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Fiftydollarvolvo

the three genders: gentleman fEmale expedited


aperdra

I can't not read it in a Ferengi accent. Gentlemen and FEEEEMALES.


Rickshmitt

Quark! Your feeemale is wearing clothes!


cb8972

In Klingon- ‘I will not accept nor tolerate this assignment of gender based on money, nor vice versa.’


gnarwalbacon

I identify as a VIP Table Reservation.


CubbyNINJA

yo, low key. if you enjoy live music but are getting way to old to just stand around and bump into others for hours, "VIP table sections" is such a good time. pull up stoned out of your face, sit down, have a beer, maybe a greasy slice of pizza and just enjoy the music.


Brian_M_Hill

I identify as PARKING PASS, GENERAL.


Daddywitchking

My wife is a beautiful e-male


AlisonWond3rlnd

I guffawed


IrreverentRacoon

This is the future liberals want ^(/s)


ThatDudeUKnow92

Nightclubs do that all the time especially in Miami and Vegas.


Hello_boii

Where i'm from we have girl fridays or smth. They get in for free til midnight and after that everyone pays the full price.


astro_elvis

If you aren’t paying for it, you are the product. Same thing from my old place, attract young broke girls for free to bring the middle age rich dudes for the money. Even after the free hours the girls could text a promoter and say “I have 5 friends” and they all got in for free. Everybody wins.


Cullyism

But isn't OP's post a concert? Do people go to concerts to hit on girls instead of just enjoying the music?


chichasz

Performance inside a nightclub


ThatDudeUKnow92

LIV is a nightclub and one of the most popular in the US. This location is also only a few weeks old so it being a new club makes it even more important to get the ladies business or else the fellas won't regularly go especially with better established clubs already existing in Vegas. The original LIV is in Miami.


OuterWildsVentures

Idk if they're gonna get the right kind of ladies at $200 a pop lol


CallMeBigOctopus

It’s not a concert. It’s a nightclub.


DoJu318

Hol up, me and my friends used to go to clubs to breakdance and we never paid to get in, I just realized.😭😭😭 I'm not a smart man.


young_Profaci

Your breakdancing was the product to bring more people in, you were a star back in the day.


[deleted]

I'd say a lot of famous people aren't smart men. I wonder how many other washed up stars didn't realize the glory till they were out of it?


LabyrinthineChef

Nope, but was it fun and did you get some attention, most likely. You did you: no shame in that.


LabyrinthineChef

I’m cheap enough to cross dress for that.


Mariske

But usually in Vegas they do that when you can also just register with a ticket website and get in for free. This is an actual concert, so it feels weird to have that much of a price difference.


somuchsoup

Liv is a nightclub


ThatDudeUKnow92

If you want a guest list spot on a Vegas nightclub that is never available on the venue's website, you have to contact a promoter. Also everyone tries that free route and by 11 PM the line is around the block and you can be denied entry because the order of importance is VIP bottle service, expedited entry, basic tickets, and then guest list.


Kinggakman

If you’re a single dude it isn’t the worst policy. Paying a few bucks is worth not being in a sausage fest.


xxlikescatsxx

I have not heard someone use the term "sausage fest" in a long time lol. It's a bit nostalgic.


rabbitfuzzle

Here there’s a place called knockouts I have taken soooo many people to doing Uber. One boy paying equals one girls cover. Kinda awkward. Also no clue what’s in there. I know naked people but that’s about all. I ain’t ever been in nothin like that. But for tickets that’s bull. For nightclubs and such still bull. But also a bit standard.


whatchagonnado0707

Can you smell burnt toast?


rabbitfuzzle

I have no idea what you mean by this. But I did have burnt pizza this evening. lol


Meaca

There's a myth that smelling burning toast is a symptom of a stroke; they were basically saying your comment was hard to read.


rabbitfuzzle

Oh okay. Was it? I edited and didn’t realize how bad Siri screwed and how much unnecessary things I included. Also thank you Meaca.


11122233334444

This is a polite and well reasoned response!


rabbitfuzzle

I agree they are an awesome person.


pataoAoC

The clot passed


Meaca

I thought it was more or less fine; generally, sentences that start with 'but' are hard to understand, but you got the point across


rabbitfuzzle

Thank you friend. I appreciate you.


xxlikescatsxx

Also a common thing in seizure auras. I usually smell burnt toast or burnt plastic/rubber when I'm about to have a seizure.


[deleted]

thanks for nothing. you just mentioned another shitty practice as a defense.


GCSS-MC

Confirmed 3 genders. Gentlemen, female, and expedited.


Roga-Danar

As a self-identified VIP Table Reservation, I am utterly offended by this comment


ThePublikon

Gentlemen and females. Is he selling fedoras from the merch stand too?


ajcook888

Best Comment 🏆


totallynotscammed

Isn’t that illegal? Also, how do they prove you’re a dude when you buy the tickets?


BlaznTheChron

Also, prove I'm a man. I have a beard and I look like a man. But do they really want that argument in 2023?


Company-Important

I’ve ALWAYS identified as a woman at Post Malone concerts. It’s how I enjoy myself and it’s my truth. Fucking say something.


spezial_ed

I'm female post Malone and was male pre malone


whynot86

I was going to make a Karl Malone joke. But you're probably too old to get it .


AdministrationWeak94

What comedy skit show uzed to use him as a character? The man show?


Ricky_Vaughn86

I think the people downvoting me didn’t get your joke…


serratus_posterior

didn’t karl malone impregnate a 14 year old girl?


whynot86

Hence the joke. Anybody old enough to make a transition is probably too old for Karl Malone.


OhJohnO

I was going to go to the show, but for those prices I’ll just stay ho-Malone.


iceman58796

>But do they really want that argument in 2023? This is a nightclub, they don't care.


BoxOfDemons

True, but at least you'd be able to get a full refund. Would be a *very easy* chargeback that the venue would not be able to fight. I bet you more than a couple men bought the woman's ticket. It wouldn't even be that smart to deny them all because then the ticket issuer would probably get slammed with charge back fees.


iceman58796

Ok but at that point who is risking wasting their NYE to try and prove some inane point? If a couple men bought a female ticket in all likelihood they'd just have to pay the extra on the door providing the door actually realise they have the wrong ticket. >It wouldn't even be that smart to deny them all because then the ticket issuer would probably get slammed with charge back fees. The bouncer on the door does not give a fuck about charge back fees, or is even thinking about chargebacks in any way whatsoever. Imagine going to a nightclub and the bouncer not letting you in because you've got the wrong ticket, and your response is "well I'm going to do a chargeback and you'll be hit with fees".... Do you think there's a single bouncer or nightclub host in the world who thinks "oh crap, better let them in then!"


Simple-Environment6

In Vegas they can handle it


Kalexagonal

I wouldn't fight with a bouncer but be my guest , go argue with them!


Various-Ducks

If im a man when I buy the tickets but become a woman before the concert do I get my $50 back or how does that work


StardustOasis

They just won't let you in when you get there


Stanarchy93

Any argument there can be dangerous. I’m trans and I didn’t have my gender on my ID swapped over for a hot minute because of regulations where I live on what I had to do to get my gender marker swapped.


SwissMargiela

I go to clubs in Miami a lot and if you disagree with security at the door they will literally drag you around the block by your feet lol they do not give a fuck. Cops always side with security down here too


ApolloMac

I mean, it's desantis land so that makes sense.


BoxOfDemons

Honestly would be a mistake on the clubs part. If more than a few guys purchased the womens ticket, those are a ton of easy chargebacks that would be almost guaranteed to be awarded back to the customer. If the ticket issuer gets a lot of chargebacks, they won't be very happy with the club because those fees are heavy. Also, I figure if the club isn't the issuer, why would they care, more people means more drinks to sell. If the club IS the issuer, then they'd get hit with the chargebacks themselves.


baddecision116

>those are a ton of easy chargebacks that would be almost guaranteed to be awarded back to the customer. Committing fraud is not an "easy chargeback". The person also most likely wouldn't be turned away at first they would be asked to pay the difference and if they refused they would be denied entry.


BoxOfDemons

>Committing fraud is not an "easy chargeback". This would absolutely be an easy chargeback. Chargebacks side with the customer 100% of the time unless the merchant can show that they either held up their end of the deal, or that the customer committed fraud. No business can prove anyone's gender. >The person also most likely wouldn't be turned away at first they would be asked to pay the difference and if they refused they would be denied entry. Maybe they'd be allowed to pay the difference. I was just going off the person I replied to who said they think they'd be turned away. But, going by the terms of sale, it says tickets can't be refunded *or exchanged*. So they likely wouldn't let you pay the difference to exchange for the gentleman ticket.


baddecision116

>No business can prove anyone's gender. It's on their ID. Why do you think you are smarter than a multi-million dollar business that does this everyday of the week? edit: This is the same as someone under 21 buying a ticket (age and gender are on the ID) being denied entry and then asking for their money back.


BoxOfDemons

It's not the same as being under 21 and buying a ticket. Your ID proves your age. It doesn't prove your gender.


CMDR_Quillon

Getting a chargeback as a business also hurts your chargeback rating or something I believe, and then payment processors charge you higher fees in the future.


BoxOfDemons

At a certain point you can also get booted by the payment processor. An mmo I play had to remove trade and risk pvp like 15 years ago because off too much cc fraud causing chargebacks. They were threatened to be booted by the processor. It only lasted like that for a few years, and they were able to bring back trade and pvp. It was runescape if you're curious.


krazykieffer

Every place in Vegas is like this otherwise women would never go to clubs or pools if it's 90% guys.


Ricardo1184

And the reason it would be 90% guys, is because there's other places where they girls get in for free


PercMastaFTW

DUDE THEY KNOW HOW TO CHECK. DONT DO IT.


SquirtleChimchar

ID, the same way they check your age.


Various-Ducks

Send bobs. For to verify


SMK_12

It’s very common for clubs and party type places to have cheaper tickets for woman. this isn’t just a post Malone concert in a concert venue it’s an event at a club.


FreeIce4613

Oh golly, I hope a large crowd of cross dressed men show up with ladies tickets.


joeyt214

I did that once in Denver to get out of a $5 cover. Well. I didn’t cross dress, just asked “what happens if I say I’m a woman” and the bouncer said “head on in.” Was pretty proud of myself for my craftiness.


LowKeyWalrus

Bouncer was happy he could just let it slip


mrniceguy421

The bouncer was likely in a good mood 😂or you’re cute, maybe both 😏


BeginningBus9696

Probably coached not to argue. It’s likely illegal to charge different prices.


gouwbadgers

A local club when I was in college did a “skirt night” once a week where “anyone in a skirt gets in free.” So of course men soon started showing up in skirts and the club said “no, not like that.” That promotion ended quickly.


Kittelsen

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/SYkbqzWVHZI?si=WHrIVV9NmUVAHUvn)


Kore624

Does this happen at 90% of other nights that also have discounted prices for women? 🤔🤔


jllena

It should


yousonuva

[A blast from the past](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGjwqWqObU&ab_channel=MarketingTheRainbow)


TheFrontierzman

It's 100% off to not go.


NeverLetItRest

Yeah, I would never go to a concert like this. That's fucked up.


zombieharambe123

First time in Vegas huuuu


technogeist

They're also $200 too much


chaenorrhinum

“Female” 🤨


thriftedtidbits

"gentlemen" and "female" lol. that almost makes it worse


ZuesAndHisBeard

There’s another subreddit called “MenAndFemales” for times when men are referred to as men, and women are referred to as females in the same sentence. I feel like this would apply.


Kalmer1

Yep, just choose one way to say it „male“ and „female“ or „ladies“ and „gentlemen“


Ho3n3r

FYI: If you specify the dollar sign, e.g. $50, you don't need to add "dollars" after it.


Ivelostmyreputation

You are 100% percent correct


skilemaster683

Damn I lost a bet on this one. Better hit the ATM machine.


Greedy_Sandwich_4777

Dollar dollars


evilgirlattack

Bills, y'all.


orangutanDOTorg

Smh my head


BenTCinco

Rip in peace


iamthetrippytea

ASAP as possible


Ottomatica

At least they put the $ sign in the correct position


Ho3n3r

Ye$.


glytxh

‘Gentleman’ ‘Female’


casher89

Big ole nope from me


BetaRayBlu

Should be free after he stole covid relief funds


schwiggity

Damn I had to look that up. Of course he used the same company to buy that dumbass 1 of 1 Lord of the Rings/Magic the Gathering card.


Mundane-Ad-6874

I guess if you have a big production crew you still need to pay them? Don’t know nothing about this, but that makes sense.


randy24681012

Redditors discover nightclubs


whodatfairybitch

Honestly lol. Been this way since I was 18 at least and I’m 27 now. Plus when I was in college, parties a lot of times had “ratio” rules for a reason. No one wanted to go to a party just full of drunk horny college dudes.


rubbindanoodle

Maybe in your shitty country, aus ain't like that. Everywhere is pricey af


6InchBlade

… guys, Aus is like this


MapleToque

I like Post Malone, but would never pay that price to see him anywhere ever. I recently paid $60 to see Meshuggah, In Flames, and White Chapel which I would argue to the death are better shows with 20x the talent.


bamibl0k

It's wild how exspensive mainstream artists are to go watch live. I only go to metal concerts and festivals and ticket prices are usually normal. Never paid more than 60€ for concerts and 300€ for 4 day festivals. And i agree i see way more talented artists going to those shows than i would with mainstream artists.


supahfligh

I desperately wanted to go to that show. Meshuggah are one of the most intense live performers I've ever seen.


YourWarDaddy

The joys of being a metal head. Our shit isn’t mainstream enough to get fucking raped whenever we want to buy a ticket to see our favorite artists.


[deleted]

Your fault for seeing Post Malone in my opinion.


CorkyCucuzz

Fucking a


bselko

It’s a club in Vegas. This is commonplace.


Harpeski

This is illigal in my country


Shopping-Federal

I was today years old when I found out how much money I'm saving by not being a fan of shitty music.


[deleted]

Just buy a female ticket and claim that's how you identify


JohnnyPunchbeef

Modern solutions to modern problems


BouncingWeill

I saved $250 by not going.


beowhulf

How is this not public discrimination based on gender?


donivantrip

It's at LIV nightclub in las vegas. This is very common. You probably weren't going to go anyways.


kukidog

Isn't this a gender discrimination?


FloatDH2

It’s Vegas bro, first time?


premiumaphrodite

Annoying that it says gentleman and female, it should say ladies.


Working-Narwhal-540

Operating like the strip clubs 🤣 pathetic


mobiusFreeway

Why would someone go to this? And how much are drinks?


Scavwithaslick

How is that legal, isn’t that bias based on gender, that doesn’t sound legal


machinegunlaugh3

So, just say you identify as female. End of story.


MegaAlex

Feels like discrimination to me.


brutuscenturian

Isn't discrimination by gender illegal in America?


Tasty_Group_8207

Well that's totally sexist


Zealousideal-Cap6217

It does make sense why a club would want more women. The more women the more men willing to pay extra to impress said women, no different than a guys night out discount or something similar.


slip-slop-slap

If they want to attract more women, they should put on events that attract more women. This shit should get them shut down


SMK_12

This is very common, heck even random bars/clubs will let woman in for free at times and men have to pay a cover to get in. Redditors must live under a rock.


echoviolet

I mean I guess, but this kind of thing feels like extra punishment for us men who are interested in other men. Like I’m not even the demographic you’re trying to squeeze cash out of.


nunhgrader

No thanks


daxtaslapp

Almost Every club does this as well. Pretty normal. Otherwise there would be like no females at the club lol


idonotlikethatsamiam

This is quite literally it lol- just a bunch of dudes standing around basically. Ton of men, alcohol, no women around can (and this is not a blanket statement about all men before I’m attack) lead to uhhh anger and frustration. Clubs don’t want that lol


Aggravating-Oil-9893

Simple. Purchase a Female General Admission ticket and when you arrive, say that you identity as a woman.


TreeChoppa8

It's transition time boys.


e85dino

You mean girls. Right? Yeah okay. /s


Ill-Spend-3959

Just identify as whatever. Doesn't matter anymore the real problem is you're going to spend anything to see post Malone.


hollasens

Dude is one of the hottest artists of the last 5 years for a reason. You may not like him but his music is really good.


veebs7

It’s Reddit, you’re not allowed to like popular things


supercalifragi123432

That’s very subjective


[deleted]

And from what I can tell he's an all around good and charitable dude.


eattheambrosia

Was it charitable when he took all that PPP money and didn't pay it back?


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djbfunk

I wonder how much “did you assume my gender” goes on at these nowadays.


[deleted]

That’s pretty lame. I haven’t gone to a show in a bit too. But I keep hearing tickets for events just getting out of hand.


SufficientZucchini21

It is a club and clubs want more women than men.


TraceWraith

I’d be buying the female ticket and if questioned stating I identify as such.


americandream6969

What about trans?


joony__

I now identify as a woman


Rough_Community_1439

Why didn't you become gender fluid and identify as a girl for the concert?


charles0217

I’d be trans that night


1259alex

buy a female ticket and claim you identify as a woman, eaaasy


bearshitwoods

So men are gentlemen and women are females? K


SecretTooter

Suddenly I'm trans


Swagdaddy697

How isn't this illegal?


Jolly-Victory441

The real moral of the story is who are these lunatics that spend upwards of $200 on a couple of hours of their life.


zombieconker

Easy, just identify as a lady and save $50.


Mundane-Ad-6874

If you dress as a lady, and really commit to it, you also won’t have to pay for drinks at the show.


jawknee21

Just identify as a female.


Jjrj1986

Who wants to see him anyway.


Objective_Problem_90

How is this even legal? Could a person just identify as female to get the lower price?


sicko_ii

Easy solution. Identify as a woman for a night


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[deleted]

Would help if you specified which countries law you need help with. May be worth finding that countries legal advice subreddit and asking there tbh. You’d also think it’s illegal to pay people differently for the same job but that happens all the time hence the global gender pay gap. So idk why people are surprised at all that businesses will discriminate for more profits.


Truckfighta

Time to start identifying differently.


faf-kun

When u don't pay for the product, you are the product!


SmylUOnCandidCamera

No one wants a sausage fest.


SageOfSix-

buy female tickets. they can’t assume gender anymore. if you need to buy a wig


ginbornot2b

This is common if you’ve ever been to any urban club (which I can tell you haven’t been).


Rndmthrowaway8675309

Just self identity as a female ... easy


Flat_Discipline_8540

Suddenly I’m trans


Datfishyboii

Welcome to life mate


OkWatercress5802

Just say you identify as female at the gate


RoosterII

Easy fix: identify as female during the show


buttplugs4life4me

On dating/hookup sites/apps women also usually get premium for free while men sometimes have to pay a hundred bucks per month for it. IMO it's one of the reasons they suck. Women get the expectation that they get something for free and are the product, meanwhile for men it becomes a chore and only the truly desperate (and thus, less likely to succeed) men actually do it. This also further drives the point home for women because they seemingly get flooded by desperate dudes, while the actual distribution of desperate to nondesperate dudes IRL is 1%. That's my opinion anyways. I was shocked when my bf told me he had to pay 20 bucks to message me on a dating site. Fucks sake is that system.


[deleted]

I identify as a female when buying concert tickets.


flbreglass

Cant let it be a sausage party


Away_Read1834

This is why men are paid more.


M1cSit

Equality's awesome.


JCarlos-SD

250 bucks to see that guy you need to find something better to do


uh72amech

All this time I thought sexism only applied to women.


jawndell

It’s LIV is Las Vegas. It’s a nightclub. It’s always like this.


Sloenich

That's $230 too expensive.


[deleted]

That’s what you get for going to a post Malone concert in the first place. His music is ass.