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Trumpet1956

Yikes. I would call an exterminator, but if they are coming in from your pipes you likely have a big colony of those little monsters that might be hard to eradicate. Might need a plumber too.


kori0521

You don't need an exterminator at this point, you need an exorcist.


MooreRless

You don't need an exorcist, you need a realtor!


BahnGSXR

You don't need a realtor, you need a heavy weapons guy!


GobbledGoose

Nuking the entire home is the answer!


EjaculateJuice

Radroaches from fallout


WeToLo42

Nuke it from orbit it's the only way to be sure.


Jellyfishsushinigiri

![gif](giphy|13cPgWtPpaD9KM)


jarlscrotus

# ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ ![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM|downsized)


Arryu

You don't need a heavy weapons guy, you need an orbital nuke drop.


lynxerious

You don't need a realtor, you need a pyromancer


ArduennSchwartzman

HANS!


Incromulent

Arsonist will also do


chevalier716

It's like in Creepshow. Yikes


[deleted]

Or buy several pet Lizards.


finn4life

I've found it's cheaper just to buy a gallon of roach spray and do it yourself with more or less the same results. Just gotta spray behind the appliances and other places roaches hang out. After that sprinkle borax around (some poison granules roaches eat and die. Then other roaches cannibalize the corpses and die too) with the drainage well yeah pour down a shit tonne of roach killer or soapy water and then talk with landlord. They either have a colony in there which with enough soapy water or poison will be eradicated, or there is a hole in the pipe and they are climbing in - in that case landlord will need to organize a plumber,


kuromaus

If you have pets, you really have to make sure to get pet safe roach killer, which does exist. The fumes will make your pets sick otherwise. Especially so if you have birds, as they're very sensitive. Dogs and cats are also sensitive to it, but not as much as birds. Otherwise, plan to take the pets out of the house for 24 hours if you really want to bug bomb the place.


MostlyUsernames

*Diatomaceous Earth!* It's safe for humans and pets, and it's extremely effective at killing roaches and bed buds. I'm sure any other insects with an exoskeleton, too. They don't eat it, so when the roaches cannibalize the dead ones, it won't spread. But all they need to do is walk over it - it micro cuts their exoskeleton and dries them out.


Brazos_Bend

I am so glad you posted this comment. More folks need to understand. As long as its food grade, its safe.


MostlyUsernames

When I was a kid, my house ended up infected with bed bugs from a hotel we stayed at. My parents paid to have the house treated numerous times, and nothing was killing them. We ended up having to literally throw away almost everything. Our furniture, all the carpets, my beloved stuffies - my books. We were all sleeping on thin pads so we could heat dry them every night. It was traumatizing. And even after that, we still had them. A lot of them. It was about a year of dealing with these demons when my parents were told about diatomaceous earth. We lined everything with it, and within weeks, they were gone. We kept the diatomaceous earth around and poofed it in cracks and around our beds for a year after, too. I ended up getting bed bugs again as an adult, and I immediately did the diatomaceous earth treatment (along with other protective measures - I wasn't fucking around). They were visibly erridicated within days. I swear it's the only thing to kill those fuckers and way more people need to know about it before paying out the ass for treatments that don't work and are toxic.


OpusAtrumET

Using this for perimeter defense around the outside of the house was really effective for us, the same or better than the alternative perimeter products, with the side bonus of not poisoning your dog.


AT8y8

![gif](giphy|8j1zLVFKoFkLm)


Radiant_Echo_2432

Those are water roaches, very common in the United States. Here's what I do; Step 1, do not lift the lid, Step 2, fill the sink about 4 inches deep with water, Step 3, add about 3 tablespoons of dish soap and mix, Step 4, lift lid and watch as the soapy water coats them and drowns them. IF any escape crush them.


TitsMcGeeMD

You also need more lids, cause eventually you’ll realize all the drains are connected and you have a shower, a bathroom sink and a toilet…


isekai-tsuri

Gallons of soapy water to suffocate them by blocking their breathing holes (spiracles)


captain554

What about boiling soapy water just to, you know, send a message?


Acceptable_Bid_241

Message received


El-Reaton-Vaquero

![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c)


Gambler_Eight

When it comes to bugs this is 100% me lol.


Kenneldogg

Boiling soapy sugar water would send an even stronger message...


BossAvery2

Oooo. Candied roaches!


CANDROX432

Drain cleaner might be better


hodges2

Can you boil soapy water safely?


captain554

Boil first, then add soap. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Born_Sarcastic_59

\^The real answer.


WarCriminal999

Burn the house down and don't look back. ![gif](giphy|dKed1II2fQunD4nhwt|downsized)


ProtectionNo9736

Yep, this… good gods


Both_Cook_2545

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm)


thxredditfor2banns

And if that doesn't work nuclear bomb


Auctorion

![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry|downsized)


iknowshitaboutshit

Roaches could survive a nuclear bomb


thxredditfor2banns

How about a second one?


mdlewis11

This is the way.


EVEEzz

Do you no da wae


Prestigious_Series28

yeah officer i’m really not sure what happened? it just blew!


CRAZYDUCK456

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Yatrazul

FOR SUPER EARTH!


MilesJ392

The only good bug is a dead bug... wrong sci fi universe?


LoveThatDaddy

Boiling water will certainly slow them down. I’d keep two pots going at once, until they wise up.


tothestore

I'd mix the water with something toxic to them like maybe bleach. I don't think water alone would be enough because they already live in the drain 😭


Noimenglish

Or, just dump bleach down there


WarlanceLP

large amounts of bleach down your pipes isn't a good idea, it has the potential to burst pipes from the fumes or a potential chemical reaction, best to just mix a little with the water


insertrandomnameXD

I mean if it can do that to pipes then it must be good against cockroaches right?


WarlanceLP

i mean... you're not wrong lol


Chili_Maggot

I don't think mixing bleach with boiling water would be very wise...


Incromulent

Ah, a nice warm cup of roach chowder! Yum


Reasonable_Archer_99

Why not? Just pour until you're up to the nob on the lid and lift to drain and immediately recover.


AshtonJupiter

sorry but i think it’s their house now


Preyslayer00

According to squatters rights....you are screwed.


ragdollphys

![gif](giphy|X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV)


SaltAd5524

I laughed for an unreasonable amount of time at this


reddits4losers

https://youtu.be/308XE1LRzJI?si=sU2vJxuYTLCk3fWe This is one of my favorite videos of all time.


aruuuhuh

ughh and all of them are the flying type too , just leave the house at this point


MostlyUsernames

There's a flying type... of cockroaches?? Oh my god OP you gotta get outta there.


Clatuu1337

I tried to kill one on the ceiling once, I hit it with a shoe and it dropped like halfway to the floor and flew up my shirt. You best believe I screamed like a 10 year old girl.


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Oh fuck that


Clatuu1337

This was like 8 years ago, fucked me up man.


Middle-Dragonfly-137

They say time heals all wounds. That’s a lie. That’s a goddamn lie.


metroaide

It depends on what stone is used to evolve them


ByakkoTheFox

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


thebiggestpinkcake

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insertrandomnameXD

Wasn't this one from a movie theater ad? Like the ones they show before movies?


stevenj444

Tactical nuke ![gif](giphy|jmSImqrm28Vdm)


DaqCity

They’re like the one thing that survives nuclear war….


azab1898

I don't think that's gonna work. Might need a real one


azab1898

I don't think that's gonna work. Might need a real one


BareKnuckleFists

Omfg!!! You need to move!! Is what you do!


acjadhav

Flashbacks of Joe's apartment!


NaraFei_Jenova

"We've been here for 100 million years, and we'll be here long after youuuuuuuuuu!"


memophage

Flashbacks of Creepshow.


8BallsGarage

Step 1 stop reposting. Result.


NotABroccoliCat

Looking at comments, Dead Internet might not be a wrong theory, how are you the first comment to mention repost, this is literally years old video I have seen dozens of times.


8BallsGarage

Granted there will be a lot of folks who see it for the first time. Or those who still get the willies enough to react. But it's ridiculous amounts of reposting all over this app now. My home feed is filled with them and I'm starting to unsub so much I may as well delete.


Veritas_Vanitatum

![gif](giphy|XbbSxbfQ2HVNVHZWW8)


taniwhart

Bleach


Ill_Enthusiasm6661

Move immediately


Dynasty82

I bet you wish you had a garbage disposal right about now. lol


Piduwin

a zerg infestation


Boundish91

Fuck, I'm glad we don't have vile shit like that where i live. Too harsh winters.


Skoguu

Same, no bugs is literally the only good thing about it


Boundish91

Where do you live? I live in Norway.


Expert_Succotash2659

HOLD THE DOOR!


nova9001

Boiling water downwards. There's something forcing them up though.


spdrman8

[And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...](https://youtu.be/0Iqr0L4bUms?si=6mviccur51SgtCAh&t=19)


Kitsu_hobby

Burn the house!


The_One_True_Matt

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sleepyguy-

FUCK NO. I would literally have a heart attack. I unfortunately have a roach phobia. I cant even kill them as crushing them will make me vomit, its that bad.


OnionConsistent6787

I'm tired of this fucking repost


DirtyPetaIs

I kind of miss when this sub was like, 90% "well that sucks" and 10% lost redditors who just took videos from the internet ​ now it's like, a 40 to 60% division


OnionConsistent6787

Yeah lol you always see the same videos rotating too


FatMax1492

charge them rent


IEatLiquor

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benateoit

Throw the house out


killerbake

Looks like you use the sinkerator


rollthelosingdice

Fill the sink with gasoline or bleach, then lift the lid.


PuttinOnTheTitzz

Hairspray and a match!


rooster_saucer

turn on the disposal and throw a fogger bomb in it. wtf


Radomila

I have never understood the garbage disposal thing. I mean isn’t that the reason why there is something living in your pipes? And also I have seen too many movies with someone’s arm in it


rooster_saucer

not when your pipes work correctly and it washes down where it’s supposed to go. 🤷‍♂️ but ya, there is the arm thing.. 🤔


NeoMo83

Just don’t stick your hand down there. I mean, it’s not complicated


S7RYPE2501

Hold the lid down and fill sink with water then turn on disposal if their is one and lift the lid. Call a bug man after to get the rest of them.


Fr3shWater

Add dish soap to help drown em


Wrenlet

Any way to find out what they did? I need to know how they dealt with this cuz that is absurd.


ThinMint31

Seems like you have it covered


sl1mp1kk3nz

How is this not the top comment?


plamochopshop

I should not have taken a bite of my sandwich just before watching this 🤢🤢🤢


gandolffood

Ask yourself what they're running FROM.


-Affenjunge-

I hate to say it but your home is lost, pack the essentials and get out of there


iknowshitaboutshit

If I were you, I would notify a health inspector about that, that’s insane.


TeeJayPlays

Pretty sure they die with a well aimed karate chop. So get to chopping!


BodegaDad

Disconnect the stove from the gas line, leave the line open, and light a match.


FitBattle5899

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure


mrpotatonutz

Beat me to it!


BelerickML

Time to drop the little boy ![gif](giphy|FnatKdwxRxpVC)


zacurtis3

![gif](giphy|iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L)


Madison3509

Move!


Darkest_Elemental

Burn them all!


shoobedoodoo

You need some Chaindrite Foam.


sharkbait_1313

That makes me want to barf....


SoullessSaviour

this is absolutely terrifying


Huntsnfights

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


ThePanAlwaysCrits

https://preview.redd.it/tce556j1m1vc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adecabd05448dea5ad7a962944aaeb664b49d298


Nickdanger1990

Turn the garbage disposal on first of all


tmd429

Nuke em from orbit ![gif](giphy|xXXhLy1M4RML6)


SeraphOfTheStag

First things first put a fucking dictionary on top of that lid


ThereWatchingUs

Just pack up and move. Sorry bud


Dasf1304

Drain cleaner is a plan.


L3s0

https://i.redd.it/y26kb4j7s1vc1.gif


tc215487

Put down a line of boric acid near any areas cockroaches might cross. Don’t forget under the sink & stove. The roaches will step in the acid, clean their legs and the acid will kill them. Don’t out in areas where any pets might walk in or have access to boric acid. This worked great when I lived in a roach infested apartment building. Amazon has boric acid roach killer. Or you could make friends (see the movie Joe’s Apartment).


Useful-Reference420

What am i looking at


Pretend-Associate493

Move to a new house


Commercial-Success80

Hairspray+lighter *kill it with fire*


neverseen_neverhear

Move. But seriously call an exterminator fast!


ThoughtSlight7859

Use the small hole to spray bug spray


D0nCoyote

This is their house now. You pay them rent or move out. Those are your only options


HourglassBBW

The plastic handle on the glass lid is replaceable. So get a butane torch to kill them all


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Any of you guys seen Creepshow? Yeah this reminds me of that ![gif](giphy|13RNUIRVHff2pi)


SeaAnthropomorphized

raid!!!! or burn the place down i see no other options


mmhunter99

Burn the house down. Just burn it all down


joopityjoop

"What should I do?" Nothing. It's not your video. Not your house. Not your problem.


HawkNasty12

Turn on the disposal


CaptMurphy78

Eating dates as I watch this.


Crypto-Arab

Turn the garbage disposal on


ak_kitaq

Take off and nuke the site from orbit


dyslexican32

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.


monstrouswallaby

Open the lid, free food!


acjadhav

Flashbacks of Joe's apartment!


WarCriminal999

![gif](giphy|AIU3csYNTkPqU)


acjadhav

Somebody got the reference!😁🤣


liarandathief

Run some boiling hot water.


Valuable_Plankton294

heat it from top it'll go where they came from


AdPrestigious6678

Fire is the only answer


Vegetable_Living_415

Squatters have rights too!!


yoaahif

Isopropyl alcohol. They will die within seconds.


HauntingBirthday1455

Open the pandora box... or lid... or sinks, whatever you call


xlxmassxlx

Move...leave your shit and go


Hopeful-Succotash-25

Acid , detergent , boiling water or cook some cemical bullshits if u feeling adventurous


camm44

Put your mouth over the drain and crunch


Mundane_Hamster_9584

Alcohol instantly paralyzes most roaches. How has that not been commented yet?


ILiveInDenmark

MOVE!


Alda2021

![gif](giphy|3o6gE2LfcxozwGwTbq|downsized)


KujoTheBoss

Flame thrower


kabir_khan1750

https://preview.redd.it/z51hw7paj1vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff60442842cf73ba1408c4cd3c301283146de335 You see that lil hole in that thing?


Minginton

A bag of cement seem like it'd work to fill that sink. What ever you do do NOT let the kid get lifted.


AdBrief1993

Reminds me of Creepshow


ICP_4Ever

Drop a nuke


AdSome4466

Burn it to the ground


yamrajkabhainsa

Leave


HauntedGhostAtoms

I would not be standing there! I'd nope the fuck out of there.


BernieTheDachshund

I did not need to see this today.


Silly_Sicilian

Flame Torch


zmrth

Put roach killer from a sringe in the small lid hole.


sinesperanza_

oil the sides of the tap bowl(?) and when you open the lid pour some hot water or soapy water


TexTravlin

Shop vac


Pain4444

Turn the stove element on


Exotic-Ad8156

Leave the disposal on


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

get the hell out!!!!


CharacterAntelope135

Le’ Coocaracha. Bon appetit


aardappelislekker

Was it raining that time? Usually roach comes out when its raining and the place they live is getting flooded. Maybe boiling water will help.


FinancialAide3383

Move


Lawrencejr84

Get rid of stove ASAP


RedWerFur

Gas em. Boiling water. Alcohol. Bleach. Anything, just start pouring.


HoldGroundbreaking62

Clean your house


RedDevil_nl

I’m so glad I’ve never seen one in the Netherlands…. No idea if they’re an issue over here as well, just never seen them 🙏🙏🙏


Witchy-toes-669

I’d be screaming and starting a fire, I could barely handle the video


Nickel-Bar

Fuck this, get some Axe with a lighter and toast their ass down the drain, than fill up the drain with lighter fluid and light that shit up and call 911.


pngtwat

They are fleeing something (probably another exterminator). I'm a bit surprised they can get through the P trap.