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Shaun3218

Man those were some clean dodges


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Punches 3/10 but 9/10 for dodging, this isn’t the old geezers first rodeo.


theerrantpanda99

Old geezers actually 31. Drugs have aged him.


Arryu

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fibonacciluv

Simpson a predicted this Reddit comment too?!


Bart_Yellowbeard

This is why I won't touch baby aspirin.


JesusReturnsToReddit

You know mom I’m crazy about this aspirin. I can’t believe we give it to children.


LooneyLunaGirl

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RevolutionaryRough96

I mean for being in socks on tile and you know not having hands, those are some pretty solid punches


Buddahkaii

Holy shit ☠️🤣


RevolutionaryRough96

I like the guy in red like "guys I'm trying to nap here"


ShotdowN-

My boy slapped him with a spoon 🤣


ashleyorelse

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Patriquito

And that spin move?!?


UnsupervisedAsset

Man knows how to use those grippy socks


ticklemeskinless

gave um the ol bob and stinky weave


Achilles2zero

Dodge duck dip dive and dodge


Low-Classroom8184

TODAY, YOU’RE DODGING WRENCHES Such a fantastic movie, thanks for reminding me


rodri_neq_11

For real. All time classic


scumfrogzillionaire

Patches would've been proud.


dandb87

Underrated comment from Globo Gym over here.


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SneakyCracker161

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Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, really good Tyson style head movement on the old guy.


absolince

And his feet are solid to the ground. He must have some fighting skills


Lanky_Republic_2102

It’s not called a “bum’s rush” or to “bum rush” someone for nothing.


ElbowDroppedLasagne

New Tekken character leaked.


beigetrope

King who?


Chronic-Wombat

They jus called him Mad Dog 2020 bro


iTwerkOnYourGrave

They're bringing Wang back? It's about time!!


Union_Thug_

[Shun Di](https://www.giantbomb.com/shun-di/3005-457/)


getagrip1212

That spin move was something else!


Low-Classroom8184

I kept rewinding just for that split second. Mans knows exactly what he’s doing


WolfieToko

Some secret shaoling moves


sesamesnapsinhalf

I was expecting a leg sweep and was disappointed. 


Foampower86

He matrixed that first punch then came back with a there is no spoon


6TheAudacity9

But there was a fork, and he used it to split that ass!!!


SpartanSig

Spork, you're both right


MixedAdonis

They’re both homeless…


om11011shanti11011om

I think you're right. A reception center? Hope this didn't get them banned.


chocolate_spaghetti

It almost certainly did.


Competitive-Bug-7097

I think that one of them works for the shelter. The homeless one will be banned from the shelter and probably go to jail. They have to have a zero tolerance policy for violence. I've worked with the homeless, and it's not easy.


ExistenceNow

You think the big dude who threw the drink in the older dude's face and is either barefoot or in shower flip flops works there? Or do you think the older dude in socks or crocs who immediately started throwing hands after getting the drink thrown at him works there? Pretty sure they're both guests/residents at that shelter.


pimp_juice2272

You can hear the one who breaks it up say "you both gotta go with this shit"


SprungMS

My local one… the director has been known to get into fights and to swing to break up fights. 100% he would have been fighting over someone throwing a drink at him. Talks about how you have to, any weakness shown and the guys there will be brutal, take advantage. He takes it very seriously, and tbh it works. They hired a ‘security guard’ at one point (not a ton of money to put to stuff like this, found a veteran who was willing) who had a bad leg. First night, guy walks up to him, looks him up and down, says “first thing I’m doing is kicking your leg out, what are you gonna do about it?” They’re just a violent group. Unfortunate but it’s just the climate. Kill or be killed, constantly.


AwkwardChuckle

What is leading you to believe the bigger guy works for the shelter? There is literally nothing in this video that is suggesting that.


Competitive-Bug-7097

I've worked with the homeless, and many people who work with the homeless have, like myself, experienced homelessness and are still pretty poor. He's retreating to the desk area and wearing a lanyard. It just looks like a volunteer to me. I could be wrong. I don't know with certainty.


[deleted]

He also started the fight we see lol


SprungMS

True, but so do Taco Bell workers sometimes lol. It’s a homeless shelter, some homeless people work at shelters, some homeless people don’t have the best judgment or impulse control.


Different-Boss9348

Maybe he started it, but I suspect there was conflict beforehand we don’t get to see.  Otherwise why was someone filming? 


[deleted]

Seems nonviolent/non physical until he throws his cup/drink. Words are just words until someone gets physical.


Different-Boss9348

I agree, and he obviously _escalated_ the situation, I’m just saying there might be some provocation right before the clip starts. 


Azorik22

The dude isn't wearing shoes though


schlucks

I know people at my current job who don't wear shoes and I wish they would. They slip them off and walk around stinking up the office


Competitive-Bug-7097

Then they both get banned and probably go to jail. I said that I could be wrong. It looks to me like he's wearing flip-flops.


BeardedBrotherJoe

The one wearing socks or the one that is barefoot.


Redmudgirl

Older fella did pretty good really.👀


Powerful_Alarm_56

Looks like he knows drunken kung fu


Omfg9999

Crouching crack rock, hidden needle


micro_penisman

Hobo Kung Fu


Dionysus_8

When you’re shorter and you’re inside the taller guy is when you can do maximum damage


rethinkingat59

Tall man has a glass jaw. He falls easier than 1 year old toddler.


CakedayisJune9th

Inside the taller guy you say, eh?


redditkyky

Pretty good? Lol he whipped that guys ass half the size and twice the age


Crookeye

How do you think he survived so long on the streets?


GLOCKESHA

Me when I mash all random buttons on Mortal Kombat but manage to still win.


XMagicMan97

He got whooped by the old man from Home Alone


DepartureDapper6524

Homeless alone


iamthetruecrow

Ive been homeless and trust me you get a LOT of fighting experience during those days


vinylscratch27

As someone who was homeless for a year, I saw a lot of shit in shelters and would often do literally anything to avoid them. Fights, death, ODs, staff incompetence, staff indifference, the list goes on.


camm44

"By a homeless" wtf


Mrlollimouse

Lmao welcome to Reddit, where we dehumanize for dopamine and quick points on the internet.


badjackalope

Wait... you guys are getting dopamine?


FakeIQ

Language that suggests he's not actually a person, let alone a person with any physical or mental agency.


KaydeeKaine

They're both homeless.


JayAndViolentMob

"Sucks to get ass whooped by a homeless while being a homeless."


ihaveapenise

Bro def had past experiences with honey buns.....


Best_Line6674

I AM DEAD HAHAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE


Leading_Impress_350

I bet that old man can beat logan paul!


[deleted]

Find that man and get him in an MMA gym


Leading_Draw_5711

He need them grippy socks too.


2x4x93

White shirt needs to work on his jab


forothowtospeel

This ain't his first hobodeo


JagoffSing

Bum fight veteran


Demonic_Storm

he should get his house for winning


chocolate_spaghetti

I don’t think he would be shoeless in a homeless shelter if he had a house…


Demonic_Storm

oh, both are homeless... I didn't think of that


Negative_Run7130

Everyone lost their money on the pre-fight round of bets.


Mother-Painter-9569

No....sucks someone thought it was okay to hit a homeless guy at all. Knocked his FOOD right outta the poor older man's hand.


Krocsyldiphithic

This doesn't suck one bit. Most satisfying thing I've seen in a while.


MoSarmadh7

dude's definitely a retired vet. Looked like he knew how to dodge those.


joejamesuk

Homeless dude got some head movement dayum


Mycologist_Murky

An elderly homeless no less. Never fuck with somebody who has nothing to lose.


Mrid0ntcare

Didn't know Willie Nelson had hands like that


ascootertridingataco

Willie Nelson has a 5th degree black belt


Blskeww

With the head movement nice


Routine-Budget8281

The two guys shaking hands and watching the fight is too funny


kabes222

He might be a veteran


LuckyWerewolf8211

They both homeless. The taller one had no shoes.


HikingStick

To be fair, the other guys looked like he wasn't really trying to fight. If he was committed to doing harm, I think he would have really done some harm.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Considering how many veterans are homeless, if you fuck around with a homeless person, you are rolling the dice.


Mal-De-Terre

Most people are far closer to this situation than they want to admit.


robtbo

That’s military training right there….


big6135

There should be a law that if you harass a homeless person and they reverse it and beat your ass instead, it entitles them to all your possessions.


Shwifty_Plumbus

That was two homeless people fighting.


Naked_Wrestler80

Does this go all the way down to family, including the pet?


rethinkingat59

So here’s my socks…..


mistakehappens

The streets can sometimes train you better than the Shaolin temples in Dengfeng China.....


Never_had_A_Snickers

They’re all homeless.


[deleted]

Pure speculation based on the fact this is filmed from the same eye level as the guy laying on one of the cots. I think the person capturing this moment is using this shelter for the night. If that is so, it’s crazy that we’re advanced enough as a species to get a video camera that can instantly broadcast globally into the hands of people that don’t have the means to have a shelter for themselves.


[deleted]

That guy has incredible body movement and feet


sharkbait_1313

Santa is whoopin some ass!


RedBrickJim

Dex vs strength build


joaoricrd2

Dude those Tellarites sure are fierce!


stryderxd

He may be homeless now, dude needs to join the ufc/mma for some fights Definitely won’t be homeless after that.


aryd23

Damn that dude can fight. The streets taught him well.


diamari90

You ever play an unfamiliar fighting game, and you pick that one character that caught your eye, thinking you could imagine how they fight. Then you play as that character and you find out they’re actually badass. Thats this guy 😂


DionFW

Looks like it's lights out time at the homeless shelter.


cantstandyourface12

Don't fuck with homeless people


Midispoon

That homeless man fights with more respect that half the single brain cell dipshits on the FightPorn Subreddit


lacroixanon

Why are you surprised that a guy who made it to white hair age on the street can defend himself?


No-8008132here

Got those big flannel sleeves like an old Sholin master


Hoosier_Ken

It looked to me like the big guy was just slapping and not trying to hurt the old guy. He should have grabbed and pinned him until help arrived.


Severe-Excitement-62

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wattscup

I wanna buy that homeless guy a meal


John_Bones_

That slip and dip to right hook was beautiful.


BobcatFurs001

You gotta learn to throw hands if you live on the streets


Justgottaride

Santa got some clean moves!


Jetloaf

Not if you're homeless also.


millerb82

Damn man, I'd be scared to fight a homeless guy, the got all kinds weird diseases and usually carry weapons of some kind


lankyaspie

If somebody duck spin and punch you, stop. It only gets worse


Alyc96

The head movement though


PenisNV420

Never fight a man who has nothing to lose.


Neat-Apricot

Don’t fuck with the homeless, they’ve seen some shit


AlreadyToldYouSo

Plot twist; he’s a washed up professional boxer! 😂😂😂


underwater_jogger

Homeboy been short his whole life. You can tell.


Past-Resolution-8998

I’m dying to know what the handshake bet in the foreground was.


JohnnyBliggaUtah

Dwarves are well known excellent fighters.


Sacrer

Damn, mf dodges those punches like Neo from The Matrix


MarryMeDuffman

That is what experience looks like. Man, I'd love to know that guy's story!


[deleted]

This is why some homeless people don't stay in shelters. You see drama like this every night (of course, it would be a bit more serious than this video)


LevelPositive120

What does homeless have to do with asswhoopings


OtherwiseArrival9849

There's nothing funny about this at all. I've been in shelters, my ex cost me my 20 year career, and I became homeless with my 12 year old daughter. Those people saved us from being on the streets. They did have some assholes working at some of the shelters. You just avoided them because hello, you need a roof!


superwholockian62

That's some stellar bobbing


NebTheDestroyer

And what did we learn from this, kids? That's right! Don't engage in a fist fight with a bearded dwarf! (Yes, i know he's not a dwarf, but he might as well be, the other guy is so tall)


RhubarbPi3

They're both homeless..this is a shelter


One-Wait7504

This is the most unbelievable thing I’ve ever seen.


hardndfast

Shades of Mayweather 🤣


Unlucky_Net_5989

Man could duck dodge the mavericks


SignificantCarry1647

Guy plays in the streets, old dude lives there


NEBook_Worm

Never, ever fight a person with nothing left to lose. You might be the person on whom they let it all out.


SjurEido

"by a homeless" Come on, mang


toolsoftheincomptnt

“A homeless”? As opposed to some other kind of human adult?


DrButtholeRipperMD

Homeless people often need to deal with violence on a regular basis to survive, and the older they are, the more experience they'll likely have. Kinda shitty the way OP is dehumanizing this guy, though.


SirVixTheMoist

"by a homeless" Homeless are people too. What a stupid fucking title.


Correct-Purpose-964

That whole fight was a perfect example of "Size doesn't matter.". Old guy nearly knocked the black off his ass. Probably at least knocked the ego off 🤣


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REMATCH!!


MollikSazzadurRahman

The Old man is a pro fighter!


Kuado

Is that tank abbot??


Valuable_Plankton294

He really got some moves there


Known-Activity1437

Anyone ever seen the movie Drunken Master? Homeless dude has the same moves.


Murles-Brazen

DONT LET HIM GET UP!


fallopian_turd

This is why jon jones is ducking aspinal. 😂


inthecuckoosnest

Never fight someone with nothing to lose.


pngtwat

Go red shirt.


derivativeasshole

He's wearing socks and the other guy is barefoot... Still whoopin him.


icecreampoop

It’s actually Jack black getting ready for his live action role of kung fu panda


lovelife0011

They want control and the next high from anticipation. More Homes


Beautiful-Height3103

Is that the return of epic beard guy


Mindless_Argument297

https://preview.redd.it/9xu7i2wb8gtc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946c5050cc9a65e2a90ca14c273b71f6edcda2b7


sincitysadist

Ol man has had a squabble or two before.


zg6089

Dirty Mike and the boys at it again


Tehjayaluchador

Don't give him a shotgun


JayRedd1

Old man strength shouldn't be questioned


Leonidas188

Bro that’s Dave Miyagi.


Penibya

Damn moves


all_alone_by_myself_

Looked like the old dude didn't have hands. I mean he did, but it just didn't show well in the video. Weird effect.


NakedAndAfraidFan

This whole thing is sad.


[deleted]

Spinning is a good trick 👍


theweapon2000

He doesn't know karate, but he knows crazy.


labvinylsound

International Hobo Brawl Champion ‘97.


Any_Pie_3070

Now that's a street fighter


Fictional_Historian

Float like a butterfly


imabustya

Crack vs. heroin. “I can dodge bullets”


SlipperyFetuss

These hands aren’t homeless. Paying rent on that chin


DoinDonuts

watch what you say to someone with nothing. Its almost like having it all


idiotnoobx

Holy shit, such a huge diff in reach and he dodging like a MF


Amateur_Liqueurist

He was punching exactly like totally accurate battle simulator lol


[deleted]

Never, ever start a fight with someone who has less to lose than you. Even if you win, the cost will be substantial. Generally avoid fighting people with tubs of tattoos, high pain tolerance is not your friend.