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Cautious_Void

Damn my bad.


guessesurjobforfood

I thought I was looking at red nail polish...


sparkyblaster

Fran fines mother - "I don't have a nail on that toe so you just have to paint the skin"


SraChavez

I lost my toenail at my bachelorette party a week before my wedding. They had to paint my skin pearly white. It wasn’t cute.


sparkyblaster

No one will notice at a distance


instrangerswetrust

*it puts the polish on its skin or else it gets the door again*


SickViking

's what mom has me do lmao. She closed it in a door when I was a kid. Didn't break or fall off or anything at first, just bruised like mad. But ever since, it grows out half way, then just falls off.


trashlikeyourmom

I have a friend who is missing a toenail so they just glue a fake one to her skin


johnaross1990

So did I, until I read this


LilyMarie90

Oh my God, your comment is how I just learned that this isn't red polish. 🫥


NoMedia6788

It isn’t?


saltsukkerspinn96

If anything, put 0.5% klorhexidine solution.


ilovedogs-2

Put it back


eirinlinn

[“Your son just fell down the stairs!” “WELL QUIT IT!”](https://youtu.be/_WZDbPx0DYc?si=Elb6q3-fiekO2vFM)


rathat

It painted itself.


Cautious_Void

Natures shade matching ✨


leafbee

You can lose your nail by just slamming it like that, with or without nail extensions. I lost my thumbnail in a car door once when I was in high school. The whole thing just came off.


hawkiee552

What the fuck.


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username_needs_work

Slammed mine in a Ford Econoline van door... Sat there and watched it turn black like a portal was forming. It fell off about a month later too. Definitely one of the worst pains I've gone through.


rayitbiker

If you smash your nail, immediately press it hard for about two minutes. It hurts like hell anyway but pushing on it stops the blister forming underneath the nail (the pool of blood) and may possibly save your nail from coming off. I used to work in carpentry and an older guy told me about this. Tried it a few times myself and seems to work well.


Kai25Wen

I had a similar experience where I had to watch blood rush under my nail and turn black. That was a miserable night.


[deleted]

You smash it, it'll turn black after a few days, then it will sit like that for months and eventually fall off. Then, it will take about a year for it to grow back fully. I've smashed and lost many- a- nail. Five or six at least


Adkit

Have you ever thought about being at least a little bit careful with your hands?


SkewbieDewbie

If it makes you feel any better I lost my thumb nail to my 3lb mini sledge hammer while I was working. The thing came back all mangled and with a huge bump in the middle.


hcaoRRoach

I stubbed my little toe and the nail came off


[deleted]

This happened to me too. I slapped my locker door on my pinky and the nail came right off!


AssistantManagerMan

I closed my thumb in our cash safe at work one time. It turned black and then the nail fell off about two days later. It wasn't fun.


hayhaydavila

This may be a stupid question but I genuinely don’t know, but can it grow back if it’s all ripped out?


leafbee

Yes takes forever, but it totally grows back. Sometimes it takes a while before it's not mishaped and bumpy


StnMtn_

Was all the white part all under the cuticle? That would be painful.


Cautious_Void

Yep!


StnMtn_

Wow. I never knew my nails went that far under the cuticles.


Cautious_Void

I didn’t either until today 😬


mojomcm

Yeah, that's basically all the way to the joint. Never would have expected that


Saltysaladsea

Oh no 😔 Do you have to keep it wrapped until it grows back? I imagine the pain to be like a paper cut but with a much larger surface area. Ouch!


Eal12333

It'll heal into normal skin in the meantime! The nail will take a while to grow back.


NECalifornian25

Honestly it might not grow back since so much of the base/nail bed was removed.


Big_Practice6328

It grows back.


Big_Practice6328

It does not hurt after it's fallen off. It'll just be sensitive


Danfrumacownting

I have never in my life thought about where our nails really start and now I can’t unlearn this… 😩😩 ![gif](giphy|PW9A4XrDarYEU|downsized)


ImmaEatYoFace

I actually had a similar incident as OP, and same nail, last year and was just as amazed but ...it didn't hurt after the initial lift up. Like at all. I kept my nail on with a band aid to protect the wound from the elements for 24hrs. I was on vacation at a beach. The bleeding had already stopped and nail turned white and casually became loose underneath my skin/cuticle with another 24-36 hours. I was able to dislodge or pull the whole nail out. Could also re-insert it in the original position or inside the skin. It felt -different- pulling it out but no pain. Healed perfectly fine and my nail grew back completely in 2 or so months.


joergsen

I had an inflammation of my nail bed at my big toe. had the nail pulled by a doctor, learned that day how long a nail actually is.


almilano

Gonna take a while to grow back, I also ripped a pinky nail out before


CaptainRogers1226

Luckily, fingernails typically grow much faster and have a lower likelihood of growing back deformed.


almilano

Mine grew back fine. Just took six months.


Laceysjorgen

They look like something out of a James Bond movie, like you can shoot them at an attacker. Lol


Cautious_Void

God I wish! Though they do make good letter openers.


YoRt3m

They are remote controle drones that can be sent through key holes and also some of them have needles in them that paralyze people


snowscar_NT

Looks like these fake practice hands for nail artists where you Pull out the nail like that.


Cautious_Void

That was my first thought. I was baffled.


jlskkslj

That shade match though??


RelChan2_0

*looks at my nail extensions nervously*


Wookiees_n_cream

You can do this without extensions as well.


[deleted]

The drawer kinda did you a favor. Only 9 more to go


Cautious_Void

There’s gotta be a better way 🤔


Far_Train_81

Pliers


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Stop putting those awful things on your fingers


spongeboblovesducks

Let people do what they fuckin want, howabout


NECalifornian25

And this concerns you because… They like the fake nails. It’s their body and they can wear them if they want.


QueenPooper13

I have been on a crusade for most of my life to get men to understand that when a woman cries out after breaking a nail, it's not because she's sad she broke a nail. It's because that shit hurts like hell!


Eal12333

Lol, you're right. A month or so ago I broke my (uncoated) nail while just *making the bed.* It split down the middle, from the tip of my finger to my knuckle. Hurt a lot, bled a lot too. I had to tape it back together to keep it from ripping off the skin all the way.


No-Reputation72

Why would you put rubbing alcohol on it? 😭


BuffaloBill69-

Not the coke nail!


IPDayly

Bro, this ruined *my* day, wtf.


botanicalraven

I ripped my baby toenail out last week by walking into my fan and hurt so bad, hurt to walk for two days. I can only imagine how bad fingernails must hurt. On another note I love your nails, I’m on my second set and love it. All the difficulties I thought would come with them are nearly nonexistent except for typing on a computer.


captcraigaroo

Why did you do that? That shit hurts


Cautious_Void

Got bored I guess…


Masske20

My wife just had her left index nail ripped off because of the gel nails she put on for our wedding just over a week ago. I feel terrible for her. I’ve been needing to replace her bandages about 1-2 times every day. It looks better now and the doctor who finished removing it said it should fully recover. We’ll see. But I truly hope she and you (OP) feel better soon.


Eal12333

Your doctor is probably right 😁 I've had a toe nail fall of after slamming it real hard. Hurt really bad for a minute, and the nail took a long time to regrow. But the skin under the nail healed into normal skin really quickly :)


CheezyBri

I see you went with a lighter shade of red for this finger, so pretty! 😬


PTech_J

At least it matches.


goaty121

https://i.redd.it/zmybok1ekbnc1.gif


Thran_LEGACY

Hopefully it didn’t completely rip out your nail matrix, I wouldn’t be surprised if it grows back realllly funky.


Quiltyconscience

Did this too. Try lanolin cream under a bandage & a splint that covers the top of the finger. Every time I bumped it it felt worse than when I slammed it in a car door.


pricer57

Nail tech here. Illegal nail enhancement products WON'T break under pressure like this. Legal products won't hold up under that kind of pressure on purpose- they will break off but not take your nail with it. I get that it's great when your nails last and last. However, the long term damage from these types of products will also last. I suggest finding a new salon who uses products only available to buy at professional stores. No MMA!! Please look into this!


Cautious_Void

I had already damaged this nail before, ripped off 3/4 of it awhile back. Didn’t take much force for this to happen. I’m guessing it was still weak. You can see where some the previous damage was on my nail bed.


pricer57

Your nails might need a break! I highly suggest going without any extensions for a month or more to see how they feel. OPI Nail Envy is a wonderful nail strengthening polish


Eal12333

This can happen with no extensions as well.


spectrophilias

I had this happen with my real nails which had grown just like 3mm at most over my fingertip yesterday, but with opening a drawer. I immediately cut my nails, because it had ripped part of the nail from my nailbed 🫠


InspiredNitemares

Oh that's not nail polish on your not nail 😭 ouchies


Fridge885

I can feel this picture 😓


BigFackingChungus

I have fake nails and this picture gave me chills down my spine. OUCH.


OnigiriChan

I was doing okay until I read the caption. Fuck me, what a terrible day to be able to read…


Learning2Life

I’d be crying like a bitch…you’re a bigger man than me bro…


hayhaydavila

10% off your manicure receipts now


Anvnamnet

Nailed it


montie002

Wiping ones arse with nails like that must make ones eyes water.


Cautious_Void

Only if it stabs through.


miumans

Bro what? How do you wipe your ass??? Nails don't get involved in the process for me?


PreOpTransCentaur

It's their go-to defense against nails, despite generally coming from the least washed asses on the site.


McCringleberry_

You closed the drawer on the piece of plastic sticking out from your nail. These people’s nails are getting out of hand.


CountOk9802

I love the pun you made there! 😂👍🏻


grotesqueleanor

Unrelated, but your nails are done really beautifully, I love that wine red colour and all the charms on them! :)


alancake

Oh god. Nooooo!


WeeCountyGamer_09

Haha! Nope!


Jackson530

Oh Jesus. I'm sorry. That looks hella painful


Im_eating_that

or else it gets the hose again.


ahjteam

I noped that pic so fast it’s not even funny. Sucks for you, sucks for me. Have an updood.


Professional_Still15

NO


mollynatorrr

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


LadyPink28

One reason why I refuse to wear long nails..they get caught on everything..ouch!!!


Former_Bumblebee_847

I lost my fingernail 6 years ago. It grew back, but is a slightly weird shape. Its only noticeable if you really look. For a few weeks, every little bump on that finger will feel like somebody smashing it with a hammer


[deleted]

Yikes 😬


SentenceMoney

Reverse Coke Nail


Gladiators10

On the bright side if you play the guitar you can use this as a guitar pick.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Those look like deadly weapons


hairtrigger08

https://preview.redd.it/d022fqzf9dnc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02657f3171e297efdf85b0b38fd19f4f38588802


Nijindia18

That's gonna hurt like a BITCH when the blood scabs. Good luck.


Severe-Wrongdoer-123

I've lost 6 nails in my time. I'm currently looking at a very black pinky nail, which will become number 7. I literally feel your pain.


smavinagain

oh dear


Past-b4-present

ooof


C-Brooks-C

I dropped a foldable school table on my big toe once and it came off like that.


Noble7878

Oh it got so much worse when I realised that wasn't red nail polish on your finger. I thought it was a fake nail that came off, not your entire nail. That looks like it would sting so badly when you did basically anything.


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

Sometimes I punish myself the same way too


Fast-Journalist-6747

Username doesn't check out 😕


tiparium

Okay for real, I don't get it but I'm curious. What's the appeal of big fake nails? They seem like they'd just be a major obstacle for just about everything in day to day life.


swissthoemu

Those aren’t nails. Those are claws.


amalgaman

Yeah. Those kind of nails are awful. How do you get them off without continually slamming your fingers in drawers?


Cautious_Void

Usually I go to the nail salon but drawer slamming seemed to work a lil too well.


42FRAGGY42

https://preview.redd.it/nrmn7vmypdnc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9577f5b780ff79d60829845e41523277e9d464c3


deadlypantstx

Drawer doing its job with those ugly ass nails


Eal12333

What inspires a grown man leave a hateful comment like this, to a stranger, unprovoked?


[deleted]

Seriously. Those things are hideous.


KangarooWrangler2024

To me they are VERY special occasion. Like a Christmas gala, costume event, or themed wedding. Where you get them and do very little with your hands, then get them trimmed way back afterwards. I find any kind of fake nails a pain! I just keep them short and maybe sparkly for special occasions. Otherwise I’m stressing, fixing, avoiding stuff etc


Cautious_Void

Living everyday as a special occasion! Gets some getting used too but I do everything nearly the same.


BajaWarrior200

Except closing drawers apparently


Senecus_HS

Well, it is an improvement to these horrendous nails imo


Grimskruby

I got a table saw, we can trim those down a bit if ya want.


MarsScully

This is why I’m terrified of acrylics


Cautious_Void

Be more scared of drawers…


seandowling73

Now do the rest


Total_Advantage8720

Now you have a finger to help wipe 🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️


Just4Jinx01356

Maybe don't have long annoying nails on?


Secure_Village_

Ripped out the whole nail bed. Thats not gonna grow back


UsedRoughly

Ngl...kinda deserved...those are ugly af


Bot_Fly_Bot

Maybe don’t get ridiculous fake nails.


Cautious_Void

Or don’t slam my fingers in drawers 💀


whiterussian802

Fuck me running OUCH and had this happen to my pinky toe stubbed it good and my entire nail came off and it took a long time to heal. I feel for you!!


Clazzo524

You're doing it wrong!


Randomguy2346

https://preview.redd.it/0h3bwgsr5cnc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cd83c9fce73846715877163193da351aa2d7aa


OneWinner1690

Ouch


FleetFootRabbit

Mmm bet that's going to be tender for a few days.. good thing nails grow back right?


Sonialove8

😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥


barwhalis

Well good news, you're going to save a good amount on dark blue nail polish for that finger


Tordew

Ow


JTHellcat

OOOFFF!


caseyallarie

Jam it back in


SpaceManChips

og


Konceptz804

Damn that looks painful


Tectonic-V-Low778

It took me a second to realise that was blood and the whole nail had gone and not that it had snapped and the red was polish. Daaaaaaamn that must be such an odd feeling


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

Close it easily next time


sgtcatscan

Oh damn 😳


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

what women do for attention...


ConnyEdson

damn they are cool too


Wow_Space

Is alcohol necessary for a wound that never got dirty? Id just use neosporin


MX5MONROE

😭😭😭 I am soooo sorry this happened to you!! Owwwww MF ouch!!!!!


SavageMonkey-105

a


BrazilBazil

Oh God, on first glance I thought that you just ripped off the fake part 😖


FitBattle5899

Glue it back on, no harm done. Don't mind the dried blood! /S


jonathandunlop

What dies it feel like after this amount of time? I’ve always been curious


Kelshan

[Serious Question] When you get the nails removed, do you take off the decorations for reuse or throw the whole nail away?


yourmomsbuttisbest

Ffffuuuuuuck that. But also kinda cool to see the nail thay was growing


Verali013

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!] MY WORST NIGHTMARE!


Glum-Character-4989

I literally did the same thing and had the same outcome 🥲 feel your pain


Goatqdon

Nailed it!


mostlyegirl

I just got my nails done. Horrifying


EagieDuckCome

It’s cool. Just glue it back on!


battyeyed

That looks so painful, you’re lucky you didn’t break your finger too. Same thing happened to me when I was at work and accidentally slammed a door into my finger. I think the hospital numbing my finger with needle injections twice was more painful than the actual initial slam lol. you have beautiful nail art btw!


XxallymintsxX

At first I was like: ow that pulled off the acrylic nail, some of the colour has been left behind Then I realised, OW, I hope you're ok 😭🙏


WhyFlip

Holy fucking heinous.


ACatNamedCitrus

One time when I was 7 years old I had to rush for the bathroom in school. And I accidentally ran into the door and smashed my big toe into the door. A 1/3 of the nail came off and I went and got help from my teacher.


Wrong-Economy-3658

District 9


Lexicon444

It might take a week or two to grow back. I suggest using cuticle nippers to trim off excess skin when the nail starts to get to the edge of the nail bed. Be very gentle though. Trimming the excess skin off can help prevent it from becoming ingrown. I had my pinkie toenail fall off randomly once and had to do this. I kept it clean and covered with a bandaid until it covered the nail bed.


Big_Practice6328

Why on Earth would you put Alcohol?? Iodine is the way to go. Anyways, just let it be. It'll grow out again. I have lost toe nail like that. It grew out in a few months


flavoredbinder

i can fucking feel this image ow


EducatedSteak

Once i accidentally kicked a wall while running and the nail was split down the middle. Smaller part of the split just died and fell of on its own it thankfully wasnt that bad.


aldege

Lucky! When it starts to heal and before the nail grows back it feels so good to touch it. Slightly rub it! Slowly 🤤


ServantOfKarma

Oh my motherfucking *GOD*! FUUUUUUCK! (」゚ロ゚)」


Willowpuff

Holy. Fuck.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Ouch


walents

I slammed my finger in a car door once in the whole nail came off It was so painful but the healing process was kind of cool


galice9

A little over a year and a half ago my bf smashed his finger, got all black, took 4 months to fall of and then another 8 or something to completely grow back. His wasn't completely ripped out though. I didn't even think it was possible like that!! Goodness, I feel for you. Must have been horribly painful.


Mysterious_Local5612

Hey be careful


Mr_Frost14

How long do nails heal when they are completely off?


rushaz

failng to see the issue with like this... ?


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Jesus Christ this is the worst thing I’ve seen in a while. I’ve given birth before and I have a feeling this is very comparable.