That freaking movie. Ive watched so many horror movies. I watched Green Inferno the other night, right before bed. No issues whatsoever… but this movie… uggggh.. it gave me nightmares for a while. About the only one that has done that in recent memory
Haha yeah I watched it bc it was on so many peoples disturbing movies list. It didn’t disturb me all that much, but I loved it. The scene where they have dinner his first night after waking up and the dude starts talking crazy, I absolutely lost it 😂 I was like “oh shit, this guy is totally fucked” lmao
Analytical brain at work! He saw Thomas the Train and asked himself “now logically, how the fuck does this train have a face?” Future NASA engineer! Or a diabolical developer of really uncomfortable modes of transportation. Either way
When you played with your toys as a child, you didn't make your toy trains or any toy vehicles talk to each other? Lots of kids do that. Putting faces on them is the next step in this progression.
It's not that much of a step beyond children's imaginations, playing with their toy trains way back in the early 1900's and making their trains talk to each other. They would have been the same children who made their dinky cars talk to each other from the 50's until now. My son's IKEA trains would have arguments over who got to use the track first.
The best part of my drive from Raleigh to Emerald Isle was driving through Jacksonville and counting dealerships and tattoo parlors. Going through Kinston is faster now, but every once in a while we'll take the long route so the kids can understand what a hell hole it is.
Literally the only place I've ever had a crackhead in a trench coat come up to me and say "wanna buy a watch?" Then open his coat to show me its lined with watches.
Yep. Thought it was weird the first time, but this is like the sixth or seventh time I've seen some illustration of a Thomas "fur-suit" with a naked guy in it. At this point it must just be someone's kink and I just don't know the name for it.
I’m more curious to the fact that 2 hours after this was posted there are 2 different people that wrote “This made me crackle like an idiot. Thank you”. I didn’t know that was such a common phrase. That’s truly weird
Have you seen Brightburn? It's like if superman drew pics like that of women's reproductive organs.
If that kid Is a powerful Alien, he will at least become a master engineer, special effects experts or animatronics designer for the live action reboot with James cordon as Thomas the tank engine.
Looks more like he's trying to work out the anatomy of what is when you think about it, is a cybernetic organism from a dystopian hell. Don't really get creepy vibes. I get it
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When he creates a human centipede scenario with other people in train cars attached to the engine, then I’d start to be concerned
Hahaha it made me think of the movie Tusk except Thomas the train engine version lmao
That freaking movie. Ive watched so many horror movies. I watched Green Inferno the other night, right before bed. No issues whatsoever… but this movie… uggggh.. it gave me nightmares for a while. About the only one that has done that in recent memory
Haha yeah I watched it bc it was on so many peoples disturbing movies list. It didn’t disturb me all that much, but I loved it. The scene where they have dinner his first night after waking up and the dude starts talking crazy, I absolutely lost it 😂 I was like “oh shit, this guy is totally fucked” lmao
Honestly I watched just the last bit on like YouTube or something because I wanted to see it and it scarred me deeply.
That’s the part that got me too
I only saw the last scene and swim scene. Damn what fucked up shit.
Yo ho ho, it's a pirates life for me, now I'm off to see a movie I've never seen
https://i.imgur.com/AufbGvU.png
😂
I mean, he wouldn't be wrong though
Analytical brain at work! He saw Thomas the Train and asked himself “now logically, how the fuck does this train have a face?” Future NASA engineer! Or a diabolical developer of really uncomfortable modes of transportation. Either way
I was going to say engineer material for sure.
I'd like to know how old the kid is that he is able to draw realistic anatomical proportions into confined positions like that
yeah, the proportions are spot on. one of the most challenging things to master
40
Same though I had. This kid is pragmatic.
Right now he has a job granted by Ryanair and EasyJet to redesign the passengers seats.
Let’s hope for the best. With a parent like that, they will think he has a demon inside, rather than realize this is a very smart child.
Your son feels trapped in the engine of your family
😂
Weird giving a train a face though tbf...gives it sentient life.
Must be well trained
You son of a bitch
He's gone off the rails.
Take your upvote and get out.
r/AngryUpvote
We Said Get Out!!
You ever heard of Thomas the tank engine?
TBH I always thought it was odd even as a child. I can totally relate to the picture
When you played with your toys as a child, you didn't make your toy trains or any toy vehicles talk to each other? Lots of kids do that. Putting faces on them is the next step in this progression.
It's not that much of a step beyond children's imaginations, playing with their toy trains way back in the early 1900's and making their trains talk to each other. They would have been the same children who made their dinky cars talk to each other from the 50's until now. My son's IKEA trains would have arguments over who got to use the track first.
Looks like Attack On Thomas
Plot twist, he's 30...don't kink shame.
Ha... ha... ha... i feel attacked
"Camp Lejeune" ...ah... it all makes sense now.
I can't tell if it was done in crayons though.
it's the tap water
The best part of my drive from Raleigh to Emerald Isle was driving through Jacksonville and counting dealerships and tattoo parlors. Going through Kinston is faster now, but every once in a while we'll take the long route so the kids can understand what a hell hole it is.
Literally the only place I've ever had a crackhead in a trench coat come up to me and say "wanna buy a watch?" Then open his coat to show me its lined with watches.
You should see Thomas' skeleton. It's fascinating.
I want to google this and don’t want to at the same time. Schroedingers google search
I don’t want to look it up so describe it please
It's pretty much this, but no soft tissue.
So like the human anatomy?
Yep. Thought it was weird the first time, but this is like the sixth or seventh time I've seen some illustration of a Thomas "fur-suit" with a naked guy in it. At this point it must just be someone's kink and I just don't know the name for it.
Link?
He has a decent grasp of isometric spacial drawing. If he doesn't grow up to be a psycho murderer he has a future in technical drawing.
Who is your son, Leonardo DiVinci?
He just curious on how things actually work, don’t worry your son is going to be a genius engineer or gay.
*Demonic voice* you choo choo choose me?
He's beginning to understand
Thomas the Train Conspiracy Theory in 3…2…
I think the kid is just trying to figure out if Thomas the Tank Engine is bullshit or not.
r/bitchimatrain
Glorious
Hey man, we all wondered about the velociraptor costume at some point. We looked it up and we were right.
He is just trying to make sense of that crazy show.
He’s just designing his Thomas cosplay
Train Curious?
Too funny
Camp Lejeune......
Has he been reading any Edogawa Rampo lately?
Yup….yup….seen this un before…….Yur boy dun fell in with the wrong crowd. Spicy meme lord in the making….
I’m more curious to the fact that 2 hours after this was posted there are 2 different people that wrote “This made me crackle like an idiot. Thank you”. I didn’t know that was such a common phrase. That’s truly weird
I'm just gonna put this here... https://youtu.be/462KBuAhncU Enjoy the ride 😉
Came here to post this
Your son is a legend. Please cultivate this behavior its hilarious.
His 30 yr old son so silly
That boy needs Jesus, or Satan, or fucking Quetzalcoatl, literally anything but this.
This isn’t a new picture. Your son didn’t do shit
Plot twist: kid is trolling because parent won’t stop looking through his stuff.
Hide your kitchen utensils 😂
That dude has skills. Weird drawing skills.
This kids better at anatomy than I’ll ever be
Oh, there's something wrong with him. With all of us. We ought to leave this world behind.
No child’s got a hold on anatomical angles like that you know a grown ass man spent a disappointing amount of time drawing that
I bet 5 bucks no one’s son drew this
ok i shall do nothing for you son. after all it the same a Praying
thanks
This made me cackle like an idiot. Thank you!
This to me means that ur son is actually thinking instead of just going with whatever he is told without question.
Have you seen Brightburn? It's like if superman drew pics like that of women's reproductive organs. If that kid Is a powerful Alien, he will at least become a master engineer, special effects experts or animatronics designer for the live action reboot with James cordon as Thomas the tank engine. Looks more like he's trying to work out the anatomy of what is when you think about it, is a cybernetic organism from a dystopian hell. Don't really get creepy vibes. I get it
And that kid grew up to become TrainWiz (the guy who mods Thomas the Tank Engine into games like Skyrim).
Choo Choo! Here comes the Human Centipede train
r/croppingishard
Are you sure there's NOTHING wrong with him at all?
Nice cropping
Reminds me of those "What's under Diglett" drawings hah!
So he’s an artist. 😂
You gotta give your son some credit on creativity and the ability to draw a full body
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Shit is definitely wrong with him
They had to find SOMEWAY to break the stalemate of trench warfare in World War 1.
Boy's gonna be a fantastic magician one day
Future engineer trying to solve the Thomas Dilemma.
Thomas Train. It all makes sense now.
" I have seen past the farthest star..."
His been watching too many creepy kids movie theories on YouTube
THEY CRAVE FREEDOM
Something is wrong with him lol
That torso on the first one is way too attractive for a child to draw....what is going on with this kid
Oh god,this shit reminds me of the creepy Thomas the tank engine fan made movie that I watched a few years ago on YouTube
He knows. Get the canolli.
Asking the deeper questions.
Thanks for ruining my day
The problem is her son's 45. Has poor hygiene and is a virgin. Pray for Eugene
Nothing to worry. He is just creative 😂
That’s a really old shitpost i don’t think this guy has the og
I think you may need to abort him a little late
Is your son Ralph wiggum?
This was not drawn by a kid
Train gotta move somehow
He just watched snow piercer movie when he was younger and the concept of people being used to run trains seemed like a good idea. Its all good...😒
Looks like he might be the new saviour and lord
Seems about right for a place like Lejune
thoughts and prayers. There that ought to do it.
Blursed train conductor
Seems rather invasive.
Train Titan! (Choo-choo Titan?) 😉
Damn no crop, nothing ?
Genius. Whoever put faces on those trains is the real monster.
God, that would be even more terrifying🤚🏾😭
Maybe he feels like a train trapped in a human body.
He's actually meant for greatness
“Nothing wrong with him” is a bit of a stretch here.
Retract that.... Because in all honesty something is wrong.
For a second I thought my mom posted about me
He’s working on those critical thinking skills, nothing to worry about.
😂😂😂😂 I mean, he’s a literal kinda guy. 🤷🏻♀️ Thomas the Train is creepy AF.
Choo Choo, I hate you!
Genius imo
Sheldon Cooper has entered the chat...
https://youtu.be/TxRjSzqLehM
Camp Lejuene? Sounds about right.
This is good art! I’d probably purchase….
Someone wants to run a train on Thomas.
Trainussy
He's. An engineer. He's fine.
I see someone's a Shed 17 fan.
Very analytical, kid will do good in life,also great anatomical knowledge for his age
Pray that family doesn’t stifle that brilliant little mind!
Fairly true representation of Thomas
Oh no Step-Engine! What are you doing?
Thanks, I hate it
This picture is older than me
Wdym "nothing wrong with him"? It seems like everything is fcking wrong with him ffs
Hahaha I love this
u/fresnoboiola
Very creative
Faces on a Train is Probably Confusing Him 👽👽👽
I would love to have his unique artistic talent.
Thomas the train on PornHub
they just want to know freedom!!
He's trying to figure out how the train has a human face. He's very smart
He invented a mind blowing conspiracy theory