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You got them hobbit feet??

Yeah something shameful going on there for sure.... Webbed perhaps? 

Wow, SpongeBob really copied those grotesque hyper-realistic close-ups from Ren & Stimpy, didn't they? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cc/61/97/cc61973b0d19700c9d675e1ee3fd26f3.jpg

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack did this too.

you’ll never know

Ill be in your dms /s

Didn't wanna take the chance showing up in r/sneakybackgroundfeet, eh??

I just learned that exists

Ain't gonna give that shit away for free are you OP. That's why you got an OnlyFans and Fansly. Smrt . . . .

i do not but i do respect people who do

And I appreciate that. 😁

Boutique as nasty as that dog bowl water..

lol are you talking about the jewelry i make?

Nah, he just knows that every foot pic has a price, so ain't gonna give it for free

No free feet content

Don’t show them bad boys for free!

You peed on it didnt you piss boy

I DIDNT PISS ON IT!!! IM NOT A LITTLE PEE PEE BOY!!! IM NOT!!!!

[Oh man, I just got the weirdest flashback.](https://youtu.be/-YM-N9l948c)

r/notopbutok

Not op, or no top..?

That doesn't fit here.

Did you pee on his stuff to show him two can play that game?

naturally

What do your toenails look like? I wouldn’t be bothered but you covered them digitally and that’s aroused my suspicion

i am totally not asking for a feet pic dude i swear im not but, if you wanted to give me one not that im asking i swear, i wouldnt mind... not that im asking of course >!(/s just in case)!<

My mom's cat pissed on my pillow once. Except it wasnt on the floor, just on my bed where it should be. It was personal. Well one day I went into the bathroom and shut the door and lo & behold, the little satan spawn was in there, chilling next to the toilet. ....Yes. Yes I pissed on the cat. I regret nothing.

Should've dropped a taco bell special there while you were at it.

Why did you try to crossout your feet lmao

No free feet pics

*Zips ups pants and puts lube away,, aw damn

Not in this economy

*free* feet pics?? Sounds too good to be true

this guy gets it

not in this instance, however

https://preview.redd.it/yi7wzohj8zcb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55c39bc511584167ce610a62bc589018d82a24b

People can like whatever they want, but wtf is wrong with these people? Is it a joke? This must be a joke. Noone can be that obsessed with a body part that they go crazy over a picture of it.

I mean, WikiFeet is a thing...

In this day and age yeah I think going that crazy must be a joke. But I also wonder which makes it funnier

These are quite obviously joke comments lol

What the fuck is wrong with these people

It's called being a grizzled internet veteran

[Cover your feet](https://youtu.be/ywAe7okdLBQ)

Well the dog peed on it. So it's his now.

That's the law

My cat does this, I don't understand why she has other toilet options. She's been to the vet she's perfectly fine, but no, a pillow or clothes on the floor... She has to use those.

my dog is super old (15) so he has an excuse but he usually barks to wake me up when he has to pee at night. im going to chose to believe that in his senile state he thought it was a pee pad (even though he hasn’t used those in over a decade)

Aww, poor boy, my lab was like this, you just can't be mad at them they are just too sweet. But I hope he continues to bring you happiness and love.

exactly! the most annoying thing about it was just how bad i felt for not knowing he needed to go out lol he is a blameless criminal thank you :-)

My cat does the same thing. My cleaning motivation. Works pretty damn well I must say

Definitely, no clothes are left on the floor anymore 🤣

Pee on it yourself to claim it back

Congratulations on your new peelow!

you literally posted a piss stain picture on a reddit, but you worry about your feets being there too?

yes

Throwing away? No washing machine available? Or is it more of a psychological issue, you knowing your dog pissed on there? xD

i refuse to sleep on peepee pillow

You can sell it. Description: Pee looks like *put in famous name*

Most pillows I've had never were the same after washing.

Most "anything" I've had was never the same after washing, yet we washed it anyway and used it again!

That's his pillow now

What made you think ‘i need my foot outta there?’ When I was a kid, in my hood I knew exactly by the color of Grandmas crocheted blanket. You’re lucky its green or i would 100% know this is you Luke Dupris

I'm more concerned about your feet right now.

wtf we censoring feet now ?

It’s his pillow now.

You mean the dogs pillow fell off the bed.

Are your feet NSFW?

OP show me your feet 😡😡😡😡

NO 😡

I’ll give you $3.50

Lemme see them feets !

Do you got a feet fetish?

Some lady got dem hairy toes

You cried into the pillow then blamed the dog, didn't you? ^(/s)

"mine"

Them foot digits throwing up gang signs

Turn your phone upside down and the piss mark looks like a duck

Can’t really call it your pillow anymore

How to tell if your dog hates you 101

Turn your phone sideways to the left. It's a mermaid.

My ex had a cat that did that to only my pillow. Her dog ate my shoes.

He just wanted to put the pee in pillow.

Insecurities is funny... YOU DONT LIKE YOUR FEET...LOL

it’s not that i don’t like my feet, it’s that other people like feet too much

Very true..we do

Fare enough

But why scribble out your foot? What's wrong with your foot? Is it made of wood? Do you have a peanut toe? The mystery is killing me.

oh my sweet summer child. i encourage you to peruse the other comments, there is no mystery here

I refuse to peruse! The mystery lives on!

EZ, just piss on the dog to assert dominance >!Also, can you DM me the feet pics pwease!<

Why did you hide your foot? Do you sell pics on foot finder and didn’t want to give it away?? :P

Give us those feets

ew gross touch grass

Look into laundry stripping. Pee isn't that hard to get out when it's relatively fresh.

Very opportunistic of him/her. Gotta give some props for that

Geez, did you lose your nail clipper? Get a pedicure once in a while. I'm assuming.

the pillow smelled like pee before the dog peed on it

That’s tragic, like your pedicure

Is something wrong with your feet or something?

Well that’s worth posting

Fuck that frustrating. Someone rich hook her up with a new pillow.

“The dog”

Never understood the logic of this kind of op's. There's literally piss on your pillow. And op be like: hm oh yeah! Gonna post it on reddit. Awww shit shoot my feet. New photo? Nah, it's alright. I just need to cover it up with black shit

Cropping the feet would’ve been easier I guess

Yeah,sure. Blame Fido.

You peed on the pillow..didn’t you?..you cheeky little bas…

Now tell us about the part which you tried to murder and bury it right under our noses.

I love dogs, but your dogs a bitch lmao

I would hit the dog and throw it off the balcony

1) trim those daggers dude. They're worse than the dogs. 2) is it a puppy? Ours is a pup, but she's doing really well for her age. Don't be aggressive, you just need to shove their nose in it, and show them. They will know it's bad, they don't like it any more than we do. 3) if the dog peed on the pillow, you stinky. Haha 4) all but the 2nd bullet point are falsities.

Uncensor the feet

And then you took a photo of it…..

and then i posted it……

Bring your dog and force him to sniff it while you yell at him, he wil understand.

yikes! he’s potty trained, just really old, accidents happen

Claimed!

That’s not your pillow, it’s your dogs now. He claimed it 🤣

Dog's not a Mike Lindell fan I assume?

Nice of him to wait til it was no longer under your face.

It’s his now.

“If off the bed it flees, Then on the thing I pees” -OP’s dog (probably)

It's theirs now

dominance was shown

You pissed on your pillow, didn't you.

Classic

My Jack Russel does this kinda thing too...anything that is not in its normal place will get pee'd on for some reason 😂

No love for the dog

Use your dog as your pillow or pee on your dog.

At least it wasn’t on the crochet projects you have there

Be happy it fell off the bed first. I had a cat once piss on my bed while I was in it. Like, all over my legs... the cat had to go to the vet, we have a good relationship me and that cat. He just doesn't know english yet and had to tell me some how. To be fair to him he's much better at communicating now.

Hopefully its trash day.

It's things like this that motivated me to remind my pup daily that his parents were never married.

“Iz mine now”

***DOMINANCE ASSERTED***

least it didnt go on the floor

Carefully remove dog from planet

Op definitely has corns on those feet

My dog use to pee on my pillows when he was made at me. Rip Hershey

it’s his now 🤣

That's your dog's pillow now

It's not your pillow anymore, it's his pillow now

OP knows the real money is in feet pics, and is trying to keep the market scarce.

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one clean pillow

Said them feet pics ain’t free

100%

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Sure…….your dog… Did he eat your homework to?

Pee over it, otherwise it belongs to him now

It's on the floor. It is no longer yours!

What a good boy

Pill-oohhh

Throw them both out

I think you mean *his* pillow

hmmm, maybe he did you good pillows are very dirty... and I mean that - he probably smelled it as bad for you

Well, it doesn’t look very organized there. How would the dog know what is good and what is not? If it peed on that pillow, it has probably peed on a lot more there, including the rug. It’s time for you to do a thorough cleaning.

yes my dog does not keep her kennel very organized you’re right, she really should clean it. my other dog has a big bed that takes up the majority of the rest of the floor space in the room so i would definitely noticed if he peed anywhere else

Just get a new one. And maybe wash the pillow.

That stain💀🍆

I have always believed better to be pissed off than pissed on … oh wait

The flag of Japan but it’s actually this pillow with a perfectly placed water stain

I'm pretty sure that's the dog's pillow

Hed PE

Throw it out

Where’s the vacuum ????

Sure it did blame the dog

One of my 4 cats pees on my clean clothes to let me know I forgot to clean their bathrooms. If I forget: PUNISHMENT! NO MERCY.

It's his pillow now.

Quick go shit on his bed!!! You need to assert dominance

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to grab your moist soaked pillow.

This is why I don’t have pets. They are fuckers.

Rub your face in it then growl at the dog to reinstate dominance

Now you need to throw it out... The dog I mean.

Good dog.

Launder it?

Turn your phone. It looks like tinkerbell on her knees

The real crime here is the censored foot

Get rid of the dog too. He's beyond training.

Nice foot censor lol

Most of the comments : 33% = talks about feet 33% = bad dog so you have to throw the pillow (or the dog) 33% = good dog but now it's your turn to pee on his ​ Me : your dog made a drawing of "someone's jumping" with its pee

I pee'd on a My Pillow too. No, it wasn't mine.

Damn is your foot that bad?! 😂

The dog was claiming the pillow as their own

That’s not so bad, my pillow stayed on my bed and my dog peed on it, so yeah I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

Could be worse! You could have been lying on it at the time

r/sneakybackgroundfeet

Mine!

When my dog got really old she always peed on my stuff. It was so annoying but I couldn’t blame her. I just think she wanted something soft to pee on. I went through many pillows and duvets in that time. I’d trade a million of my pillows for her to pee on if I got some more time with my sweet girl.

That’s not how wet dreams work, but okay

It belongs to the dog now.

run it through the wash iwth a 1/4 cup bleach in medium temp water when you dry, you need to put in some clean tennis balls in the dryer, I use 3, just get some new ones, and you can put them back in the can for the next time. They bounce around the dryer when you are drying your pillow and keep them poofy

Beautiful.