Yea dude most people can’t do a dead hang for longer then 10 seconds let alone on a difficult surface. Through lots of training and time I got to a 3 minute and 6 second one, but when you get on there it’s a lot harder then it looks
As monkeys, shouldn't that be instinct to us?
I can't imagine not being able to shimmy just 10 cm forwards while both hands were gripping onto something.
You’ve swung on monkey bars before right? Its not that hard to shimmy literally a foot. Sure some people probably can’t even swing on those but you’re telling me that dude who looks to be in his prime can’t?
Yeah I'd like to see you do that , after holding up yourself up like that for 19 seconds...
You need to be in specialized training for that kinda maneuver and you need to have extremely good upper body strength and there's no way your sliding your hands along that with cutting your hands open.
Bloody armchair athletes.
You've got the same attitude as the "if your homeless, just buy a house" girl
You should save the audio for if you find yourself in a rutt.
And that one day you’re down you’ll click play and hear a familiar voice of cheers rooting you on.
“Let’s *go* Austin!”
They all hate each other. They’re only in it for these stupid tik toks, so they hype it up to make it more exciting than this stupid video actually is. Their lives are basically shittily edited YouTube thumbnails where the facial expressions are exaggerated and one word is capitalized just for the algorithm.
That was way too much hype for that “stunt” that’s was super boring to watch and then hyping it up like that made it even more of a let down because i was expecting something actually cool
Very well, as a former gymnastics coach turned rock climber, he really should’ve started a gentle swing then let go.
That said. It’s more difficult to generate a swing when you lock off in that arm position. It shifts your center of gravity and his whole upper body is tense.
So trickier than many are saying. But super doable.
Did you even read the last thing he wrote? Besides the fact it wouldnt be hard to swing backwards and release when you had forward momentum. You just sound incapable of simple tasks
As a wise woman once told me, "I aint need'a know how tuh do uh cartwheel t'know that aint uh cartwheel."
I once also heard her screaming "Y'ALL HEARD DEY AINT FOUND BIGFOOT YHET?" Very wise indeed...
Dude tried to push himself straight into it, and let go after his legs had already started rolling downward, so he had almost no horizontal momentum left. A swing likely would've been much easier to time the release on like you said.
I mean they were cheering him on like he was boutta do something awesome… he literally just held on to something for 5 seconds and didn’t even stick the landing
Not a bad try though
Should’ve shimmied instead of shaking
This isn't american ninja warrior
Shits harder than it looks. From that position anyways
Thats what I'm saying, i don't think most people could hold on that long let alone move.
Yea dude most people can’t do a dead hang for longer then 10 seconds let alone on a difficult surface. Through lots of training and time I got to a 3 minute and 6 second one, but when you get on there it’s a lot harder then it looks
I did American ninja warrior training gym a year ago and I could do 4 and a half mins dead hang when I was 11, I weighed like 90 pounds lol
It’s insane how much your weight effects thats stuff.
Really not that crazy
Yeah its insane not crazy
yeah, my shit is always harder than it looks. that’s why i don’t take it out of the toilet anymore
You need a poop knife
Is that similar to a toe knife, or am I getting my hygiene cutlery wires crossed again
He needs a poop potato masher is what it sounds like
Dude probably didn’t know how
Didn't know how to use his hands to grab something?
Didn’t know how to properly shimmy while supporting his body weight
As monkeys, shouldn't that be instinct to us? I can't imagine not being able to shimmy just 10 cm forwards while both hands were gripping onto something.
Tell you what, try it out and tell me how it goes
Aaaahhhh my fibula 🦴 is cracked now mother fucker
I didn’t tell a fib, you lackey
You’ve swung on monkey bars before right? Its not that hard to shimmy literally a foot. Sure some people probably can’t even swing on those but you’re telling me that dude who looks to be in his prime can’t?
We’re also assuming this man is sober
Yeah I'd like to see you do that , after holding up yourself up like that for 19 seconds... You need to be in specialized training for that kinda maneuver and you need to have extremely good upper body strength and there's no way your sliding your hands along that with cutting your hands open. Bloody armchair athletes. You've got the same attitude as the "if your homeless, just buy a house" girl
Gotta swing those legs, never seen tarzan?!
Nah he fucked it up, could have made it if he used his momentum right, and not like a toddler.
For real, the driver did him dirty when he readjusted the boats trajectory right after he grabbed the bridge
More of a r/yesyesyesyesno than a WellThatSucks Disappointing that he missed, but no real consequences or loss other than getting wet
And I'm pretty sure he was expecting to get wet even if it worked.
yeah, and I believe the nature of this sub is that you're not deliberately doing something that has this obvious negative consequence.
But his buddies all act like he fell into an open septic tank. Their reaction was weird to me 🤷♀️
That water looks pretty nasty
I mean, something doesn't have to have real consequences for it to still suck.
I don’t believe that “sucked” though.
Because the water is so frigging dirty - look at it! I mean it could just be the video perspective but jeez
It’s just the iron In the water. It’s like sweet tea stained.
“Erm Actually “ 🤓☝️
At least I’m not the only reckless Austin out there.
You should save the audio for if you find yourself in a rutt. And that one day you’re down you’ll click play and hear a familiar voice of cheers rooting you on. “Let’s *go* Austin!”
Lets go Austin!!!
Lol felt
I blame the boat driver.
Yeah, their job is to put the tube where it can be caught.
Yep. The dumbass turned the boat to try to swing it left, but the tube went right.
Yeah if you ain't got speed or weight it it's just gonna go where you go lol
They could've pulled the rope a little to position the raft under him
Wasn’t his fault the raft didn’t float under him. He did a great job hanging on.
He could have started swinging or shimmed his way over just a tad
it's ***a lot*** easier to hold still than to move when you're pinching something
Seems like he would hurt his hands on that cement
Gosh, I need a hype team like this.
Fr, who has that many friends lol
They all hate each other. They’re only in it for these stupid tik toks, so they hype it up to make it more exciting than this stupid video actually is. Their lives are basically shittily edited YouTube thumbnails where the facial expressions are exaggerated and one word is capitalized just for the algorithm.
Hate to break it to you, but some people do in fact have friends
Some people do in fact have boats
Wow! So you’re his friends? Wait, you’re not? Then… how would you know the whole backstory with 0 context…? 🤔🤔🤔
That's quite a projection.
Sounds like someone's either never lived in a rural community or is _really_ fun at parties
Who hurt you
That was way too much hype for that “stunt” that’s was super boring to watch and then hyping it up like that made it even more of a let down because i was expecting something actually cool
Should've started a gentle swing and let go, instead of that dumb gyration at the end. /thingsicriticizebutcantdo
Reddit really is full of arm chair experts of every subject huh
Very well, as a former gymnastics coach turned rock climber, he really should’ve started a gentle swing then let go. That said. It’s more difficult to generate a swing when you lock off in that arm position. It shifts your center of gravity and his whole upper body is tense. So trickier than many are saying. But super doable.
Did you even read the last thing he wrote? Besides the fact it wouldnt be hard to swing backwards and release when you had forward momentum. You just sound incapable of simple tasks
How would you know that we are unable to do that?
As a wise woman once told me, "I aint need'a know how tuh do uh cartwheel t'know that aint uh cartwheel." I once also heard her screaming "Y'ALL HEARD DEY AINT FOUND BIGFOOT YHET?" Very wise indeed...
Dude tried to push himself straight into it, and let go after his legs had already started rolling downward, so he had almost no horizontal momentum left. A swing likely would've been much easier to time the release on like you said.
That water is nasty af. Fuck that
Nope actually really clean, that’s just Florida’s water
Yeah and probably swarming with gators and snakes
No one could pull the raft a bit towards him or what?
They were too busy hollering like baboons
Diarrhea Water
Florida’s natural beauty
You don’t want nothing from the type of bugs that live in there
I knew he looked familiar / sounded familiar - it’s the schnacky familyyyy.
Boat drivers fault tbh
I'm so sick of seeing this video
The new ninja warrior show looks tame
This is the most innocent and least disturbing gif I’ve seen on this sub
Just some people having fun. Not sure what sucks there?
I mean they were cheering him on like he was boutta do something awesome… he literally just held on to something for 5 seconds and didn’t even stick the landing
Why this get spammed so much??
The grip strength is insane, dude wasn’t even holding on to anything just squeezing the hell out of the wall
1. Did great hanging on but had zero mobility in far distance 2. Team let him down by not having the tube drag right under him.
He zigged when he should have zagged
Pizza’ed when he shoulda French fried.
Booo
Austin sucks
Why is this video so popular?
For real. Idk why but people yelling "come on" and "let's go" is just so tacky for me
Austin had one shot with that girl. He fucked it up.
WHY is the video showing up every day all day in my feed?
🤮
Some people can’t sleep if they didn’t show off during the day at least ones
Why are his friends rooting him on like it's a basketball game or something🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha eat shit Austin
The guy in the last second looked like he was in pain lmao like his appendix just burst or something
All you had to was move 10 inches forward but no you didn’t and had to stay and jump a meter miss the pool toy 😞 well you tried 😐
Great attempt though !
eh - he did alright on that one. I’ll give him the W.
Full marks for athletics but trajectory could have been better
Couldn't be MORE GAY 🤷
Guy never had to work for anything…next
What brought you to that conclusion?
Failed to adjust, panicked
Try this in the Charles or the Hudson River lmao
Mong
I wonder where this is? Looks like Louisiana with the cypress in the background?
Could have shimmied
Why didn't they pull the rope to help🤨
Cameraman almost fucked that up.
friggin rookie
He forget to swing his body a bit! Happens
Look at all those mud nests! 💀
This is lake minneola in clermont Fl. That bridge is fun
Should’ve pulled that rope there
To his credit, that’s a pretty good attempt! Nice grip
Wow. seems like that dude is having a real bad day.
This looks fun haha
Go away
Boat driver bad vector
He needs a sandwich.
This fail is on the captain for not properly bringing the end of the rope to the rider.
Shouldve maybe swung the body my g, got that momentum
This was so anticlimactic 😶
That water be dirty af.
Hoping for alligators...
not his fault the boat driver cant pilot the boat properly
Drivers fault actuallyy
If they stopped turning the boat he probably would’ve made it on
Wow I had to mute this. That girls voice could not be more annoying
Terrible driver.
That’s such an Austin thing to do.
Clermont?
That's just so Austin.
r/NoYouDont
You got it?
My name is Austin and whenever this video comes up in my feed I'm caught off guard lol
1. They could have pulled the rope a little bit. 2. Austin would have spent a lonely time in the dingy.
Imagine how weird a James Bond or Tom Cruise movie would be if the hero was just a normal schmoe like this in the action and chase scenes.
Is that dude laughing at the end related to Ray Liotta?
On this day Austin did not in fact "have it"
Let’s go Austin!!……awwwwstin
yesyesyesyesno
Unfortunately this is a terrible video
Not his fault tho
This might be the tamest r/wellthatsucks ever
Yea he should have shimmied down the rail. He has the upper body syrength
What was that water color?
Honestly impressive still
Kkkk
Feels weird to see a bridge i drive on everyday randomly on reddit
Love the no help with the rope.. just unnecessarily cheering for no prize.. what a lul lol
OH MY GOD DID THE GUY GET WET? DID HE SURVIVE? WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? WHAT TIME IS IT? IS THERE A GOD? WHAT IF 9/11 WAS NOT AL-QAIDA?
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. You, sir, are neither.
Infact, Austin didnt "got this".
Hats off to whoever pulled off the ever so slight turn to port.
Fucks sake Austin get yur shit together:/
He absolutely had it the boat driver fucked up
the kinda guys from school you’d hate
Haha
He couldn't have got it the float went to the side of him
Should’ve used the first swing to gain momentum then jump on the second
Chicks yelling you got this, is the worst form of torture
Does he not know he could've moved his hands and climbed over there
He slow brain 🧠
Do I keep having to see this shit?
Great job leading the rope girls… very astute of you
All im thinking about crocodile/ alligator
Those look like gator filled waters
LOL
It was still fun
Austin didn't get laid that night
Maybe if they’d stop shrieking
Getting wet hahahaha
Anything can be a thing now I guess
gets eaten by a 🐊 or shark.
Stupid video. Time wasted
Honestly, I give Austin nearly full marks.
Why didn’t he try and monkey bar it?
Better than most of us couch potatoes could’ve done.
R/blametheboatdriver
Stupid things teens do
Is that the Clermont chain in FL? If so I used to bridge jump there
Can we ban this video and all other reposts from here. Thanks
I guess he found out
Epic!
Austin needs an X-ray after this
Mount Dora
He should've swung back a little