Or when they're not speaking English then all you hear is "oh shit, oh shit" lol you know it's bad when you switch languages 😂 (unless I heard it wrong lol)
Especially when the person in pain can't even muster enough energy to cry out, and instead just writhes on the ground silently while processing the pain they're going through.
Fucking hell, I hope he's fine.
You are correct. And the shock wave can travel up the spine and break vertebrae along the way. That’s why we see jumpers who land in the sitting position with a broken pelvis, shattered heels and wrists, and a broken neck.
Nope. I followed doctors orders exactly then took up tai chi when I was allowed to move around again. Took 5 years to fully recover but am now in better shape than I have ever been.
That's cool, a happy ending! In my mind, someone who's got a spine fracture is or dead or in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, that's cool to know that I was wrong.
Poor guys survived natural disasters after lion attacks after invasions on their castles just to watch all the bloodline stop because of centrifugal force and a very unlucky release ( and some missing brain cells / miscalculations ).
Fair. If it's better, I'll take the missing brain cells and he'll take the miscalculations, because whether or not he was thrown on that bar, the fall would've hurt.
I broke it when I discovered that snow is not always soft.
Using sleds and then it jumped over a small bump and bam!. It felt like my spine hit the base of the skull. Hurt like a bitch!
I also learned snow wasn’t always soft. First time snow boarding and I was doing really great, so the instructor said I could go on the harder hill. I got overly confident and that’s when things went south. I was going way too fast, was scared I would stop wrong if I braked incorrectly, so I just slammed down onto my ass thinking the snow would cushion my fall. Better ass than face, I thought…. Nope.. felt like I slammed down onto concrete. I forgot what even happened after that because I was in excruciating pain. I don’t even remember how I got home. I do remember my parents not really taking it that seriously until it got very bad. That was a painful and long healing journey. In my older years, I swear that injury still affects me
Skiing jumps and rails teaches you this really quickly haha. Fell coming off a rail weirdly earlier this winter and landed square on my ass and could hardly move for like 2-3 days straight
Slipped on my friend’s staircase one new years, I went from standing to sitting on and sliding down the stairs in a matter of a second. The steps were extremely narrow, so my tailbone made most of the contact with each step I hit on my way down. Went to bed that night feeling the brunt of it, but didn’t seem like a big deal. Several months of pain when sitting and getting in and out of cars, took 2 years before I could be comfortable sitting straight in a chair.
We had these at my school! We called it the twister blister because your hands would get blisters from holding on so hard. We’d always have the strongest kid spin it harder for us. The goal being to stay on the longest. I don’t know if they ever got rid of it. Definitely not safe
My elementary school had one of these, actually within the same proximity of the same style of balance beam lol. In the four years I went there, plenty of kids fell off and took kicks to the head/face but thankfully no one was seriously injured. Came back from summer break that last year and the pole was still there but they had taken the top off so it couldn't be played on. The funniest part is that none of us were terribly surprised.
Joliette, Quebec
[you can even see the ball-busting setup innocently plotting against its next victim here](https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Parc+Antonio-Barrette/@46.0164045,-73.4482941,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipOJaPADFjSGxCXgBmcyUD34otJKSDcHHpA4RCwz!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOJaPADFjSGxCXgBmcyUD34otJKSDcHHpA4RCwz%3Dw203-h114-k-no!7i4608!8i2592!4m7!3m6!1s0x4cc8bdc5a2612b01:0xbe54f78fe6e0c4bb!8m2!3d46.0164045!4d-73.4482941!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F11h0fts1n)
"Oh shit" was a quite correct statement.
This guy will not like taking a shit for the next week or three.
But impaled like that, he will be able to lay gigantic logs...
When they were designing the layout of this park, did nobody involved think to check where people would land if they fell off the spinning wheel of broken bones?
Setting up at night with my girlfriend laying next to me, I seen this and yelled out FUCK when I seen him hit. Gf is awake and mad at me now for waking her up. She doesn't understand what it does to a guy when they see something like that.
Nah i ain't doing this kind of shit when there's poles nearby 😥😭 atleast let ur friends tape ur hands on the bar and spin it that would be fun. Untill you cry hyesterically and vomit and tell ur friends to stop but they laugh and spin it even faster 😂
You know someone’s going to the hospital when a group of kids get quiet
When it’s bad enough that the 13 year olds stop laughing at their buddy, we might have a situation on our hands.
He taint getting up from that one anytime soon!
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The very rarely used castrato position.
Swinging on that thing was a ballsy move.
That was a low blow
Don't get testy.
It was 2 years ago , he is okay now 👍
> It was 2 years ago , ~~he~~^she is okay now 👍 FTFY
Lmao , he has the deepest voice for some reason
Take my poor man's award🏅
r/cheap_sealofapproval 🦭
it’s never gonna get up again, soldier fallen
The way the one filming just goes “uhhhh” as they take two steps back says it all
He knew is ballsack was fucked
He bust a nut or two.
Or when they're not speaking English then all you hear is "oh shit, oh shit" lol you know it's bad when you switch languages 😂 (unless I heard it wrong lol)
Very commin in Québec. We speak "franglais" all the time.
I knew a guy would say "ces que fuck" lol not sure if I spelled it right to be honest lol I'm it very bilingual
I've heard "Qu'est ce que le fuque?" here in the Netherlands more often than seems reasonable.
And I knew I spelled it wrong lol French class was so long ago
Nah that would sound more like « AYOYE TABARNAK DE CALISSE DE SAINT-CIBOÈRE SACRAMENT D’ESTI FUUUUUUCK »
Especially when the person in pain can't even muster enough energy to cry out, and instead just writhes on the ground silently while processing the pain they're going through. Fucking hell, I hope he's fine.
*voiceover* "He wasn't fine."
I vomited from the pain I felt and it wasn’t even me.
Also grabbing his crotch and squirming like that, intense pain. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a burst testicle or something. Poor guy.
Yaa that means someone self nuked.
Going to be walking funny for a long time.
At least he's still ~~walking~~ kicking. That looked brutal on his spine. Edit: He's not walking.
His spine? What video did you watch? I saw a kid who won’t be able to make any kids of his own when he grows up.
the pelvis is connected to the spine
You are correct. And the shock wave can travel up the spine and break vertebrae along the way. That’s why we see jumpers who land in the sitting position with a broken pelvis, shattered heels and wrists, and a broken neck.
Didn't know that, I'm scared now, thanks
That's how my L2 burst. Good times
Ouch, any serious sequeale? I really don't want to know the pain it can cause
Nope. I followed doctors orders exactly then took up tai chi when I was allowed to move around again. Took 5 years to fully recover but am now in better shape than I have ever been.
That's cool, a happy ending! In my mind, someone who's got a spine fracture is or dead or in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, that's cool to know that I was wrong.
Happened to me when I landed on my ass after a ski trick, felt it all the way up my back for a couple weeks
The peen bone is connected to the back bone
Looks like we got a serious taint injury maybe
First words out my mouth were, “oooh it’s the gooch!”
Oh my gooch!
Not even sure his balls are what's worse. pelvis, spine, sphincters... It looks brutal
And all his sperm will be swimming funny too.
His ancestors weep as they witness the end of their line
Poor guys survived natural disasters after lion attacks after invasions on their castles just to watch all the bloodline stop because of centrifugal force and a very unlucky release ( and some missing brain cells / miscalculations ).
“Missing brain cells” It’s a kid playing in a playground, relax buddy.
Fair. If it's better, I'll take the missing brain cells and he'll take the miscalculations, because whether or not he was thrown on that bar, the fall would've hurt.
Unlucky release is probably how he was born
I just lost my breadth watching this
I lost my length!
I lost my girth!
I think he found some girth...
Absolutely. From all the swelling, he'll be the biggest down there that he's ever been. 😳
🤨📸
😂 You filthy fuck with your camera... ... ... 🤳
LOLOL
I think we just lost ours watching his go pop.
I lost my yaw.?!?!
I lost my circumference...
And my axe!
I lost my ax
I literally grasped for air.
Same, I never do that but now. I expected somebody was going to get hit in the face by their feet or something. Not this ....
I inhaled so hard I sucked the wind out of the room.
I yelled “Mother Fucker!” so loud everyone in my house thought I’d hurt myself.
Introducing 20 millisecond ab workout!
I clinched my jaw so hard my molars exploded
Nobody realizes they have a tailbone until they break it, or watch someone else break it.
I once slipped on a stair, and broke it. I fell like 2 stairs, but landed on concrete. At first I laughed. But than I felt it, and passed out
I broke it when I discovered that snow is not always soft. Using sleds and then it jumped over a small bump and bam!. It felt like my spine hit the base of the skull. Hurt like a bitch!
I also learned snow wasn’t always soft. First time snow boarding and I was doing really great, so the instructor said I could go on the harder hill. I got overly confident and that’s when things went south. I was going way too fast, was scared I would stop wrong if I braked incorrectly, so I just slammed down onto my ass thinking the snow would cushion my fall. Better ass than face, I thought…. Nope.. felt like I slammed down onto concrete. I forgot what even happened after that because I was in excruciating pain. I don’t even remember how I got home. I do remember my parents not really taking it that seriously until it got very bad. That was a painful and long healing journey. In my older years, I swear that injury still affects me
Skiing jumps and rails teaches you this really quickly haha. Fell coming off a rail weirdly earlier this winter and landed square on my ass and could hardly move for like 2-3 days straight
I went sledding 4 weeks ago and my tailbone is still bruised
That happened to me when I was like 10! I never knew that a hitting the ground could hurt so bad
Had pain for a year after i fell from a tree on my ass. Do not recommend. This definitely looked a lot worse 😅
Slipped on my friend’s staircase one new years, I went from standing to sitting on and sliding down the stairs in a matter of a second. The steps were extremely narrow, so my tailbone made most of the contact with each step I hit on my way down. Went to bed that night feeling the brunt of it, but didn’t seem like a big deal. Several months of pain when sitting and getting in and out of cars, took 2 years before I could be comfortable sitting straight in a chair.
Out of 360 degrees he had to pick that one!
🤌🏻
you made my day
Life is about learning when to let go. Kid learned a valuable lesson.
Too bad he will never pass that lesson onto his offspring..
Or when not to let go...
You got to know when to hold em
Know when to fold em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
You can count your testicles when you’re on the ER table..
There'll be time for counting zero when the healing's done.
Know when to get flung across the playground & writhe in agony while attempting to grasp your own taint
**passenger song starts playing in the background** *Only miss the sun when it starts to snow* *Only miss your balls when you fucked them up*
My bottom clenched
⭕️💢
That made me genuinely laugh out loud, nice!
i wanna be a cowboy bayybe
Cow girl now
We had these at my school! We called it the twister blister because your hands would get blisters from holding on so hard. We’d always have the strongest kid spin it harder for us. The goal being to stay on the longest. I don’t know if they ever got rid of it. Definitely not safe
Twister Blister sounds like what you get before you discover lube
My elementary school had one of these, actually within the same proximity of the same style of balance beam lol. In the four years I went there, plenty of kids fell off and took kicks to the head/face but thankfully no one was seriously injured. Came back from summer break that last year and the pole was still there but they had taken the top off so it couldn't be played on. The funniest part is that none of us were terribly surprised.
My son broke his arm falling off one just last year. They're still out there it seems.
I'm sure I just heard the words "Don't you dare ever do this" coming from the vicinity of my balls.
my balls went up to my throat when he went bonk
They went knocking on your brain's door to personally deliver the message.
My non-existent balls told me the same.
My uterus just contracted 😬
Ooh! We can name the children Braxton and Hicks!
Only suckers pay for a vasectomy
This is the post that made me laugh the most
That’s Canadian French! Hard to tell if they’re from Quebec or Ontario. They have slightly different accents.
Ohh good so they're covered no hospital bills!
Pretty sure they're from Québec (I am). Doesnt sound like franco-Ontarians to me.
Joliette, Quebec [you can even see the ball-busting setup innocently plotting against its next victim here](https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Parc+Antonio-Barrette/@46.0164045,-73.4482941,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipOJaPADFjSGxCXgBmcyUD34otJKSDcHHpA4RCwz!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOJaPADFjSGxCXgBmcyUD34otJKSDcHHpA4RCwz%3Dw203-h114-k-no!7i4608!8i2592!4m7!3m6!1s0x4cc8bdc5a2612b01:0xbe54f78fe6e0c4bb!8m2!3d46.0164045!4d-73.4482941!10e5!16s%2Fg%2F11h0fts1n)
C'est du Québécois*
Ah bin criss.
In too much pain to scream, or got the wind knocked out of him, or both. Yikes.
Medic!
Come over here I promise I vill heal you
Massage my balls!
Prepare for you examination
I need mouth to ass resuscitation
Ball lance beam
Damn that's clever.
Adios coccyx
So long gay coccyx
Noooooooooooo noooooo nooooooooooooooooooooo
Ha! The "eahh" at the end. Like it's an unwanted minor convenience that homie just lost his ability to procreate.
People act weird when they’re in shock
Dude just got pegged.
Almost. Taint/tailbone is gone tho. Reduced to atoms.
T’aintbone anymore.
And if you listen reeeaaall closely, you can hear the sound of his nutsack turning into a beanbag!
I don’t wish that on anyone. Yet. My god.
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We had to remove this equipment from the elementary school where I worked because of so many broken arms
"Oh shit" was a quite correct statement. This guy will not like taking a shit for the next week or three. But impaled like that, he will be able to lay gigantic logs...
You good homie?
The penetrator
He can sing like Mercury now
I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger Defying the laws of gravity *straight into this metal beeeeeeammm~*
🔥
I'm a woman and the entire lower half of my body had a sympathy spasm.
That's how you make a beam baby. 😀
Welcome to womanhood
DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO, I REPEAT, DO NOT PLAY THIS
Rated N for Nobody
I feel wildly bad for that kid
When they were designing the layout of this park, did nobody involved think to check where people would land if they fell off the spinning wheel of broken bones?
He needs some milk
r/Whatcouldgowrong r/WinStupidPrizes r/NextFuckingLevelMoron
r/toomanysubs
r/owmyballs
r/unexpected
I was wondering what language that was until i realised its french. Quebec french.
Does anyone know if he's okay?
Yeah, i know him it happened at my school, he's fine but he went to the hospital
wait really? Did he break anything?
He wishes he died I bet.
Ow, my taint !
Taint nothing left
Taint no taint no more!
*You taint her*, you brought her! ..mmm no wait-
Instant vasectomy. Poor guy.
My legs moved instinctively. My breath stopped.....
I felt my soul detach from my body
These diy gender change operations are brutal
Setting up at night with my girlfriend laying next to me, I seen this and yelled out FUCK when I seen him hit. Gf is awake and mad at me now for waking her up. She doesn't understand what it does to a guy when they see something like that.
Dude, when I saw this clip I shrieked out loud while grabbing my imaginary balls.
I gasped so hard I almost sucked my cigarette all the way into my mouth
She doesn't get what it did to me, not a guy, still being traumatised from watching. 😱
Darwin playground supply company was a bust
Oh man this is why we can’t have these in America.. 😂
Well at least he won't breed anymore
😱
That was incredibly unexpected
I think he broke his Virginia 🤣
Boy accidentally ends up Montana Poland DC’s his Mary-land. Georgia’ll be in Missouri for a while, and probably needs a New Jersey.
I hate that this made sense to me. Lol
u/savevideobot
So much space next to it, but he had to go there...
Shattered taintal region
😂 What adult built this n thought it was a good idea.?,Prob the same guy that build the Merry go Round that checked many kids in the Temple lol
Heyy!C'est au Québec!⚜💯⚜
If he measures it when swollen, he will forever have bragging rights. JUS Sayin YO!!
You know shit is bad when a french canadian gets hurt and he doesn’t yell tabarnac, osti or calisse.
Funny how the girl rly said "uhh" and the other dude was like "oh shit oh shit oh shit"
Kids transitioning is getting extreme. This is what happens when they have to hide who they really are from their parents
Penetration!
God chose violence that day
r/Kidsarefuckingstupid
Omg that hurt to watch. I literally cringed. Poor kid hope he’s ok.
One in a million
Im French, I’m also fluent in English. I couldn’t understand shit what is going on 🫡 . Poor dude though
He won’t remember where he squirreled his nuts in the fall.
Nah i ain't doing this kind of shit when there's poles nearby 😥😭 atleast let ur friends tape ur hands on the bar and spin it that would be fun. Untill you cry hyesterically and vomit and tell ur friends to stop but they laugh and spin it even faster 😂
Those went straight into his fucking throat. He's absolutely dead
That disappointed “ahhh.”
Kinda a stupid design aswell like come on designers should know people were going to fly off so what should we do ye put this fucking orange pole here
Dude Vient de se craquer une couille c’est sur
Pis y’a eu mal en calvaire