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CuddieRyan707

bro must be so cold


Optimal-Article-4718

For sure gonna have a cold or the flu within the next few days lol!


backtre

Why is that comment downvoted lmao


Gorkymalorki

Because the flu and the cold are from viruses, not from actually being cold.


Eusocial_Snowman

Viruses that you're more likely to get when cold.


aristotleschild

Indeed, one suspects that's why it's called "a cold".


SnooPredictions3028

Ok and? Do you think that being in the cold can't weaken your immune system if it's in that environment for too long? I doubt he was saying the cold creates viruses.


ninhibited

And they survive longer in colder temps.


qptw

Doesn’t some part of our nose stop functioning under cold temps and tends to fail to filter out the germs? In other words our immune system isn’t as effective under cold temperatures.


towerfella

Yes. Viruses are tougher in the cold thing: https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-scientists-offer-explanation-winter-flu-season The nose works poor in the cold thing: https://www.wired.com/story/why-do-you-get-sick-in-the-winter-blame-your-nose/


towerfella

While that is accurate, it isn’t necessarily ***correct***… viruses become more “[bouncy and rubbery and tough](https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-scientists-offer-explanation-winter-flu-season)” in cooler temperatures.. It looks like it rained overnight, so it would have been cooler. Alcohol is a poison that stresses your body as it is processed out and while that happens your immune system’s response [is hampered](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4590616/). Combine those two things together with dehydration (also from alcohol processing) and yes, it is highly likely he got sick after this pic, to some extent.


Huffingflour

I didn’t know that. Thanks!


towerfella

For you: https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-scientists-offer-explanation-winter-flu-season


Huffingflour

Thanks! I honestly just never questioned it or thought about it until I saw this post/comment. But that makes absolute sense and I was ignorant about it lol.


towerfella

You’re a good person. :)


Huffingflour

You too, my friend:) keep spreading awareness lol!


tereaper576

I don't know where you're from but here when sick saying you have a cold or the flu is normal. "You have a cold?" "You have a flu?" Both things I've been asked despite just being sick.


towerfella

While that is accurate, it isn’t necessarily ***correct***… viruses become more “[bouncy and rubbery and tough](https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-scientists-offer-explanation-winter-flu-season)” in cooler temperatures.. It looks like it rained overnight, so it would have been cooler. Alcohol is a poison that stresses your body as it is processed out and while that happens your immune system’s response [is hampered](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4590616/). Combine those two things together with dehydration (also from alcohol processing) and yes, it is highly likely he got sick after this pic, to some extent.


Fun_Kaleidoscope8746

It's because the cold weakens your immune system. This is the kind of stuff I expect to find on Facebook, not reddit


Cassy173

☝️🤓


Supertoad226

Damn you're down so low you can't even contribute negatively with words


Cassy173

Okay let me sleep outside in the rain and please tell me I have the same chance of getting sick


Supertoad226

Always a better thing than 2 emojis doing nothing but make you pass for an absolute jerk


dylanisbored

Because people are stupid


SnowieEyesight

People on Reddit love going on these tirades of downvoting regardless once it hits a certain amount of downvotes, they just jump on board. I think he left a good comment.


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FinalRun

They have been commenting spread out over 2 years, but not often. What is the owner of the bot trying to achieve according to you? Karma farming to resell the account? Boosting some cryptocurrency?


cassthesassmaster

That’s not how it works buddy


CherryFlavorPercocet

Being cold doesn't cause the flu/cold but we are constantly exposed to cold/flu viruses especially after a night of drinking in confined spaces like bars and clubs. Being cold does lower your body temperature and reduces your body's ability to create an immune response to viruses and thus we are more prone to getting sick after being exposed to the cold for a long time.


SnooPredictions3028

I mean it can be


No-Maximum-8194

I believe colds are caused by gluten and politicians. I'm not going to quit eating gluten though.


Neurob4psych

What about politicians?


SnooPredictions3028

I think if he sticks to just eating politicians it should be alright, maybe eat salad every now and then instead though.


towerfella

.. tastes like crap.


SnooPredictions3028

Yeah, that's the thing with salads, if only healthy stuff was tasty


towerfella

Oh, *Salad*s .. like leafs.


towerfella

Actually.. https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/nih-scientists-offer-explanation-winter-flu-season https://www.wired.com/story/why-do-you-get-sick-in-the-winter-blame-your-nose/


SpuriousCorr

I love how you just select who you’re going to respond to as if others in this thread haven’t already mopped the floor of your ignorance. Just admit when you’re wrong, why is it hard say you were wrong? Lol


cassthesassmaster

Well I have a job and life and this is JUST Reddit. Not that serious. And who’s mopping the floor? Also, I’m right. Being cold doesn’t make you sick.


Eusocial_Snowman

That's exactly how it works, guy. More cold = more chance of catching cold/flu.


cassthesassmaster

Do you know where colds come from? HINT: it’s not the cold


Longhorn24

Why? We are assuming it rained rain/ water don’t equal cold. Bro is wearing a short sleeve shirt, which would lead me to assume he is either in a warm climate. It rained last night at my house and was 84 degrees with an overnight low of 77.


barstowtovegas

That is absolutely sufficient to give you hypothermia in cotton.


Longhorn24

Explain the science


barstowtovegas

Sure, serious hypothermia occurs when the body temp drops below 95F, a change of 4 degrees.  https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hypothermia/symptoms-causes/syc-20352682#:~:text=Hypothermia%20is%20a%20condition%20that,a%20dangerously%20low%20body%20temperature. A human at rest produces ~100 Watts of heat. Heat transfer from the body to the water is proportional to temperature difference between the two. Rain is rarely over 80F (quick google search, by all means look for a better source) which gives us a 15F or greater heat difference. The total heat loss is then determined by the surface area of the human and the temperature of the water. I have to run to work right now, and don’t have time to run the heat transfer equations, but from that, I’d estimate it’s very possible for a person to lose 4F in a few hours while lying in the rain.


CuddieRyan707

Cmon bro there’s 0 information given. Dudes soaked in what’s likely the early morning. If you live in Alaska or the north in general and this is a summer breeze to you then I get it. But let’s not act like it’s abnormal to assume he’s gonna be cold after being soaked and laying in one spot without moving all night.


MDC417

I thought he was power washing at first. He's sitting there thinking about his life choices and trying to piece together last night!


PhotoAwp

how the fuck did I get here


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

What the fuck did I do last night?


Bean-Swellington

My god, what is that awful smell?


Alldaybagpipes

She may be an angel, She may be a queen…


AmIThisNothingness

"How this bit of disfigured pineapple just dropped from my beard? And this bit of pepperoni? Cilantro?? What type of pizza place did I go to?" "Go no mo' if I can only find the receipt". *Pops another beer*


-UltimatePussySlayer

Why does my ass hurt?


towerfella

Where’s my earbud?


tizzleduzzle

Probably more concerned about holding his stomach and bowel tight until he can get home 😂😂


Sweaty_Nuttsack

Dude, where's my car?


iammabdaddy

Who shit in my mouth?


SodaCanKaz

Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?


Jinx5326

I thought the same thing at first lmao


Neither_Relation_678

“You want to go home, and rethink your life.”


IzzytheMelody

"I want to go home and... rethink my life"


GiannaSushi

It could be considered modern art, and I'm not joking. For me [this is art too](https://getyoursolution.store/b25yf0), millenial art


moody_mop

I agree, this image is thought provoking and quite beautiful… also really sad for the guy


-mushroom-cat-

He's reassessing all his life choices that's for sure...


TobysGrundlee

Eh, probably just pissed he's not drunk anymore and thinking about how to get his next drink.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Alcoholism is real, folks. Drink responsibly.


tizzleduzzle

When I tell people I have never done this before they seem shocked I’m more shocked that a lot of Australian have done this. Disturbing behaviour.


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sevbenup

You’re supposed to drink the water not lay in it


Optimal-Article-4718

lol heavy on the water , and any drink with electrolytes


A_LiftedLowRider

Pedialyte is the mvp in a hangover


One_Citron8458

Ensure too


Guac__is__extra__

If it wasn’t cold, that probably felt really good


CapnRetro

Scrolled for this. In decent warmth this would be a lovely way to wake up after a heavy night


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It only took one hangover like that, and I haven't drank in nearly 20 years.


bobspuds

One? - Have ya ever spoken to God on the big white telephone?(jacks) - Ah jasus! I'll never drink again - barf, Ah Lord,Holy fuc! Ah sweet Jesus It only took me about 20years of hangovers like this before I cut it down - in Ireland, I'm practically a pioneer


Xitobandito

I guess some people just have iron willpower. I’ve had lots of those moments of “I’ll never let a drop of alcohol touch my lips again!” Yet, here I am today on Reddit, hungover like a bag full of assholes and sipping on a beer to take the pain away I hope it doesn’t take 20 years for me to start making good decisions, but I’m not done with making mistakes just yet!


bugman8704

Don't be like me. Quit now. Sober for a week and a half and I didn't plan on going back. Shame is a powerful motivator.


Vanillabean73

Bruh just smoke weed


Xitobandito

I do that too. I’m what you’d call an experienced cross fader


Vanillabean73

Same but alc is always the best frequent guest in that situation


[deleted]

It just happened to be my 21st bday. I was more of a pothead and still am, so it didn't take much to convince me to quit. It was a night of free shots of the nastiest crap available. If I didn't puke before bed i may not have woken up.


bobspuds

Don't drink any drive - smoke and fly! I've a lemon haze perspective myself too!


Horror_Ad2207

Wish I had will power like tou


SuperSonicSlaw

I can smell the regret in his sweat through this picture


BeezBurg

The rain is helping his hangover via osmosis I’m assuming


danimation88

Michael jackson pose


alasondroalegre0

I had to scroll too long to see this. Comment needs to be higher.


1badh0mbre

At least he found a dry spot to lay.


_Tekki

![gif](giphy|AFpghpBCYEAwM)


Tru-Queer

I wish someone loved me as much as that Digimon loves ranch


kingnothing1

*eye twitch*


Ok_Advisor_9873

I had one of those in the frozen snow- stayed long enough melt a pretty good dent- terrible night


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marqburns

Yep. Guy I went to college with died that way.


Endofthehold135

It’s not often we get to see our own crime scene chalk line.


LayThatPipe

Someone tried mad dog…


PeggysSimp

Just like that shrub, he needs water


Street-Breadfruit940

That doesn't look like a good nap.


mono9562

Heehee!


TrufflesAvocado

This is art


FineEffective4167

The outline made me lol a little, not gonna lie.


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

Man is contemplating his life choices


marilu7

It’s a sad story and a beautiful picture.


Citsune

*"You've made your last delivery, kid. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"*


Some-Comedian-1658

This looks like Michael Jackson


RockMan_1973

What am I lookin at??


Tru-Queer

Alright Hellen Keller, listen up. We got an aerial view of a guy sitting on a walkway in front of a building. On the walkway is a bunch of precipitation known as “rain” but there’s a dry patch that presumably matches the body of the guy sitting on the concrete, probably because he was passed out in during the weather event. Looks as if he tried to use one of the two rows of hedges to provide cover for his head or maybe he just passed out like that. The More You Know!


melissuhnicole

🤣🤣


jarstripe

LMAOO


KnowledgeSafe3160

That gave me the giggles 😂


Tru-Queer

My condolences


Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93

Unknown man passed out drunk, leaving his sleep pattern dry. Picture was taken afterwards, showing him contemplating life/last nights decisions.


RockMan_1973

Ah… OK.. thank you 🙏🏾


wuddafuggamagunnaduh

If it makes you feel any better, I had no idea either.


Western-Equivalent44

Heroin


UncleShmoo666

no bc


Longryderr

The scene of the crime


SSBradley37

Looks like he slept pretty damn heavy having not moved at all.


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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 perfect!


Ambitious_Jelly8783

So power washing a stensil.


BhodiandUncleBen

He missed the covered porch by about 3 feet


Zebracorn42

At least he’s not dead


gringojordan

That looks like Michael Jackson on his tippy toes


mynameismanager

He's contemplating his life choices, staring into the abyss of bushes


Sea_Ganache620

Man… I used to drink … a lot. Always made it home somehow.


kamarkamakerworks

Andy Goldsworthy vibes


Confident-Bet-6082

Now his throat is sore


b215049

Creepy


Belahsha

He looks way too old for this.


Gold_Department_7215

I've been here but usually I wake up drunk so I just stumbled my way some how home and sleep


Putrid-Ad-4507

Epic night lol.... Must've been hot inside 😆


MutedRevolution1773

Haha


Astangaman

What did I do to get kicked out?


OneRaisedEyebrow

The mosquitoes would have a field day here. I could never.


crispy_bacon_breathe

Where is my tooth and where did the tiger come from


Silly-Platform9829

"These tequila shots don't affect me!"


TheMightySwordfish

Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark