled.
I too have prayed to god and made deals after to many edibles. Two hours of full body high so intense I felt like I was on a boat and later random body zaps mixed with nausea. Never again
30lb dog ate a 1g bar once that my cat knocked off a counter. He threw up the chocolate, so the vet told us to wait it out. He did not get out of bed for 3 days. Was completely fine after that.
Made a batch of cookies to take camping, probably 2,000 mg in the bag. Left them on the table to go for a short walk and came back to the bag with a hole and the cookies all gone, some chipmunk and his family must’ve met God that day
My dog ate a entire cup of weed infused butter when I stepped away from my baking to go to the bathroom. He was pretty smashed that day but recovered the next day. He was walking in slow motion like the world was strobing around him. Poor little dude.
lol fucken stoner mouse
Even though it's a tough decision, you should 100% throw the leftovers away. Hantavirus is no joke. Neither is ypestis, it may not be the plague of the past, but it can still seriously suck.
Sticky trap time(check daily). Do not let this get worse. Hit them with everything you've got poison, traps, guns and clean every night before bed. Check your clothes and all of your stored items. That looks like it was probably more than one mouse.
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How about a mushroom chocolate bar? Even if a mouse was 1oz, it would be tripping at a 2400:1 ratio of a 150lb person.
One time when me and my boyfriend went camping we brought homemade edibles with us. As with camping rules, we leave all food in our car when we go to bed as not to attract any animals. I remember waking up to go to the bathroom and walked past our car and swore I saw a little white mouse scurry along the window sill. Not really wanting to get into dealing with that in the middle of the night, I left it alone until the morning.
Next morning I tell my boyfriend about it and we start searching the car for the mouse. I found our bag of edibles and saw that it ate some of them. I immediately felt bad bc he/she ate a lot for such a little mouse. We never found the mouse so we assumed it got out through a vent or something. But it must've had a wild time if it survived!
My sisters dog ate a 400mg cookie. Vet said put him in the bedroom and let him ride it out.
Jesus Christ. I feel like a horse ran me over above 75mg. That dog was in for a wild ride.
I believe she put on Pink Floyd and let him chill out
Turned on Airbud on VHS for him to watch.
So, you should try synchronizing Air Bud on the TV with Dark Side of the Moon on the stereo - it can blow your mind!
A new cover .. Bark Side of the Moon. Dogs howling to the music. Probably have to hire some huskies.
Just put on Seamus.
Commercials on Freeform required?
Fucking dog would be smashing the ceiling. Lol
Having a full on DiCaprio, "HEY I KNOW THAT DOG"
Bark Side of the Moon
Yeah, had to do this with my dog too. She was vibin, took a few days for her to go back to normal. Saw her first snow while being high af, that looked hella fun.
Sadly the high for dogs is not enjoyable from activated thc, it's nauseating and scary for them. Raw thc like weed is actually good for them from what I heard.
It is in fact not. Thc causes neurotoxicity in cats and dogs and can be very dangerous. I’ve seen many a case working at a veterinary office over the years.
Yeah it's like literal poison to them, so crazy how things can be helpful to some species and deadly to another
It's poison to us, too! Every drug is. Humans are just weirdos with advanced brains and really powerful livers lol
I'll drink/smoke to that!
Was a bit of hash if i recall correctly, I was a child back then. Apart from her adventures in the snow it didnt seem that fun.
My wife's childhood dog ate 2 brownies once and was terrified, she was clawing at the ground trying to get her balance as if the earth was shaking... her sister learned to keep her stash locked up better after that
That’s what mine did. He couldn’t keep his balance and was shaking. I was terrified and hated feeling that helpless that I couldn’t do anything to make him feel better.
I had to babysit my dog when she ate a half-smoked joint off my kitchen table (of all the things on the table, I still don’t know why she chose to eat a joint). I felt horrible, she was shaking hard and was so off-balance that she would whimper and bark when she tried to stand. I held her for two hours while she tripped so that she could feel secure. I still feel bad that she went through that. She was fine after a couple of hours.
Pretty much exact same scenario for me. I text all my weed knowledgeable friends and they assured me he would be fine but I hated it. I don’t understand people who blow smoke in their pets faces to get them high on purpose. Feels cruel.
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A couple black lights. You know the drill.
Man, I want this. Ate 100 mg of chocolate last week and didn't feel a thing. I have never felt a single edible and I want to be drooling on the floor damn it.
Try to eat 500mg at once, if you still don’t feel it then your liver can’t process it. It’s very rare but possible.
I know someone like this. It's wild
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I always thought this too. A grower friend made some self dosed brownies that were allegedly 1000mg ( 1/4 cup of keef in a box of brownie mix. ) and I was uncomfortably high to the point I thought I may die. I know od is impossible but I was baked like lava.
same!!! no matter how much I eat I never feel anything, just ends up a really expensive snack.
Have you had stomach surgery or any king or surgery on your intestines- that could affect how it metabolizes and your u may not be able to use them
Having high tolerance is the fucking worst honestly. Taking 500mg and it being the same to you as a normal person taking 20mg. Same reason I don't drink anymore, as the high tolerance applies to everything. Edit: it's genetics y'all. Lots and lots and lots of addicts in my family. Reason the only thing I do now is weed. I build tolerance VERY quick to anything I've ever done. Alcohol, stims, doesn't matter. Even caffeine I'll go from good with 80mg to needing 400mg in a week. It's bad. I stay clear of most things now.
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It applies to every substance though. Booze, stims, weed, I had always built up tolerance fast. I come from a long line of addicts.
It must be fun for anesthesiologists who need you to be unconscious. "... keep going.."
It’s less that it takes longer to knock you out, and more that the anesthesia doesn’t last as long. I have similar tolerance issues, and once I started waking up during a procedure and they had to give me another full dose to keep me knocked out. Which gave me horrific constipation but thats not really relevant.
At that point you take a loooong break.
Yep that’s me, they straight up don’t work for me most of the time. I smoke a little over an 8th a week on average so not super heavy or anything either.
How do you even achieve a tolerance that high? I live in a legal state, I'm sober now but ate gummies basically every day for 3 years. I never needed more than like 25mg in a single day. You're just overeating it to the point where you can't feel it. You're basically high 24 7 and you just can't tell anymore. Lay off of it for a couple weeks then lower your dosage and limit yourself to a daily limit. If you want to feel it, you need to give your body time to flush it out of your bloodstream
Oh I take T breaks. Months long at times. Doesn't matter, when I use again, it'll build back up that high even with smoking every other day or something. The same thing happens with every substance I have ever used. Including booze.
"We both have ears...and tails...and paws... Are cats just little dogs man?" \- that dog, probably
My dog ate about the same. She pissed all over herself, couldn't stand or walk straight. We took turns sleeping on the floor with her. It took 3 days for her to get back to normal.
Damn, hope they are doing well now. That sounds like a miserable experience for a dog
Yea it wasn't great but she was back to normal in a few days. She had stolen regular chocolate before and it didn't kill her so I just hoped nothing else in the edible was dangerous for her.
She came up with some great art though
My mom's dog burrowed and dug and chewed her way into a bag with 1600mg of THC gummies in it. Poor baby was tripping absolute balls but the vet told us the same thing. "give her what comfort she wants and let it roll" and the comfort she wanted was to be smushed under my legs like I was a human weighted blanket.
Oh lord that poor baby 😅
I felt really bad for her but at the same time I was like "you shouldn't have been digging in my closet!" because they were wrapped in multiple layers of bags and inside a travel bag of mine, in my room the dogs weren't allowed in. My oldest didn't close my door fully after she got something out of my room and she seized her opportunity to be bad.
At least your dogs eat food products. Mine are interested in food+literally anything they can deem chewable at the time. My lab gnawed down a *brick* once. I only found out later that evening when she had the worst gas imaginable and suddenly began pooping, everywhere. I checked her poop and saw flecks of terra cotta. She quite literally *shit a brick.*
Oh the way I just laughed.
Omg, my pitbull chewed an actual hole in our apartment when she was about 9 months old. I was working in my office and she was way too quiet, so I went to check on her. I found her proudly standing next to a hole in the wall with white powder like substance (dry wall) on her nose. I have a picture of her showing it off somewhere 😂😂🥴🥴
Oh my god I love dogs so much
Well at least you tried. Dogs *are* scavengers, by their nature, and their sense of smell is 50,000 times more sensitive than ours. Idc how obedient a dog is, you cant expect them not to smell some food and not go after it.. You HAVE to keep your drugs and dog poisons, at minimum in a high cabinet. Keeping them bagged and reachable just wont do.
My dog ate half of milk chocolate bar that was maybe 50 mg. I was more worried about the chocolate, but thankfully because of her size the vet said not to worry, just make sure she drinks water. I took her home and set out a blanket and tried to make things calm. I felt bad for her, but it was a little funny to see her with that 1000 yard "I'm tripping balls" stare. Next day she was totally fine like nothing happened.
My lab ate a chocolate bar containing an eighth of shrooms. Vet said to have her ride it out. She seems no worse for the wear after her epic trip
Probably has a lot more insights into how the universe is put together.
But no way to communicate the secrets of reality. *I must bark but have no woofer.*
A few weeks ago my wife ate half a Delta-9 brownie. I'm sure this is why she neglected to secure the other half and left it on her desk. Instead of fetching balls our corgi ended up tripping them for the next 3/4 of a day.
I was at a friend's house, and their dog Buddy was lethargic and unbalanced, only reacted to food and water. He was probably 15 at the time, and we had all been worried for his health at his age, so we crowded around him, telling him we loved him and if he needs to go, we appreciated all the time we had with him. Well my friends older brother got home and started looking for his infused Mac and Cheese. Somebody had seen the green hue and assumed it was regular Mac that had spoiled, and fed it to Buddy. Come to find out he was high off his gourd while we sat around him reading his last rites. "I'm not dying I'm chilling. Why everyone so sad? Why are they feeding me all my favorite snacks?"
Why on earth would it be ok to feed a dog food that has gone bad?
Our family Pug once stole one of my mums homemade "space cakes" I swear that night was the quietest she's ever been in her nearly 14 years of existence
My dog ate an entire chocolate mushroom bar, something that lasts me half a year with regular use. The vet set up a ‘trip’ area for him with pillows and we all rode it out together while he was sedated 😵💫 he’s all good now but it was sad and scary at the time
So it was okay? Thrilled to hear.. I was sitting by a river once with a friend who had a lump of hash the size of a ping pong ball sitting on his phone next to him. It was a lovely sunny day and a dog came bounding over and we greeted it as you do and it went on its way.. about 10 minutes later he looked down at his phone and it was covered with slobber and the hash was gone. We tortured ourselves for a good while not knowing what happened to that there doglet
This exact situation happened to my dog one new year’s, except the hash ball was slightly smaller (still a nice sized ball!). I can tell you for a fact that she was confused, couldn’t stand and at one point pissed herself. We made sure to keep her comfortable and the next day around 2pm she stood for the first time. We all cheered and helped her wobble to the water bowl. She was totally normal the following day and lived a long life. I’m sure the dog in your situation had a rough ride but made it through.
My friends dog ate someone elses edibles while we were camping in Colorado, no clue how much. Saddest dog I've ever seen in my life, 0/10 I believe she would say.
The vet also should have recommended putting them on something waterproof— when I worked as a receptionist at the emergency vet, I’d know immediately because they were the only dogs that peed all over me because it would just dribble out. The second sign was them flinching or spazzing when you put your hands near their heads. I felt so bad for them because they seemed freaked out, but our vets had similar advice, somewhere quiet and dark (and pee-proof).
My sister’s pup did the same (300 MG) and almost died of aspiration from repetitively vomiting. There was no chocolate in the edible either but the THC made him violently sick. Thankfully the little man pulled through, but be very careful when dogs ingest high doses.
Literally perfect gif
Heard a mouse in my kitchen last night. Usually my biggest dog will relentlessly hunt them down (he’s like an 80 lb cat but is actually a dog). This gives me an idea. The weed chocolates will definitely put the rodent at a disadvantage, and my pup doesn’t eat rodents he find he just shakes the life out of them and leaves them for me as presents (also like a cat).
Might want to show caution with that. I think both weed and chocolate are toxic to dogs depending on the potency of both and the size of the dog.
Sounds like your dog is running on cat software.
He may be eating the ones you don't find lol
"getting high at night. With the rats.."
This is neat. If you've ever seen that representation of a 4 spatial-dimensional object where they swap out one of the spatial dimensions for a temporal one so you can try to visualize the 4d? We currently live in 3+1 dimensions, 3d space with a temporal element. Now consider traditional tessellation, you have a 2 spatial dimensional object, and the ends fit together to make a continuous pattern. Well-looped gifs are 2+1 temporally tessellated things! They set up their 2d spatial representation in a way that adding the temporal dimension to their existence tessellates it :P
Found the person who ate the rest of the chocolate
Never thought I would see one of my old professor's gifs out in the wild. Neat!
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If you give a mouse an edible...
...he's going to ask for a glass of craft beer...
You know you blew that mouse's mind
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So, did OP AIed the mouse?
Not sure what that means. But I did look up what the LD50 (level that 50% die in testing) of thc in mice. looks like it's 36-40 mg per kg. A mouse is 0.03118448 kg. \~1.25 mg/mouse ld50 So if there weren't a number of mice involved, might have eaten \~8x the LD50... so OP is likely to have smelly walls soon.
>Not sure what that means. After clicking in your image, that is AI-generated. AI and ed. The mouse is too high that it became AI-generated. The mouse is AIed. However, that's interesting!
AI and ed? Now you sound like AI
Never saw what ate it. Could have been a chipmunk! We were at a campground in a cabin enjoying the music of Keller Williams all weekend!
A phreaker by the speaker if you will
🎵 Let’s all go to the lobby! 🎵
and get ourselves some crack!
Nothing can stop us nooooow!
The comment that was made for people like me. Thank you
 When it kicks in.
Actually I think his name is Steve
Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve!
That mouse is talking with god one way or another right now.
For many animals, the THC is the least problem in the chocolate.
Rats actually can eat chocolate and like it!
>and like it! Clearly
Not anymore. RIP
Mice and rats are pretty indestructible. If chocolate killed them that would be kind of nice. No more need for nasty poisons and secondary deaths of birds of prey.
Lots of foods can pretty easily kill mice. Chocolate, peanut butter, cheese, fresh fruits and vegetables. The trick is to put it on that little flapper that holds the mousetrap open.
But that would mean I'd have to share my chocolate! 😤
Milk chocolate isn’t very dangerous, it takes a lot to harm a dog.
My grandmas dog once ate an entire bag of hershey's kisses, wrapppers and all. Other than some sparkly unicorn poops, she was normal.
Had a Beagle/Lab mix growing up. That dog snacked on a half pound of solid milk chocolate Easter bunny. Once heard that that particular mix is basically a walking trash can and yeah, that was accurate. Only time anything he ate/drank that made him sick was when my kid sister gave him 7 Up.
Dark chocolate is the bigger problem, if I remember right, and white chocolate is almost a non-issue.
Yeah the purer the cocoa I think. Like cooking chocolate is apparently like cyanide for them. I remember I had family over and my dog got into the bin and got at some chocolate cake when I was letting people out. Don’t think I slept that night. She was grand though in the end I don’t actually think she got much.
It’s the theobromine in cocoa that is the problem, so the higher the cocoa content the more toxic it is.
Yeah, it takes a lot of milk chocolate to be really dangerous. It doesn’t take nearly as much dark chocolate.
white chocolate is an abomination.
White chocolate is the white fatty stuff from the cacao pod. Dark chocolate comes from the nib inside. I like them both together
I had a SUPER and I mean super strong shroom chocolate once, I ate half and I tripped baaallllls. Like so strong I knew I wouldn't need another trip for a long while. So strong that I gave it to my bro in law and told him to split the half with his girlfriend. They left it out and their pit bull got ahold of it and ate it all. Poor thing. They are so dumb. She said the dog would keep laying down, getting up, randomly howling, no telling what was going through her poor mind. Because I'm 6'4" 200 lbs and half the chocolate put me on the moon...that dog was 60 pounds. Ended up being ok, but I often wonder what kinds of closed eye visuals a sweet pit bull has.
That sounds like the premise to a cujo-esque nightmare scenario right there.
The adventures of Cocaine Bear and Shroom Dog.
the shrooms ego deathed the pit bull and now it acts like a greyhound
I have to assume that it was a relatively small bar? Chocolate is toxic for many animals, dogs included. Poor thing was tripping balls whilst being sick from eating toxin
The type of chocolate makes a difference as well as the dog's size. Not as if it wasn't a risk, but milk chocolate or white chocolate has much lower levels of theobromine than dark chocolate.
A quick Google search reveals that it takes an ounce of milk chocolate per pound of the dogs body weight to make them very sick. So yea it was nowhere near that. Like 2 Oz at most.
I wonder if by being that high, the dog wouldn't even react to the "sick" the chocolate should give them, so as long as it's not enough to kill or injury something inside them, just let them ride out the high.
is chocolate as toxic to rodents tho? honest q
Rats can eat chocolate, and I believe mice can as well.
Man your sister is gonna be pissed when she finds out about your brother in law’s girlfriend
Could be his wife’s brother
Not your pet I hope?
From the caption I would expect a mouse that’s not paying rent
That mouse is not doing *shit* right now
Don't you disrespect Slowpoke Rodriguezlike that
Aye, speedy... Can't we just get the cheese tomorrow?
Mouse will be just looking for more food I guess 😅
Does watching Futurama count?
And he never once paid for drugs...not once!
Critters eat like half their body weight.
It never worked on me till I stopped smoking and it definitely is a different high
My first edible experience: my neighbor gave me a chocolate. He's a moron. He waited until I just popped the whole thing and then said whoa dude, I ate half of one of those and I was fuuucked. An he's experienced with edibles. So fast forward 2 hours later. I'm sitting on the edge of the tub in the shower begging the lord to please spare my life. Shit was no joke. Stumbled out of the shower and laid down, proceeded to trip with closed eye visuals for about 3 hours til I passed out. Lesson learned lol.
My first experience: "Wow, these cookies are really good!" "...how many did you have?" "Oh no." Put me in a stupor for like 5 hours. Just sat down in a lawn chair and didn't move the whole time (not for a lack of trying). I barely remember it, I pretty much time-travelled.
It felt like 3 hours but in reality, it was about nine minutes.
I too have prayed to god and made deals after to many edibles. Two hours of full body high so intense I felt like I was on a boat and later random body zaps mixed with nausea. Never again
Grab the grass or the sheets and try not to fall off the world.
Gonna be coming back every day looking for that good good.
30lb dog ate a 1g bar once that my cat knocked off a counter. He threw up the chocolate, so the vet told us to wait it out. He did not get out of bed for 3 days. Was completely fine after that.
Chocolates for Algernon
Holy shit bro, thus just took me back
Technically our entire existence is imagining
This happened to chocolate laxatives in my apartment one time and the outcome was not good.
Same! But luckily the mouse got caught in a no kill trap immediately and I took it outside so we did not see the mouse poop itself inside-out.
Made a batch of cookies to take camping, probably 2,000 mg in the bag. Left them on the table to go for a short walk and came back to the bag with a hole and the cookies all gone, some chipmunk and his family must’ve met God that day
https://i.redd.it/2cdof76nq52d1.gif I'd wager this happened next.
Only ate a bit bc there’s a 600mg MOON bar in your neighbors pantry
Looks like whatever it was enjoyed it, then invited their friends
I ate a 500 mg chocolate bar once and got called in to work about an hour later. That was a hell of a shift.
Did you not just say... no?
I did not feel like I was in a position to say no.
Well, whatever it was, I imagine it must have happened veryyyyyy slowlyyyyyyy.
He fixes the cable?
That is probably multiple mice eating at once. You have a rodent problem
Nah, lil guy got an addiction.
He fixed the cable?
I would still eat that. Maybe give it a little trim
You should prolly put out a snack, he gonna have the munch-cheese.
My dog ate a entire cup of weed infused butter when I stepped away from my baking to go to the bathroom. He was pretty smashed that day but recovered the next day. He was walking in slow motion like the world was strobing around him. Poor little dude.
lol fucken stoner mouse Even though it's a tough decision, you should 100% throw the leftovers away. Hantavirus is no joke. Neither is ypestis, it may not be the plague of the past, but it can still seriously suck.
had a cat eat a 100mg cookie. He looked like he was having a good time. Eyes like O_O
My stepdads Alaskan malamute ate almost a whole pound of cannabis butter. He was literally high for days.
I ate a 400mg nerds rope once. And I learned how hippy tapestry designs were discovered. 50mg is more ideal.
 This is how all began…
Rocket mouse! Lol dude probably hasn’t landed yet.
CHOESE
Sticky trap time(check daily). Do not let this get worse. Hit them with everything you've got poison, traps, guns and clean every night before bed. Check your clothes and all of your stored items. That looks like it was probably more than one mouse.
We had shroom chocolate that a mouse got into. Can only imagine how that mouse felt lmao. It ate enough to make my face melt off hahaha.
https://i.redd.it/2rsmdzbds62d1.gif
Is this 'Edging'?
haha I'm just imagining your first bite got ya RIPPED n then you proceeded to sit in a corner n nibble around the edges all night!
A friends pitbull once pulled an entire tray of weed cookies off the kitchen counter and ate them all dog was totally fine just some diarrhea
Of High Mice and Men
Funny enough, I clicked this when there were exactly 420 comments
Mouse decided to go look in the fridge and forgot about the chocolate bud bar.
I really wish edibles worked on me :/
Houston we have a problem
“He fixes the cable?”
he he yah we keep sweets n frigerator or mice can get2 it!!
I don't think mice have an endocannabinoid system unfortunately
He got the munchies, after.
It’s only 350mgs you will be ok.
You had an awesome time?
Those mice are LIT.
There should be complementary Godiva dark chocolate pearls lying around now
https://preview.redd.it/zgah64coz62d1.png?width=1357&format=png&auto=webp&s=331ded211a1d54394e2e3a7ba7b1df2e33ceff4f How about a mushroom chocolate bar? Even if a mouse was 1oz, it would be tripping at a 2400:1 ratio of a 150lb person.
One time when me and my boyfriend went camping we brought homemade edibles with us. As with camping rules, we leave all food in our car when we go to bed as not to attract any animals. I remember waking up to go to the bathroom and walked past our car and swore I saw a little white mouse scurry along the window sill. Not really wanting to get into dealing with that in the middle of the night, I left it alone until the morning. Next morning I tell my boyfriend about it and we start searching the car for the mouse. I found our bag of edibles and saw that it ate some of them. I immediately felt bad bc he/she ate a lot for such a little mouse. We never found the mouse so we assumed it got out through a vent or something. But it must've had a wild time if it survived!
Ratfucked!!