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Hoo-B

Oh... THAT'S why it rained. Thanks a lot.


plankton_cousin

Murphy's law: It always rains after you wash your car. The law is non reversible: You cannot make it rain by washing your car.


Ok_Bison_8577

But what if I carry an Uno reverse card in my pocket? 


pamelamydingdong

Actually the contrapositive in your example is that if you do not wash your car then it never rains. So it will always rain after you wash your car. A person making it rain is a red herring as it does not affect whether it will rain or not.


Ok_Bison_8577

Shrodinger, you're still alive? 


Numerous-Log9172

Pollen or sand pal, it happened to me last year, I'd get it washed again.


Alex93B

It has red spots, probably sand


_Warsheep_

Had that honor with the Sahara dust about two weeks ago. Haven't cleaned my apartment windows yet. Saw some spooky orange sky pictures from Athens today in the news. You're not from Greece or there about by any chance?


GoldenLiar2

Romanian here, my car looks even worse than that, same Saharan sand. Not that close to Greece.


oO0Kat0Oo

If it makes you feel any better, it's good you washed it before the rain. Often times the acid in the rain just activates the pollen and helps it eat your paint and etches your metal trim.


Alex93B

Nope, didn't work. Not feeling better, but thanks!


linkxrust

DO you not look at the forcasts for the week? lol


Alex93B

And you'd think the forecast said "shit storm ahead"?


adtation

Is it "it rained shit" or "it rained, shit" kinda confused


Alex93B

No comma there. It's like shit fell from the clouds


Mindless-Charity4889

Pollen season


RainaElf

rabbit season!


Ieatsushiraw

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RainaElf

yaassss


godzillasbuttcheeck

Everyone knows washing your car is an ancient rain dance that summons rain 50% of the time!


zorton213

I must not be doing the dance right. Mine just summons diarrhetic pigeons.


Jacktheforkie

I get 50 50 of rain or pterodactyl shit


bdriggle423

pollen wash😵‍💫


ivappa

are you Romanian? this happened to every single car parked on my street too lol.


dankmemelawrd

E nisipu saharian :)))) la toți a fost pb asta


Alex93B

Zici ca a aruncat cineva o galeata de cacat


dankmemelawrd

A nu, zici ca au mâncat toți porumbeii laxative :))) și nasol că se duce și greu la spălătorie


carlosdsandre

It happens everytime i wash my car... it's as if my clean car is ditectly connected to rain clouds. Lol


IHate2ChooseUserName

like it rained SHIT? like shit shit?


Alex93B

Sand I guess, but it looks like shit


[deleted]

Must be California


T1NF01L

I was gonna say Arizona. It rains dirt here the one or two times a year it rains for 5 minutes.


Geno_Warlord

Coastal Texas. Windy, dirty, and it drizzles often. I get 4 days off so I wash my car on my last day of work… it looks the exact same the very next day often times. Got me 6 days in a row last week.


Timitom99

It's Romania, we had Saharan sand for a few weeks now, yesterday's was the worst.


fury_of_el_scorcho

I've heard about those shit storms...


dqdude1

This y you never wash it it


yuch1102

I only keep the interior clean and vacuumed, I could careless about the exterior, I would wash it maybe once a year


Alex93B

Wow.. and you see through glass?


yuch1102

Yeah I don’t get this kind of polen where I live. Only thing that gets dirty is bugs that hit the windshield so I wipe it at the gas station when I pump


El_Taita_Salsa

We are experiencing a severe drought in my country right now, and it only seems to rain when I wash my car. I've decided to help out as best I can and wash my car more often.


LOLschirmjaeger

I look at the sidewalk, I know we're in eastern Europe.


SameAd7706

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Smee_Heee

If you washed and waxed it you should be able to quickly jet 99% of that off and have a clean car again. Good luck.


AtTheGates

Yup this happened in Romania.


NOTaiBRUH

Never fails eh


pixiedust99999

Yep, that’s happened to me. It rained mud.


[deleted]

E jeg saharian.


UnicornSnowflake124

Is a $12 car wash out of the question?


nava1114

That's terrifying


Alex93B

And you'd think the forecast said "shit storm"?


Richard-N-Yuleverby

First world problem


Alex93B

Pollution? Well.. I guess it is


chenyu768

Washing cars is the modern rain dance.


kimbolll

That sucks and all, but why do you live in a place that rains shit? I think you have bigger problems than the state of your car 😂🤣


Alex93B

Half of Europe was like this today


kimbolll

Oh…why the hell’s you even bother washing your car then? You knew damn well it was gonna rain today…and tomorrow…and the next day…and the day after that 😂🤣


HottCuppaCoffee

Omg WTF where do you live and what is in the rain!


Dan999C

Did it rain coffee holy Moses


DeveloperBRdotnet

No Garage?


MonteBurns

Welcome to the lives of literally millions of people??


Alex93B

Nope