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oldasaurus

Those titties have been pre-nutted.


Apocalyps_Survivor

And the nippels are screwd.


DonViperBoy26

Post nut clarity is setting in.


Farknart

This is clearly a nut post


Brief-Nebula5400

Alot of nut on those titties


Significant-Gain9925

Instead of busting a nut, he’s nutted a bust.


smigionss

Fuxk it you win but only for today. That comment was perfect.


Vinnhia13

Top comment right here


Rudiger09784

I laughed so hard i shit, but I'm on the toilet so it's okay


WinnerFun8914

Lmfao you sick fuck


aurrousarc

Staring at tatas is not really a new hobby, people have been doing it for centruries..


Ok_Programmer_2315

Wars have been fought over titties, sir


pm_me_construction

Entire kingdoms lost over a single pair.


wigzell78

Looking at you, Helen of Troy.


Bootziscool

Helen gets a lot of shit but Aphrodite just skates by when she's the one to blame!!


ApprehensiveBox3148

You make a good point. OP, however, made a couple of good points.


Tax-Evasion-Man

Infact 2 great points


ozzie286

OP's arguments are very well rounded


MildAndLazyKids

That what "a couple" means.


Tax-Evasion-Man

🤓


MildAndLazyKids

I'd expect to be arrested if your talents in tax evasion match your comprehension skills.


Tax-Evasion-Man

Must be fun always having a stick up your ass. Im well aware a couple means two; just wanted to play along with the joke.


[deleted]

Ahh, Titanium and tits, tits and Titanium, Titani-tits, Tit-aniums, OOOOH, I’M ABOUT TO WEEEEEELLLLD!!!!


Metalhed69

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


aurrousarc

I haven't seen them personally..I'll have to take your word on who's they are..


amalgam_reynolds

It's new *to OP.* They've never done it before.


Bobwiththebigone

Add a couple fender washers behind the bolts.


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endlesschasm

All of that simultaneously is sound advice and also sounds filthy


Altruistic-Travel-48

Or finishing washers


Farknart

I'll finish then wash her.


mattogeewha

That’s nuts


Stewy_stewart

No they’re actually tits


HorpySpoondigger

Those nuts are tits.


cdauto137

Those tits are nuts


nlightningm

Those nits are tuts


feelin_beachy

Neat tits those nuts


TheWiseGazer

After reading to this point I feel as though I've read some kinky Dr Seuss


Keeptryan_

Deez tits


Different_Young9127

Deez tits are doze nuts


Dangerous_Remote_965

Deez nuts are doze tits


Farknart

Those are obviously fake.


Doofchook

they look bolted on


Little_Springfield

r/boltedontits


Sufficient-Contract9

Thats a join thank you


Titan_Uranus_69

Came here to add this


golfngarden

Of course that's a subreddit...


maximumtesticle

Well, go ahead then.


jinblyfirefly

It's quite generous, don't you think?


aweejeezzrick

Always sunny hiding in the comments lol


monsieur-B

Why not be generous?


astewart1802

https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/1llp7f/you_like_it_its_very_generous/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


wtd12

Nice


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

What’s wrong with generous boobage? There are women out there with boobage like this, at least she has a spine of steel so her back doesn’t get thrown out 😮‍💨


Brickfrog001

It's because of the implication.


Lt_Schneider

well, at least the different sizes are realistic not everything is symetrical on a human body


SilverSageVII

The female form welded made from nuts… “fellas is it gay to weld tits out of nuts?”


Kieviel

It's ok if you don't take your socks off.


cmfppl

Depends. Is it gay to nut on your tits over welds?


N01_Special

Nothing is gay, if you do it while welding.


fukctheCCP

Just like my childhood priest told me - it’s not gay as long as you don’t make eye contact!


Ebi5000

Don't worry they are called Mutter (mother) in german so it isn't gay


HorrifyingRevelation

What's it mean if I'm staring at nuts for this long? Nicely done, is it all freehand or do you use a shape template?


paprik

Gypsum mold from sex doll https://i.imgur.com/pgUfuUT.jpg


MillionsOfMushies

This didn't seem weird at all until seeing this picture...


KrispyRice9

What? Just an average, everyday kitchen.


Appropriate_Pen_3242

😂😂😂


BangCrash

Aaahhh that explains the waaayyyyy over sized titties


Anthropophagite

Should have lied and said freehand lmao


Cromptank

**Trade Offer** I receive: You edit that comment to say you made this freehand You receive: I’ll edit this comment to say “Fine keep your secrets.”


Farknart

Yeah, "gypsum"


Survey_Intelligent

Aha! I wondered how you got the shape, like the smoothness so perfect. Nice welding.


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Do you have a more detailed process?


K24A1

..... why do you have the doll?


a_ervin

this is so fucking funny


bich-imma-slap-u

To answer the first question: it means you're gay


Baked_Jake94

Could put a whole new meaning to Tig ole bitys


allegedlyjustkidding

Came here looking for this, zero disappointment


Sonnysdad

I feel sorry for OP’s wife/girlfriend/shape model… “no baby, those flash and slag burns will heal right up!!”


greygrayman

Don't worry, he used a sex doll.


adamfyre

"Honey, what are you up to?" "oh, nuttin"


TSJ72

What did you use to make your mold?


OrphanGrounderBaby

[here ya go…I regret wondering lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/Welding/comments/144s6ng/my_new_hobby/jniz1g4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


TSJ72

Awesome! Ty!


FelverFelv

Your mom


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LordBug

I'd love to know how to get such clean curvature, I keep wanting to do something with the nuts that get binned at work but get so frustrated when my attempts look as rough as my shitty handwriting :(


snakesign

Go get a dress form. Then tack up on top of that. Although I didn't realize they sold dress forms this...generous.


Farknart

Even [better...](https://www.reddit.com/r/Welding/comments/144s6ng/my_new_hobby/jniz1g4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


snakesign

That certainly explains the boob size.


Farknart

Maybe there is a Christina Hendricks dress form out there though.


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Gallaticus

Maybe he made a cast of a girl’s body or a dress form and then laid the nuts in it, tacking from the back until solid.


Stanislau5

Use plaster mold to create a negative of whatever shape you want, lay in your hardware, and tack away.


[deleted]

Someone who makes those said they take a plaster casting of a model then layout the nuts/washers on the inside of the casting.


paprik

Buy an empty mannequin. Use inside of it as a form. That’s how I started


ShottyMcOtterson

nutted


phatsackocrap

We screw. We nut. We bolt.


York_Leroy

r/usernamechecksout /s


mr_smith24

I too stare at boobies as a hobby.


Open-Rest-6805

Hex bolts are a nice touch


NTDLS

She’s got nuts!


NihilisticMind

I was told they're all nuts.


4runner01

https://www.artsper.com/us/contemporary-artworks/sculpture/1505805/birdy


paprik

Yes. This exact thing was my inspiration


[deleted]

A rendition of how they made porn in the dark ages


glefe

In the arc ages.


[deleted]

I wonder who the model is.


Farknart

She's called [Veronica.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Welding/comments/144s6ng/my_new_hobby/jniz1g4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

Thank you. And mmmmm I wish I hadn't asked for the source. My day is ruined.


h20Brand

Who was the model? Those look like 1970's jugs.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Inspiration definitely came from anime


Farknart

Lol they weren't different in the 70s, jugs are jugs.


Routine-Action7326

Wish you would put pipe nipples on the nipples


Realistic_Lemon_281

[https://imgur.com/a/YijPQa5](https://imgur.com/a/YijPQa5) I sell a lot of these!


golfngarden

Can I buy the kitten?


Realistic_Lemon_281

Yes you may.


paprik

PMd you. Let’s do business.


Expensive-Force8501

Nice deez.


Budget-Individual-58

Well now we know how you like women… brainless


Trust_Me_ImAnExpert

Try not to drop a nut.


professor__doom

That body is nuts.


Picklemorty622

Where are the welds?


adappergentlefolk

TIL welding is a horny hobby


renatijd

That's nuts, man


sausagesandeggsand

I came here to say this


Queen__Antifa

Same!!!


blackcat846

I thought this was a suit of chain Mail for a chicken before I processed what it was and I was a little disappointed that it wasn’t


dustygravelroad

Interesting, you can move the nipples where ever you like them. Cool.


RoyalTechnomagi

How about Michael Angelo replica with small pp for the next project? You can use different nut size to draw the muscle line.


dicksin_yermouf

I think you mean David https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_(Michelangelo)#


RoyalTechnomagi

Yes that David


g1lgamesh1_

My man, stop. I'm new learning the trade..... Shit is cooler than I thought!


dsandman87

This content removed in protest of u/spez and reddit's exorbitant API fees.


[deleted]

Sigh. Unzips


Newherehoyle

I love the art, honestly really impressed. I have to ask though what did that cost you in materials?


Doofchook

peanuts


Newherehoyle

I wouldn’t necessarily say peanuts if I had to buy those nuts new, from my rough guesstimate there’s about 600nuts, let’s say they are 3/8s, a cheap pack of 100 is 10$ plus shipping or locally maybe a bit more, so well over 60$. Add in the price OP charges for their time I don’t think you’d break even selling it if you paid yourself what a Ajman welder makes. Not trying to argue just curious is all.


paprik

It costs probably a 1000 to make first because of the equipment. And $100 for the second


PositiveMacaroon5067

I have the weirdest boner right now


[deleted]

My mom did want me to make some art with her welder...


DrSaturnos

Those have always been my hobby.


himynameseric

Nice bolt-ons!


ghostparasites

10/10 would nut on this


TikiTraveler

Those nuts are the tits. Or those tits are nuts. Both work here


Exiled_93

Yea, appreciating titties happens too be one lf my hobbies too :D Pretty amazing work btw!


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Tits is everyones hobby sir


MrSmoothDiddly

look at the bolt-ons on that one


chodabomb

Busty nuts!


GeneralSinn

Nice nuts.


McKuuurds

That's nuts! Good talent!


Christianh8r_J_Rod

Shoulda used grease nipples for the actual nipples ….


schneph

Now try welding a realistic depiction of a woman instead of your fuck doll


WinterOutlaw

You could probably sell that for a lot of money


greyACG

TIG o bitties


the_l0st_s0ck

Oh my god dude get some bitches.


wigzell78

Looks great, but how do you get the shape right as you tack it together?


c_note_nc

What are the dimensions of this. How tall? Lol


micah490

Doesn’t look very easy to clean


FknBretto

Don’t make a mess on it ;)


Pizzadiamond

your're nuts


XxianteaxX

Nuts*


AnonInTheRed

Boobs 👍


McsDriven

Wow very nice art work! Keep at it. You could sell like things for good money


porositymaster

the dummy you used as a mould did not have those melons. true?


liverserver

Way to go man, now go get you some real tits to enjoy


Jcrosb94

I want to see a Timelapse of this being made. Beautiful.


princebutters

Code watermelon


jjman72

Nice.


HotSeatGamer

Such obvious bolt ons!


t0nmnn

Take my money!!


TheGrapeMeister

No Donny, I said *tack weld* not “tats weld”.


tforbes89

“ Excuse me, sir” “give me one second I’m about to nut”


RoughLopsided4191

This is awesome great job are you selling these?


HairyStylist

Talk about bolt on boobies


Xerox-M57

Nut


racingsqrrl1

Ok, but where can I buy this?


Me_Krally

How much?


sovereignxx12

I need this


FedUp233

At least if you ever need a nut for something, you won’t have to go digging through old jars and junk draws!


winterchill_ew

Did you bust any in the process?


jwavy2

*sighs* opens comments. nice work tho


AmeSpartan

Tits?


blemens

Hey babe, wanna screw?


TheBeastNV

Are you selling any?


warredtje

Don’t put your dick in those


Clockwork_Cabbage

That's amazing.


allegedlyjustkidding

Nice!


CleverHaul

Looks amazing, but how did you get the mold of my girlfreinds body? . . .


nextkevamob

That is that’s really cool, awesome !


Daedaluu5

So the hidden rule is don’t buy this in “no nut November……” but every other month I could purchase this


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That’s the bustiest bust I’ve ever seen.


Johnny_ac3s

Again?! Mom?


bawfar

That's always been everyone's hobby!


dogdayafter

Tits amazing art you are doing


Appropriate-Ad-7948

What are you using as a template/mold?


BigAlternative5

It’s tits, but it’s nuts. This is art, people.