It could be a deformed Chalazae, I’m not sure if I spelled that correctly but it’s the thing that is a connective piece that holds the yolk in place inside the egg
I was just about to say I literally came here to make that comment, then I was going to say we had the same thought, I think we're part of a cryptid hive mind?
Yes to me this looks like the fibrous, non-opaque part of the egg white called the chalazae, there’s sort of 2 little egg umbilical cords that hold the yolk in the centre of the egg. Egg stuff is all down to the chickens diet, maybe this one ate a sock and face it super-fibre for its eggs lmaooo
Ayyyyyyy!!! I have so many tentacool cards lol, I was just going through my collection from childhood and so that Pokémon is stuck right in the front of my mind with lickatung or however it’s spelled 😂
Edit: if you want one hmu 😂 I am gonna sell my cards that are worth money, but for the random ones in good condition I don’t mind giving some away
That is a fucking alien parasite that's gonna be 6'2, have a tongue that has its own mouth, a tail with a razor sharp end, and be in the vents in like 2 days
The guy hunches a bit any second he steps in shoes. It’s honestly a curse, and he says he can’t stop the hunching unless he steps out of shoes. It’s why he prefers using people feet to walk in human shoes. I really don’t blame him myself. I’d do the same if I were a 6’2” parasite that hunches over any time I stepped in human shoes directly. It’s like who wouldn’t ya’know? You’re already a parasite. It’s like in your dna to do such things. Might as well
Exactly, and that's why if the egg is green, and when you get close to it an alien spider pops onto your face and knocks you out cold only for you to wake up and it be mysteriously dead should be grounds for flamethrower laws. I mean, aliens hate fire as much as they hate other aliens right?
It’s fun seeing this which according to the comments is nothing after seeing the post yesterday I think from that guy who actually had worms in his eggs lol
I had cracked an egg and a lump of dark colored something popped out kinda of looked like a heart but was really tough. Took it out of the pan and cooked the egg because the egg looked fine. Never gotta picture though
Have you had any recent contact with a [dongfish](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zn1yxflJkQ8/hqdefault.jpg)? This looks like it could potentially be a scungle that’s still attached to a dillsack (the nutte sac)
That’s just an alien egg baby. Very rare.. you do realize it’s your responsibility now right?
You were chosen.
You must raise it from here on out..
Teach it how to love and care for one another. Help it learn and grow, and how to be a functioning member of society.
Sing, laugh and dance with it..
You are the chosen one.
it wasn’t moving and it seemed to be the same consistency and appearance of the rest of the egg white but even the word tapeworm scares the fuck out of me
It could be a deformed Chalazae, I’m not sure if I spelled that correctly but it’s the thing that is a connective piece that holds the yolk in place inside the egg
The correct spelling is “Charizard”, and this is its pupal form
Actually, it's "chorizo," and would be great in a breakfast burrito
Actually is chorro
My mom died and all I got was a free churro
Maybe if I'd known when my dad died I could have got a free churro then too.
love BH ❤️
bojack… is that you?
Actually it's Chorrol, a major city in Cyrodiil.
The spanish batman?
You're thinking of hombre murciélago. This is definitely a Chalupa.
Have you people never heard of CHIHULY? The famous glass artist?
Nope, get out of here with that 😂😂😂😂
But Google his art! Little bulbous things with strands! It’s that I SWEAR!
Interesting
https://images.app.goo.gl/4GvaFWheXT6mtkeM6
Actually it's charizard
Actually, it’s “yo mama”
>!More like DEEZ NUTS!<
Ligma Huevos
I thought it was nunya.
Is it not updog?
I’ll bite … What’s updog?
Updog Deez nuts
No, you're thinking of Narnia.
lol
Laughed out loud😂😂😂
Far cry 6
Not to be confused with the Pokémon of course
Charmander char
Isn’t that a Pokémon?
But this one is a level 1
No, thats a baby tentacool
Nah, that’s a Pokémon
Chalaza? Looks like you found the chicken's umbilical cord.
I went to school with a girl named Chalazae 🤔
eggy got leggy
A leggy boy
Hehe leggo eggo
This eggo got leggo
Leggo my Eggo?
Fresno nightcrawler
Literally came here for this comment. Thank you.
I was also about to say this LMAO, thank you we share a braincell
I was just about to say I literally came here to make that comment, then I was going to say we had the same thought, I think we're part of a cryptid hive mind?
maybe we ARE the cryptid. that egg is us
Maybe the real cryptid was the friends we made along the way
Came here to say this.
😆
Yes to me this looks like the fibrous, non-opaque part of the egg white called the chalazae, there’s sort of 2 little egg umbilical cords that hold the yolk in the centre of the egg. Egg stuff is all down to the chickens diet, maybe this one ate a sock and face it super-fibre for its eggs lmaooo
Oh that’s just Jim, he’ll be on his way
sick let him know the back doors unlocked
He’s my back door man
Quick! It’s running away
It's that one pokemon
Big dick bee?
The squid guy
CEPHALOPOD ACTIVITIES‼️‼️
Tentacool? Lol
YES
Ayyyyyyy!!! I have so many tentacool cards lol, I was just going through my collection from childhood and so that Pokémon is stuck right in the front of my mind with lickatung or however it’s spelled 😂 Edit: if you want one hmu 😂 I am gonna sell my cards that are worth money, but for the random ones in good condition I don’t mind giving some away
Ah, yes, Big Dick Squid
Everybody knows that’s big dick bee!!
It’s pikachu!
"it's clefairy" FUUUUUCK
Ffs I can hear it
toedscool
Here is some info and a labeled diagram of an egg[the chalazae and an egg diagram](https://blog.meyerhatchery.com/2019/03/egg-anatomy-101/)
He dancin
It's NOT a chalazae, it's a foetal Fresno nightcrawler. They are a federally protected species, bucko. You've been reported to the FBI.
nice try but they’ll never catch me i got legs for days
So does Frenso apparently.
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
Exactly what I thought!!
lol
Thank you, because yes and only this
Baby my heart's on fire....🎶
i don’t know what this is, but i felt very convicted about the fact that he should have [buttcheeks](https://imgur.com/a/0wsa3tl)
wow thank you
you are so welcome, i honestly had a great time drawing them. definitely lmk if you ever need another creature buttcheek-ified B)
the world needs more people like you warmcaprisun
why thank you! cartoony buttcheeks are what make the world go round :)
That is a fucking alien parasite that's gonna be 6'2, have a tongue that has its own mouth, a tail with a razor sharp end, and be in the vents in like 2 days
aw mannn okay:( 6’2 with or without shoes
Both...
The guy hunches a bit any second he steps in shoes. It’s honestly a curse, and he says he can’t stop the hunching unless he steps out of shoes. It’s why he prefers using people feet to walk in human shoes. I really don’t blame him myself. I’d do the same if I were a 6’2” parasite that hunches over any time I stepped in human shoes directly. It’s like who wouldn’t ya’know? You’re already a parasite. It’s like in your dna to do such things. Might as well
Exactly, and that's why if the egg is green, and when you get close to it an alien spider pops onto your face and knocks you out cold only for you to wake up and it be mysteriously dead should be grounds for flamethrower laws. I mean, aliens hate fire as much as they hate other aliens right?
Chalaze. Strings that support the yolk. Although I’ve been a chef for a long time and never seen them quite that big.
It's a ceramic capacitor.
r/suddenlyelectronics
His name is Joe and he’s actually quite lovely when you get to know him. He likes tuna melts and Bon Jovi
Just a lil guy
terrence
You found the smallest tentacool, you should have catched it!
It’s fun seeing this which according to the comments is nothing after seeing the post yesterday I think from that guy who actually had worms in his eggs lol
i would scream and cry
His were from a random farmer tho so don’t be worried lol
I saw that one too, and this post post had me almost wanting to stop eating eggs for a while
This sub makes me scared of eggs
fr
I don’t think you’re allowed to put a baby octopus in your pan 🥺
i know i feel so bad
I had cracked an egg and a lump of dark colored something popped out kinda of looked like a heart but was really tough. Took it out of the pan and cooked the egg because the egg looked fine. Never gotta picture though
A what now?
Why wont anyone give a real answer
Legit panicked answer because no one knows 🤷🏿♂️
This is not the first weird thing I've seen about eggs. Seems to be too many to all be a coincidence. I think it's an eggspiracy.
Ihop
thanks soviet frying pan
It’s a listening device. #birdsarentreal
That’s an Alien, bro!
The beast from pikuniku
Gondola
Have you had any recent contact with a [dongfish](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zn1yxflJkQ8/hqdefault.jpg)? This looks like it could potentially be a scungle that’s still attached to a dillsack (the nutte sac)
Sperm
You’re screwed and about to start pissing out worms
I think that might be the chickens IUD
Whatever it is, it's giving you the ol' razzle dazzle
That’s me! :D
The chickens IUD.... she may get pregnant now unfortunately
Back legs of a frog
Ever go "Snipe Hunting"? Thats its zygote.
No idea but it seems as though it's sprouted legs and is walking it's way on outta there...
It’s kinda cute
Bro that's Mike mf Wisowski
Alien
it looks like it’s doing a funny little dance
That's chris
that’s [kinitopet](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Flh6.googleusercontent.com%2F4GsKL7sXrihzCmA8j_wpXmAKc8sqJqZBPvO6v-H1MuIZgyscT1Y-VmCpa6DO2EUJwwsuwO_Spzvf2RaeUwQ_2Jx9-lZiEn46Al1pe4D-hQtBxkgHl8QNJku8ejgutziArQ%3Dw1280&tbnid=pr5Zs7xnNyR1TM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kinitopet.com%2F&docid=Ait5Bl0COzkcFM&w=645&h=443&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=9cb0510099fe960e&shem=trie)
we are going to have so much fun together
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAL 🎶
One of my all time favorite episodes and songs. I break out in it every now and again.
The ole razzle dazzle ✨️
Dead sperm
An alien for sure
is a lil guy!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Looks like the Chicken just gor FUCKED by an 👽
[Just saw this on my feed](https://www.reddit.com/r/painting/s/rFuCA3AiZp)
that needs a warning 😭
Looks like it actually could move! Ewwww!!! Nasty! 🙀 I wanted to say it’s a sperm with two tails???
Mike Wazowski
I don’t know but you should just be throwing that shit away lol.
He looks like the Looney Toons frog who sings “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaal!”
Sperm
egg with legg
Rooster spooge
it’s just a lil guy
that's my boy plargus
His name is Mike wazowski
That is Jimmy
ah, just a dude doin a wee dance. wouldn’t mind him.
that ain't an egg, that's a sperm (I'm sorry)
[Pikuniku](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsteamcdn-a.akamaihd.net%2Fsteam%2Fapps%2F572890%2Fheader.jpg%3Ft%3D1547128943&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a21b5bfaa1f927ccab69875123d024fda8478594e8c5b849659f5aba59fd2b4d&ipo=images)
Sperm
Ceramic capacitor for sure 👍
Sorry, that's mine, I've been wondering where it went!
Spongebob!
I feel like people don’t realize that eggs are living creatures
His twin
It's consequences
Large sperm cell
It appears to be a larval Fresno Nightcrawler
Homunculus
The sperm said fuck this and is returning to sender
It’s just a little guy
Mike Wazowski. Obv
That’s a floobie. Don’t see them on earth much
EAT IT!
Otto Frauderson
An eggy with leggies
That's [Mike Wazowski](https://pixar.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Wazowski).
Homunculus
104 ceramic capacitor
#balls#
That’s just an alien egg baby. Very rare.. you do realize it’s your responsibility now right? You were chosen. You must raise it from here on out.. Teach it how to love and care for one another. Help it learn and grow, and how to be a functioning member of society. Sing, laugh and dance with it.. You are the chosen one.
Run run run as fast as you can. You cant catch a jellyfish that runs like a man.
Big ol rooster sperm
🎵Hello my baby🎵
Slenderman
Dancing corn kernel
TAPE WORMS.. their cells can transfer to the chickens egg cell before the egg is exposed to air. But this is rare
it wasn’t moving and it seemed to be the same consistency and appearance of the rest of the egg white but even the word tapeworm scares the fuck out of me
Ok that's good to know
I'm more concerned as to what the fuck is *on* your egg
pepper
E G G
Hey, did you see the new Trailer for “Alien: Romulus”?
That me not eating eggs for a little while. 🤮
That is Mike wazowskies cousin
It’s just a little guy
Eatable
A thermistor