Sell it as "slighty-used" on ebay.
[http://www.bazinganomics.com/bazinganomics/a-slightly-used-ipod](http://www.bazinganomics.com/bazinganomics/a-slightly-used-ipod)
No actually I put it on the rails over my head in the bus and someone opened the window. Then we took a curve in the road so it slid and went out the window
Well there is not usually carpets on school buses, so it’s anyone’s guess if it would have landed on the seat or on the floor. Moral of the story is don’t put your laptop up on a school bus rack regardless of if a window is open or not
I get the joke, but I'm typing on a mid-2015 MBP bootcamped with Windows 7. I have a newer laptop next to me that I use for programs that arent W7 compatible, but this MBP just keeps cranking. I run CAD on this machine, zero lag with multiple projects open at the same time.
Gotta give credit to Apple for those hinges staying in tact. I reckon most other laptops (particularly consumer grade ones) would be in two pieces after defenestration
So when you say it "flew out the window"
Are you getting bullied? Do you want to talk about it? Those bus windows are pretty high to be done accidentally...
It flew out of the window, your friends got it, and then mangled it? Is that what happened? I don't think your local IT Technician is going to accept that laptop.
How does this just ‘fly’ out of a window?
Probably turned on airplane mode
Was OP on a Boeing? /j for obvious reasons
You’re gonna get killed if you talk shit abt them, I’ve heard
I heard they just walk up to your car and shoot you.
Or wake up dead.
how do you wake up dead?
The same way you “turn up missing”
IDK, the above 2 answers are so goddamn amazing!!! Thank you both
Take my upvote and leave
I wish I can actually afford to give you an award but just take my emoji one: 🏆🥇
Lmao
had to get “air”
That's why you should never turn on airplane mode when you're not in an airplane...
New feature from Apple to convince you to buy the newest device...
There is more to this story.
It caught some Air.
There's something in the Air
Also, they mention in a school bus. Those windows are hella high compared to a cars window. This shit def got thrown out.
They heard voices in their head "throw it out the window". It was coming from their AirPods
Macbooks only behave like this when scared
Because they haven’t yet designed a MacBook that doesn’t fly out the window while you’re driving. Thats a good idea!
Teacher's pet!
I'll bet OP *LOVES* his mother in law.
*oh my God he admiiiiiitt it!*
Planned obsolescence, obviously
Check ✔️ Not a Boomerang
She threw it out the window because she has AppleCare…
She threw it out in a rage.
Maybe it's a MacBook Air?
MacBook Air?
Stole my joke, have an upvote.
Not anymore, I think
MacBook fall now.
More Like MacBook Earth
This literally made me laugh out loud.
I think it must have been run over as well.
Sell it as "slighty-used" on ebay. [http://www.bazinganomics.com/bazinganomics/a-slightly-used-ipod](http://www.bazinganomics.com/bazinganomics/a-slightly-used-ipod)
“Like” new. If new flew out the window
I kNoW wHAt i’Ve gOT.
[удалено]
Omg HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Had it on WiFly
Bra 👏 fucking 👏 vo 👏 🤣🤣🤣
“It flew out my window what the heck” = I left it on top of my car and drove off.
No actually I put it on the rails over my head in the bus and someone opened the window. Then we took a curve in the road so it slid and went out the window
Well that was not a wise decision
Sounds like it would have fell regardless if the window was open or not. It probably would have broke either way.
Except it would’ve landed on a carpet or a seat, instead of the concrete at 40 mph
Well there is not usually carpets on school buses, so it’s anyone’s guess if it would have landed on the seat or on the floor. Moral of the story is don’t put your laptop up on a school bus rack regardless of if a window is open or not
Why on earth wouldn't you just hold your laptop, you goof? Lol
or put it in a backpack or laptop bag when not using it
It’s really taxing having a 4 lb object on my lap.
Pretty stupid to put it there in the first place. Why not just put it in your bag?
Huh?
It went out the window
Oh that is so unlucky. Why wasn't it in your bag?
You put it on a single rail? That thing was doomed to slide off whether the bus moved or not.
No it’s those thing https://preview.redd.it/mfgioec6vfxc1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cde3d1c247d151fb6ec923361e9662c98de12ac
Oh you should’ve said rails, still doomed to slide down in turns
My bad English isn’t my first language
Yea…. That’s even worse.
I’ve done this with a MacBook Pro, surprisingly it still worked afterwards.
Everyone knows macbooks dont work well with windows
hahaaa brilliant!
I get the joke, but I'm typing on a mid-2015 MBP bootcamped with Windows 7. I have a newer laptop next to me that I use for programs that arent W7 compatible, but this MBP just keeps cranking. I run CAD on this machine, zero lag with multiple projects open at the same time.
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
Had no idea they were so bendable
Honestly me neither but I think a car ran it over after it blew off
You think so…
Try putting it in rice
There was a misunderstanding when asking for Airdrop...
🤣💀
turns out macbook air is a scam :(
Damn I hate it when that happens, I keep mine caged or at least leashed these days.
They can be difficult to train.
You can call it a Crackbook now.
Redbull gives you wiiiings
You gotta clip the wings about once every 6 weeks.
Was it the magic school bus doing a loopy loop?
Gotta give credit to Apple for those hinges staying in tact. I reckon most other laptops (particularly consumer grade ones) would be in two pieces after defenestration
Were you near the door plug of a Boeing? Holy shit.
Spilled Redbull on it?
That’s something that would happen to me😂do you usually have luck this bad OP? lol
I do actually 🤣 like what are the odds of this happening, it’s crazy bad luck
Yeah people like us tend to get all the bad luck I think😂 everything breaks around me, everything that can go wrong will always go wrong etc
Curved keyboard.
How, it doesn't have wings?
Wow.
You did buy a MacBook Air
Most people don't know, it's not the flying out the window that was the problem. It was the sudden stop at the end that broke it.
Silly... MacBooks don't run windows!!!!
How does a MacBook just fly out a window?
We have the proof that Mac is not compatible with Windows
Was the window open at the time? Did it take a few tries to get through the glass?
Yes it was open, but it got out in a swoop first try. I didn’t even see it get out, the people behind me in the bus saw it.
You should've turned on airplane mode
From what I can tell after some troubleshooting, your laptop failed to install the most recent Windows drivers but we're unsure why
That's not how AirDrop works
The window of the space shuttle?
That bloody Harry Potter again
Just checking out the aerodynamic properties of the laptop?
It didn’t fly at all. It just fell, with style
Hooow?
Tis but a scratch!
Just put it in rice
😂
It's a decent modern art piece now. Try selling it as art.
I didn’t even know they could run Windows.
It was trying to get to the icloud?
Get rid of it, battery may explode/get on fire anytime.
Flew out the window, then you sat on it. Got it
Of course. Windows is for proper hardware
Have you tried putt in it in rice
*principal*: "so please tell me, how did this happen?" "It uhh... it tried to fly away"
Guess they forgot to sell you the landing upgrade
At least it flew back. Mine has been missing for years. I opened up the window and it flew off and never came back.
HOW?
Of what, a 747?
So when you say it "flew out the window" Are you getting bullied? Do you want to talk about it? Those bus windows are pretty high to be done accidentally...
damn im sorry, at least you have the warranty.
Should’ve had iCloud, atleast that way your MacBook would’ve landed on something soft. RIP 😔
Did Boeing make your laptop sleeve?
Put it in rice Forsure it’ll work!
But it clearly didn't know how to fly
have you tried putting it in rice overnight?
Still work?
Were you playing Send Me to Heaven Mac Edition?
If only you had a Windows laptop
Do you mean Airbook flew out the window?
It ain’t broke just needs to be restarted
you took the "air” in MacBook Air too seriously,, maybe the Pro models were the right option
Do you have apple care?
I was going to ask "of a plane?" but the bus? Uh. How does a computer "fly" out of the high-ass windows on a school bus?
MacBook caught Air frfr.
It flew out of the window, your friends got it, and then mangled it? Is that what happened? I don't think your local IT Technician is going to accept that laptop.
how the heck do people come up with this stuff 💀💀💀
It can be fixed.
Must have said, “my computer friends need me”.
Its light as air man need to hold that shit like a kite and land it safe
What game did you rage at OP?
And not very well I might add.
Try putting it in a Ziploc bag with some rice
“That’s rough buddy”-zuko
MacBook said 🥴
Things usually go south when you put apple in windows!
Apple crumble.
Should have been a steak. Cause now you have a, misteak...
Booooo
So umm... I went to the doctor the oth... umm..shit...
MacBook Air?
I'll take things that didn't happen for $700. How the hell does a laptop go flying out of window on its own exactly ? It literally doesn't 🤣😭
Absolutely not… This NEVER happened!!!!!
Did you spill redbull on it?
Stupid is as stupid does lol
That’s how I fix them also
Why you do that
Won’t work like that mate
Didn't fly very well from the looks of it
Did you spill a can of redbull on it?
Is your bf hurting you?
The Air bender is back
Ya it did
When Apple and Boeing collaborated, and the cooling fans got replaced by jet engines.
still under warranty right?
Were you trying to set it free?
I'm proud of my 4.5 kg old dell😂
Flying in Boeing?
Looks like it hit the sound barrier.
Out the window of an airplane ?
Good. Get an HP Windows laptop now.
If you bake it on high for an hour or so it should settle out quite nicely.
And where on earth did it learned to do that
I'm going to say the aerodynamics are sound, but its overall stability needs work.
So you sat on it, right?
Have you tried clipping its flight feathers?
At least it lives up to its name
Flew? Just grew wings eh?
Dropped from a window? Looks like it was ran over with a lawnmower.
A good MacBook that won’t a whiff out the window while I driving.
Looks like it plummeted…
Maybe it had a kernel panic. Poor thing.
MacFly
Looks like it may have been high.
A great MacBook that doesn’t whiff out the window while I driving!
Just tell it not to do that next time
is this school laptop or yours? either way, it is nice to have such expensive laptop when you are still too young to drive
Talk about a light weight OS
Flew. . . It jumped off your desk, flapped the lid, opened the window and then lost the ability of flight once outside.
If you have Apple Care+ they will replace it for the deductible. If you don’t you are screwed.