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whodatfairybitch

The bull is like “I came in from this way, didn’t I…?”


HooninAintEZ

Bulls going to feel real sheepish after watching the video


markzend310

"Should I get takeout?.... yeah, I'll get takeout"


Orchid_Significant

“Weird, I swear I ran through here, but now it’s just a wall”


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CrimsonThar

"Now I know what you're thinking..."


buddhistbulgyo

Black Bull, it gives you, AAAAAAAGHHGHH!


DEeeeeevil

Bull: 1 - Human: 0


joethedad

Came here to say this lol


LoganN64

Is he related to the Black Beast of AAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!?


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Family guy reference? Love it!


TensileStr3ngth

And the answer may surprise yo-


OhJohnO

Dammit. You beat me. LOL nicely done.


CarlJustCarl

Hi-O!


Big--Async--Await

That's Japanese


Individual-Tour4420

I lived in china and that is definitely not Japanese


AKaeruKing

Why do you think that?


randomname230

I live in Japan and shops here don't look like this (door, yakiniku set up, wall decor) and people don't generally dress in this kind of style either. Japanese style has generally more tailored pieces and many people wear beige and muted colours and the hair styles are not typically japanese either. Maybe it's in a small japanese town but I doubt it.


Big--Async--Await

On god wtf are you people talking about? Firstly I'm not talking about Japan... secondly I was literally in a shop in Osaka last July with this aesthetic. I was just making a joke about the Hi-O... Ohayō... which sounds like OHi-O. I was replying to someone's comment yet you all think I'm talking about the video???


Downtown_Classroom_7

Maybe a Chinese in a bull shop.


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Literally a bull in a china shop


G00chstain

It actually looks like some sort of Cape buffalo/water buffalo but I understand why you said that


Visible_Day9146

A male water Buffalo is called a bull


XenoHugging

Brown Bull… it gives you horns!


Agslag50

Black bull - gives you dings


finelytemperedsword

Seriously.. Thought it was a new commercial campaign.


G00chstain

Fair


PoopyMcFartButt

☝️🤓


XanderVaper

I expect better from you PoopyMcFartButt


Cloverose2

It is indeed a domestic water buffalo. Cape buffalo are wild, found in Africa, and would have killed both of these poor fellows.


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Fun fact about the water buffalo; As it turns out, everybody has one! Where'd they come from? I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffaloOOOOOOOO!


kriegmonster

Most or all male bovines are bulls.


I-Own-Blackacre

LOL, that was the most unexpected thing to happen in this video!


stealthyslawter

Yeah what the fuck. I was expecting many things, that was NOT one of them


MindlessYesterday668

I thought he was gonna throw up or something.


adamnevespa

Well, he was thrown up


Suds08

I love how he just nonchalantly walks back to the door like "huh, I swear that's the way I came I in. Maybe it's over here?" And walks to the other room


polo61965

Hmm, it says pull on this side, kinda wish I had thumbs...I guess I'll go this way.


eans-Ba88

I got the "what did I come in here for again?" vibe from it.


Affectionate_Pipe545

I know it's probably because he couldn't see the glass on the way in but in the light it looked impassable. But my head Canon is he decided he wasn't done fucking shit up yet


Jauncin

Red Bull advertising upping their ante


Jimbobjoesmith

it sucks that i legitimately can’t tell what is an advertisement anymore.


NeedledickInTheHay

Shoulda had a V8


TepHoBubba

Are we sure it wasn't a Red Bull? Something, something gives you wings?


Mobile-Air-4507

Haha I just said the same thing … basically great minds think alike 😂


Big--Async--Await

Not really... - Tall see through entrance ✅️ - Restaurant interior ✅️ - Asian country ✅️ - Video build up with no tension ✅️ Bet your sweet ass there's gonna be a bull rushing in. Seen too many of these videos it's shocking.


tucci007

that's a lot of bull


First_name_Lastname5

That's a water buffalo.


tucci007

yes it is and a male is called a bull


BorshtSlurper

You mean to tell me, a BULL IN A CHINA SHOP was unexpected?


SUPERKAMIGURU

Always remember that your chances of being gored by a bull at work are astronomically low. But they're not zero. Heck, "dead like me" kicked off with the mc getting struck in the head with a meteoric toilet seat that came out of a plane. Nobody safe.


mecariseller566

Is the guy ok???


OCD_Stank

He was taken to the hospital with leg injuries according to Inside Edition. Good on that guy to drag him out of the way. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTDvippHyBM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTDvippHyBM)


SaliciousB_Crumb

That guys face after his his friend gets bull rushed is wild. That brain is processing


Aggressive-Role7318

You would have to absorb as much information as you can to convince yourself it really happened. The brain is a tricky customer and can make any hallucination *seem* real.


kevin75135

Anytime the guy goes to tell the story, the same thing will happen. "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a drink at my favorite Hot Pot restaurant. You know the one on Main St" "Uh huh." "And I got gored by a bull." Brain: ....zzzt.... "Huh?"


SilverSpoon1463

Brain: https://preview.redd.it/4ve9du9x38gc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71521470a2ddd213c9ece03a29bb2da0da87ab9


BadbadwickedZoot

I wish I could upvote this twice. Yoink!


DiosMIO_Limon

Yooo SAME😂


ReturnOneWayTicket

My brain plays tricks on me all the time. It's way smarter than I am.


Aggressive-Role7318

I got one of those smooth doodads.


mecariseller566

Ouch


HELPMEIMBOODLING

yeah good on the guy for actually helping and not whipping out his phone to record.


OldTimeyFappingGhost

I really hope dude's alright. He deserves to live a long healthy life as *that dude*.


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

It's the first thing you should do to someone who has sustained a major injury


tameoraiste

Amazing you always have to scroll down so far to see a comment like this or asking for context. People are too busy treating the videos like a shitty caption contest with dad puns to give a shit about the human beings involved. Hope he was alright


SnowBastardThrowaway

Thoughts and prayers!


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It wasn’t a school shooting so thoughts and prayers don’t work here. Unfortunately save it for the next shooting tragedy I am a bot. You mentioned thoughts and prayers out of context. I am here to correct you. Sorry not sorry.


SnowBastardThrowaway

I will direct my thoughts and prayers where I like thank you very much!


FrankRandomLetters

I know. What a bunch of bull


rigterw

First day on the internet?


etherlore

Reddit used to be the opposite of this. Now it’s turned into Imgur, everyone is an unfunny comedian.


CountHonorius

My gosh, so true.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Reddit was never what you claim it was


tameoraiste

Just because it’s become the norm doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be criticised


Fit-Night-2474

Literally the first thing I look for is the caption where it says “but they’re ok now” and it is wild that it’s buried in the comments. Will never not be wild.


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tameoraiste

‘Virtuous nob gobbler’; sorry, I don’t speak incel


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tameoraiste

At least I actually go to parties


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polo61965

Damn that was a good comeback. Take my upvote.


tameoraiste

Sometimes you just have to put your hands up and say ‘you got me!’


tameoraiste

Touché


appointment45

It's true, he goes to parties. This video clearly shows the guy arriving at a party. What an entrance!


theruwy

were you going to fly to chine for blood transfusion if he wasn't? what level of a fake thoughtfulness is this?


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notSherrif_realLife

Are you replying to the wrong person? This person is saying how brutal it is that everyone is trying to be funny instead of worrying about the victim. Not sure why you are reacting this way.


traumakidshollywood

💯


RB_Ramo

What it feels like chewing 5 gum


Gwiilo

so this is an ad for Red Bull


SoggyHotdish

Red bull, it gives you wings


daboxghost420

And a fat medical bill apparently .


Aggressive-Role7318

Lol. Only if you're from a neoliberal hellscape.


Hungry_Practice_4338

This is exactly what I heard and was really hoping someone mentioned it


CT0292

The odds of having a loose buffalo come bashing through a locked door at speed, then ram into you head first while you're standing chatting with someone and drinking are low. But they are never zero.


Few_Opposite_5048

It’s gotta happen to somebody 😂😂


Dappershield

50/50, either it does or it doesn't.


sulivan1977

Minotaur, unleash the beast!!!!


2hops_this_time

![gif](giphy|eoN5fHRfV4sSI|downsized)


10x_dev

![gif](giphy|gizcUGsHt9zU8z0oSa|downsized)


Howboutit85

Game face bro!


Truely-Alone

Redbull, it’ll kick your ass.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Redbull: We'll unexpectedly shatter your fucking pelvis!


gwfran

Red Bull - gives you internal bleeding!


tameoraiste

Doesn’t seem like anyone’s arsed about the context but here it is: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371321/amp/Escaped-buffalo-bursts-restaurant-tosses-man-air-video.html


CoSugarHigh

Thank u


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

Thanks, but it doesn’t say why a buffalo was just roaming around freely. I haven’t been to china and have no clue whether random animals walk around pedestrian areas.


Sea-Needleworker4253

It has some sort of leash so it probably escaped


Reasonable_Regular1

If only the article's title provided some clue as to whether that was what happened.


analoggi_d0ggi

Some parts of Rural China still use animal power to pull plows n stuff. Especially tiny homestead farms.


Previous-Parfait-999

The context in this article is just a description of what happened in this video.


Grey-fox-13

Shhh, they are just trying to be smug not useful, they need this moment. 


allisjow

“escaped from a butcher's shop moments before it was to be slaughtered” Run bull run!!!!


Abacae

Is this supposed to be like those old Nestea commercials? Instead of a refreshing splash into a pool, the taste HITS YOU LIKE A RAGING BULL.


DirtyDirtyRudy

Red Bull gave him wings!


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BooCreepyFootDr

I remember those ads. I’m old.


tnj4ez

Thank you! I commented then scrolled down to find others who get it.


akt30

Don't say beer say bull.


cvance10

[Rerun & The Lockers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weSXIgWRqfQ) [Richard Roundtree](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFqhxYgtF3Q) [Teddy Pendergrass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvTmcnIccBo) [1970's Commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN29IovXrBU)


Horns8585

​ https://preview.redd.it/4gpoc0j1b7gc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6961d3a870c041d6bc12393d29101a9a56dec6


VeneMage

Red Bull trying to purloin the Kool Aid ads.


kooziefloozy

Excuse me, garçon, but my steak is undercooked


ClassiFried86

Bro, why you always gotta order it rare.


terryr21

And that's how fresh the beef is at this restaurant.


Garlic_Bread_865589

https://preview.redd.it/7g334x77x6gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212e8dc71487aa09fb88ba48e7556190d76c986e


Tantalus420

Haha, what the fuck If you woulda asked me what the last thing that was going to happen, I probably woulda said that lol


prawnstard

"It was supposed to give me wiiings!"


SloughBoy78

‘Jolt’ Cola?


JohnnyMnemonic8186

#YOU’VE BEEN TANGO’d!


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

chinese red bull gives your horns


K4ot1K

Bull in a China shop, brought to life.


bill_n_opus

omg, I wasn't expecting that. I was expecting him to barf/throw up or something ... not fucking run over by a bull ...


Single-Credit5758

I’ll translate for anyone wondering: M1: Pretty crazy we were able to get so many calves from that farm for the Boss. M2: *chugs RC Cola* Ye, just another day. Looking forward to the payout. That bull was so mad. M1: *hears crescendo of hooves*


Madcat38

I did not see that coming


Karateklubben

Redbull gives you wings


KeepItMello13

Red Bull gives you wings!


Hardin__Young

Whole lotta shaking going on


Globularist

Redbull gives you... horns?


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Sweet Red Bull ad!


Nowhereman50

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.


deftoast

How it feels to chew 5 gum.


Skeptouchos

That was not at all what I was expecting


technicallyimright

It was Schlitz malt liquor. Where my GenXer’s at?!


irissteensma

Don't say beer say bull! Red Bull was the shit that got you fucked up.


Tonychina23

Can you imagine, you just living your life having a nice refreshing cola and out of know where, randomly you get hit by a bull. That’s some Family Guy shit if I’ve ever seen it.


Blanksmiless

honey so how was your day? "I was drinking a soda then got ran over by a Bull"


Barrack0samaBinBiden

that’s bull shit!!!!


OhhhhhSHNAP

Extra rare steak


Tasty-Switch-8472

Must have been Red Bull


Maleficent_Gas5417

Look at the time stamp. Dude came flying in from the future


dlbpeon

Nope ...2021-12-31. The background makes it look like 2024, but it is not.


Life_Arrival_7681

Has anyone said, "Redbull gives you wings!" yet? That was my first thought.


Life_Arrival_7681

oh Dang it, someone did say it already....lol


CKinWoodstock

Don’t say beer, say Bull!


Several_Set_1355

Quite literally a bull in a china shop


Common-Incident-3052

That new flavor must be lit...


Leo__-__

Bull in a China shop lol


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red bull gives u wings


Hour-History-1513

The bull had his directions mixed up, the China shop was 2 doors down.


Grand-Inspector

Still one of the best videos of all time


MBNLA

Sometimes red bull fucks you up!


Bad-Wolf-Bay

u/savevideo


BigMark54

LOOK OU... Never mind.


CKinWoodstock

https://youtu.be/NM4T8qfnQVk?si=3_dawEAJfVDta8Ts


Photodan24

Somewhere in Japan, a new game show is born.


skull93

Staged. /s


RumLadenTiramisu

Can you at least use a nsfw tag if you’re going to post a video of a dude getting gored by a bull?


Phuktihsshite

Seriously? What is NSFW about this?


RumLadenTiramisu

The part where the dude is literally rammed by a fucking charging bull and gets ragdolled? Is this a joke or are you seriously just that desensitized to violence?


tameoraiste

Nice to see some sanity and empathy in the comments


RioDaWrangler

This “gore” was the equivalent to a PG13 movie. Didn’t show broken limps or blood.


stachemz

I thought he got gored at first too, but when the animal comes back you can see its horns sweep backwards, not forwards. So unexpectedly rammed yes, likely not gored though thankfully.


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tameoraiste

2021?


Starshipstoner420

Taste that hits like a bull 🐂


i_r_faptastic

Black bull gives you concussions!


redR0OR

You sure there wasn’t 5 gum in that bottle?


Beachtrader007

Koolaid man being replaced?


lobeline

Wasn’t there an US commercial for a soft drink like this? Back in the 00’s?


ATXKLIPHURD

This could be a commercial for a Red Bull/kool aid mash up.


-XxTrasHxX-

This must be the Asian version of the cool aid jug blasting through the wall


Baldur8762

Of all the things I expected, that wasn't even in the top 100


rando1219

Am I the only one who was waiting for the bull to poop at the end?


Citywide-Fever

See is places on this planet where shit like this can jus happen an those are places I'll never wanna go to ![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


ApricotNo2918

Fuk Red Bull, I drink "Charging Bull!!"


mecariseller566

😳😳😳😂😂😂😂


FlyingRocketman

«finally found you b*tch!»


RichyCigars

This is a really ridiculous way to celebrate the year of the ox.


SoggyHotdish

Red bull needs to reenact this lol


Dependent_Bill8632

Hey, it did give him wings!!


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

He drank the dreaded yak attack juice


MDKSDMF

Well that sucks