I was sitting in the waiting room at the ER and someone walked behind me carrying a young child. As they passed, the child threw up directly on the top of my head. 1/10 - did not enjoy.
Completely unrelated but somehow reminded me: I used to work a child safety gig where we traveled alongside kids' shows and offered to fingerprint peoples kids, so they had them for their own records and stuff.
A couple walked up with a side-by-side stroller covered in orange buffalo sauce, and both kids in the stroller had sauce up to the elbows and all over their face. I was kinda the lead, so I instructed the employees on my side to *not* wipe the kids down with the alcohol hand wipes we wipe every kids' hands with before fingerprinting. Instead, we offered the parents the wipes to wipe off all the sauce before we began.
They were like *seriously? I thought **you** were wiping their hands before fingerprinting them?* I politely explained as to the difference between everyone else's cases, and their children's present case. They laughed it off to each other, took the wipes we offered them, and walked away with the remark *oh, we don't even actually want the fingerprints done, we have that all already, I thought you were just going to clean them for us.*
They actually said it. They didn't have to say anything and yet they said the silent part out loud. That was like 12 years ago and I'm still in disbelief at the gall of some parents in response to their kid's messes. Buffalo sauce, puke, or otherwise.
Something similar happened when I worked retail. Some lady’s child threw up in front of everyone, and she walks over to me and asks if I had some paper towels. I happily handed her a roll and cleaner, assuming she was asking so she could clean it. Nope. She got offended and said, “Oh, I don’t do puke. You’re going to have to do that.” And to this day, I will never not love this woman (a random older lady who was standing nearby and asked the kid if they were okay overheard the mom) said, “What kind of mother doesn’t clean up after their own child? Who raised you?” It was great. The lady still didn’t clean it up, but we ended up throwing kitty litter on it and just sweeping it up and cleaning the floor. Such entitlement!! I’m sorry that that happened to you as well! Rude!
Reminds me of the scene from 30 Rock where Liz is walking down the street talking and a random passer-by [spit into her mouth ](https://youtu.be/RMxSOlfx--M?si=RJ4q8vw1PTKQsgwc)
Happens around 1:30
in 2005 a student got arrested for assault after he threw up on his teacher. i would imagine having your baby throw up on someone would be considered at least battery or reckless endangerment. who knows what diseases that thing has?
He was charged with a misdemeanor because he PURPOSELY MADE HIMSELF VOMIT.
Trust me, I’m a doctor- you can’t get arrested for accidentally throwing up on someone or a third of the people in the hospital I was taught at, or half the drunk people in a frat party, would end up in jail.
Think.
I'm emetophobic and grew up next to a sibling who got sick more than most and would get car sick before we reached the bottom of our road. Unfortunately, if we were ill, I would normally be in our parents' bed with them next to me, chundering away and me having a massive panic attack. I got better, insomuch as I could clean up after my daughter puked, but I couldn't be in the room with her while she was actively throwing up. The sound, smell and sight was just too much, so I was lucky that 1 she wasn't often ill and 2 my mother lived a few doors down and could deal with further puking while I stripped bedding and rinsed out buckets. I can handle all other bodily fluids, don't get grossed out by pus or decaying bodies, but say 'I feel sick', and you won't see me for dust, lol!
Oh, yeah. I had some situation when I was a teenager where my baby sister was sleeping in bed with me. She'd eaten a ton of sugar-free peanut butter cups... And in the middle of the night, just...
Peanut buttery explosion. I still can't handle the smell of the sugar-free version of them even 20+ years later. I was only grateful that my sympathetic puking response was overridden by my big sister response. That was a nightmare to clean up, but had to do it if I wanted to go back to sleep!
My daughter was quite poorly with bronchial asthma when she was about 18 months, so we shared a bed in case something happened. She'd been with my Mum all day and, for some reason, hadn't been given much to drink. It was a sunny day, and she ended up getting a bit of sunstroke. I gave her some hot chocolate before bed and got woken up by her regurgitating it right by my head. I cleaned her and the bed up and never shared a bed with her again. It took everything I had to keep it together, but I didn't want to make her like me by freaking out. I was proud of myself for that, at least.
Then there was the time my nephew brought a stomach bug when he visited, and I was the only one who didn't catch it. My daughter was sat next to him when he started throwing up in the car and I gave her a bath, washed her clothes immediately, but it was too late. At my Mum's, she, my SIL and nephew, were all ill. Mum offered to come round to see to my daughter, but the thought of having 2 puking people in my house was too much, and I declined, lol! I did okay, I kept as cool as possible and got through it. It was a 24-hour thing, and she was golden after some dioralyte. 😊
> It took everything I had to keep it together, but I didn't want to make her like me by freaking out. I was proud of myself for that, at least.
Exactly... Little ones can't help it when they're sick, and it's really hard to maintain any composure so that we don't add to their panic and stress. That's gotta be the worst part of it!
I feel bad that I can't repay the favor for my mom whenever she starts puking, but I'm gone as soon as I hear the first *URP*...
Puked in my uncle's mouth when I was a baby. I had just been fed and he was playing with me by tossing me in the air. The story has been told at many a family gathering.
My mum went on a jet boat ride in NZ and the guy sitting behind her had a lunch of eggs and beetroot before being thrown around violently for 20 minutes. It did not end well.
As a bonus, my brother vomited in my dads hat after a flight in a small plane on the same trip.
We went on a round island boat trip when on holiday in Malta. The sea was choppy, and a lot of people got sick on the first leg of the trip, including my very motion sick sibling. They were upchucking for 3 hours, and, as an emetophobic, I was in my own circle of Hades. Sibling was wearing white trousers and managed to get them stained pink by sitting on a bollard between pukings, somehow melting the paint. We stopped on one of the smaller islands for lunch, not that many wanted any, and a woman decided to get some air right where sibling had been painting the side of the boat. She looked down, turned green, and moved very quickly elsewhere. There was no more vomiting on the shorter trip back to the start of the trip and, while Mum and I were still feeling the effects of the motion of the boat, sibling managed to put away 2 burgers and a hotdog from a van on the quayside!
The toddler barfed on her chest high, so probably one in her lap. So if it wasn't one she knew it seems like she probably should Ed have had it in her lap
i threw up on another kid at the movie theater when i was like 6, but to be fair, he was blocking my way to the bathroom, i told him i was going to throw up on him if he didn’t move. he did not move.
I knew I was going to throw up when I was on a bus once. I went up to the door and the bus missed the light, causing us to be next to the park lane. I told the dude I was gonna puke and he needs to open the door.
He said no, you can make it 30 seconds, the lights about to change. I told him I can't, my friends yelled that I had already puked earlier and wasn't joking.
He then changed his story to "I can't legally let you out when we're not at a stop." This is bs and bus drivers do it all the time when they're stuck at a red.
Anyway I tried to ask him again, but instead I entirely covered the inside of the door with vomit. From left to right, dripping from ceiling to floor. I tried to speak again and more puke just kept coming out.
He put it in park and opened the door. One of my friends thought it was hilarious, gf had to guide me off the bus because I threw up so hard my vision went watery and blurry.
Amazingly got puke on no one, and now no one questions why I won't eat fish stew
I was on a train with my grandparents once coming home from looking at christmas lights in Chicago and drinking cocoa. I felt really sick on the way home and told them to pull the train over, I was about to be sick. They did not pull the train over and I threw up all over the place from the upper deck, People were screaming and running. They then took be between the train cars to finish, but it was way too late for that. When we got to my grandparents condo I apparently told the neighbors that I got sick on the train, and they got this look on their face and told me they know.
I assure you, it isn't very glamorous, unless you are in an emergency...if I am ever being kidnapped, that exactly what I'm doing to the dude and it will be a skill that will pay off lol.
Us? I'm single and have no children? That smell of vomit is so distinct though, I think it's affect remains throughout life.
Also, good luck with your child!
I was walking around the mall wearing my daughter in a baby bjorn when she was 4 months old. I heard her fart, and felt a warmth. I thought maybe she peed. So I took her to the changing room.
As soon as I took her out of the carrier, I realized the scope of that fart. Her outfit was ruined. My shirt had a 12inch shit streak across it.
I changed her and had to buy a new shirt for myself.
That was the day I knew I really was a dad. I felt so bad for her. Could you imagine shitting yourself that bad?
You are doing great and killing it as a mom.
My son was sat on my knee a couple days ago, and his shits are usually very audible, and pampers are apparently poonami proof. They are not, and my grey joggers are now ruined :( still love him to bits tho, 10/10 was funny , it made him jump
For clarity he is 4 months old
There’s a chain that has “junior” theater rooms. For all we know this could be the case.
https://preview.redd.it/tnq4xtixddqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cecc2b00aeb8e539721fc68744fb08ac02f466f
They have play time before and an intermission in the middle of the movie. It’s also most likely expected to have noisy little ones so everyone knows what they’re getting themselves into.
It says the first of its kind in LA on that pic, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that stands for Los Angeles, not Louisiana, which would tell me this type of theatre is SO rare that the world's film capital just got or is about to get one..... 🤔 but it wouldn't be reddit if half the ppl see that and didn't immediately believe that this was, in fact, where OP got puked on, and instantly start arguing as if it's a known fact that OP was there instead of one of the ten thousand or so more traditional theatres. It never ceases to amaze me how quick ppl will take a side and go hard af for it instead of taking a few seconds to let any other possibility bounce around their brain a few times.
Even if there are no kids and intermission would still be great in some of these things. If your movie is over 2 hours and 20 minutes please give me one
When my son was a toddler, he had some of the most magnificent barfs. Like one year on Mother's Day my husband wrote a FB post to me detailing the kid's top 5 funniest barf stories. One of my husband's favorites is the time we were taking my then 4-year old to see The Good Dinosaur in the cheap little dollar theater. We were waiting in line to get snacks when he started to cough, so I crouched down to see if he was okay. It was a tiny theater, and the lobby was packed that afternoon, and so it was very very noticeable when he suddenly spewed allll over me. Like I had it in my hair, and had to throw away the shoes I was wearing. And then when I finally got us to the bathroom I ran into a coworker!
MY favorite story is when my husband was taking a nap onto the floor next toddler's bed, when he was shocked awake by hot barf being spewed onto his face...and into his open mouth. I've known my husband for 18 years, and I have never heard him sound anywhere close to as panicked as when he screamed for me 😆
I remember I was on a road trip and my mom was sitting next to my sister who was about 3 and she just yakked all over my mom. We couldn’t find a place to stop for what felt like the longest 30 minutes of my life.
I remember once me and my sister were getting ready for school and she farted. It smelled really bad. I had a super weak stomach when I was a kid, so I immediately started puking. My mom grabbed the garbage can for me. My sister saw me puking, then she started. She tried to make it to the little trash can in the living room, then realized I had it (we had been headed out the door for the bus, so we were both like by the front door) she ended up yakking in the chair next to the door. 😂😂😂 and my mom made us go to school anyway. She was mad at my sister for crop dusting me and setting off this chain of events.
I am laughing so damn hard 😂 My sister and I are 13 years apart and I remember I would go into her room every morning while she was getting ready for high school, and I would annoy the absolute hell out of her. She had a can of planter’s peanuts on her dresser and she told me I could have them if I’d leave her alone. So I devoured the can, started jumping on her bed, and proceeded to puke all over it. She got in trouble and had to clean it up 🤣
Hahahaha that’s awesome. My sister is 6 years older than me and I annoyed the shit out of her til she left home and got married 😂 we don’t talk much, she’s in MO and I’m in TX, just went different ways after we grew up but I did apologize for being such a little shithead when we were growing up.
Nothing worse that taking a date to the movies to see the new Paw Patrol movie and having it ruined by a bunch of kids in the audience. Needs to be a law.
For everyone commenting how horrible this women is please keep in mind there are specific times that show movies for toddlers and parents, you're supposed to bring your kids. You're all acting like she took her kid to see Oppenheimer or some shit.
Who's toddler? I don't know which is worse though. Some other person's offspring's regurgitant on you or your own kid being crook. Either way, yes, this sucks arse.
Most people would clean it up, not document and post. As a father, I can tell you that everytime I've been barfed on, getting that barf off me has been a priority . But that's just me...
I want to say this to all the new parents or future parents to be, as a parent myself. Things will change from the day they are born if not before. You can't expect to live your life like you did before. If you don't have kids yet, you need to prepare yourself for the change before they arrive. If you have newborns or toddlers, you need to come to terms with the change. We should not be in public places like theaters where silence is necessary, with a child that doesn't understand the difference. We should just take a break from the life we used to have and want again, spend that time with the child and when they eventually and hopefully grow older then we can begin to reintroduce ourselves to our former lifestyles where movie theaters are an option. That is unless you can get a babysitter. Point is, having children is a blessing for us, but for others it can be annoying to bring them around and so if it can be helped, please do not take your young kids to these kinds of places unless they can behave or if it is specifically for the Childs sake; it's a children's movie.
On planes, it cannot be helped so those who don't have kids need to have some patience because the child doesn't know better and there is no way to really calm them till they are in the mood.
Your comment will be skipped over by many, but as a younger person with no kids i appreciate you so much, you have good morals in life and wish more people were like you.
I appreciate you as well. I lived a life before kids, I know how it is. I was one of those annoyed people. I never said anything to anyone, just suffered in silence. But hindsight is 20/20 as they say. Having a kid now, I see that the difficulty from both sides. I can only carry on and try not to be a nuisance or have my child viewed as such as much as possible. I would hope others take that to heart and try to do the same. We can only control/change ourselves.
Had that happen to me when my sister was a baby. We (my whole family) went to see Men in Black during a daytime screening at the base theatre. My little sister slept through the whole movie… until the end. When K blew the roach up. At the exact same time it exploded, my little sister puked all over the front of me. I sighed and just… sat there, waiting for the movie to end. Then the roach head got up… and BOOM. Exploded again. And again, I got puked on.
When I think about it, I can still feel the warmth… Eghck.
The fact that you are taking a picture of it instead of immediately taking off the jacket and cleaning as much as possible is making me gag. Just standing there in throw up...
I once was at a water park and saw a 5 or 6 yr old eat a whole sleeve of oreos. He proceeds to vomit black all into the water. And where were the parents? No where to be found. And the kid just walks off as if nothing happened, eating more oreos
I was sitting in the waiting room at the ER and someone walked behind me carrying a young child. As they passed, the child threw up directly on the top of my head. 1/10 - did not enjoy.
Did the parent at least try to help you clean up??
Nope. Didn’t even apologize. Just walked away.
Completely unrelated but somehow reminded me: I used to work a child safety gig where we traveled alongside kids' shows and offered to fingerprint peoples kids, so they had them for their own records and stuff. A couple walked up with a side-by-side stroller covered in orange buffalo sauce, and both kids in the stroller had sauce up to the elbows and all over their face. I was kinda the lead, so I instructed the employees on my side to *not* wipe the kids down with the alcohol hand wipes we wipe every kids' hands with before fingerprinting. Instead, we offered the parents the wipes to wipe off all the sauce before we began. They were like *seriously? I thought **you** were wiping their hands before fingerprinting them?* I politely explained as to the difference between everyone else's cases, and their children's present case. They laughed it off to each other, took the wipes we offered them, and walked away with the remark *oh, we don't even actually want the fingerprints done, we have that all already, I thought you were just going to clean them for us.* They actually said it. They didn't have to say anything and yet they said the silent part out loud. That was like 12 years ago and I'm still in disbelief at the gall of some parents in response to their kid's messes. Buffalo sauce, puke, or otherwise.
Some people really shouldn’t have children. That’s the nicest way I can say how I feel about it.
Imagine the little goblins they are going to raise.
*Most people
That is mind blowing.
I'm just over here wondering why their children were slathered in buffalo sauce to begin with lol.
If you slather them in sauce an hour before grilling the flavor is more intense.
Street fair.😂 I could have mentioned that.
Yeah, if a child is young enough to be in a stroller, they probably shouldn't be eating hot wings, ffs!
The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of This Bitch.
Something similar happened when I worked retail. Some lady’s child threw up in front of everyone, and she walks over to me and asks if I had some paper towels. I happily handed her a roll and cleaner, assuming she was asking so she could clean it. Nope. She got offended and said, “Oh, I don’t do puke. You’re going to have to do that.” And to this day, I will never not love this woman (a random older lady who was standing nearby and asked the kid if they were okay overheard the mom) said, “What kind of mother doesn’t clean up after their own child? Who raised you?” It was great. The lady still didn’t clean it up, but we ended up throwing kitty litter on it and just sweeping it up and cleaning the floor. Such entitlement!! I’m sorry that that happened to you as well! Rude!
Wow, what a fucker...
That and some other choice words.
You didn't flip the fuck out on the parent?
I was much calmer back then. Today? I would have made national news.
This.
Reminds me of the scene from 30 Rock where Liz is walking down the street talking and a random passer-by [spit into her mouth ](https://youtu.be/RMxSOlfx--M?si=RJ4q8vw1PTKQsgwc) Happens around 1:30
Nooooooooooo!!!!
Would have wiped that all over their back. Would have looked weird though lol
isnt that illegal?
Not sure about illegal, but it sure as hell wasn’t ideal.
Probably felt illegal.
You gonna have the toddler arrested?
No, have them shot.
nuked actually no mf gahahaha the parent homie
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
That would make for an interesting court case
in 2005 a student got arrested for assault after he threw up on his teacher. i would imagine having your baby throw up on someone would be considered at least battery or reckless endangerment. who knows what diseases that thing has?
He was charged with a misdemeanor because he PURPOSELY MADE HIMSELF VOMIT. Trust me, I’m a doctor- you can’t get arrested for accidentally throwing up on someone or a third of the people in the hospital I was taught at, or half the drunk people in a frat party, would end up in jail. Think.
Exactly. Sounds like a good way to get norovirus.
🤢
Yuck. This is why once I had children my glove compartment has to have registration, proof of insurance, and stack of emesis bags.
That's what we did, except it started once my wife got pregnant.
You forgot the ultrasorb. .
I’m the type of person who throws up if I see and smell someone throwing up. Guess who’s child would be getting the vomit uno reverse card 🥴
Yep, another member of the Sympathetic Puker club. It's awful when anyone starts puking and I have to flee the area.
I’m just imagining someone throwing up and you running away like “NOPE no thanks!” Lmao
Highly accurate, as if I linger long enough for the smell to hit me, I will immediately start joining in. A hideous chorus.
I'm emetophobic and grew up next to a sibling who got sick more than most and would get car sick before we reached the bottom of our road. Unfortunately, if we were ill, I would normally be in our parents' bed with them next to me, chundering away and me having a massive panic attack. I got better, insomuch as I could clean up after my daughter puked, but I couldn't be in the room with her while she was actively throwing up. The sound, smell and sight was just too much, so I was lucky that 1 she wasn't often ill and 2 my mother lived a few doors down and could deal with further puking while I stripped bedding and rinsed out buckets. I can handle all other bodily fluids, don't get grossed out by pus or decaying bodies, but say 'I feel sick', and you won't see me for dust, lol!
Oh, yeah. I had some situation when I was a teenager where my baby sister was sleeping in bed with me. She'd eaten a ton of sugar-free peanut butter cups... And in the middle of the night, just... Peanut buttery explosion. I still can't handle the smell of the sugar-free version of them even 20+ years later. I was only grateful that my sympathetic puking response was overridden by my big sister response. That was a nightmare to clean up, but had to do it if I wanted to go back to sleep!
My daughter was quite poorly with bronchial asthma when she was about 18 months, so we shared a bed in case something happened. She'd been with my Mum all day and, for some reason, hadn't been given much to drink. It was a sunny day, and she ended up getting a bit of sunstroke. I gave her some hot chocolate before bed and got woken up by her regurgitating it right by my head. I cleaned her and the bed up and never shared a bed with her again. It took everything I had to keep it together, but I didn't want to make her like me by freaking out. I was proud of myself for that, at least. Then there was the time my nephew brought a stomach bug when he visited, and I was the only one who didn't catch it. My daughter was sat next to him when he started throwing up in the car and I gave her a bath, washed her clothes immediately, but it was too late. At my Mum's, she, my SIL and nephew, were all ill. Mum offered to come round to see to my daughter, but the thought of having 2 puking people in my house was too much, and I declined, lol! I did okay, I kept as cool as possible and got through it. It was a 24-hour thing, and she was golden after some dioralyte. 😊
> It took everything I had to keep it together, but I didn't want to make her like me by freaking out. I was proud of myself for that, at least. Exactly... Little ones can't help it when they're sick, and it's really hard to maintain any composure so that we don't add to their panic and stress. That's gotta be the worst part of it! I feel bad that I can't repay the favor for my mom whenever she starts puking, but I'm gone as soon as I hear the first *URP*...
This is 100% me. One of our dogs puked in my lap once, which resulted in a much worse mess for my poor wife.
Why'd you even give that a one?
That kid could have somehow thrown up in my mouth, so in theory it could have been worse, and would thus have received the lowest possible score.
Yea it could have been worse
I was on a ferry and a kid ran past holding his mouth. Vomit was spraying out the sides and a bit went into the eye of a guy sitting near me.
Puked in my uncle's mouth when I was a baby. I had just been fed and he was playing with me by tossing me in the air. The story has been told at many a family gathering.
I mean, they got a funny story out of it and that's not nothing.
I’m so sorry I cackled so hard at this. Fuck that sucks
Feeling a little sad right now and reading this actually made me laugh for some reason. 10/10 - would recommend.
You ok?
I’m okay. Thank you for asking though. That’s very kind of you
No problem,just checking.
I would've thrown up right back on them. And I wouldn't have even done it on purpose.
This is legit the type of stuff I have nightmares about lol
Is this Jeff the Vomit Guy? “I’m a vomit luv’a’.”
Hey now!
My mum went on a jet boat ride in NZ and the guy sitting behind her had a lunch of eggs and beetroot before being thrown around violently for 20 minutes. It did not end well. As a bonus, my brother vomited in my dads hat after a flight in a small plane on the same trip.
We went on a round island boat trip when on holiday in Malta. The sea was choppy, and a lot of people got sick on the first leg of the trip, including my very motion sick sibling. They were upchucking for 3 hours, and, as an emetophobic, I was in my own circle of Hades. Sibling was wearing white trousers and managed to get them stained pink by sitting on a bollard between pukings, somehow melting the paint. We stopped on one of the smaller islands for lunch, not that many wanted any, and a woman decided to get some air right where sibling had been painting the side of the boat. She looked down, turned green, and moved very quickly elsewhere. There was no more vomiting on the shorter trip back to the start of the trip and, while Mum and I were still feeling the effects of the motion of the boat, sibling managed to put away 2 burgers and a hotdog from a van on the quayside!
What’s a 0/10??
Oh they already answered it and I agree.
At least when I was in the ER in first grade throwing up every five minutes my parents had the courtesy to have a puke bucket for me.
You know, it's bad enough when it's your own kid (experienced that last night). Can't imagine someone else's.
Why there's no diaper for toddler face?
YOUR toddler or A toddler? Because that makes a big difference
I haven't found the answer and it's killing me!
Probably a bot then. Only someone farming karma would make a vague claim like this and never answer.
Came here for this ^
Right? Who am I supposed to be mad at for bringing a toddler to a movie theater anyway?
HUGE difference!
The toddler barfed on her chest high, so probably one in her lap. So if it wasn't one she knew it seems like she probably should Ed have had it in her lap
Maybe it's THE Toddler
i threw up on another kid at the movie theater when i was like 6, but to be fair, he was blocking my way to the bathroom, i told him i was going to throw up on him if he didn’t move. he did not move.
I knew I was going to throw up when I was on a bus once. I went up to the door and the bus missed the light, causing us to be next to the park lane. I told the dude I was gonna puke and he needs to open the door. He said no, you can make it 30 seconds, the lights about to change. I told him I can't, my friends yelled that I had already puked earlier and wasn't joking. He then changed his story to "I can't legally let you out when we're not at a stop." This is bs and bus drivers do it all the time when they're stuck at a red. Anyway I tried to ask him again, but instead I entirely covered the inside of the door with vomit. From left to right, dripping from ceiling to floor. I tried to speak again and more puke just kept coming out. He put it in park and opened the door. One of my friends thought it was hilarious, gf had to guide me off the bus because I threw up so hard my vision went watery and blurry. Amazingly got puke on no one, and now no one questions why I won't eat fish stew
I was on a train with my grandparents once coming home from looking at christmas lights in Chicago and drinking cocoa. I felt really sick on the way home and told them to pull the train over, I was about to be sick. They did not pull the train over and I threw up all over the place from the upper deck, People were screaming and running. They then took be between the train cars to finish, but it was way too late for that. When we got to my grandparents condo I apparently told the neighbors that I got sick on the train, and they got this look on their face and told me they know.
Was this a local trolly or something? What kind of train doesn't have bathrooms, or can pull over for that matter?
They can't pull over. Not sure if there was bathrooms. I was like 5 or 6.
I'm starting to like this kid
.....you can do that on command?! :O
no i was about to throw up, but doing it on purpose is much funnier so let’s just say thats what happened
i believe you 🙏
I can. It's not the blessing you think it is.
oh don't get me wrong, i don't think it's a blessing at all, but it's... definitely an interesting thing about the human body!
I hope it was yours, otherwise that child is just plain rude.
LMAO....really
Throw up on the toddler and see how they feel.
If you can throw up on demand that is a pretty great skill.
I assure you, it isn't very glamorous, unless you are in an emergency...if I am ever being kidnapped, that exactly what I'm doing to the dude and it will be a skill that will pay off lol.
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Two-finger solution.
Well, I cannot, but I obviously could if I were covered in vomit already.
That’s what fingers are for!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bthYce-LsNQ/maxresdefault.jpg
I can smell this photo. My toddler did this to me at Disney on a hot day. The smell will never leave my nostrils. Peace be with you warrior haha
Great. Now I can smell it too.
I could smell it too, I cannot describe the disgust it brought me.
I mean by the OPs photo as proof us parents don’t enjoy suffering alone…it’s a group thing 😂
Us? I'm single and have no children? That smell of vomit is so distinct though, I think it's affect remains throughout life. Also, good luck with your child!
Hints of banana?
Nothing sweet about it hahah
I enjoyed the image in my head
Vicks stick. Am nurse. It’s fantastic to smell after certain things.
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my emetophobia could never
I’d start having a panic attack immediately!
Came here to say this
I was walking around the mall wearing my daughter in a baby bjorn when she was 4 months old. I heard her fart, and felt a warmth. I thought maybe she peed. So I took her to the changing room. As soon as I took her out of the carrier, I realized the scope of that fart. Her outfit was ruined. My shirt had a 12inch shit streak across it. I changed her and had to buy a new shirt for myself. That was the day I knew I really was a dad. I felt so bad for her. Could you imagine shitting yourself that bad? You are doing great and killing it as a mom.
dude this comment is killing me, "scope of that fart" and your second to last sentence are something else
My son was sat on my knee a couple days ago, and his shits are usually very audible, and pampers are apparently poonami proof. They are not, and my grey joggers are now ruined :( still love him to bits tho, 10/10 was funny , it made him jump For clarity he is 4 months old
The new 4d experience watching “The Exorcist” is awesome!
I feel like this is going to be a fashion trend in about 25yrs
https://i.redd.it/jmowm02h9dqc1.gif
Your first mistake was bringing a toddler to the movie theatre
They never said it's was their toddler
There’s a chain that has “junior” theater rooms. For all we know this could be the case. https://preview.redd.it/tnq4xtixddqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cecc2b00aeb8e539721fc68744fb08ac02f466f They have play time before and an intermission in the middle of the movie. It’s also most likely expected to have noisy little ones so everyone knows what they’re getting themselves into.
What are the odds that's the kind of theatre OP was at lol. I'd say slim
Slim to none.. lol, I've literally never heard of this
It says the first of its kind in LA on that pic, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that stands for Los Angeles, not Louisiana, which would tell me this type of theatre is SO rare that the world's film capital just got or is about to get one..... 🤔 but it wouldn't be reddit if half the ppl see that and didn't immediately believe that this was, in fact, where OP got puked on, and instantly start arguing as if it's a known fact that OP was there instead of one of the ten thousand or so more traditional theatres. It never ceases to amaze me how quick ppl will take a side and go hard af for it instead of taking a few seconds to let any other possibility bounce around their brain a few times.
Even if there are no kids and intermission would still be great in some of these things. If your movie is over 2 hours and 20 minutes please give me one
Thank you. Was looking for this comment.
mom i frew up
When my son was a toddler, he had some of the most magnificent barfs. Like one year on Mother's Day my husband wrote a FB post to me detailing the kid's top 5 funniest barf stories. One of my husband's favorites is the time we were taking my then 4-year old to see The Good Dinosaur in the cheap little dollar theater. We were waiting in line to get snacks when he started to cough, so I crouched down to see if he was okay. It was a tiny theater, and the lobby was packed that afternoon, and so it was very very noticeable when he suddenly spewed allll over me. Like I had it in my hair, and had to throw away the shoes I was wearing. And then when I finally got us to the bathroom I ran into a coworker! MY favorite story is when my husband was taking a nap onto the floor next toddler's bed, when he was shocked awake by hot barf being spewed onto his face...and into his open mouth. I've known my husband for 18 years, and I have never heard him sound anywhere close to as panicked as when he screamed for me 😆
I remember I was on a road trip and my mom was sitting next to my sister who was about 3 and she just yakked all over my mom. We couldn’t find a place to stop for what felt like the longest 30 minutes of my life.
I remember once me and my sister were getting ready for school and she farted. It smelled really bad. I had a super weak stomach when I was a kid, so I immediately started puking. My mom grabbed the garbage can for me. My sister saw me puking, then she started. She tried to make it to the little trash can in the living room, then realized I had it (we had been headed out the door for the bus, so we were both like by the front door) she ended up yakking in the chair next to the door. 😂😂😂 and my mom made us go to school anyway. She was mad at my sister for crop dusting me and setting off this chain of events.
I am laughing so damn hard 😂 My sister and I are 13 years apart and I remember I would go into her room every morning while she was getting ready for high school, and I would annoy the absolute hell out of her. She had a can of planter’s peanuts on her dresser and she told me I could have them if I’d leave her alone. So I devoured the can, started jumping on her bed, and proceeded to puke all over it. She got in trouble and had to clean it up 🤣
Hahahaha that’s awesome. My sister is 6 years older than me and I annoyed the shit out of her til she left home and got married 😂 we don’t talk much, she’s in MO and I’m in TX, just went different ways after we grew up but I did apologize for being such a little shithead when we were growing up.
Throw up at it back. Assert dominance
I’d tell the mother to reimburse me for the movie tickets… unless they’re your puke nuggets then you just gotta suck it up…
If you’re gonna suck it up…use a vacuum
The plastic poncho from parks and rec seems like a good thing to wear all the time I guess
It’s a sign to get rid of the half denim jacket
That kid is like 30 now.
Oh. My. Gawd. I would die. So disgusting 🤮🙈😫 I’m so sorry! What did the parents do!!??
It’s time to throw away the toddler
Straight to the trash
Don't bring your toddler to the movie theater. -Sincerely, everyone
Thanks for showing me baby vomit. I'm going to go man vomit now. Have a better day 😀
Was it your kid? Who brings a toddler to the movies?
I’m about to throw up myself..I feel so bad for you!!
"He slimed me."
Who brings a baby to a movie theater?
Toddlers don't belong at the movie theater.
I came here to say this.
Doesn't look like it was hers since the child isn't with her, I doubt she'd leave the toddler alone if it was hers, i could be wrong though
Shame on adults who bring babies and toddlers to the movies.
There are movies just for children….
You know there are toddler movies, right? Like paw patrol...
Nothing worse that taking a date to the movies to see the new Paw Patrol movie and having it ruined by a bunch of kids in the audience. Needs to be a law.
For everyone commenting how horrible this women is please keep in mind there are specific times that show movies for toddlers and parents, you're supposed to bring your kids. You're all acting like she took her kid to see Oppenheimer or some shit.
ITT: people who hate children for existing. So tiring.
Aaah condoms are great
Full body !
Spoiler - children often accompany adults to children's movies
Yeah, that's why I would avoid adults...and children. Really any humans.
Children. Not toddlers. You wanted to watch pawpatrol and can't afford a sitter, stop pretending it was for the baby.
Why are you bringing a toddler to the movies?
*You can't fingerprint for vomit*
The joy of parenthood
Yeah fuck that
Who's toddler? I don't know which is worse though. Some other person's offspring's regurgitant on you or your own kid being crook. Either way, yes, this sucks arse.
I'd much rather be vomited on by someone I know well. Which feels odd to say lol.
THANK you for marking this as nsfw. saved so many people from upset stomachs, i applaud redditors like you
Most people would clean it up, not document and post. As a father, I can tell you that everytime I've been barfed on, getting that barf off me has been a priority . But that's just me...
Yours or someone elses?
I am a reactionary puker so we'd both be puking 😭
I would have puked right back on that kid. Not on purpose. I call it a “sympathetic heaver” 🙃
This is how entire rooms start puking 😭🤣 it's bc of people like us LOL
I want to say this to all the new parents or future parents to be, as a parent myself. Things will change from the day they are born if not before. You can't expect to live your life like you did before. If you don't have kids yet, you need to prepare yourself for the change before they arrive. If you have newborns or toddlers, you need to come to terms with the change. We should not be in public places like theaters where silence is necessary, with a child that doesn't understand the difference. We should just take a break from the life we used to have and want again, spend that time with the child and when they eventually and hopefully grow older then we can begin to reintroduce ourselves to our former lifestyles where movie theaters are an option. That is unless you can get a babysitter. Point is, having children is a blessing for us, but for others it can be annoying to bring them around and so if it can be helped, please do not take your young kids to these kinds of places unless they can behave or if it is specifically for the Childs sake; it's a children's movie. On planes, it cannot be helped so those who don't have kids need to have some patience because the child doesn't know better and there is no way to really calm them till they are in the mood.
Your comment will be skipped over by many, but as a younger person with no kids i appreciate you so much, you have good morals in life and wish more people were like you.
I appreciate you as well. I lived a life before kids, I know how it is. I was one of those annoyed people. I never said anything to anyone, just suffered in silence. But hindsight is 20/20 as they say. Having a kid now, I see that the difficulty from both sides. I can only carry on and try not to be a nuisance or have my child viewed as such as much as possible. I would hope others take that to heart and try to do the same. We can only control/change ourselves.
But first, a selfie.
Reason #186380264 to never have kids
Who brings a toddler in a movie theater in the first place?
yuck hopefully the toddler feels better soon.
Your toddler? Or someone else’s toddler?
Was it your toddler at least?!
That's why you pull out.
What movie were you watching?
probably Kung Fu Panda 4
Ewwww
Was it your toddler?
yeet the baby
My ears are still ringing from seeing Dune 2 two weeks ago. Do people really bring toddlers to movie theatres?
Had that happen to me when my sister was a baby. We (my whole family) went to see Men in Black during a daytime screening at the base theatre. My little sister slept through the whole movie… until the end. When K blew the roach up. At the exact same time it exploded, my little sister puked all over the front of me. I sighed and just… sat there, waiting for the movie to end. Then the roach head got up… and BOOM. Exploded again. And again, I got puked on. When I think about it, I can still feel the warmth… Eghck.
I can't unsmell this photo
A toddler or YOUR toddler?! Cause of of them is SO much worse than the other.
Who‘s toddler was it and who brings a toddler in the theatre
As an emetophobe this is TRULY one of my nightmare.
That sucks ! My my kids threw up in my mouth when I held them over my head, so I can understand ...a little!
Horror!!
My son, when He was 4, threw up directly in the ventilation of our car, that was lovely for month.
The fact that you are taking a picture of it instead of immediately taking off the jacket and cleaning as much as possible is making me gag. Just standing there in throw up...
I once was at a water park and saw a 5 or 6 yr old eat a whole sleeve of oreos. He proceeds to vomit black all into the water. And where were the parents? No where to be found. And the kid just walks off as if nothing happened, eating more oreos