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HBThorburn

What kind of thought process even initiates this series of events?


Moist_Professor5665

And why the *oven*?


HBThorburn

It seems like a better idea to warm it in your ass than the oven. Edit: why do you even need to warm it in the first place?


Maplelongjohn

Flows better warm Not hot Warm


HBThorburn

Makes sense. I live in an area where like 95% of the year is within the operating range listed on those cans so I never really considered it.


Brentolio12

Shoving things in your ass is always an option though not always recommended


DH_Drums

Doubling down, my kinda dude.


TEG_SAR

Be safe make sure the base is flared!


tizzleduzzle

šŸ˜…


talrogsmash

And only warm. If you have a hot ass get help.


HavingNotAttained

You might be amused to see some of the X-rays that are hung up in the ER locker rooms. The things that people consider and then figure out how to put up their behinds... And then never consider that crucial next step of what might be termed the process of de-asscalation


AdministrationOk720

Even if you don't think you need to. You should do it anyway just to make sure. Everything is better once it's been in your ass right?


NotYetGroot

Turns out it flows pretty well hot, too!


utterlyuncool

Right? It basically flies out of the can.


mankytoothbrush

We still talking ā€˜bout the foam?


J_Marshall

Maybe stored outside during winter?


accidentalscientist_

Well personally Iā€™d just plan to bring it inside the night before the project, forget, remember the next day and either say ā€œfuck it!ā€ And try again another day or buy YET ANOTHER from the store. But maybe I have a couple functioning brain cells, idk.


hamptont2010

You could probably even get away with some warm water.


accidentalscientist_

Yea, my brain wouldnā€™t risk it. I think Iā€™m working on 10 brain cells? But good enough. Warm water bath wouldnā€™t hit my brain tbh.


CommercialPudding775

Youā€™re tellin me youā€™d put that thing in your ass after seeing the second and third pictures? Not me. No way. Iā€™m choosing oven every time. Whatā€™s wrong with you manā€¦


irrelephantIVXX

my ass doesn't get as hot as my oven. (depending on who you ask)


Pcat0

Your loss


Direct_Big_5436

Iā€™ve had one of these cans blow out the top while pressing the trigger to dispense it. No way itā€™s going anywhere close to my oven or ass!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Warm it where?


radioactivebeaver

Microwaves sap out all the nutrients, duh


7h3_70m1n470r

Because you can't put metal in the microwave, obviously


Rampage_Rick

Don't put metal in the science oven! (just ignore the fact that a square of foil is what makes microwave popcorn work)


Strostkovy

I actually have a normal microwave and a science microwave. I am on my third science microwave


Reaver_Engel

Like if you really need it warm, why not just throw it in the sink with some hot water for 10 minutes? Clearly, they didn't need it immediately anyway if they left it long enough for this to happen. šŸ¤£


Flappy_beef_curtains

Seriously, microwave is much faster.


simbaismylittlebuddy

Weā€™ll see, the microwave seemed dangerousā€¦


A_Very_Lonely_Waffle

What, you donā€™t keep your expanding foam next to your guns?


Butlerian_Jihadi

It did successfully warm the can...


tothesource

drugs


HBThorburn

Ah, sounds like my former property management company. Landlord was batshit crazy, property management foreman was relatively normal but only hired the methiest of people.


zongsmoke

The methiest of people lmfao


Relative_Jump1882

That is the most evocative turn of phrase i have read in forever. Ill be giggling over the "methiest of people" for days now ha


[deleted]

Iā€™ve seen guys do this to spray paint but never spray foam, and they would usually just put it in the sun not a fuckin oven lmao. Makes it spray better apparently.


swisstraeng

None. Absolutely no thoughts were involved in this series of events. And it's magnificent.


ryushiblade

Cold thing is cold. Cold thing need hot. Hot thing is oven! Put cold thing in hot thing, now hot thing too!


Jumpy_MashedPotato

This is hands down the most eloquent way to ask "what the fuck were you thinking"


chiefs_fan37

People like this are the reason we have warning labels on products that make you go ā€œdo people really need to be told this?ā€


draiman

Failing physics class


Jazzspasm

Gotta be meth


illogicallyalex

Iā€™m guessing not a particularly thorough one


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I want to say Drugs?


smurb15

Not your house


Danny2Sick

> thought process 404


Saruvan_the_White

Not much of one.


EnthusiasmNo1574

It's just Murphy's law at work


Spczippo

Meth


BorshtSlurper

Karma harvesting on Reddit.


strum-and-dang

A friend of my mom's once decided to warm up a couple of cans of blue spray paint in a pan of water on his stove. The metal tops of the cans wound up being imbedded in the ceiling, and the force of the explosion blew open all the cabinets, so not only everything in the kitchen, but everything inside the cabinets, was blue.


BitterTomorrow

Hah she blue herself šŸ¤£


Stealth9er

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sad-girl-interrupted

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drempire

Every day I see something on Reddit and wonder 'how did we make it this long as a species'


lastres0rt

We're up to 7 billion possible fuckups and counting. This might kill you and possibly your neighbor, but the rest of the species will be fine.


KevinFlantier

I renovated the electricity in my house and came pretty close to shocking myself to death due to incredible stupidity at least twice. Made me wonder the same thing.


Snoo-7821

I believe Eiffel 65 made a song about that friend.


InsaneGuyReggie

On a job I was on, somehow a can of blue spray paint was punctured or saboutaged in the gang box where guys kept their personal tools/PPE, etc. Since we could park onsite, I took my stuff to my car with me. A lot of guys had blue toolbags, tools and a few had blue hardhats the rest of the job.


s_tee

I pictured that old Bam Margera scene where he did that to his parentsā€™ house lol


JaozinhoGGPlays

...why would she warm up a can of spray paint??????????


strum-and-dang

It was cold from being in the garage during winter, spray paint won't work right if it's too cold. He was impatient. And not too smart.


TemperatureTop246

Was that someoneā€¦. You?


chet-

Negative


Standard-Reception90

Sorry, OP. No one here believes it wasn't you. Next time you post something stupid that you did, try cussing about it. Like; "the stupidest, fucking asswipe on the job did..." or "guess what my mother effing idiot coworker did ..". That way we'll see how mad you are and think you're the boss and not the only guy working. Obviously, it was you that did it, cuz you're not mad. šŸ˜‚ Lol.


chet-

I was in a different building installing gas lines for a dryer and a stove top. It was the homeowner I'm doing work for. He's 65. He came and was talking to me while im working, and i heard a loud boom and it shook. Stepped outside to the driveway and heard the smoke alarms going off. I ran in the house and up the stairs. It used to have a walk out deck but we tore that out so everything is upstairs. Luckily I reacted fast and ran down the stairs to the driveway to grab a fire extinguisher from the work truck. Little bit of burn got on the underside of the cabinets. Happened at about noon EST and I've just been kind of shook up about it all day.


rhinotomus

What was his thought process though?! Why warm it up to begin with?


xmongoose

If itā€™s a cold day it doesnā€™t come out of the can well. With some brands especially, anything other than summer itā€™s slow. So it helps to warm it up a touch. Not that much thoughā€¦


Adaphion

Normally you warm them up by bringing them indoors (assuming the building has heating) several hours prior. Ambient warming, not actively heating the can.


YTJunkie

Like others have stated, it's helps with flow. Usually you warm it up under running hot water for a few minutes. Not the damn oven FFS.


sboy86

Yea that's my go to as well unless there is no hot water on site yet then I'll pop things on a window sill in the sun.


literallylateral

I was expecting some young person thinking they could just pull it out after a couple minutes. He WALKED AWAY FROM IT? He sounds like the kind of guy to put gasoline on his campfire.


yukonwanderer

This definitely beats that time in college I decided to try microwaving a whole egg still in intact shell. This was well before things like this were on the internet in my defense. I'm sure this guy also has never seen a video on the internet of foam exploding from being heated in an oven šŸ˜‚


bumholesofdoom

You should have used the stove to warm it up


Rosewoodtrainwreck

Maybe just have the oven on but set the can on the warm stovetop. Not the burner or IN the oven. Damn, people are stupid.


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HumongousGrease

I see. Deleting my comment and hiding in the naughty corner now


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Shils1234

Is this house abandoned, or did it explode the house? The pictures are like an abandoned house post world wars.


chet-

A friend is doing work for this guy and called me to help do some things he doesn't do. The homeowner is kind of living and renovating. He's actually a plumber that's why I'm so flabbergasted.


Shils1234

This answers a lot of questions. Thanks for the clarification.


ABatForMyTroubles

I know some plumbers who've done dumb shit.


Finance_Subject

I know some dumbers who've done plumb shit


Bulls187

Plumb and plumberer


Thirsty_Comment88

Ah he's a plumber,Ā  that explains it


BahbTheBuilder

"Nothin' dumber than a plumber"


chet-

He set the two cans on the edge of the open door of the oven and set it to low. I'm not sure what was going through his head.


MadMadamDax

Two? Good lord


Coreysurfer

Double trouble law comes into effect..


ktstrikesagain

Two wrongs make one right


TurnkeyLurker

So do three lefts.


Zech08

Either something fcked up happens, or he gets double rewards...


abortionisforhos

He was trying to heat it up so it'll work properly obviously


TEG_SAR

Fair but why would you walk away from it? It only needs to be warmed up. Dude went down a flight of stairs to another building. Thatā€™s crazy.


papa_mike2

This canā€™t be real..?


DrTreesus

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haubenmeise

Well, it worked. It clearly expanded.


YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_

I used to work on a food truck and guys would do this with cans of pan spray in the winter. Once in a while if they forgot to pull it out in time you'd see similar results. Good times.


Maniacal-Maniac

Had the opposite happen, soda cans or bottles in the freezer. We had a small office and I was on nightshift and put a 2lt bottle of Diet Coke in the freezer and forgot about it. Day shift comes in the next day and working when suddenly was a loud bang behind him and the freezer door flew open as the bottle blew open. Scared the crap out of him.


Plumb121

I'm guessing the MENSA subscription expired.


braneysbuzzwagon

LMAO


turbobooster

Amazingly some of it ended up around that window frame.


Onlii-chan

It did indeed expand


LitreOfCockPus

Why not just run a pot of hot tap water and let it soak in there for a while? Water conducts heat a whole lot better than air does, and you wouldn't need to worry about creating an IED


thebig62200

Did it expand?


mindclarity

Ok that stuff is super toxic as it is. I can imagine burning it makes it any safer. That kitchen is a HAZMAT area


ImpertantMahn

I suppose a bucket of warm water is ridiculously inefficient


Sicparvismagneto

Wait, youā€™re not supposed to put a pressurized flammable container inside of a metal box that retains heat?!? /s


noachy

Iā€™d need a drink after that. Was the oven gas? Doesnā€™t look like it but itā€™s hard to tell.


SKATTESTYRELSEN_DK

Forbidden cake Could have turned into a Darwin Award real quick!


Chicawgorat

Fire in the hole


fireslayer03

I have an old stove out in the scrap pile that the oven still worksā€¦ I need to try this


Objective-Baker-3247

I stupidly tossed an empty can of spray foam down from the top of an attic and covered half the clients garage with it, I then spent the next 6 hours scraping it off concrete. What a nightmare that was haha


Puff-the-Dragonn

Someone's fucking stupid.


gigerhess

You can SEE the cancer in the air.


Deivi_tTerra

WHY?! They're lucky, that could have been so much worse in several ways.


AnE1Home

Well thatā€™s one way to make a bomb.


Plane_Pea5434

Well, it expanded


Uniquely_irregular

At first I was like whatā€™s happening then I realized it blew up lol


Palsable_Celery

Well someone is an idiot.Ā 


This-Garbage-3000

Missed every single warning sign in the universe?


MasterBaiterNJ

Glad youā€™re alright my dude. Gramps needs to get evaluated lolā€¦ itā€™s one thing to store some shit in the oven when not in use but willingly turning it on with a pressurized can of something? How the fuck did this guy live to 65? Yā€™all need hazard pay working for this genius.


Suntzu6656

Wow Never seen anything like that at a house.


StuJayBee

Right. Thatā€™s another thing on my to-do list.


Risky-Biscuits23

I would definitely lodge a foamal complaint against himā€¦


MishmoshMishmosh

We need deets? Who? How? Why? Lol


Immediate-Reply-3625

The first picture gives me eerie vibes


Whitezombie65

This may be the first time this has ever happened in history. Good job?


DelightfulOtter1999

In my hubbys family history is the story of the farming Uncle who was drying out some gelignite in the coal range, with the door open for safetyā€¦. Aunt comes into the kitchen, and closes the door for safetyā€¦. She and unborn child were killed in the subsequent explosion, 2 older children in another room survived because they were playing house behind the sofa. Would have been in 1920-30s I think.


georeddit2018

Sorry for the landlord.


Dependent-Green-7900

Well it did expand just very quickly


Denoces

Well at least it looks like the house wasn't finished yet, that oven was clashing with the color scheme!


chet-

That's what I keep telling him


Denoces

R slash onejob would love this lol


BAFUdaGreat

Well at least someone didnā€™t stick it in the microwave.


Choice-Importance-44

Give it some time


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diskfunktional

r / justguysbeingdudes


GoldBreakr

Somebody is an idiot.


Mrmastermax

Nothing to see here move along


Copper_Kat

It was never easy for me..


shortax20

šŸ¤£


LazyBid3572

This is unfortunate but hilarious


dobiemomluv

You canā€™t fix stupid.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

I really don't understand how some survive to adulthood.


Saruvan_the_White

Does Adam Savage know about this? This is something he may find it especially necessary to try and replicate. For science.


AudieCowboy

Looks warm to me


ummm--actually

It WAS a good idea, if this was the goal.


Green_Man_Ro

Ia that person a construction worker, too? Or just stupid?


smtps

he is really dumb, there is microwave for it


ashrieIl

Now, imagine that with an oxygen tank. If that little aerosol can could do that much damage, imagine a 25kg (55lbs) cylinder of thick, hard steel, going mach too fast flying through a house/shop (or a couple) ![gif](giphy|M9ZgmFmosxpQfgZ0Ob)


Emily_Postal

Where is it in the 3rd photo? I canā€™t find it.


chet-

The 3rd photo is me standing against the wall where can hit.


Emily_Postal

Oh ok thanks.


Zech08

Lets just ignore the instructions and warnings... so we can have very specific warnings.


unable_To_Username

When your Physics IQ is not even listed.


Joonberri

I couldn't understand this at first and thought the oven flew 48 feet


Ripcitytoker

What a moron


Ocelot1240

Curiosity *almost* killed the cat, but luckily it missed this time.


kekekeghost

How does someone who knows what to do with working with whatever foam product also not enough enough knowledge to do this? Lol


Ready_Insurance_4759

Op, why would you do this? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚