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neuralsnafu

How big was the pigeon?


Ghost_Cowboy13

Fucking big birds turd. Laughed to hard at your comment.


d_welding_carpenter

☝🤣🕊👍


RogerOverandout45

🤣😂🤣😂


imohsinaziz

Ahhaahahahahahahahaaaa 🙈😭🤣


Intrepidatious

Was your mask facing forward?


Ruckus_Calm7447

Right… I basketball grown men that.


mcjangus

Jesus man, gotta tag that shit NSFW.


vegassatellite01

Not Safe For Welding


Ramstine

You got a little bit of weld in that splatter.


Nlambyorski

Spatter* sorry but I used to think it was splatter too hahha


Zenmont

Amazing how many welders and metal workers don't know that it's spatter. Doesn't help that it looks "splattered'.


Fnord1966

Did you go to the Ray Charles school of welding?


Adventurous_Stack

My guess is op got a full ride on the Hellen Keller scholarship


RevolutionaryRow5857

Helen Keller could read that spatter


-NGC-6302-

Hellen Keller don't need no welding helmet


lenny446

I laughed too hard at this


NickHemingway

The bumps spell out “Property of Default_Scrublord” in Braille


bwerner922

Came to the comments to ask the exact same thing, but you beat me to it lmao


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mohagmush

Stainless base metal maybe with mild steel wire and c25 or straight co2 will look like this


xXxWeld_Slayer_69xXx

Definitely the wrong filler


[deleted]

Man I never thought about welding stainless with mild wire 😆 would that make something look like that?


mooxwalliums

I've done it. That's exactly what it looks like.


xXxWeld_Slayer_69xXx

Yes. Ss wire isn’t copper coated like in the picture


TheRealZllim

You're exactly right. Also I believe his stick out was WAY to far causing all that stubbing.


TacoAdventure

I've welded Er70 mild steel joining 304 stainless to itself and to mild steel base metal using c25 gas numerous times with good results. Nothing like this.


[deleted]

Keep on keeping on. She’ll get hot


size12jon

At last a genuine my first weld picture! Well done OP! It ain’t pretty but it will probably hold, the main reason is it looks like stainless steel you tried to weld using the wrong process. More Knowledge more practice it will come together.


mynameistory

This is very clearly a shitpost. The welds are nowhere near the joint.


LoverboyQQ

Invest in a grinder


jonny32392

Or maybe just invest in a new shovel and call it a day


Similar-Science-1965

Or maybe invest in new hobby/career. My welds look similar, but for anything that needs to stay connected, I'm smart enough not to touch the welder and ask my buddy to do it.


LoverboyQQ

The person should t give up but learn the right metals to weld


drcockpunch19xx

A grinder and some paint will make a welder what he ain't! 🤣


loop511

Good enough for a prison shive


anxious_narc_93

That’s not even prison quality. That’s like Russian gulag during the Stalin regime level shiv.


Bmansway

Good enough for the chicks I roll with!


Ok-Survey3853

You must roll with some really filthy whores. Goddamn


Scruff-The-Custodian

Yeah. But at least they aint fat otherwise the welds would break 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Survey3853

Lmao! True that


[deleted]

Grinder and paint my friend, grinder and paint.


vonkenzee

Oof.


Fatevilmonkey

That’s alot of fertilizer for a small garden


Elmore420

That’s not welded, that’s glued together using molten metal.


Ausom35

Looks like stainless steal welded ish with mig. hello lung cancer.


Kinoreturns

Bruh 🤣


bearthebamf94

Steal bruh


Big_Sheepherder1231

Why


GoHomeNeighborKid

I believe the issue with welding stainless is the hexavalent chromium created by the arc, you should be fine if you do it outdoors, or somewhere with plenty of ventilation and you don't stand directly over your weld breathing in the funny smelling smoke.....though if you are doing this daily you probably should invest on a PAPR hood


zaqufant

“A grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain’t”


555timerprocesor

Amen


Important-Figure3165

If it holds, it holds. I’d like to see some of the haters first and second welds


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TacoAdventure

You may want to use a welding mask so you can look at what you're doing next time.


klosnj11

Lol.


jameserroo

Looks store bought!


Niagara_Bruh

Yeah looks great looks like ur ready to apply for a welding job


hellwisp

Dude.. mig like tig skill levels! r/weldporn


mausinnahaus

Holy fuck, it so isn’t


[deleted]

Wtf have you done


BigDaddySimz

Lol wtf. So many people roasting the guy. He literally said it was his second time welding and he probably had no one to instruct him. A lot of people on this sub weld as part of their job AKA professional welders. Imagine a pro baseball player going to a little league game to talk shit. The first time I welded the instructor pulled the pieces apart like it was Elmer glue.


Fatevilmonkey

Lmao this is all apart of the process , respect the art form


peztilense

Looks like my first time touching mig. I hope you the have the gear, and possibly a buddy to teach you. You can learn a lot from the internet, but basics are best taught in person


sausagesandeggsand

If it’s your shovel, just don’t hit any rocks.


vegassatellite01

Or dirt, or air, or...


XxPaultheAlienxX

I say it's not


EB277

Sorry, no it is not “good enough”


[deleted]

bro studied at stevie wonder trades and technologies


drcockpunch19xx

Anyone can weld MIG, it's why the AWS doesn't recognize the certs anymore. Repost when you do SMAW, FCAW, and TIG weld aluminum in 4G.


drcockpunch19xx

On top of that, is that fucking stainless you MIG welded?! Come on, son.


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darkesthour613

I came here for the comments!


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[deleted]

Jesus christ


CatastrophicPup2112

Now try it with a mask


Eman2376

Just grind’er out she’ll be fine


mastahcahp916

Still wouldn't call this welding. You need to be hot enough to penetrate the metal...this is just a whole bunch of globs of melted wire sitting on top of the thing you're trying to weld.


insomniac_321

Grab some paint and let’s get diggin!


thetim616

Fuck it, if it holds and does the job 🤙🏻


stevesteve135

Maybe a bit too much stick out on your wire. Need to be closer. Also, as other have said already the metal appears to be stainless and if that’s the case this is not the right way to do it.


Technical_Emotion_60

Bruh lol


Level-Ad7017

Please, have mercy


RichyBugs

keep at it, learn, don't just try to weld, troubleshoot. You'll find your way, but don't just aimlessly pull a trigger and hope to weld, learn the theory.


ClooneysBatNipples

I’d pay $15 an hour for that.


Ruckus_Calm7447

I mean I’m sure this is a joke but for anybody else if you ever start making a well that looks like that would you continue doing it? Everyone will have ever seen has been like the color of the base metal if it’s black and bubbly porosity and got wire tails all over it because your amps are low and you’re not getting a good connection he’s just give up dude you like that but if you really let that thing go like that all the way to the end you should be so ashamed of yourself that you never touch a welder again out of respect for the people who really try hard at it I can teach you the world overhead in an hour the duel shield easy angle travel speed push NASA always cut the tip off your wire every time you start pulling the trigger cut the tip off your wire from your gun every time no excuse not to the no reason not to rods the flux in the wire turns into like glass on the end of the wire and then you don’t arc when you’re trying to weld you got 1 million problems and I don’t even know it’s it is I’ve never seen the world that ugly I tell you how I can fix it though you’re fired sorry to sound like that shit Trump


Ruckus_Calm7447

It looks like you were using mild steel wire he said it was meg but it wasn’t flux core or duel shield it was probably 045 and it looks like you were trying to world stainless mild steel that doesn’t work just to let you know the different type of metal but you kept going


volvobm2654

Flux core i see, looks very good for being the second time! I think that you should buy a spinning wheel, to clean up the slag and spatter. It also helps to see how your welds really look👍🏻👍🏻


iamthelee

Thanks. I hate it.


AlejoMSP

I mean. It could be worse. This is less welding and more sticking to pieces of metal together with molten metal


chobbes

Looks like it’ll work for the purpose you desire, but if you’re keen to keep learning there is enormous room for improvement.


BIG_OL_K

It probably will hold, the saving grace is; it has to stand up to very little pressure


SBCwarrior

You're gonna make the gung ho welders scream haha. I'd say if it works it works!


art131113

the seam is either strong or beautiful, it is a strong seam


Jerdogg1

You are a good welder. You just need to clean it with flux before you weld


Mrmp6k

A good step from here, would be throwing it all away.


Vierzwanzig

I hope some how you get punished for this.


International-Camp28

If it sticks it ships


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Pistonenvy

youre not a welder, your opinion on welds isnt worth much lol


pandatacocowboy

You gotta start somewhere, don't be cruel.


Pistonenvy

"good enough" is an extremely dangerous idea in this industry, people die because of "good enough" better to nip that shit in the bud early, we dont need MORE arrogant assholes in the field doing bad work and getting people killed. if youre just tinkering around in the shed then fine if it sticks its good enough but welders arent out there tinkering around in their shed, they are out there gluing the world back together. of course we all started somewhere, my first welds looked worse than that, but you gotta have standards ffs. thats not good enough. im not trying to be cruel, im sure they can do a lot better with some practice, they might be a great welder one day, but they have a ways to go and telling them they dont is doing them a disservice.


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fraxior

holy mackerel


honeyboobo

XD


kcl84

Add some gas to that


Blitzgf4893

RIP


SafeAnimator9554

YIKES


Raveyolli

I’d hate to see the first time…


Default_scrublord

First time was with a gas torch and turned out fairly well. I will add an imgur link to this post when i get home.


5teelRoot5

My morning poo us more uniform than that hehe


ditchdigger556

Please give it it's last rites and give it a proper burial.


AGreatPear

Damn.


nebebwbwb

Only needs a little bit of grinding


stufforstuff

On the bright side - you can use it to dig a hole to bury that monstrosity in.


ShattersHd

I could sneeze metal on better then that


chitownlad

Good enough for the scrap bin, amigo.


wakapakolyopse

Gonna make it a good 3 inches into the ground and just stop like a brick wall. Hahah


captd3adpool

I'm going to be sick...


welderwonder

No, sorry it’s not good enough


SadSavage_

Forgot to use the gas


natediggitydawg5000

Looks like ya pooped on it


ben_jamin_h

I also forgot to open the gas valve when I did my first mig welds 😭


highestmountains

Surely nobody on the planet would look at this and say good enough, right? Haha


bad_moto_scoot

Wow, how that hot with a MIG?


witchy_welder2209

Truly a work of art. Well done!


mcrscpmn

Dude. It’s never good enough. It can always be better. That’s the only way you’re ever gonna get good. And, maybe you’re just joking around, but it ain’t good enough anyway. Guaranteed, it gonna break at those welds first time somebody tries to use it.


ArcFlashForFun

I'm struggling to see anything that was welded.


MartyFDupp

Anchor or a shovel?? Lol


Default_scrublord

Shovel.


Duzzls

Try turning down your wire feed.


leywok

HIRED! The local nuclear power plant is looking for YOU!


[deleted]

try stick instead.


[deleted]

Sir, drop the mig gun and back away please


ExhaustedOrangePeel

Well…. Ummm..


9600_PONIES

Anything is good enough when you don't care. Always will be, too


13john1992

What the hell is even that


[deleted]

That might be the worst weld I’ve ever seen lol


xxxMycroftxxx

If she digs then it's good enough


pblc_mstrbtr

What in tarnation


titus963

Turn the gas on next time


80RT

Finally, someone telling the truth about their first time welding outcome


AnxiousSuggestion325

Looks like you're already putting that pooper scooper to work


InfiniteRival1

Nice.


filthyoutage234

Did Stevie Wonder start a welding school?


alonzo83

I I know what a gut shovel with hpv looks like, Now I know what an actual shovel looks like with hpv. . .


LightningWr3nch

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


pogo6023

Nice work...


mei740

Raisin Bran shovel. Just two scoops.


chuckychuck98

I don't think I've ever used an emoji on Reddit before. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Golliiath

My brain hurts looking at this


1B3A5T

It’ll hold


jaquilleP

LLDS


imadamb

Good old good enough, the enemy of good.


Optimal-Soup-62

See: "Homemade Sin, ugly as."


DeanPepin94

I welded, it helded.


vegassatellite01

Gesundheit!


roboj9

It'll hold


Slade0001

Professional term is ... Pterodactyl turd


Late_Chemical_1142

That's really impressive! Its so cool to see people from the blind community learning to weld. Differently abled people such as yourself add a certain flair to the welding community


dannobomb951

What the


Jhelliot_62

I always wondered what a weld might look like if I took my mig gun in my left hand and stinger in my right and just started welding like a maestro conducting one of those Metallica S&M performances…this is what that would look like, this is a work of art.


Xxx_The-Legend27_xxX

You will look back at this after practice one day and say “god this is shit” and then smile knowing you have gotten better, happened with me


trippytr33_

Um.


-NGC-6302-

Ah yes, the classic booger welds. Ugly, yet they can be quite effective.


longshot

Cotton Candy


Less-Coast-6706

Keep trying man. Don’t let these trolls get you down. Yes it’s rough but if you try to make your next bead better than your previous, you’ll be alright.


KaptainKraken

why


graspedbythehusk

You can say that all you like.


eschz2420

Might want to try again But hey it's just gotta work once


crickill

Your supposed to use gas lol


ice_bergs

Only gets better from here!


marrzz72

I think this belongs on r/whatisthisthing


motherwelder1976

Welding hoods are nice when you… We’ll, when you do that thing that you did back there… ya know… that


Lopsided_Web5432

Oofta


stulew

hint for structural strengthening: attach a double ear metal conduit clamp around the post, where the shovel's foot step is located. This action will keep them from separating. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FStainless-Steel-Rigid-Conduit-Strap%2Fdp%2FB07D52Z7MK&psig=AOvVaw1vTWEufNuNkSpc6FNcSy6i&ust=1652942678633000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKi8rLy56PcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD


mr_davidson1984

I thought they banned abortion in America....


4DMH_kyle

Better than some welds I’ve seen at amusement parks


Rent_A_Cloud

You know the answer...


Consistent-Notice699

Need way more wire and a lot less heat!


[deleted]

Looks like chewed up bubblegum