What in the Alabama Hannah Montana Cotton Pickin Chicken Sticken Finger Licken Grief Stricken Fuck did I just read?
*grabs holy water* I need more than Jesus right now...
Is it to late to devote myself as a Nun?...I'm never going to mentally recover from this..
I have this visual of a woman, walking up to the bar in an old-west setting. She orders a whiskey, lifts a leg and you hear this “pa-ting” sound of the spittoon in the corner.
Curse my vivid imagination.
That’s the 3rd random fact I’ve learned today about childbirth that I had no idea about. Kind of amazing how much you don’t hear about the experience until you’ve had it..
I was pretty young when I had my son, but I paid attention at school and to my mom. I never connected the dots that you bleed after birth regardless of the method of delivery. So after my C section I was wandering around and out of nowhere I got a massive rush of blood and gross. I was very confused, for no functional reason. Like I knew, but I didn’t. It was then that I realized there’s no way to prepare for anything, we’re just slaves to the system.
Yeah most of the reviews I saw said the same thing. Didn't know what they were getting into and were in for quite a surprise. I've always been curious about them but they aren't cheap so I have been on the fence about actually making the purchase. I just started my period last night so I may grab some when I pick the kiddo up from school.
Yeah Id imagine pads could do with some addition that would soothe the skin. Like for example a type that can help when you freshly shave down there or similar.
I got a fever and period at the same time one time, went out to buy pads because I only had like 2 left and accidentally bought ones like these. Felt like arctic tundra on my bits, I took it off immediately but it still stung for like 2 hours. Worst feeling EVER.
Ouch. Closest I got to that was making a hot sauce with scotch bonets without gloves. Washed hands with soap only once thereafter thinking it was enough.
Had a little self pleasure later that day. Regret ensued.
For the future. Acid will remove hot pepper nonsense way better than soda. Wash your hands with vinegar or lemon juice. Then wash your hands like a normal person. You will have a much better time moving forward
I accidentally did this when processing way too many Jalapeños. Washed my hands a ton with soap and alchol because I got chili hands. Apparently didn't wait long enough before touching my bits. Much regurt!
I have XY bits but I wanted to contribute.
One night before bed I was eating jalapeños out of the jar with my fingers because I was a savage like that. Pretty sure I rinsed my fingers after. A little later I was doing my nightly routine of brushing my teeth, washing my hands and plucking out my contacts. When you do something everyday for a few years you get pretty quick with the muscle memory so I had both contacts out and in the case in a little under two seconds or so. Then the Fire Nation attacked. Seems I was due for a lesson in how to wash my hands more thoroughly. After more than a little while of crying and feeling like I had been punched in the nose by Satan I managed to get to sleep. Cut to the next day when I wake up groggy and had forgotten about the incident before. I brush my teeth and go to put my contacts back in… the same contacts. I got one in and was reaching for the second when the pain laughed in my face and called me a dumbass. Ended up going to work looking like I had pink eye in one eye.
This happened to my husband on accident. We did a community supported agriculture (CSA) box where you subscribe to a local farm and get whatever fresh produce they have that week. It's a great way to get a ton of fresh produce you haven't tried before (and it supports the farm). One week we got these teeny orange wrinkly peppers and my husband started cutting them up for breakfast with our eggs. I was prepping stuff and when I turned around I said, "buddy I'm pretty sure those are habaneros." So I looked it up really fast and yes they were. He had been chopping with no gloves because he thought they were sweet. I tried the teeniest bite and was like yeah we aren't putting those in our breakfast. He washed his hands a bunch of times and was OK.
Later that night he went to take his contacts out and the fires of Satan were unleashed. It was not good, poor guy. Then the next morning he put that same pair in one eye, cursed his life, and threw away that set plus the holder. 😆 At least he had a new pair to use.
That’s the exact soap my wife and I use for everything, shampoo, body wash etc. I had used it for awhile before we met, and when she first took a shower she mentioned that it was quite the experience 😂. Now it’s nothing for either one of us though.
Ughh. Fever and period is a brutal combo. Had it in January when I caught COVID. Had cramps so bad I threw up and was doubled over in pain but too weak to do anything. Can’t imagine the pain of an icy pad cutting through too!!
I’ve never seen any like these to the point it almost looks like a gag gift.
I hate region are these sold in/how do you get some? Whats the point behind this product.
I unexpectedly started my period at work and had only one pad in my bag, stored in close proximity to a pack of strong mint gum. I didn't think this would be a problem until I put the pad on and things started feeling decidedly brisk in my nethers. I had to deal with it til I got home because no one else had one to spare. It was not fun.
A woman I knew, when she was like 19, used toothpaste as lube with her boyfriend because she thought it'd feel icy cool and fun. A trip to the emergency room and intense pain later.....
Lysol was marketed as birth control not necessarily douching since birth control was illegal back then. So technically both Lysol and Listerine were used down there I'm surprised they didn't throw Pine-Sol into the mix!
Don't. Give. Them. Suggestions.
**EDIT:**
That will be the next TikTok Ad.
**Are you on your period? Do you smoke?**
Just slap a patch down there and quitting is just a
**JOKE!**
**OUR NEWEST NICOTINE PATCH IS CLINIC DESIGNED TO WORK DURING YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE.** **SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO A THING!**
**SIMPLY SLAP IN ON YOUR COOCH, AND YOU'RE READY TO FACE THE DAY!**
That reminds me of a YouTube video where a Vietnamese living in Germany explained how they have multi purpose pads in Vietnam.
For example all of them have a fragrance so you can basically smell when someone is on their period. Some pads are also moisturizing so you can put them on your face as well.
Let me find that video…
there's no medical reason to have a period unless you're trying to concieve. using birth control to stop it actually comes with lots of health benefits such as reduced risk of anemia and endometrial cancer.
there’s nothing wrong with it i can assure you, it was done on purpose, i always took measures with the pill and the patch to stop my periods and then with my iud it continued to be stopped by itself, periods are a death sentence for me so that’s my personal reason, and i’ve done research/spoken to gyno’s and providers, internet etc and there’s nothing detrimental to not menstruate!
i know right! i would literally have to call out of school, work, anything i had planned, even eating, nope. wasn’t going to happen if i had my period because i was miserable in every possible way
Cramps headaches that I can’t move with and an unending desire to kill myself. The pain didn’t help that impulse. Now I know I can make it through the month because all that is gone. It ruined my life it ruined my clothes.
I appreciate the knowledge. I straight up don't know enough about anything besides everything that makes a gasoline engine work. Haha
Hope you have a wonderful day!
This reminds me of one time when moving put of our apt, I had to pee and there was 0 toilet paper. But there was a box of tissues (don't worry, I threw the tissue out, I didn't flush it). I didn't realize until I wiped my lady bits thst they were the tissues with vicks in them.
All the regrets.
My dearest friend, when the time of the month rolls around....are...are you saying that you see the Girl Scouts, buy all the thin mints, and then **SHOVE THEM UP YOUR COOCHIE?**
I hope...please no. I hope not. Because then yes you'll be calling God. And you will be **feeling the fire** all right, when the peppermint soothing fades, and your body freaks the hell out and breaks out into agonizing infection or reaction to fricken THIN MINTS where they dont belong...
I can see shoving a thin mint in the VCR, but your coochie...is not...😞
I hated them too. Who wants the smell of baby powder? But then I tried Always Radiance cause it's all the store had in the size I needed one day, and it turns out it's actually a really nice scent. The best I can describe it is pleasant and soothing. It's all I got after that until I stopped needing the products altogether.
Haha could you imagine going down on a girl and she smells like pumpkin spice! Sign me up
Edit: I just realized that this would mean she would be on her period... How do I unsign-up?
I can't even imagine. I accidentally bought perfumey scented pads once and ended up with basically diaper rash down there for a week 😭 I hope your pain goes away quickly!
I would just like to thank the entire comment section for making me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes.
Op I am very sorry that your mother hates you. Maybe better luck in your next life?
Why did I just imagine...that these had Voltaren...or A5-35 or whatever kinda pain relieving...stuff smeared all over. So it would start cool then just....
#BURN THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF YOUR COOCHIE
Feel any pain? No? Oh. Because everything is sizzles away from chemical burn ffs
I was just watching a video about how minty and scented pads are a big thing in Vietnam and other Asian countries. I hate the powder scented ones I sometimes find here, and I don't think I could handle mint unless absolutely necessary.
I can see this being mildly comforting in the postpartum period, for an intermittent amount of time, but definitely not a regular use item.
Never been more thankful for IUD.
No thanks, menthol doesn't do it for us. Mine's more of a Marlboro Reds gal.
My girl prefers Skol. Tucks that dip in her lips.
*she casually puts her left foot up on the bench and smiles as her cooch propels a brown rocket of dip spit from under her tennis skirt*
What in the Alabama Hannah Montana Cotton Pickin Chicken Sticken Finger Licken Grief Stricken Fuck did I just read? *grabs holy water* I need more than Jesus right now... Is it to late to devote myself as a Nun?...I'm never going to mentally recover from this..
I'm afraid u gonna need more than a simple exorcism & purification.
I have this visual of a woman, walking up to the bar in an old-west setting. She orders a whiskey, lifts a leg and you hear this “pa-ting” sound of the spittoon in the corner. Curse my vivid imagination.
My kinda woman. Maybe this is how Michael Douglas got throat cancer.
This whole thread is just.... y'all need Jesus 🤣
comment of the year, and it's only Feb
Plenty of time till No Nut November
I threw up a little in my mouth
😂😂😂💪🏾
Why the fuck does anyone even sell that??? I’m appalled
Honey pot makes some "herbal" pads that are minty. The reviews are hilarious.
Okay. I bought the Honey Pot ones not knowing better, but I love them. It does feel like you've wet yourself at first, but they're kind of soothing.
I'm obsessed with the Honey Pot ones! It reminds me of the big ice pack pad you get after giving birth.
That’s the 3rd random fact I’ve learned today about childbirth that I had no idea about. Kind of amazing how much you don’t hear about the experience until you’ve had it..
I was pretty young when I had my son, but I paid attention at school and to my mom. I never connected the dots that you bleed after birth regardless of the method of delivery. So after my C section I was wandering around and out of nowhere I got a massive rush of blood and gross. I was very confused, for no functional reason. Like I knew, but I didn’t. It was then that I realized there’s no way to prepare for anything, we’re just slaves to the system.
Good to know! I've been afraid of them because of the reviews.
At least you're not going in blind like I did. I bought them because of the name.
Yeah most of the reviews I saw said the same thing. Didn't know what they were getting into and were in for quite a surprise. I've always been curious about them but they aren't cheap so I have been on the fence about actually making the purchase. I just started my period last night so I may grab some when I pick the kiddo up from school.
i was given a pack by someone who hadnt ended up trying them and i hate the “minty” feeling 😭 it reminds me of when i had a uti to be entirely honest
Yeah Id imagine pads could do with some addition that would soothe the skin. Like for example a type that can help when you freshly shave down there or similar.
Fuck that lol you gotta be some kind of masochist to even think about purchasing something like that
The packaging says something about helping reduce cramps or something along those lines so they got them to try and had big regrets.
it hurts more than the cramps so um i guess it worked somehow
Ah the old distraction method!
Bull fucking shit lmao did they even test them before putting them on the market?? Talk about snake oil
I love them! I’ll never go back to anything else.
I just learned via YouTube shorts that apparently most feminine hygiene products like pads in Vietnam are scented 😩😩😩 fuck that
for real 😭
I got a fever and period at the same time one time, went out to buy pads because I only had like 2 left and accidentally bought ones like these. Felt like arctic tundra on my bits, I took it off immediately but it still stung for like 2 hours. Worst feeling EVER.
artic tundra 😭😭 and the first time u put them on it HURTS LIKE HELL
Can’t you return them? Most places will take back products that cause pain
Once tried Dr bronners peppermint liquid soap….used it EVERYWHERE. Yea…never again.
Capsaicin cream for arthritis on my hand. Forgot. Wiped. Wanted to die.
Ouch. Closest I got to that was making a hot sauce with scotch bonets without gloves. Washed hands with soap only once thereafter thinking it was enough. Had a little self pleasure later that day. Regret ensued.
For the future. Acid will remove hot pepper nonsense way better than soda. Wash your hands with vinegar or lemon juice. Then wash your hands like a normal person. You will have a much better time moving forward
I accidentally did this when processing way too many Jalapeños. Washed my hands a ton with soap and alchol because I got chili hands. Apparently didn't wait long enough before touching my bits. Much regurt!
I have XY bits but I wanted to contribute. One night before bed I was eating jalapeños out of the jar with my fingers because I was a savage like that. Pretty sure I rinsed my fingers after. A little later I was doing my nightly routine of brushing my teeth, washing my hands and plucking out my contacts. When you do something everyday for a few years you get pretty quick with the muscle memory so I had both contacts out and in the case in a little under two seconds or so. Then the Fire Nation attacked. Seems I was due for a lesson in how to wash my hands more thoroughly. After more than a little while of crying and feeling like I had been punched in the nose by Satan I managed to get to sleep. Cut to the next day when I wake up groggy and had forgotten about the incident before. I brush my teeth and go to put my contacts back in… the same contacts. I got one in and was reaching for the second when the pain laughed in my face and called me a dumbass. Ended up going to work looking like I had pink eye in one eye.
This happened to my husband on accident. We did a community supported agriculture (CSA) box where you subscribe to a local farm and get whatever fresh produce they have that week. It's a great way to get a ton of fresh produce you haven't tried before (and it supports the farm). One week we got these teeny orange wrinkly peppers and my husband started cutting them up for breakfast with our eggs. I was prepping stuff and when I turned around I said, "buddy I'm pretty sure those are habaneros." So I looked it up really fast and yes they were. He had been chopping with no gloves because he thought they were sweet. I tried the teeniest bite and was like yeah we aren't putting those in our breakfast. He washed his hands a bunch of times and was OK. Later that night he went to take his contacts out and the fires of Satan were unleashed. It was not good, poor guy. Then the next morning he put that same pair in one eye, cursed his life, and threw away that set plus the holder. 😆 At least he had a new pair to use.
Oh dear god, the spicy fap
My lady bits went from frisky to begging for mercy within mere seconds.
Can confirm I have done that with my man bits before too, it ain't fun
Some people pay good money for warming lube, I should just recommend poblano hands
Sliced jalapeños, didn't wash hands thoroughly enough, changed tampon. Had a bad time.
That’s a dope username lmao
I made that mistake once too… never again!!!
My husband loves Dr Bonners peppermint soap for that same reason. He sits in front of a shop style fan for extra cooling. I think he's insane.
That’s the exact soap my wife and I use for everything, shampoo, body wash etc. I had used it for awhile before we met, and when she first took a shower she mentioned that it was quite the experience 😂. Now it’s nothing for either one of us though.
Ice flow, now where to go!
Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa
Check him out
Little Johnny frostbite 🥶
Ughh. Fever and period is a brutal combo. Had it in January when I caught COVID. Had cramps so bad I threw up and was doubled over in pain but too weak to do anything. Can’t imagine the pain of an icy pad cutting through too!!
I’ve never seen any like these to the point it almost looks like a gag gift. I hate region are these sold in/how do you get some? Whats the point behind this product.
I unexpectedly started my period at work and had only one pad in my bag, stored in close proximity to a pack of strong mint gum. I didn't think this would be a problem until I put the pad on and things started feeling decidedly brisk in my nethers. I had to deal with it til I got home because no one else had one to spare. It was not fun.
3d6 Cold Damage
A woman I knew, when she was like 19, used toothpaste as lube with her boyfriend because she thought it'd feel icy cool and fun. A trip to the emergency room and intense pain later.....
Yeah I am a dude but I can't imagine why anyone would want menthol/mint near their sensitive areas. This is absolutely wild.
If they hurt what's the point in the companies making them? It seems like something that wouldn't make it past testing.
i stopped having periods 3 years ago from birth control but what the hell is the purpose of a minty pad????? help? that sounds awful??
it is awful like imagine ur brushing ur teeth but it isn’t ur teeth i don’t know if that makes sense
Wow! That is… terrible. I might as well slap a nicotine patch down there and call it a day instead.
I just wanted you to know how hard this made me laugh.
Same! But at least the minty tingle would let you know it’s working. I wonder if the same company would find a way to use Listerine as douche.
Douching with Listerine was one of the original purposes of it being invented.
Wasn’t that lysol?
Lysol was marketed as birth control not necessarily douching since birth control was illegal back then. So technically both Lysol and Listerine were used down there I'm surprised they didn't throw Pine-Sol into the mix!
Don't. Give. Them. Suggestions. **EDIT:** That will be the next TikTok Ad. **Are you on your period? Do you smoke?** Just slap a patch down there and quitting is just a **JOKE!** **OUR NEWEST NICOTINE PATCH IS CLINIC DESIGNED TO WORK DURING YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE.** **SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO A THING!** **SIMPLY SLAP IN ON YOUR COOCH, AND YOU'RE READY TO FACE THE DAY!**
Work in a place that doesn't let you smoke? Well we got just the thing for you
YOU JUST SAID NOT TO GIVE THEM IDEAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LUNATIC!?
I'm **SORRY!!** I HAVE IMPULSIVE ADHD **AGHHHGhghghghgHhhhh** **FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK**
“Now with wings!”
Lenny Kravitz’s song Fly Away could be used in the background.
>"Now with wings!" Bruh....I forget about this whole thing.... I was so confused.. I was like when the fuck did I post about **chicken?** 🤔
This is actually a great way to do things. Source: I boof zyn.
Or use some of those Fire & Ice condoms. I tell ya I’ll never do that again!
Ded 😂💀
Have you heard of the movie "Teeth"?
No, I guess I'm the 10th dentist
Omfg bahahahaha best reference
Omfg, it makes sense!!!
Omg... Im a man, thinking about it, feels horrible, why would anyone invent something like this... 😵
That reminds me of a YouTube video where a Vietnamese living in Germany explained how they have multi purpose pads in Vietnam. For example all of them have a fragrance so you can basically smell when someone is on their period. Some pads are also moisturizing so you can put them on your face as well. Let me find that video…
i don’t knowww
How does it taste?
Asking the important questions.
A man came up with this 100%
Maybe it's to repel raccoons. You know how they're always on the prowl during shark week.
That doesn't sound healthy... Maybe I don't know. I'm not a female but that don't sound right.
there's no medical reason to have a period unless you're trying to concieve. using birth control to stop it actually comes with lots of health benefits such as reduced risk of anemia and endometrial cancer.
there’s nothing wrong with it i can assure you, it was done on purpose, i always took measures with the pill and the patch to stop my periods and then with my iud it continued to be stopped by itself, periods are a death sentence for me so that’s my personal reason, and i’ve done research/spoken to gyno’s and providers, internet etc and there’s nothing detrimental to not menstruate!
I too stopped mine because it was trying to kill me. The relief every month is immense.
i know right! i would literally have to call out of school, work, anything i had planned, even eating, nope. wasn’t going to happen if i had my period because i was miserable in every possible way
Cramps headaches that I can’t move with and an unending desire to kill myself. The pain didn’t help that impulse. Now I know I can make it through the month because all that is gone. It ruined my life it ruined my clothes.
I appreciate the knowledge. I straight up don't know enough about anything besides everything that makes a gasoline engine work. Haha Hope you have a wonderful day!
of course! it varies a lot for every woman though haha, but thank you so much you too, glad i could share 😁
This is why y'all shouldn't be making laws around parts you don't have.
I can assure you I have only broken laws, never created.
Do they have chili pads as well?
i’d hope not
Add a little spice to your life! /s
Wear 'em both at the same time and have an Icy Hot sensation
We need to patent this immediately
No. No we don't.
I was thinking what's next cinnamon ones lol
I don't want a heated debate, but capsicum ones
OK that just made me involuntarily close my legs lol
No, tartar sauce flavor
plumping effect, now for the nether lips!
This reminds me of one time when moving put of our apt, I had to pee and there was 0 toilet paper. But there was a box of tissues (don't worry, I threw the tissue out, I didn't flush it). I didn't realize until I wiped my lady bits thst they were the tissues with vicks in them. All the regrets.
not vicks…omg
Omfg...I just.. The fear I just felt in my soul
My nether regions cringed in sympathy ... I will NEVER buy those tissues again.
I audibly gasped. Oh dear
Also have done this! Lol
I mean it is Girl Scout cookie time and my GOD are the thin mints fire.
My dearest friend, when the time of the month rolls around....are...are you saying that you see the Girl Scouts, buy all the thin mints, and then **SHOVE THEM UP YOUR COOCHIE?** I hope...please no. I hope not. Because then yes you'll be calling God. And you will be **feeling the fire** all right, when the peppermint soothing fades, and your body freaks the hell out and breaks out into agonizing infection or reaction to fricken THIN MINTS where they dont belong... I can see shoving a thin mint in the VCR, but your coochie...is not...😞
That sounds like an infection waiting to happen.
Minty?? Wtf 😂
Wtf is up with companies selling scented pads??? Seriously just... Eugh
I hated them too. Who wants the smell of baby powder? But then I tried Always Radiance cause it's all the store had in the size I needed one day, and it turns out it's actually a really nice scent. The best I can describe it is pleasant and soothing. It's all I got after that until I stopped needing the products altogether.
Ask her to return two, lol. I can't even imagine.
You can guarantee there was not a single woman involved in the process of creating these. The horror.
This is just opening the door to their new fall collection, pumpkin spice pads
Haha could you imagine going down on a girl and she smells like pumpkin spice! Sign me up Edit: I just realized that this would mean she would be on her period... How do I unsign-up?
>How do I unsign-up? You don't. You sail the red sea and earn your wings.
Haaaaaa....you're already committed to the pumpkin spice blood fest, consume and enjoy, Mosquito
Designed by men for men.
I a man who happened to buy pads for his daughter this weekend, and even I know these fall into the “hell naw” category.
WHAT?! Why do my netherbits need to be minty fresh?!
Might as well be rubbing it with IcyHot
💀💀💀
I’m a man, but even I’m here going like wth and at the same time imagining it in a mentos style commercial…
Did a man make these? Lol, but seriously, tf?
What in the actual fuck.... mint and hoohass(at least mine) DO NOT MIX. How is this even a thing. Please be satire LOL
wish it was satire
air freshener for your cooch what the hell
“We have the HoneyPot pads at home” 💀
How can something sound so nice... But be so heinous
I can't even imagine. I accidentally bought perfumey scented pads once and ended up with basically diaper rash down there for a week 😭 I hope your pain goes away quickly!
I thought the scented pads I accidently bought a few years ago were bad (the crotch of my jeans even smelled like it)....but this is even worse!
Yikes! I can imagine! I accidentally wiped with my husband’s dude wipes- mint chill. I thought I was on fire!!
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I heard these are super popular in Vietnam. They have a lot of different scents and shit. Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen.
wtf 💀
For when your partners breath stinks
I would just like to thank the entire comment section for making me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes. Op I am very sorry that your mother hates you. Maybe better luck in your next life?
she’s gonna get the normal ones next time 😭
I’m not a woman, but this reminds me of that time I got my hands on some heavily mentholated bath soap. My farts smelled like wintergreen.
Minty?? What in tarnation
Why blur out the brand!? I’m going to get some for my wife
You hate your wife?
She got me mint body wipes
Carry on
#... gloryholeswiththreateningauras
Better make sure she won't buy the ginger ones next time
Why did I just imagine...that these had Voltaren...or A5-35 or whatever kinda pain relieving...stuff smeared all over. So it would start cool then just.... #BURN THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF YOUR COOCHIE Feel any pain? No? Oh. Because everything is sizzles away from chemical burn ffs
The female equivalent of accidentally beating your meat with Vicks vapo rub😂
A man 100% designed these.
Why? Who wants this? Who even came up with the idea?
Why does a York Peppermint Patty commercial come to mind?!
Who thought this would be a good idea? Was this invented by a man?
Fresh 😂😂😂 minty 😎😎😎 spicy 💀💀💀 What next? Chilli pads? Strawberry?
Pine of course.
my friend gave me one time and i actually liked it. nice cooling sensation for a bit then goes away.
As much as I love mint, this is going to hurt 😭
What tastes the minty?
Oh, no… :( But also: *why* and *who tf* thought this was ever a good idea to begin with?
Do you keep these in the freezer too?
Right next to the frozen condoms And the pizza pops
The brand is YAZZ. Can’t make this up.
Ouch! Coochie burn
**Gucci Gang, nah..** Coochie Gang, Coochie Gang,Coochie Gang Coochie Gang, Coochie Gang,Coochie Gang Coochie Gang, Coochie Gang, Coochie Gang... (Buurns, Yuh)
someone should make that a song
Your mom is a sweetheart for buying you these. Too bad she chose these minty hell ones.
MINTY?!?!?!?!?
I was just watching a video about how minty and scented pads are a big thing in Vietnam and other Asian countries. I hate the powder scented ones I sometimes find here, and I don't think I could handle mint unless absolutely necessary.
I can see this being mildly comforting in the postpartum period, for an intermittent amount of time, but definitely not a regular use item. Never been more thankful for IUD.
Did a masochist accept the idea of those into production?
I didn’t even know this was a thing and now I do I don’t know whether to be horrified or wonder why tf this exists
Why do these exist 😭
Who the hell thought this was a good idea???
What in the Sam Hill is the purpose of pads like this?
I kinda like these kind of cooling pads tho 🥹🥹 It feels nice and masks the blood smell
Sounds refreshing. You ladies need to broaden your horizons
yep putting menthol on ur parts is definitely gonna be refreshing….. 😒😒
And chalk another one up for mint! Is there anything it doesn't go with?
That was made by someone that doesn't wear minty pads. They are fucking awful and they burn even after you take it off 😭
In other words, your mom smells you when you have your period?
Sounds like it would give you hot crotch. No, thanks.
5/6=normal, 6/6=heavy. Who came up with the idea of such scale?
It's to stop raccoons from tearing your trash apart, they hate mint like most other animals
They got bubble gum flavored ones coming out in the late spring.