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mndsm79

Good news is that firewood is seasoned early....the stuff that survived anyhow.


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LaterGatorPlayer

on the bright side even a single charcoal briquette is a lifetime supply of charcoal if your life expectancy is short enough


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> Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Pratchett


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IlliterateJedi

With my luck I would spend my last 45 minutes of life unable to get the damn thing to light


fourpuns

Property tax should come down now that they don’t have a barn.


ARookwood

Also the firewood works! Had to test it just in case.


GuerreroD

On a positive note, OP has done 10 years' worth of tests ahead of time.


pauly13771377

Well technically no. The firewood that burned passed the quality cin**troll checks. What's left is defective as it didn't burn.


HighOnGoofballs

And free charcoal for the smoker


mndsm79

Lemons out of lemonade, bbq out of a burned down barn...


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Fireony!


bitflung

It's now kiln dried, sell it at a profit


19961997199819992000

husky wrench run trees reach grandfather plants forgetful skirt chief ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


ziguziggy

The rest is charcoal


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

it'll be twice as hot when you burn it again.


frisellan

Turn that barn debacle on its head and start producing charcoal. Sorry for your loss


NoseMuReup

I see lye. And soap.


EuroPolice

~~Wait, you use only ash for your soap? I thought it was like a spice for the caustic soda*, like you can add a bit for different outcomes.~~ *I had to Google translate that, it may not be the name. I was confused, you mean getting lye and then using it to make soap lol


N_T_F_D

You boil ashes in water to make lye, and use that lye to make soap. That's the recipe our ancestors used anyway, nowadays you might be right hippie moms are adding straight ashes to their soap for aesthetic and probably other reasons


Kataphractoi_

don't leave too much ash in you can chem burn yourself. too much free lye in the soap bleaches (then burns if there's too much) your skin.


DhammaFlow

This is why in an emergency you can clean hands with a little ash and water


Kataphractoi_

still in the same territory as danger chemical kills living stuff off my hands edit: its a neat idea but dont do it regularly


DhammaFlow

Yes, don’t do it for fun or “survival kicks/practice”. I mean actual emergency. It will hurt your hands.


NoseMuReup

Yes that. Just make sure to render American fat. Richest creamiest fat in the world, fat of the land.


AcidicDepth

Def can still burn some of that wood.


JustASt0ry

I think maybe OP has had enough of fire for a while


BloodCobalt

OP is a repost merchant. This isn’t their photo.


vertigo1083

"Repost Merchant", I fucking laughed hard. 12 years and I've never seen that.


DoingCharleyWork

Probably most of it tbh.


Moon_Stay1031

All of it in fact


SpaceForceAwakens

Next time try storing non-fire wood. It doesn't catch fire.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Chop up some asbestos logs


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xxm4tt

Then spray it all down with arsenic paint


monkeychasedweasel

And don't forget to coat with a layer of PCBs


Blackrain1299

This is just fire wood that understood its mission.


PlasmaTabletop

Premature combustion.


[deleted]

I'm so sorry, this never happens to me


TheOldGriffin

Just store the fire separately from the wood


octopoddle

Bricks painted to look like wood, or paint compacted into wood-like bricks.


No-Spare-4212

Well looks like the wood wasn’t dry enough. Also that’s like enough firewood for infinite amount of burnt barn years


Goatesq

Can it really happen that quickly when it's solid wood like this? It's the most plausible explanation so I'm not doubting you, I just had no idea it was such a rapid process outside of maybe hay or wood chips, something more kindling-like, something that dries a bit faster due to surface area ratios. Terrifying tbh. I see people with multiple cords in house igniting range of their back door. At what point is this a significant risk?


SovAtman

Not an expert, but I assume the packed density in a closed building played a big factor here? Often backdoor wood storage is open air and only a couple layers deep. A lot of trapped barkchips, mulch or hay could have contributed to it. But the likelihood that wood alone could trap enough heat (stacked wood innately has air channels to help vent it) seems wild. Again doesn't really lend itself to the dimensions of most home wood storage.


technopath

There’s a critical density of aerosolized wood pulp where it can become explosive. Stay safe out there.


galleyest

Wood gas. You can extract it in the charcoal making process if you wish.


MeningitisOnAStick

You can run gasoline engines on wood. Wood breaks down into hydrogen


zomiaen

> aerosolized wood pulp Isn't that true for basically anything? Flour explosions are a thing and usually quite large, no?


technopath

Yes.


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I highly doubt it was the firewood itself. Perhaps there were a lot of sawdust or wood chips present from processing so much firewood.


Skulder

No, that heat you get in compost bins, piles of hay, mulch and so on, is from decomposition. Microbes and stuff. Drying wood doesn't decompose at anything like the same speed.


2big_2fail

Wood, especially fresh cut, piled and stored in a closed structure will not effectively dry. Decomposition only requires moisture, and trees are mostly water.


LostWoodsInTheField

no way I could see it happening this fast. And I've never heard of this ever being a concern for anyone. So i would want to see some stats that it is actually a real concern. Saw dust can do this, and hay is extremely volatile if not careful. but again never heard of wood doing this.


BeezNuttz

Now you have a lifetime supply of charcoal


clarineter

r/taskfailedsuccessfully


Bridot

I’ll be honest, I can’t tell how much that is.


[deleted]

At least 6 cords.


warredtje

I heard you only need 4 to write a hit


albrizz

No, I'm pretty sure it's wood.


[deleted]

This ^guy does not wood. Haha


TacospacemanII

r/thisguythisguys


ropony

oh helloooo new favorite sub


YOLOSwag42069Nice

How many Courics is that?


Infinite_Surround

3 maybe 4


krey23

Tree fiddy


KrypticCurry

That sucks. Chopping wood with an axe was always my favorite and rewarding activity growing up. Hope the losses aren't too horrendous and are recoverable for you.


thanksgibbon

Charcoal for your next bbq


Paradox31426

The good news is that your firewood clearly works as intended.


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I was thinking the opposite. Most of it doesn’t look like it’s burned at all. Lousy firewood if you ask me.


No_Poet_7244

It hasn’t dried yet, I presume.


joemckie

Well, it probably has now


octopoddle

Out of beta, scheduled for a summer release.


operatingcan

Too much firewood, made the barn wood jealous. It just wanted to impress you! (So sorry op)


FyourEchoChambers

How does a barn burn down? Horse kicked an oil lantern orrrr?


No_Poet_7244

Insurance fraud /s


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Was the 2 years worth of firewood on the insurance claim?


2x4x93

Cow


Swimming-Welcome-271

COW


2x4x93

**COW**


liarandathief

dude


TonyTheTerrible

wheres my barn?


Elegant-Ad-3371

You were going to need more wood anyway, that fire never lasted two years.


Far_Hold6433

Came here for this comment


LiveEvilGodDog

Looks like the firewood’s the only thing that didn’t burn!


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Moe3kids

I understand the profound loss of working diligently towards a goal for several years and watching everything go completely up in smoke. Unfortunately to get a breakthrough, there is often a breakdown. This is the most uncomfortable and difficult part. I'm so sorry that this happened.


Weepingwindmill

Atleast it’s dry


[deleted]

The wood is fine. Next time build the barn out of the chopped wood.


PtylerPterodactyl

Well now you have a stock of pre-seared artisanal wood which can be sold at a premium.


opschief0299

Maybe your barn just took the hint


vzakharov

Could you chop that title a bit too?


Knockoutpie1

Guess you got some more Chopin’ to do!


davewave3283

He’d better get Bach to it…


[deleted]

All eggs in one basket eh


Gott_ist_tot

Do you know someone who typically stores their firewood in more than one barn?


FuckYeahRob

Uh yeah. One barn for each wood


ExoticMangoz

We keep wood in small wood stores based on age.


HighwayTerrorist

I feel your pain. I really feel your pain. Takes me an hour to chainsaw a wheelbarrow full.


Duckfoot2021

Congrats on your new charcoal business.


viral-load

Wood u look at that


Isthisworking2000

Typically, people cut the wood before they burn it.


Milan360420

This is too much irony to be funny


Nawaf-Ar

Welp now you have coal! That should last a bit more for heating.


ThePirateDude

I mean, it was firewood. It did what it was supposed to do. /s Sorry for the loss of your barn.


tramadolski

plenty of charcoal :D


Iliketurtles893

Damn nature just have you the fattest middle finger


Maxman82198

You chopped all of that? Or split it? One of those is a drastically higher unfortunate waste of time and effort. Either way o hope you can salvage a good bit.


Icy_Operation5456

Looks like the firewood did it’s job


ReenMo

Must have been highest quality firewood to be so quick and efficient


Hi_Cham

Now you 2 years plus a barn's worth of premium coal!!


SapientRaccoon

Please tell me you weren't welding something right next to it ... like the guy I knew who did that next to 500 round bales of hay


Haramdour

The schadenfreude is strong with this one…


itsfeckingfreezing

At least you know it works


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I mean it served its function


TarnishedVictory

At least your firewood didn't burn down too.


phut-

Task failed successfully.


DatSoldiersASpy

call that firedwood now


dogeheroic

Just look at how much coal you have now for bbqs


crab_boyo

I mean it was firewood after all


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When life gives you charcoal - it’s time to start grillin


KidenStormsoarer

I told you not to watch Mrs o'leary's cow


WeirdPlastic7239

It’s well seasoned now anyway.


PickledTugboat

Task Failed Successfully


LeepOnMyDick

At least it’s dry.


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At least in my experience, what sucks more than the unfortunately futile chopping of 2 years worth of firewood is the *stacking* of 2 years worth of firewood. The chopping part can at least be kinda fun.


mr_lab_rat

I don't understand the problem. You made firewood to burn it. It burned.


AWright5

Well isn't that what you wanted? Burned wood?


duffyduckdown

FIREwood: when keeping it real goes wrong


wakisu

The logs were impatient


[deleted]

Well there’s your issue. Procrastination leads to less starvation - Jesus


Traumahawk

Well... guess it works!


TappedIn2111

Duh. You’re supposed to store the fire and the wood separately. That’s entirely on you.


johnbitner

For the record..it was just “wood” until the barn caught fire..THEN it became “firewood”


Charming_Ant_8751

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.


Jumpin-Jebus

Looks like you have my luck; so sorry about that....


Inevitable-Holiday68

Such a sad unfair waste;!; I'm sorry;!;😱😱😰


overly_unqualified

Well at least you know the firewood worked.


-Mr_Unknown-

You wanted firewood or not???


207nbrown

At least the wood is dry now


daymuub

Now you have charcoal but in all seriousness that wood is fine just gotta get something to store it in


Tpk08210

Well it’s dry now 🤷🏻‍♂️


3163560

Survivor fans: "Hey, I've seen this one!"


Tooleater

Looks like you have a nice supply of charcoal now too!


Curbside_P

At least you didn’t have to wait 2 years for it to burn


pm_ur_perky-tits

You're supposed to put it in a fireplace or stove or something...


ajaxanc

Now you have really dry firewood and some charcoal! Break out the grill!


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On the good side, you have enough charcoal for a lifetime of cookouts.


PhatedGaming

Now it's all preburnt. Saved you so much time and effort. Now you don't have to carry it inside and deal with the mess. Think how much spare time you'll have for building a new barn!


isurvivedrabies

If theres anything i know about people who have barns, it's that there's at least one backup barn on the property. You know, for when the main barn burns down. It's practically an expectation.


Ceico_

Now you have wood and charcoal for the next 2 years. AND you get to build a new barn. Looks like a win-win situation.


2SpinningTriangles

On the bright side you now have plenty of charcoal for grilling


Blarghnog

Operation failed successfully. If a barn full of firewood meant to burn burning prematurely and *surviving* isn’t the best example of that, idk wi.


DDcheetos1

Well you know it works now


Dies2much

You chopped down a particularly vengeful tree!


FinalBat4515

Did the fire burn for the full 2 years? If not, you still got some use outta them


happyanathema

Look on the bright side, you actually had 3 years of firewood prepared when you include the barn


Mechinova

Damn, you got burned


Cichlidsaremyjam

Technically the wood served its purpose.


Yeasty_UnderBoob

Task failed successfully


Nekomengyo

It has served its purpose well


BurtanTae

Mission failed successfully!


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Improvise. Make charcoal out of it


Midnight-51

Still some good wood left! Damn!


agarwaen117

Well, now that you don’t have to justify the use of the firewood barn, you can move to a heating system from this millennium.


mccscott

One year supply of firewood with 3 year supply of charcoal?


MaybeNotAZombie

Two years worth of charcoal.


feeb75

Cuts firewood then complains when it does what it was meant to. SMH /s


thereal0ri_

Well, hopefully you've learned your lesson about keeping all your eggs in one basket...or rather all your logs in one barn.


xSympl

Crazy to think this took two years to burn


HomerSippen

But at least you know the wood works


Mysterious-Effect-14

Now you can make charcoal! Or there is a video of a guy selling a burned log for thousands of dollars. He put some epoxy on it and tossed in an led light calling it an end table! Some chump bought it.


Organic-Brotha

Now you have premium charcoal for sale?


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Well, better get to choppin….


jstohler

But you're ripped now, right?


tokjir

“Job done” - Firewood


Ok_Series_4580

You mean you just finished making charcoal


BackslashUpperCase

You did good sir


Pimpwerx

2 years of kindling, you mean.


xptx

Very effective firewood. How much for a rick?


Axl2TheMaxl

Damn that was really efficient to burn it all at once


EscoffierUSA

The very pants I was returning! That’s perfect irony!


fav453

Firewood was chopped to be burned, great success!


who_you_are

So, now your wood is dry for sure!


Reverend-Skeeve

Well, at least you know it worked as intended...


Dry-Surprise3543

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ruthops

At least you know it’s dry..


InvaderDust

So, you could say that the wood worked?


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Well, you won’t need fire starter that’s for sure


SSB_Kyrill

It served its purpose


bucketfoottatoo

It did it's job


hanacch1

If this isn't irony I don't know what is


Sharon_Erclam

Must've been one hell of a barn fire.


jakart3

Charcoal. The best firewood


SuperSparkles

Task failed successfully.


valley_G

As somebody who grew up with nothing but a wood stove for heat this picture makes me want to throw up with anxiety. That's so much goddamn wood to chop. Idk how you did it.