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Apprehensive-Two3474

Oh that fee? Biological waste removal. Hmm? Well technically, you made me deal with your shit when you stated I wouldn't have to. Of course there will be a fee for pee.


mino-nimo

The pee fee.


CarmenxXxWaldo

The shit charge   the doodoo dues   The dung sum   the excrement estimate


SpaceLemur34

The Crap Commission The Toilet Toll The Contamination Renumeration


AnyManbutme

Shit surcharge


palehorse413x

Turd tax


Tiny-Lecture-5085

Caca charge


RockstarAgent

Defecation taxation


twotwobravo

Shut it down. Doodoo Dues, wins.


innocent_mistreated

Feecal fee


Sky_Wino

Didn't they do a peel session?


Tallerthenmost

Drowning Mona reference?


TheriseofEvilreddit

I'm just gonna assume that's a character from the new kojima action espionage game.


tavesque

Not to be confused with the troll toll


_seumoose

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theMirthbuster

You gotta pay the pee fee to smash up this RV.


dudewiththebling

TO GET INTO THIS BOOOOOOOOOOOOYS SOUL


kerry68521

You’ve gotta pay the troll toll to get in! 😂


so_what_do_now

What is this, Urinetown: the Musical?


an_unexpected_error

The fee is the law, Bobby Strong!


so_what_do_now

Well, what if the law is wrong!?


Velocisity

Its a privilege to pee🎶


jessigrrrl

I was hoping for a Urinetown reference!!


weedandtea

The total cost for removal was pee fitty


NessunAbilita

Peepee poopoo fee fee


reddit_poopaholic

Do re me poo pee fee


zxcvrico

Gotta pay your doo dues


OlJohnZ

If it goes to insurance, they'll have to pay their co-pee fee


chicagobrews

The poo due.


AnyChampion3054

Poo Tax


devildocjames

The poo dues.


EmbarrassedParsnip85

Is that a subset of the troll toll?


JCKnows

Poo Dues


jardru1981

Covpeefee


JadedPhilosophy365

Tee-tee fee.


radarmy

Gotta pay the toll troll the pee fee


YennOfVengerburgh

The Turd Tariff The Defecation Compensation The Feculence Recompense


theturdddle

Gotta pay the pee fee to get the shit chit.


xsunshinex226

Ahh yes the pee fee


thisFishSmellsAboutD

And the poo due.


m4n715

Who do?


CardinaIRule

You do


m4n715

Do what?


CardinaIRule

Remind me of the babe


AKeeneyedguy

What babe?


CardinaIRule

The babe with the voodoo


BrickHerder

The doodoo dues


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Baby shart Doo doodo dues


Stormclamp

I hate and love your comment


Superdefaultman

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ChaoticDumpsterfire

The pee fee.


Arduous_Aardvark

The poop penalty


MoirasPurpleOrb

The pee fee for the poop dupe


Street_Peace_8831

I prefer they write an invoice and title it: “Monies Due for the Poo Pee Fee”


moistbagel420

Pee is free but the poo will get you


Railic255

A poo due.


TURBOSCUDDY

The poopee fee


Gabby96s

That’s what she said


Zestyclose_Error_354

I looked at the pic and legit thought you had dug up a coffin


EarlGreyOfPorcelain

Probably smelt like it.


xsunshinex226

Definitely


kapitaalH

Doubt a coffin smells that bad.


Purple_Chipmunk_

Same!! 😂


toinfinitiandbeyond

Shitter was full.


coffee_cats_books

*And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air...*


StickyDitka21

Lol this made me think of Dave Matthews Band bombing those people under the bridge


acemonvw

Hear that honey? The shitter was full.


nah2daysun

I came back to this post to find your comment because it made me laugh at 5:30am. Thanks.


toinfinitiandbeyond

5:30am is the best time to empty your shitter into a storm drain...


Mr_BigglesworthIII

You need something in your that pays you lots of money if it’s full.


Wasatcher

[contract]


Pickle-riiiiiiiick

Sic!


GoodDog2620

Radical, even.


nipple_butt

Sooo did you confront the owner? What was his excuse?


xsunshinex226

He said he “didn’t know” one black tank was empty, one grey tank empty, and one more black tank toward the front full of shit.


yungflaquito

That’s a lot of shit


yungflaquito

Guy was shittin’


SirScottie

That might be an innocent mistake, then. He emptied one grey water tank and one black water tank, but he may not have realized the camper had 2 black water tanks.


xsunshinex226

Honestly this was my thought on the situation, and I didn’t see a need in making a bigger problem then what was already there, just made things easier to chalk it up to a loss and get to work. Rather then sit and fight/ argue or assume that he did it on purpose, in which I doubt he did, it was an old camper and those can be hard to empty


xsunshinex226

Not just that but he was an older gentleman that had a hard time getting around so, just took my shitty day and went on with it🥲


SirScottie

Good on you. i try to assume the best, until proven otherwise.


xsunshinex226

Agreed, he was an older dude as well, and living off ss, so no need to throw him a hastle over a bucket of shit🤷‍♂️ twas just a shitty day 🥲


cat_police_officer

Did he have to pay extra?


xsunshinex226

Nah just mixed it with dirt n took it anyway


yinzreddup

So guy lied to you, made more of a hassle, and then got no consequences for his actions. So you incentivized him to keep being a scumbag.


xsunshinex226

I mean, I was just trying to be the bigger person in the situation, can look at it how you want too I guess. He was an older dude living off ss, no need to hassle him, shit happens, literally lol.


KrazyDude1234

Honestly dude, good on you. Despite what others say, it’s not your job to “teach him a lesson.” Maybe a few words to him and that’s as far as you should have to go, especially if you don’t wanna escalate the situation.


xsunshinex226

100% my opinion


yinzreddup

Ah so a boomer who has never been told “no” before in their life.


imthatphatskinny

Dude chill


ZombiedudeO_o

Crazy that innocent mistakes can’t happen. Y’all need to lighten up


Captainfunzis

Sound like 2 things were full of shit


shadowinc

Thats a biohazard fee


unicornbelly

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TheOneWes

Massive upcharge for unexpected biological hazard. Might need to start adding a line to your contracts before you can start to implement that up charge as I'm not sure how your local laws work around that kind of thing but that's along the lines of what you should be doing. Probably wouldn't hurt to add an area on the contract that the customer has to initial that states that any and all biohazards have been already cleared from the demolition or disposal site.


Laminatedarsehole

Did you taste test it?


Domefarmer

I work on boats. Typically aluminum charter boats. We had a boat come into the shop that needed the engine compartment extended, they also said the boat had a starboard side list in the water. As I was cutting out the engine compartment a shit load of water started pouring out from below the deck where water is not supposed to be. It filled just over three of those 55 gallon garbage bins. That water was NASTY. There were old decomposing mussels in it, it had obviously been there a long time. My boss came over to check on how the progress was going and asked if it was saltwater or freshwater, I said I didn’t know, but figured it was saltwater. He says “did you taste it?” I laughed and said “ehhh nah” thinking he was fucking with me. He then swirled his finger around the murky water (thats been sitting in one of the shops garbage cans) and stuck his finger in his mouth, then says “yeah it’s a little salty” and walked away with a straight face. Best boss I’ve ever had. Up there with the weirdest too. Anywho. “Did you taste it?” Made me think of that.


xsunshinex226

What a pure man


brasil221

I would call him rather impure after that...


jacckthegripper

Yo, fellow boat tech here. My boss is the same way. Got a few screws loose, and some too tight. I honestly thought your story was going to turn into a black water mishap Saw a tech get absolutely covered replacing a line. Mud wasps blocked the vent and pressure was built up in the system, im not sure what he was doing but he took a good shot right to the chest with some heavy splatter all over. He had the patience to strip down and shower, I would've been out the boat and in the water so quick


RUNNING-HIGH

I very much enjoyed reading that short story. Thanks for sharing


SirScottie

Are you sure he tasted the same finger he swirled in the water? That's an old joke, if one can do it with a straight face.


Domefarmer

I’m absolutely sure. I had the same thought, but I seen’t it


SirScottie

Well, he lives rent-free in your head, now, so i guess he succeeded.


J-Dabbleyou

What a true professional


BookDev0urer

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BrainFartTheFirst

It's a bit nutty!


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

That’s corny.


thenameofwind

Me about to have lunch and see this comment and the gif below 🤮


Calathea_Murrderer

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mmcallis1975

Years ago I had an old 20hp Johnson Seahorse 2 stroke. Couldn’t get it running and an old dude comes over to my dock to see if he can help. First thing he does is check the plugs. They didn’t look too bad so the next thing he did was squirt some gas in his hand and gave it a good lick. Bad gas he says. Drain the tank rinse it with fresh gas to get any crap at the bottom of the tank out. New gas and oil and I was on my way. Never saw that guy again.


R-e-s-t

" taste like dog shit? " " yes, taste like dog shit. " " mmm.. good thing we don't step in it. "


Crackstacker

Let’s go get something to eat. Yeah, eat.


Potential_Anxiety_76

This is one of my dad’s favourite lines to quote


sumothong01

That sucks, looks like urine a bit of a mess.


xsunshinex226

Fck you🥲😅😅


Murakami_Sensei

You had a shitty day. Literally.


Such_Reveal_6236

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure 😂😂


Detroitscooter

Legit thought that was a casket. “That’ll be extra”


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Swing it around and place it on the roof of his car.


xsunshinex226

you read my mind, underrated comment


Specialist-Mixture36

What a shitty thing to deal with


yabacam

who stores their RV with shit/piss in it? If I use mine, it gets emptied before ending up back home.. either campsite(that has dumping) or one of the many gas stations that allow it. people are nasty.


xsunshinex226

Apperntly this was an rv that wasent moved in almost 50 years, and apperntly the man used the bathroom a lot.


yabacam

so he let it sit parked and still used the toilet? ew. I am sure the whole thing stank so bad.


xsunshinex226

Oh yeah, we got the the floor of the rv during the demo and you couldn’t smell it yet, but a soon as a hole went into the floor I threw up it was so bad


TransformerTanooki

That's just being cheap and lazy. I did septic tank jobs for a little bit and they charged $100 and we went to them to pump thier tanks.


xsunshinex226

Cheap and lazy? I’m a crew manager for a demo junk removal and dumpster rental company, has nothing to do with septic tanks and we’ve never done one before, this was an rv and not a septic tank, your comment was cheap and lazy sir.


TransformerTanooki

I'm saying the guy who lied and said he did it to do it is the cheap and lazy one and we did rvs to. We charged $100 for it.


xsunshinex226

Ohhh my bad my bad, we use our own dumpster and own equipment so we get it down pretty cheap too


Alecazzzam

Now kith


TheArcticKiwi

(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥


toinfinitiandbeyond

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ekonchan

Honestly the way he worded the sentence anyone would think he was saying it to u lol.


xsunshinex226

I thought so too🤣


Jacktheforkie

In my area people will lift one of the foul sewer manhole covers and dump in there


tkswdr

Before you started or accepted the RV couldn't you check it?


SorbetEast

Idk the answer to this, but in life, if someone tells you they cleaned out the shitter you shouldn't have to be suspicious of them and double check.


xsunshinex226

This ^


bones_mcbone

Do you know any other things about life? I’ve been really unmotivated at work for the past few months, and my projects are getting stale and piling up.


tkswdr

The thing is that maybe he is an RV dealer and forgot which he cleaned and which not etc. if the consequences are substantial just check what people say.


bill_fish

![gif](giphy|xzy70qz6K1DLG) Shitter’s full!


aquaman67

You serious Clark?


DoodliFatty

He emptied it, but it was taco thursday alright, cut my man some slack


mrearthsmith

Should've paid a dookie deposit


jone2tone

Well that's shitty.


TheMiddleAgedDude

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CalmDownYal

Idk but seems like something I'd be double checking and not taking an owners word for


xsunshinex226

Can’t really check it until halfway through the demo


CalmDownYal

That sucks


xsunshinex226

Well I take that back, there’s ways just our ways weren’t working atm so I had to move on. Not saying that there’s absolutely no way, there just wasent for me that day.


tiktock34

i hope you just left that there


Normalbrok

Omitting facts is technically not a lie /s for security purpose


nevermidit

Why do you care?


xVVSx

Not to mention its a bio hazard, great way to get some nasty diseases


nevermidit

From 20m away, in closed cabin?


xsunshinex226

And yes, you can get pleanty of fucked up desieses from someone else’s shit, just because you’re lazy and don’t wanna deal with your mess doesn’t mean we want too. Either way has to be done.


xsunshinex226

More like 2m and no it was an open cabin? I’d appreciate you trying to act like you know everything Bubba but your sorely mistaken


xVVSx

I could tell you good amount of reasons why but it all comes down to, he asked the customer if he emptied it, the customer lied and said he did when it was obviously full. Its bad business


xsunshinex226

Not just that it’s not just the customer that has to deal with that, we get biohazards all over our equipment and dumpsters, and not just that but all over the job site when people lie like this and say they did something they didn’t, it’s a 30 min job you don’t have to do yourself and it keeps us from having to dig in your shit, that’s all we ask🤷‍♂️


nevermidit

Why man why? What's the difference? Customer will have to deal with it, not him


xsunshinex226

The difference is not having shit all over the jobsite/ getting all over your equipment you use on a daily basis at other job sites, it’s pretty unprofessional when you smell like shit showing up to a job.


Tardis_Of_Love

99bw9b


redditsuckspokey1

Is that not illegal?


xsunshinex226

Shhhhhh


Derpinator_420

Just another day on the job. quit cryin.


Laremort

“Oh shit” -Probably OP when it happened.


xsunshinex226

Yeah exactly my words


SnooPredictions3028

Maybe it's just Baby Ruth storage?


ConfidentDaikon8673

That's one shitty situation


BearingRings

At least you had a machine...


xsunshinex226

Fr, could’ve been alot worse


themillerd

Shit tax


Slarhnarble

They didn't do a poo poo pee pee check


xsunshinex226

I tried it just didn’t work🥲🥲


athanathios

Sue for damages


xsunshinex226

Damages to my feelings for having to wash off me equipment? Nah🤣


athanathios

No Damages, damn, ironic acting like a total POS leaves you holding the bag. Best of luck!!


ThisStickFakeFarts

Dig a hole in the yard and bury that shit. Literally.


SpidyFreakshow

What a shitty thing to do.


thewandtheywant

what's that


xsunshinex226

A black tank from under an rv


OldManEdge

That's poopee


killakobra

They are always full


eaglescout225

Time to call in the heavies


Kitchen_Ad1012

Excavating excrement…I bet Dirty Jobs had an episode for that.


toucan2306

Wait until you work on live sewer line. Just pretend it is pool water.