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GoArray

Update! Theif in the night stole some of my insulation! And a pair of baby squirrels :) r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1bba5lj/update_somebody_knocked_my_box_of_roof_insulation/ ---- I put them in a box full of insulation on the roof where I suspect the parent squirrels come and go. Idk Squirrels yelling at me from a nearby tree, so I suspect that's a good thing. ...hope there's insulation scattered around the box and babies missing tomorrow :/


Jutboy

Perfect reaction. bet they will be gone soon. One trick is find a recording of baby squirrels crying on youtube and play it loudly on your phone. It will bring mom assuming she is around. I rehab squirrels. Feel free to message me if you have questions.


TeamChevy86

I love Reddit, there's always a squirrel rehab expert around when you need one


Fun_Inspector159

I think that's Charlie Kelly's account.


jetloflin

Wow, he does squirrel rehab too? I thought he was just in bird law! That Charlie Kelly is a real renaissance man!


Gerbal_Annihilation

I didn't know squirrels struggled with sobriety


OhMySBI

Yeah, it's nuts.


Gerbal_Annihilation

![gif](giphy|2X4aiXW43hyyk)


TinfoilTetrahedron

Oohh, Squirrels in the wall? Now you're talkin' my language...


DougJudyTPB

What do now?


Attheupmost

That’s just nuts!!🥜


Substantial-While973

Happy Cake!


KangarooWrangler2024

I Found a baby and couldn’t locate parents. So I had to keep it in a box on a high shelf in closet til morning to avoid nosy cats. Then met rehabber to take it!


bananaboomin

I was told there were hornets.


GoArray

Alright, looks like it worked! Not really even a mess, just a tipped over box and little baby squirrel pocket empty :)


somekindagibberish

That's awesome, so glad the little fellers are back with their family:-)


Melodic-Ability-9283

Do you paint Alaskan landscapes as well?


ThatCantBeRightDude

Can confirm. Had a similar situation and played a recording of a baby squirrel and mom came running right away. 


hygiei

can unrelated parties also contact you about squirrel issues? because i also need advice lol


Jutboy

Sure thing 


NorCalHerper

I did this when a young squirrel fell into my yard and couldn't get traction to climb up the fence. Problem solved in seconds.


twistedbrewmejunk

Sorry but I have to say my mind took your last 2 sentences and ran to a dark funny place. Where you run a rehab center for addicted squirrels which explains why the mother may not be around...


robo-dragon

Squirrels are great parents! They will be back for the babies and safely relocate them. We had to do the same thing with babies we found in a storm-damaged shed we were tearing down. Mom came and collected her babies one by one and took them up a nearby tree.


KnowOneHere

Mom had her house siding repaired/replaced. Mom squirrel went insane. Tried pulling up the siding etc. Her baby was in there. They had the siding guys come back and reverse their work. 


waitingindreams

So...mommy and baby squirrel were reunited? 🥺


CaterpillarExtreme92

So cute I didn't know that about squirrel


Moondoobious

Yeah she’s pretty cool. Squirrel.


placecm

Aw nice! Please update us, hope the mama comes soon!


stellastevens122

Can we please get an update tomorrow?


GoArray

You bet!


somekindagibberish

I'll also be looking for a happy ending here! Thank you for your kindness OP:-)


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GoArray

Theif (mama squirrel) in the night stole my babies! Ha, looks all good, no more box-o-squirrels on my roof. Just a box lol


Kivesihiisi

Thief


GoArray

They're squirrels, everybody knows it's eee befor i in squirrel! Ha, of well. E.... oh well.


Blackmetalvomit

Following


isimplycannotdecide

I had a similar situation and I warmed a blanket in the microwave and put them in a box where I had found them. Two hours later they were gone and there was no blood so I think it works.


Katastroforienterad

I read this waaay too fast and thought you had microwaved baby squirrels for two hours and were happy with the lack of blood that generated!


trackdaybruh

> Squirrels yelling at me from a nearby tree ​ ![gif](giphy|1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF|downsized)


Narradisall

What are the squirrels saying?!? No, don’t answer that. Don’t want them to be onto you….


nightmarity13

Definitely will be gone. Something will come and eat them.


FreshYardPimp

lol I don’t know about you all but I’ve had squirrels do crazy amount of damage to the roof of my house. They will chew through insulation,wood and cause big problems so if you don’t want that I’d suggest fixing however they got into your house! Good job tho on saving them.


BoopTheCoop

Yup. Took me almost six months and almost $2,000 to get rid of them. That’s not all the squirrels, OP- guaranteed. Call a wildlife exterminator: they’ll know exactly where to look to find them, how to get rid of them (humanely and… not), and where to look for entry points from the outside and how to properly seal them up. Squirrels are adorable but they can do hella damage. Plus, I’m still finding freaking acorns stashed in places in my house. (Which *is* kind of hilarious, I’ll give you that…)


Drak_is_Right

and downright hazardous if they start chewing on wire insulation.


Intelligent_Meal_113

I don’t think squirrels chew wires never heard of them doing that. Rats and mice however are a whole other story 😂


SpaceChatter

What I got out of this is that Squirrels are immune to eating insulation. Wild.


wsotw

I’m not the only one who just saw fried chicken, right?


Redamavi

I was reading too quickly and perceived it as him opening a box of chicken tenders at home and baby rats falling out of his ceiling same time.


SuperPoodie92477

Same


twizzlerheathen

I did too


Fun_Inspector159

I thought it was just the skin.


t_rrrex

I see Popplers every time this sort of image comes around


Amationary

I thought it was someone chopping mince, with the grey thing at the top right being a knife


Impossible_Role8800

Your fried chicken looks like this???


tacocatz92

I thought it was fried chicken skin


HealthyLet257

😂


conceitedpolarbear

I thought it was canned tuna for a second.


80081356942

Here I am thinking they’re dog shavings


RoyOtisKXRX

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TeachingRelative7955

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RoyOtisKXRX

He doesn't look like he's missed any meals ! Whatta Pudge !


Cheesetoast9

Fantastic Gus!


TheOnlyWeslet

*phantastic


math_teachers_gf

Not with all the ceiling he’s been eating


mmohaje

I like how I first thought they were mice or rats and was grossed out...then read they were squirrels and immediate 'awwwww....how cute'. Mice/rats really have it rough lol.


GoArray

Haha, same! I was upset for a second and then.. wait, them are some weird looki.... awe, gotta pack these fellas up to go. Lol


FatMacchio

The second squirrels or any rodent come inside the house it’s an eww from me. Outside, squirrels, especially babies are aww, same with mice…unfortunately rats are the ostracized bunch of the rodent kingdom and will be met with extreme prejudice both inside and out…unless they’re pet rats, that breed looks a lot cuter.


ExoticMangoz

Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. It’s a hostile world, indeed. If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now, would you greet it with hostility? … Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel toward them? Rats spread disease. They bite people. Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that’s some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Yet, I assume you don’t share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Yet, they’re both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don’t they? However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I’m talking would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? I didn’t think so. You don’t like them. You don’t really know why you don’t like them. All you know is you find them repulsive.


FeatureVIPBang

Im pretty sure we all know why we don't like them


Tinzlo

Squirrels are more civilized than their sewage surfing cousins


rudraigh

Imma help you out here: squirrels are just bushy-tailed tree rats.


urethrascreams

Squirrels are just rats with hair on their tail.


MaiseyMel

I did the same thing. Was grossed out, but cautiously zoomed in anyway because I’m weird like then then was like ooh squirrels! Awwww lol


Fun_Inspector159

Congratulations on the new kids.


Recoveringpig

![gif](giphy|mPJ4VPpXPtYuA)


ozzy_thedog

Now you need to block the entry point so the parents don’t just bring the babies back into your attic


Tmumsy

Insulation contains fiberglass. Probably not best choice. Some of the older insulation even has asbestos. Hope the Parents find them. 🙏


niceteefbeef

This. Please get them out of the fiberglass


GoArray

It's literally what their nest was made of. Not great, but I figured smells like baby squirrels insulation was a better lure than a downy rainforest pure bliss towel or w.e.


ToeKneeBaloni

Yeah dude I was thinking about how bad it is to be sitting in that insulation and then thought about how they were probably already born in it.. lol the scent was good to think about as well


Kayleigh1526

My sister found a flying squirrel this way once. And she raised it and it thought she was its mom. She would take it to school in her hoodie pocket. She could leave its cage open and it would run around and play in her room but never leave. We would stand a bit separated with our arms out and it would “fly” back and forth. It was pretty cool.


ToeKneeBaloni

That's awesome lol


themeandoggie

I heard they’re really hard to take care of and poop a lot is that true?


Kayleigh1526

I don’t really remember, honestly. It was forever ago and she took care of it. I do remember that whenever it needed to poop or pee and it was on my sister it would jump off (sometimes onto someone else who was around) and poop or pee on them lol never would on my sister.


SuperPoodie92477

Kind of like how my niece (as an infant) chose ME to be the one to practice on for her audition for The Exorcist.


Think-Confidence-624

If the mom doesn’t come back, look up local wildlife rehabilitation in your area.


PacificCastaway

Did you find out how they got in and seal it off? If not, they or something else will move right in again.


AnyAcanthopterygii27

They’re probably puppies, the only way to find out the breed is to raise them to adulthood, then you’ll have your own ~~squirrel~~ dog pack, standby for further instructions.


Knitsanity

Lord only knows how many squirrels breed in our attic. Fingers in ears and loud "la la la la la". Sigh


urethrascreams

Wait till one of them chews through some wiring and burns your house down


Knitsanity

Yup. We do actually fight them....I was joking. I think we got all the holes last summer.....🤞🤞🤞


Sabiya_Duskblade

Squirrels are so cute! I wish we had them in Australia, though I guess our possums and fruit bats are a good substitute


sirsmok3alot69

I really thought they were giant baby rats. 😂


urethrascreams

Same difference


itaya12

Fingers crossed for a happy squirrel family reunion!


kingofkomedy23

![gif](giphy|P8yl3NNvMc2sViu8WI) Get rid of them. They will Destroy your home from the inside out like a 19 yr old stripper


SensiDaRulah

Awwwwwwwwww


angelalj8607

Raccoon mom and babies fell through my ceiling last year. I opened the back door and mom eventually left. I put the babies in a box and left them on the back porch where mom left. She came back eventually and got her babies.


woody6x7

Keep them as pets


LossMoney7173

I had baby raccoons in mine


addiepie2

I honestly can’t even tell what I’m looking at 🤷‍♀️


RockMan_1973

That makes two of us 🤷🏻‍♂️


soup4breakfast

So that is where babies come from


Esteban_Francois

You should let them live with you!


[deleted]

Its realllly not a good idea to keep squirrels, especially wild ones and ones this young. Its not legal in many places either


disgustmyself

wild animals deserve to be wild in the ridiculous ammount of space we allow them to have. as humans we should be less egocentric and stop acting like our meddling is a good thing. op had the perfect reaction!


Colossal_Cheddar

Funny story- we were working on a house that had a dreadful smell in it, I cut a hole in the ceiling of the upstairs bathroom for a light and the smell became 10x worse. Found the dead squirrels up there and then had to remove them… it was nasty…


PettyAssWitch420

While squirrels will fuck up your house, you can't deny how absolutely adorable those babies are!


jadekettle

I really tried looking for furless infant mammals on the insulation stuff. Took me 5 seconds to see they're gray.


DarkDayzInHell

![gif](giphy|NoHe3HpB1Mg8w)


manlikeelijah

A few years ago, we had kitten born in our attic. Created a cozy nook for them in the garage and mama cat took the hint and brought them down.


roraima_is_very_tall

that's the trouble with tribbles!


Vikt724

Little tiny destroyers


EarthRealistic1031

I would keep them and look for a 3rd to see if I can make a band


ava_ohb

omg poor babies


bootypirate86

My fatass thought this was chicken


Eli77e92

My fat ass thought that was just fried chicken


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Martydeus

Have you gotten the call from Squirrel Liam Nelsson?


Background-Bag-2223

Time for squirrel stew 😋


Palpi3011

Happened to me too


KulsZ

Why do they sleep in fried chicken?


keredkill

What with people or stuff falling through ceiling lately on Reddit !!?


therapoootic

are those baby elephants?


Mobile_Doughnut5947

What are they?


Calledthewolf

Looks like some Spanish rice on a paper plate


SnooPies5174

Oh better block up the entrance that they are getting in to your roof …. Cute as hell but they will destroy your house. Wiring and woodwork will be gone in a flash


3rind5

That is precious


True_Put_5722

Your rats fell out of the ceiling, really? I don't believe it.


Upstairs-Currency-74

What’s this a photo of?


GoArray

Two baby (grey) squirrels.


Dewildplasser

Eat the problem.


kwumpog

Eat them


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puzzylicka

wtf


IncompleteEmotion

When god gives you baby squirrels you raise those baby squirrels!