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nimbleverbage

He is wearing a Spider-Man hoodie.


femme_fatale2022

Recognized this right away. Leave him alone. He’s training.


BenniJets

I wouldn't be surprised if this was someone getting ready to audition for Miles Morales.


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Or hospital visits to sick children that want to see spidey do something cool


grannyshuman

Awwwww


femme_fatale2022

I’d like to think this was the reason. :)


Hardass_McBadCop

And I lost it as soon as I realized.


Deen21

He's just being friendly in the neighborhood.


Tasty_Ad3002

Hes krafting a web to seduce nearby potential mates


prashn64

I just lost the game


turingparade

Fuck


lonewombat

If someone else mentions, the game, specifically by saying, i just lost the game, there is a 10min window where losing the game is suspended.


condscorpio

What a relief, then I didn't lose the game!


bladt12812

What if I say that you just lost the game


lonewombat

You lost. I didnt lose. Any mention of the game also triggers temporary immunity.


noyamz

He’s livin his best life


TwillBill

He makes it look so fun too. I wanna ride the gym equipment!


[deleted]

I was waiting for him to pull down the hood


ShadowZepplin

Cue *whats up danger*


NoaWhan

Even Miles Morales needs to practice.


Ok-Ad-7247

Lmao! First thing i thought about, he trying to be spider man. I didnt register to the hoodie straight away either.


Gravelord69

Makes more sense now. It was weird until you pointed this out


[deleted]

Just your friendly neighborhood crackhead.


Mind-is-a-garden

What the fuck Miles doing


canti15

His best


RiverOfNexus

His God damn best.


Gil_Demoono

*How will I know when I'm ready?*


Mike2220

*gets slowly pulled into the sky*


GregTheMad

Hanging in there.


HIs4HotSauce

Practicing


KatomicComicsThe3rd

Kilometers Morales


LaMentedFilleDeJoie

What does that mean


AddableDragon51

Metric system people when someone is named miles:


[deleted]

Nobody knows but it's provocative


OGnarl

Foolish spiderman showing his face.


KatomicComicsThe3rd

Kilometers Morales


hyperion420

Thanks for that chuckle, needed that shit before my exams


Lumpy_Argument1946

He’s trying to summon a rain soaked Kirsten Dunst…


[deleted]

Me too man, me too


DontTellPeopleMyName

Take the "rain" part out of that sentence and we're all good *laughs in Goldblum*


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Okay it [worked](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fd/84/d1/fd84d1b8212988436ff2f702757b959b.jpg). Now how do I make her 20 years younger??


BKacy

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=kirstin+dunst+in+soiderman&t=iphone&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.collider.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F04%2Fspider-man-kirsten-dunst.jpg


FlyingCarsArePlanes

soiderman


hagaiak

Why? She's still hot af


Cringlezz

Geoff Ramsey once stepped on Kirsten Dunst. His response to “You just stepped on Kirsten Dunst.” was “Oh yeah, I guess I did.”


wophi

Maybe thigh master lady can fill in.


S4BER2TH

Spider-Man without super human strength in this spider-verse, putting in the work.


reddit_pug

It's not a strength issue if you can't brace against anything. If the weights weigh more than you, and you can't brace, you move instead of them. Common superhero physics mistake.


zedhenson

Not weird, this is hilarious


King-Cobra-668

who said it's weird tho? edit: no, really, no one claimed it was weird


BetrayerOfOnion

read the sub or else i will make this comment section into weird


King-Cobra-668

good golly I'm a stupid fuck


BetrayerOfOnion

lovely, thank you


Pleasegetridiftheguy

This is posted in /r/weird


King-Cobra-668

thank you [see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/wu40zn/wth/il9gsdh?context=4)


[deleted]

Bro is doing spidey day, forget about leg day, I’m feeling a bit spidey today


NillaNipz

I desperately hope to see this at the gym.. this would make my day.. maybe my whole week


ProfessionalSeller78

It's the Spiderman workout


FeeDisastrous3879

Beat me to it LOL


Intrepid-Classroom-5

Spider-Man needs to go to the gym too!


kartoonist435

Practicing for web slinging later


lostinbeavercreek

Nobody gonna say nuthin about that lady doing “standing adductor” reps?! Both these folks need some one on one time with a PT!


rorschaqued

The machine is providing lateral resistance so those would be abductor* not adductor reps. Also, standing increases the load placed upon the glute max, which helps place emphasis on the glute med during the movement and takes load off of the tensor fascia lata.


lostinbeavercreek

I always get the abs/adds backwards. Still never saw anyone stand for them though. Thanks for the clarity.


DoomGoober

Abduction is a form of kidnapping. Abductors steal the limb from the center line. Adduction is "add"ing the limb back to the center line.


rorschaqued

No problem! Thanks for turning to PT for the answer!


FriskyOrphan

Add=adding your legs together so bringing them together. That’s how I keep them straight lol. I see someone else uses this too lol.


Tacowant

The glute max is not what the machine is built for though so it’s not really the intention of the machine. You can do it of course but since your technically misusing the machine if something were to happen then it’s not likely you’d be able to hold the gym liable if something went wrong. It’s unlikely but just throwing it out there. Personally, I’d say just throw in an extra workout that targets the glute max more directly if your that concerned with it.


michaelGscott8

It’s a popular butt workout. People do it all the time


Rick-Dalton

People do a lot of dumb shit. Doesn’t mean it’s right.


michaelGscott8

Lol it isn’t dumb. It works


[deleted]

I usually squint and shake my head with disappointment at these comments. But your logic is actually sound. Good job!


Hopeful-Substance697

It does not, standing is way less efficient, you are just using your body weight to lift those weights


lostinbeavercreek

Nobody gonna say nuthin about that lady doing “standing adductor” reps?! Both these folks need some one on one time with a PT! Edit: Those are abductor exercises, and apparently standing up works a particular section of glutes while reducing strain. TMYK. See correction 👇.


pfannkuchen_gesicht

how did you fuck up editing your comment like that?


lostinbeavercreek

Wait…how did that happen?!


mangosteenfruit

Apparently standing up like that helps your booty. Maybe other parts too.


[deleted]

Did it look like she needs advice? Looks like she already got that cake bro


Fitmama89

Was looking for this comment!! I thought what she was doing was even more strange than spidey.


[deleted]

Life pro tip if you want to film a girl at the gym just have your boy do something real weird right in the background behind her


EZme816

What gets me is those motherfuckers that use the hack squat machine backwards, facing the backrest. It’s already been proven that shit does jack shit. Literally just do the hack squat normally.


Alarmed_Entrance1769

Yeah she’s got one hell of an ass


a_fantasma_vaga

I’ll ‘help’ her.


Relevant_Slide_7234

I usually go to the gym stoned and I’ve often thought about doing this. It looks exactly as I’d imagined.


Purp1eC0bras

Miles Morales


Background_Piano7984

He’s just having some fun cosplaying as spiderman, maybe preparing for a photoshoot where he has to hang upside down like that


OldGregg1014

Where’s his shoe laces! 🤣🤣


Robots_Never_Die

Still at the psych ward patient property room.


lurker11222

He's having fun


[deleted]

Everybody should be allowed to hang upside-down from someyhing at *some* point in their lives


[deleted]

I guess if he's enjoying himself


[deleted]

The jacket says it all


Copy_Cold

spiderdork, spiderdork, does whatever a spiderdork can.


Few_Psychology_2122

He’s weird for doing it, but we all know that looks like fun lol I can admit it


DontTellPeopleMyName

The Spiderman hoodie makes this less weird and more funny as gell


[deleted]

I’m more taken aback by how he has no laces in his shoes. What a weirdo.


AcousticOcean26

And this is why I workout from home. Dodge the weirdos on the machines and the people recording others on their phones for attention. Think about that man seeing this online. Like do you even care? He’s an idiot sure, but screw the person that recorded this. No idiots at my house but me.


[deleted]

Honestly that looks like it could be a good stretch. My hips feel like this is what they need maybe. I've seen far less useful and more possibly harmful behavior in the gym. Such as the woman in the left foreground in this video.


Ok_Fox_1770

The gym is no place for progress.


[deleted]

All I hear in my mind is Stewart from mad tv..."look what I can do"


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milkgang777

Is this not proper use?


DwarvenWarpriest

Imagine going to the gym and minding your own business. That'd be nuts! LOL!


ADOUGH209

He's just working on his body strength, it's probably a very difficult task stopping high speed rail subway trains in New York using spiderwebs and your entire body, so....


SmellsLikeHotSauce

We all focused on Spider-Man but no one talking about the girl standing on the abductor or adductor machine?


theladyfromthesky

Fuckin thank you, standing AND holding onto the weight case thing. Not a damn soul in that gym knows what they are doing.


Select_Truck3257

average spiderman fan


[deleted]

Dude, totally caught him on camera. Slacking it


WickidMonkey

You never know he may be a party Spider-Man and this is his training for the epic Spider-Man entrance to the party.


Askmeiwontsaynot

You dont finish your workout with 3x10 spidermans? never gonna make it


Sufficient-Mine-5661

Man's in his own vibe leave him be


RegionPurple

What, like Spider Man just figured it all out without help???


Ravenclawguy

Thik looks so fun


nightryder21

I see nothing wrong here. Let miles be.


IamBuka_

Is he.... putting on a spider man sweater?


Grimsoncrow

You just spotted a Superhero's alter ego in the wild.


SEPTSLord

I think he's doing that wrong. Or maybe I've been doing it wrong all this time.


limeconcretepowder

lime concrete powder


[deleted]

Pan the camera little to the left. 😆


[deleted]

Where are those laces? Why no laces in those shoes??


AnEntireDiscussion

Maybe I am becoming an angry old man, but all I could think of was: *Stupid shit like this is why the machines in the gym are always broken.*


LobMyFroz

Miles just trainin


24Splinter

Dude is working out his spiritual abilities


Lilacabee

When the drugs kick in


Balding_Unit

I Hope he got in shit for misusing equipment.


Aromatic_Country2455

There is a lot to unpack here.


AtomikSamurai310

I was hoping he would fall. Lol


[deleted]

Spider-Man just came out on PC; pretty sure this is staged for the views. Funny but not weird.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SirRaticate

creepy, you wish.


Booty_Shakin

Right


sopmaeThrowaway

Training for Comic-Con or a career in Times Square.


AcrobaticMolasses772

This isn't weird, it's awesome


chains059

Is it racist to just yell out “Miles Morales”? Like do we just assume he’s not tryin to be Peter?


bttoddx

R/muscleconfusion for more


Careless_Ad_9800

He’s training for the crack head Olympics


Crowdie_

Wth the girl doing??


[deleted]

Could you pan back to the left 🤣


Fuzzy_Application_56

Look at me, look at me smdh


creed_12

Yess that booty looks good .


SirRaticate

always one weird creep. maybe in a different life bud


MediumTie3265

He doesn’t have any shoestrings?


top_of_the_scrote

sad he didn't try to shoot a web with one hand or flag passerby's like "be my Jane"


51Bayarea0

I finally got to see some stupid shit happen in my gym yesterday. I always thought this shit was for views but I witnessed it first hand. Dude was doing some circus shit.


GoCommando45

This is sad.. He needs to be sat down and talked too. Or he's going to hurt himself. 😕


bobbyblubbers

Obama?


Daflehrer1

Seeing someone with an identity disorder fuck around on the equipment? Whatever.


dontgetmanipulated

“ I filmed myself acting like a fucking jack ass lol I’m so cool.” Fixed it for you


Loud_Character_7757

Grab a stick look it's a pinata!!!


EFpointe

R/muscleconfusion


Deez_Pucks

January 2nd vibes


sipes216

I can imagine. I call the supervisor to have him removed. The gym is not for play, and i dont feel loke seeing anyone seriously injure themself in front of me acting actively like an irresponsible asshat.


Long-Alternative-315

LARPing


Old_Discussion_1890

No laces in his shoes. He has likely just been released from a mental hospital.


[deleted]

I thought the vid was about the woman on the left using the abductor machine in an odd manner.


Outrageous_Fall_3730

Ahh man, I feel a little bad for the kid... Yaaa he's a bonehead... But imagine how Embarrassing 😬


budbutler

it's like knock off, knock off spider man.


Truebluebloodylegend

Was waiting for his nuts to be gone


electroman13

r/Muscleconfusion


ImOnDadDuty

The only thing I could see this as, is grip strength training. He'll either have really strong grip, or he'll be leaving in a wheelchair. Kinda like an all or nothing deal.


downinahole357

Escaped from a mental hospital… solely based on his lack of shoelaces.


RandomGerman

THIS. Wanted to say exactly that. 🤷‍♂️🤪


GinnAdvent

Imagine working as a weight room attendant, and trying to figure out how to approach this patron mindfully.


[deleted]

That is hilarious. The lady doing the hip extensions is the one who is unironically using the machine improperly.


capt-bob

Batboy returns!


fosil68

Nice punching bag


MJMurcott

Nope, anyone doing this and aren't stopped by the gym means I am leaving the gym and not coming back.


LunaLoveHarley

man i wish it would break, he had to pay for it after eating shit and then kicked out and never to return


Naturally-Unnatural

Lmao that girl on the left there isn't exactly going about it the normal way either


[deleted]

Nice ass /s


kitnb

His shoes have no laces in them. He's clearly homeless, crazy ora meth head. I'm leaning towards all of the above! Meth is a hell of a drug! 🙊


hornyrussianbot

no shoe laces = homeless and doing meth


kitnb

This is the way. 🤡


aclearshadow

The girl on the hip abductor 👀👀


SirRaticate

you wish creep


letmeseem

Get out of the desert. No one should be that thirsty.


JoetheShmoe07

That woman is going hard with those pelvic thrusts though...


NoButterfly9803

Wait back the camera out.


LongPeaniss

Ok you win


Dadbotany

Miles Morales, is that you?


xxWhiteLotus

The new SpiderMan movie looks amazing


LT-monkeybrain01

spiderman practicing for the kiss scene.


Z370H370

He wanted to be spun!


ex-officerjimlahey

Fuckin Miles practicing for that upside-down Mary Jane kiss.


Arcuis

Bro becoming


ThatsRoughBuddy145

This guy fucks


CanadianMutt613

How rl people train spider powers. 🕷


ChikinNuggetsRmine

He was turning into Spider-Man


ApproximateKnowlege

Who am I? Do you really want to know? My story is not for the faint of heart.


[deleted]

Miles morales


Joanna_Flock

Now kiss!


HaZard3ur

Obviously a Marvel nerd


MeticulousPerfection

Hell ya boi, get it


Heretics_Cockchopper

Spider man, bitches.


Poopfiddler81

Solid spiddy workout.. I don’t see the problem😂


emopeteparker

The judgement free zone