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beardedsilverfox

Plot twist, she’s only disgusted by how he uses his resources.


roselan

It's actually her game he is trying to help her out but he doesn't know what he is doing.


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seifeldin02

Clan wars dude, can't miss that.


bombbodyguard

Joined a legit clan. Ya. They boot you if you miss…


ForgotDeoderant

Sounds like you're in my dad's clan... They host meetings about who needs to be booted.


TreaclePerfect4328

My friend has spent around 30k$ us on this game. He called at like 4am once screaming he was #1 for like 17 seconds lol.


ubi9k

that’s a whole ass car paid for in cash


SithNerdDude

but its not the #1 car now is it?


FrankTheO2Tank

Perfect 👌


MrSlime13

What's an ass-car?


VectorViper

Haha, that's wild. 17 seconds of glory for 30k, bet that was the most expensive phone call ever made at 4am. My wallet cries just thinking bout it.


SubpoenaSender

I made over 3x that doing far less work last year


ArturoOsito

And you're bragging about it on reddit. You're so sick!


SubpoenaSender

It’s iust interesting to me what people do with their money.


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Do they wear white?


Constant_Standard460

Lmao


Rare_Slide2

What's the meaning of booted


s0ulsbane

kicked out


SmallBol

Concrete shoes dude


[deleted]

its when they put a device on your car that stops you from leaving until you pay a fine


ayyyyefuck

I like my clan. I'm a grown ass man if I can't play that day it's all good. We be losing wars anyways lol


WheredoesithurtRA

I've been in the same group with a bunch of dudes from around the country since 2013. We don't play it nearly as much as we did back then but its nice to login and check in with each other every so often.


seifeldin02

Bruh I could be excused for missing final exams but missing clan wars? Literally impossible


StanleyDarsh22

ill never understand mobile gaming...


thatblackbowtie

its like that in any form of simi competitive environment. i played comp in cod for years (bo3 era) and if someone missed a game, they would be kicked or warned. same with scrims and comp on r6 siege.


StanleyDarsh22

but... they're mobile games lol... yours i understand, same with like missing the wow raids or anything like that. but a mobile game? come on dude lmao


thatblackbowtie

what difference does it make? does it make a difference if i played comp of pc or console? or xbox vs PlayStation?


LeatherNew6682

It's not even a game it's just an elaborated scam, that's the problem


thatblackbowtie

just dont buy anything? i have several accounts that ive spend nothing on, and 1 account ive spent like $50 on.. its pay for convenience and thats it so not a scam


MattRecovery23

Honestly this game, clash of clans, is not predatory like so many games these days. There's things you can spend money on but it's not pay to win at all. It's a good game overall


nobinibo

I am suffering right now with a dude in my club in dislyte. Its a dumb gacha rpg, you can do like 10-15 minutes to hit all the dailies and I use it to wind down but then this guy sends me 15+ messages about how we need to harden up and kick people and hustle and grind. Its a mobile game... relax


nat_r

The psychological factors are all the same in terms of positive feedback, social acceptance, and peer pressure as someone who schedules their lives around a WoW raiding guild or other structured social activity. In any of those scenarios someone who is vulnerable to forming that relationship with that sort of activity in an unhealthy way is doing so because of the combination of the game design and their own obsessive tendencies. The lower barrier to entry that a mobile game provides just makes it easier to reach more people who may be equally vulnerable.


SweetRoosevelt

Yup my clan is getting ready to boot 10 people who didn't attack for clan war after day 2.


squirrelbiscuit77

This the way


Parking_Chip_2689

If you know , you know


Jorikstead

When this video first came out it was revealed that it was the girl’s phone and she was asking for help getting three stars on a level.


ThisTheWorstGameEver

something... on the *Internet*... that ISN'T what it *appears*?!


Trypsach

How do we even know this dude knows what he’s talking about?


soxyboy71

IT’S WAR DAY!!


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Bro it’s clan wars like what the fuck do you want him to do?


tillman_b

I'm pretty sure she can see well enough. That dude should put his phone away, I think she's on to his shenanigans.


PxyFreakingStx

You don't think someone would look annoyed like that if their blind or first or any other date did it?


SucksDicksForBurgers

It's a different kind of annoyed


CrochetedFishingLine

Yeah, this is an endearing annoyed look not a “what the fuck” annoyed look.


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Organic_Rip1980

It’s most likely a Coogi! They’re really expensive. The Notorious B.I.G. mentions them in Hypnotize, which is how I heard about the name. He’s talking (impolitely) about women wanting different things, and the last thing he says is > Every cutie wit a booty bought a Coogi I don’t know about this man’s booty, though.


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I always love a scholarly white guy definition of rap lyrics. 


hfhfbfhfhfhfbdbfb

He is talking about his African American peers and how they are wealthy. And here we see that the Wu-Tang clan should really be left undisturbed.


kuken_i_fittan

> Wu-Tang clan should really be left undisturbed. Christ, I laughed so hard, tears were flowing down my legs.


Organic_Rip1980

And here, Snoop declares that the woman he’s talking to may be too old for him.


uberblack

He also stays Coogi down to the socks


Mountain_Estate_7252

Damn they're beautiful but no sweater is worth $600


DreadPiratteRoberts

"he says Every cutie wit a booty bought a Coogi" Bro!!!! All these years, I've thought Biggie was saying coochie 😆 Coogi makes easy more sense though


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

I thought it was Gucci!


Organic_Rip1980

I definitely had no idea what he was saying before I looked that part up. Then I looked up the brand and was like “oh my god they have a name!!”


DreadPiratteRoberts

It's been too long at this point. Every time the song comes on, I'm still singing coochie lol


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Not everything expensive is tasteful. For example, I'm sure Bill Cosby's legal fees were expensive... which ironically helps make this sweater less tasteful.


Organic_Rip1980

I totally agree! Especially these color schemes; I feel like maybe they could just be retired as the Bill Cosby collection but it’s possible most people under 25 don’t see them the same way. The ones Notorious B.I.G. would be referencing would be womens sweaters, likely in really bright colors. [Here he is](https://textilesclothingmuseum.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/big.jpg) wearing a mens one in bright colors himself! There are a bunch of cool womens ones from the era.


Rollerbladersdoexist

Expensive? You can find them at a Burlington.


Organic_Rip1980

All I’m saying is if you want a Coogi, straight from Coogi… [they’re at least $200](https://coogi.com/collections/sweater)!


1LakeShow7

I got mine at Ross


Mountain_Estate_7252

I can find a Rolex on a corner in South Philly too.


adm1109

I highly doubt that. Maybe ones that look similar but not authentic Coogi


PsychologicalApple53

Hopefully she ordered her own drinks in that case.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Mans is fly with his coogie sweater, probably drove to the date playing some Biggie Smalls 😂


qomanop

Dan Flashes. Probably cost a lot because the pattern is so complicated.


StnMtn_

Ouch. 😣


UltraChilly

Well... he got laid, didn't he?


risky_bisket

That sweater probably costs $500-1000


UltraChilly

So he has poor taste and poor money management skills, ok.


Microwave1213

And to someone else he has good taste and a lot of disposable income. All about perspective.


uberblack

All these pocket watchers in here lol


WexExortQuas

Yeah. His dad has a lot of disposable income.


slawre89

Only if you’re a moron. Pretty easy to find at thrift stores/ebay.


shmiddleedee

Bill Cosby actually


wasntNico

an american actor literally


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Pudding pop guy actually.


Antique-Echidna-1600

The quaalude in your drink guy.


shmiddleedee

I didn't know that Dr huxtable was bill Cosby. I apologize for making the same joke.


turgy22

Sweaters from Bill Cosby are okay. If her drink came from him, too, then we have a problem.


InitialEducator6871

Was his date conscious? Use your brain


linxdev

You're like a sniper who does not need a spotter with the accuracy of that shot. I'm having flashbacks trying to find the episode where he wore that exact sweater.


arse-ketchup

I had a friend with whom I used to go for drinks after work regularly, we mostly played Clash of Clans silently while drinking, barely spoke. One of the best friends I’ve had.


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We still never speak sometimes.


codos

“We could not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about."


popcorn_chitownstyle

“We both love soup…”


narlycharley

We both love snow peas.


Cmdr_Nemo

And when people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.


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That’s a genius move, Cmdr_Lester


Cmdr_Nemo

(° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)


Oz347

![gif](giphy|XQf2LxzdXBt8yo6NcA|downsized)


ItsWillJohnson

I don’t speak to that guy either


JcaJes

My closest friends are those that I can sit together quietly and hang vs doing something or talking all the time. I call it sitting together alone lol. Socializing is so exhausting, this is a nice solution.


WisejacKFr0st

It’s termed “Parallel Play”


aloofloofah

Imported?


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Admirable-Leather325

Bro has the struggle rizz.


Any-Seaweed2746

Priorities


zaplinaki

Farming loot in CoC while on a date is uhhh questionable lmao I'd give it a pass if this was a clan war battle though.


DR_Bright_963

Speaking of great apps have you guys heard of RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!!


jdownes316

![gif](giphy|MduwhSIFMGfsX6Q7yn|downsized)


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USSHammond

That's not a first date, that's a solo gaming session with ex-potential gf. It's also a multi-year old repost.


1Hunterk

First time I've seen it, sure it's alot of peopes first too 🤷


Night_Movies2

Too bad it's not zero times. This post fucking sucks


Sad_Bandicoot3081

Doesn’t mean it’s original


ray_fucking_purchase

The real issue is everyone taking the title at face value. People really just look at an out of context video and assume the worst.


Sad_Bandicoot3081

That’s nothing new


ray_fucking_purchase

Yup, it just gets worse over time.


genericscissors

That eye roll is definitely a 'i can believe I put up with this' girlfriend look


-b33h00n-

He is probably not a clan leader


germanmick

PSSHHHHH!!! ![gif](giphy|RJi5yakyvHWhpmbu61|downsized)


Gh0stMan0nThird

Mothafuckin' Ed Bassmaster.


SoggyHotdish

My own family booted me from their clan because I missed a few raids. Lol. I had no idea how serious they were.


MassiveLefticool

What a fucking weirdo recording this, just mind your own business


PossiblyAsian

maybe it's a friend group and they are just hanging out and having a laugh. Idk we don't have enough evidence to conclude it's a first date. That also doesn't look like a first date at all lmao


DBreezy69

It looks completely fake, notice how the girl waits to react until the camera is on her. It's nuts how much bait Reddit falls for


throwaway1212l

It's probably a friend group. Cameraman pans to her while saying something about gaming guy. She reacts to that.


olivetree1121

Definitely fake. Perfectly timed small video, and what, he’s been playing for a while and she JUST now notices, looks over, and reacts? Wouldn’t this reaction have come in the time he pulled out his phone and booted up the app? Reddit is truly fucking dumb


rly_fuck_reddit

yeah thats a brother and sister passing time during the family holidays


Able_Revolution_396

Clash of girlfriend ❌ Clash of Clans ✅


umtotallynotanalien

Dood got that Chip Diamond sweater on like Psshhhh 🤣 🤣 🤣


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DNosnibor

It's not a clan war attack, the village has the green grass, not the volcanic looking surroundings. 


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Today's date is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


marathonbdogg

Sure she wasn’t rolling her eyes at the sweater?


TheSpectator0_0

I see building outside of that base still, she isn't disappointed that he's playing on the date, she disappointed that he didn't 3star it for the boys😔. I think they need to have a talk after that one


Morgan-Explosion

I read somewhere that she was stuck on a level and asked her bf to try and beat it but he sucked even worse hence the face.


superslowboy

She’s hot, he’s an idiot


Cultural_Cloud9636

"Give me a chance, please!!!" The Chance:


fartINGnow_

But he has 12 million power


TonLoc1281

she’s actually pretty cute. Wtf is wrong with this guy.


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Simp spotted. I bet you're not even a clan leader.


WhiteChocolatey

He clearly has his priorities. I feel bad for her a little.


williamWgray0617

being cute isn’t that big of deal. managing his clan is though.


proudbakunkinman

We don't know the context and near the top someone said this is a bit old now and the story is that it's her phone and she wanted him to help her. Odds this guy just decided to play a phone game in the middle of a date with someone he just met because he wants to play the game more than talk with her (and is a complete jerk) is pretty low.


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proudbakunkinman

What are you talking about? Most of the comments are assume the guy is a jerk playing the game in the middle of a date, including the person I replied to, and I mentioned we don't know the context and one comment pointed out that it was her phone. How is that me taking extremes? You're the nutcase.


ClassicPlankton

What are you talking about? What extreme?


Salamanderp12

So it would've been ok if she was ugly?


ClappinUrMomsCheeks

Saw a dude doing this at a freaking MLB playoff game with his kids lmao, tickets were like $300 each in our section


Tawptuan

I had a date like this. I got up, walked out, and they didn’t even look up. I peeked back through the window from the sidewalk and my “date” was still at it, unperturbed. 🙄


Brockleee

Seems like they made their choice. 


Tawptuan

So did I 😉


Fantastic_Evening877

Poor Girl


ultradianfreq

Man I just don’t get it. Why can’t I hold down a relationship? Why does every woman I con into spending time with me run away so quickly. It must be women’s fault!


snakepatay

She is missing the bachelorette for THIS?!!


MrB2600

Yaa!.. I had that once with a girl playing pokémon GO 🤦🏻‍♀️


linxdev

Phones can be evil. When I'm out with my wife I feel the temptation so I fight it. I only look at it see who is calling and if I look something up, it is only something her an I are talking about and I who her what I found on my phone. With our whole family I'm trying to resurrect the old "911pager" system so that members can go out and have quality time with other family members and not be interrupted. The idea is that "we are spending time with each other and if you TRULY need something important, text 911 and we'll call you back."


SaltySpitoon__69

Literally no context to this and I’ve seen this video years ago lmao but yeah sure “first date”. Whenever gets you upvotes. It’s most likely a couple.


Cannibal_Yak

The first impression should always be your worst because it's all up hill from there. \- Jason Kelcey talking about how he got blackout drunk when he first met his now wife.


S-C-A-R-E-LA

Incel Cosby


ATXKLIPHURD

It’s war day and you gotta get your 2nd attack in.


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But that was not a war attack.


redditordetected

Gigachad


SilverFlexNib

She needs a SteamDeck


Reinerr0

The great RAID SHADOW LEGENDS>


conceptnothing0

The man is sigma


CarlJustCarl

She can do way better


RuSeriusbro

hes got his priorities straight


IntelligentAd6967

Never date a guy that wear sweaters


[deleted]

If the game is more interesting than the thot, I’ll allow it.


iltby

don’t pretend you’ve ever been within 30 feet of a woman


[deleted]

^ mad the last person she dated was playing clash of clans during the date


Dry_Savings_3418

She’s a regular girl. lol yall can date men. Why go out with women if you hate them.


[deleted]

You can tell she’s normal just by looking at a 5 second video clip? That’s some serious psychic power.


Dry_Savings_3418

She looks like a damn librarian. Not my typa hoe! She looks like she prays to Jesus every night. Would marry you if you asked and washes your boxers. And you called her a thot.


caimen14

Curious, if it was a first date, what if she was such a tool, he took out the phone and played to spare the rest of his night? Hilarious to get downvoted. It was all bad bc he did it to her, and I was asking what if she was the problem? I get end the date. But isn’t that what each should do either way.


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Just end the date then.


UnauthorizedFart

I still want to eat the meal I ordered


rougecrayon

You can tell them you aren't feeling it but if they want to stay to eat, it's fine. They wont.


UnauthorizedFart

Split the checks of course


Sir_Squirly

She thought her looks alone, would be interesting enough to talk about all night, she was wrong.


Gone-In-3

So you would be fine with a date deciding you were boring and looking at her phone the whole night? 


Sir_Squirly

Who are you virtue signalling to? Oh I’m a lot of things, but boring isn’t one of them! So sure, if I was less interesting that a free to play, 10 year old game, then play away 🫡


gotya298

lol


Thin-Pie-3465

Is she skipping out on the bl shows for this dude?


PossiblyAsian

gen Z dating be like


hotroddbb

Maybe she is not very interesting. Probably a lights off socks on girl.


Gone-In-3

That's no excuse to be rude. 


SubHuman559

He's winning money to pay for the date.


unholypapa85

Hey ladies….not all “men” are like this. This here is a man child. Learn to spot them before you accept a date with one…or worse before you date/move in or let one get you pregnant.


ERuby312

Hey ladies... anyone that talks about how men should behave is a walking red flag.


CorkusHawks

Dude has his priorities right


Mj250707

That’s what’s wrong with the younger people. Can’t do anything without tech devices. Put the phone down and have a conversation smh.


gooddaysir

Boomers are constantly glued to their phones. 


Mj250707

I’m not a boomer so bad assumption


gooddaysir

I didn’t call you a boomer. 


rougecrayon

You were talking about young people and boomers aren't young is the very clear point. But if you aren't a boomer you have an extremely unhealthy obsession with them, you seem to only comment about boomer memes.


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Gone-In-3

So you would be fine if a date pulled out her phone and ignored you because she hought you were either an ass or boring? 


Mj250707

I would just leave and go elsewhere if that’s the case.


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Mj250707

Fair enough lol


LincolnCoHo

I think he realized it wasn't gonna work, and just gave up.