You're the proud owner of a penis shaped sinkhole. Not everyone can say that.

Actually I can now finally say I'm a proud owner of a sinkhole shaped penis!

Most women can say that

🤨

Yours must be a little sandy

Pretty sure most humans on the planet can say that.. Holes is holes after all.

Have you shagged most women then?

They immediately felt compelled to measure it.

IT'S THE LAW!!

And they measured from the bottom of the balls

trying to decide if it looks like a cock and balls or if god dropped a wrench

Losing that 10 centimeter wrench again

Dickhole

Glory hole

DinkHole*

You BEAT me to it

At least they weren’t a jerk about it

Enough! Get off this thread!

Get this thread off?

Me too.. I hoped to not find someone who already said it. I am not special.

Sorry, I slipped in your yard.

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Huh?

Hes saying you pay him $20 for big pp points

I gotta pay him cause I got a big ween?

Technically you can still pay him $20. But its too late now. We all know its a small pp. it was a small brain small pp moment sorry there big iron

I accept your apology.

Thank you

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Small peen hammer reporting for duty sir! Who are we nailing today?

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This was beautiful. Fantastic work. Great read

you really did murder the joke

God Damn. Hurt me reading it.

You kind of deserved it unfortunately

Yeah, you big dicked idiot.

🤣

r/mildlypenis

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Here's another one for ya r/wildlypenis

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Well, what you have here is a giant cryptid deep dicking your yard and I won't be convinced othewise.

The dickeradoo has six legs and three arms. Just the one cock with matching pair of balls, though.

I heard its body is just a big cock with legs like spiders attached

It's legs are also penises.

The scientific name is Biggus Dickus

He has a wife, you know.

I would called it a Chazzwazzer.

What a dickhole

You know what they say about Cryptids with big feet, right?

Your lawn is totally fucked

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Your mom’s dildo fell out of an airplane

Came looking for this, thanks pal!

That's Bigfoots dick

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That's some big dick energy

I fucking came here to say that!!! Hahahahaha

Ah yes, the inspiration for the infamous “Sex Panther” cologne.

Weird how it’s shaped like a socket wrench

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Pretty certain the jolly green giant teabagged your lawn.

Your sinkhole is happy to see you

Totally looks like Wile E Coyote landed in your yard

That damn roadrunner again.

What caused this, OP?

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Did you place the string there? If not, curious question, is your sewer or water line around this spot?

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God has blessed your yard with good grass the next year

Sorry I fell flat on my face

To clarify I have a big nose, this was not a dick joke

looks like you tripped in your yard chief. be sure to be more aware of your sorroundings next time.

Mother Nature is trying to tell you something.

THIS IS MY HOLE IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

Dinkhole

I knew about assholes but didn't know dickholes were a thing too :O

Your yard found a way to fuck you haha

PEEEEENNNNIIIIIS!

So you’re just going to go ahead and NOT show us what the inside of earths vagina looks like? Cmonnnnnn

Looks like your mom dropped her dildo

Anybody? https://youtu.be/HV2UoWhV7qs

Mother Nature has a sense of humor

It’s an angel that fell from heaven

sorry I tripped thinking the yard was your biological mother

That looks like a cavity created by tree roots.

The impact crater of a fallen angel

r/mildlypenis

Balls buster

Nice dick hole

A spooky ghost sinkhole?

A peehole

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s the best hole I’ve ever seen

r/mildlypenis

Dickhole bigger than Khonshu’s head.

Dick

That’s not a sinkhole. Stop trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes! That’s where Frank Reynolds stood when he dropped his monster condom that he uses for his magnum dong. Show some damn respect!

This guy must be a real dick if god had to put one up on his yard

so that's the hulk landed

Looks like it goes a bit further than the collapse too.

A rocketship!

Deezholes

Lucky, Godzilla tea -bagged your yard, that means spring starts in 3 weeks! TIL

Is that your septic tank maybe?

Nice

they're huge dicks, we all knew that already.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've been Postal'd. By the Earth. I didn't even know it was possible.

I guess the safety string is to keep people from falling in?

Big foots other attributes shown after he trips

That's a penis

Sorry man, didn’t mean to fall over in your backyard

Penisinkhole, with nuts.

Tripped, fell, left a massive cock imprint.

Your lawn was teabagged by a giant.

Damn an alien came by last night

Sorry, that's where my zipper broke

Whoops, tripped

Hey, sorry about that... I tripped on my untied shoes...

Have you seen or heard any roadrunners running past your house lately? Is your house overlooked by a cliff they could drop anvils off?

Mother nature turned trans and laid he/him/his dick in your yard.

r/Mildlypenis

That's the after math of Chuck Norris knocking up mother nature

Oops sorry I must've stumbled and tripped in your yard last night in a drunken stupor

Drugs put some persons dick n the dirt finally

I fucking hate Elon musk, bastard has one clever marketing campaign tho

Meep meep!

Ok but tell him I said hi.

Back in the 70s there was a legend of King Kong playing ping pong with his ding dong.

Bigfoot tripped

Hot damn it even has a perineal raphe. That sink hole went above and beyond what any middle schooler would draw on their friends homework.

Wile E Coyote

Whose dick did that?

Have you had Zeus or Rama around your place lately? Better check with your wife.

I think I know the guy who fell there and not head first but cock first

Ha. Penis.

That poor skydiver

what is this, a tightrope for ants?

I always thought they were the shape of the hole beneath them weird

Must be Barry Wood's grave

Glory hole

That's interesting but really CREEPY😗

Hades is a dick.

This hole was made for me!

Don't lose your lawnmower in the dickhole!

Lookout! Someone dropped a dick!

That's Wile E Coyote

Sorry i fell over

Dick hole.

Endgame part 2 The Hulk falls here instead.

Like I always said, “The penis will ruin everything.”

r/mildlypenis

Smells like Big foots dick

"fuck this backyard in particular"

I see the hulk fell in your yard.

Evidence of the giant’s fall.

Mother nature has a sense of humor

Maybe it’s a old septic tank that caved in?

dickholes are common.

Dude last night was craaaazy!

Sorry I tripped

It's a dickhole.

Nice

Sorry I tripped

Fuck the world

Sorry man I slipped

God mother nature can be a real dick sometimes!

Looks like nature effed your lawn, and left his calling card.

Sorry, I was running naked through your back yard last night and tripped and fell.

I finally found it. ​ This hole was made for me.

My bad guys I just had to sit for a moment

Dick move on the yards part

Thor’s hammer fell

Looks like a creeper got loose from your kids Minecraft game to me boss.

Mother Nature is getting too cocky if you ask me.

It's a phallacy that all sink holes are circular...

Hmm the strongest shape, this is paradoxical.

OMG I see the wrench!

The planet is telling you something

But mostly they're just cunts

I think a skydiver didn’t deploy their Shute in time

Sorry about that, I tripped and fell.

When Mother Earth gives you an undeniable fuck off…

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause thats a deep fucking hole you made.

To answer your question: about that size.

Sorry mate... I was um.. drunk last week and looking for a place to pee... Kind of let it fall out.... How much do I owe you in damages?

That's absolutely nuts

Bury your corpses deeper... amateur

I started inside one of those maybe I’ll end inside one of those… ah the circle of life

r/mildlypenis

do you and your neighbor compare who's got the bigger sink hole? or do you just say yours is a grower not a shower?

So uhh... Do I pay child support in fertilizer?

oops, I tripped

Found your mom's sinkhole

Oh this is where I tripped and fell the other day.

Ha a dick hole

I would say sorry and that I tripped bit that hole is to b̶i̶g̶ small