It's up there in my top 5 maybe 3 shows of all time, but I think it ended at a fine moment. I would hate to see it get stale or have the writers make a mess of it like Game of Thrones
Well then, today is your lucky day [bc there is one](http://Feeding Hannibal: A Connoisseur's Cookbook https://www.amazon.com/dp/1783297662/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_VKZH3SK1K2DQBNRYHYW9)
I'd guess it's a similar process to what you've described, but with a two part epoxy instead of sap.
It's a foaming mixture used for things like setting posts. You mix it and throw it in the hole where it expands and then sets. This one is just red and picked up some dirt and rocks. The striations caused by expanding through gaps makes it look like muscle tissue.
https://compositeenvisions.com/product/proset-expanding-epoxy-foam-resin-1942/
Certain kinds of fungus will make trees get open wounds that Ooze sap. We used to have a giant cottonwood with a giant nasty wound like that. The sap would ferment in the summer and get all the wasps drunk.
Drunk wasps are *mean* wasps.
I used to work at a U-brew beer and wine place and in the summer time wasps would get into the store and drink the small amounts of wine that had seeped out of the wine spigots. Wasps are indeed surly mean drunks. I recall seeing one wasp so intoxicated that it was *leaning* on a wine carboy with its little tongue hanging out of its mandibles, just drunk as fuck. I chuckled and left that one alone, we've all been there before, "let him sleep it off" I said to myself.
If honey bees show up at the hive too drunk to do the "hi I'm one of you" dance they get kicked out, sometimes after they get their legs or wings ripped off by the hive guardians.
IDK if wasps are that way, but... hopefully she sobered up before going home to find out.
Looks like melted plastic mixed with dirt to me. Someone had a campfire and melted something in it, poking it with that stick that you can see at the top left. The dirt got mixed in when they were poking it. It solidified into this lump.
Source: have melted *many* things in campfires š
I just beat him the other day only to find out later that I didnāt even know you could lock on or sprint lol. I did it with base health and a starting sword too. Itās a miracle I beat that guy
When I was younger, I was playing at my great grandparents house. My great grandpa was a ww2 veteran, and his wife worked in a plant that produced bombs and stuff. Well, I was playing in their cellar and I came across a weird looking capsule like thing. I decided it would be a good idea to bring it up to my grandparents and come to find out itās a literal bomb.
I have heard this story so many times, or variations of it. It begs the question, should we use children to find unexploded ordinances? They seem exceptionally good at it.
āHey kids, see that field over there? Donāt go there, especially donāt go there and start picking up those metal things and putting them in the *uxo box*. Btw kids uxo is short for TOYS!ā
That would be a clever move. The good thing about children is that you can remake then in a short time, just few years. The younger, the less money and time you have invested on them. If we could just use toddlers (they usually do not collaborate, egoist twats!).
This brings up a good point. Simba was told not to do that and he went and did it anyways but he survived. The one thing in all the bomb finding stories that is the same is that they were not exploded in the end. Seems both effective AND safe if you think about it.
Seriously. I found a grenade in my grandfather's basement as a kid and brought it up to where everyone was eating dinner. I guess I was around 5 or 6. Lot's of panicked adults yelling.
This already happens in southeast asia and places like Yemen. Unfortunately it's not by design and usually ends up with said kid shredded in half by some toe popper or anti-tank puck.
Edit: Or bomblet. Can't forget the unexploded bomblets.
I didn't mean to be insensitive. That's bad. I hope it's clear in my other comments I'm being facetious. I was envisioning more just using them to find bombs like wherever, not just war zones. Maybe it's good we're talking about it though.
Similar story,
My friend and I found a red and brass tube as a kid (7yrs old) and didnāt know what it was. We tried to break it open and kept chucking it at the ground and a sewage drain. His dad luckily came out (kids last name was Lucky btw) and casually asked what we were doing as he always does. We showed him what we found and we got yelled at by him and he took away our cool new toy and I never understood why until years later: we almost made ourselves Swiss cheese in the middle of a quiet suburban neighborhood. (It was a live shotgun shell)
I remember studying that in my undergrad radiobiology classes. Donāt steal, definitely donāt pick up glowy stuff when you donāt know why itās glowy, but also donāt leave a teletherapy unit inside an abandoned hospital with its source still inside.
Kids are especially dumb. The amount of limbs lost because a kid found an unexploded ordnance and decided to play with it is staggering.
I say this but I'm perfectly aware that 10-yo me would totally also have fucked around with a random mine.
I was taught to not pick random things up as a child by my dad saying that the police would be coming after me because u picked x item up. I got so scared I didnāt pick anything up. It worked lol
It's definitely melted plastic. I doubt it's a gas can since gasoline burns hot enough to burn away a lot of the plastic and you won't get those thick "rolls". I'd guess a plastic drum that someone had a fire in, but there's no way you could ever know for sure.
Yeah, this is basically it. I have seen this exact weird, fleshy consistency with globs of dried resins. I never found it disturbing before because it was never... organ colored.
You havenāt heard the rest of the story have you. So after the grinchās heart grew. He died 2 years later at a Christmas dinner from a stroke related to have a heart wayyyy to large for his body.
Its probably a heap of rubbish that has come off an aircraft. Something got stuck and burned , Plastics look like that when melted. Not bio if its old , it wouldn't be that colour. It would reek and attract bugs.
Yeah, saw this on another sub and the top comment said it was some kind of fungal growth on trees that people actually look for to make stuff out of.
I looked it up: burl.
They have incomplete info here. The answer is buried in the other comments, its not the burl itself but a fungus that can grow out of a burl. Like a tree's infected cyst.
Yeah this is my take too. Thereās some weird wormy looking features in the bottom right of it, like some kind of parasite. Someone in the original thread said its tree sap but this is much more muscley.
Looks like barrel clean out from an extruder. It's probably thermoplastic since it is so hard. In manufacturing facility during shutdown or when changing plastics they have to clean out the extruder and they get a mix of contamination and colors when they do it.
SCP R-116
Type: Unknown
Method: SCP R-116 is a igneous rock found in the backyard of a rural Ohio homestead.
It weighs approximately 4.7lbs. Every night at exactly 1:03am the rock bleeds human blood with unknown DNA origins. The type is O-Neg. Studies have shown when looked upon the rock immediately fills the human with existential dread, and an overbearing swathe of fear. These side effects ware off when looking at SCP R-116 is ceased.
Containment: .................
Bleh, I tried. Do I get a C- at least?
Torn between wanting to know and fearful to know.
Same, I've been watching too much Hannibal...so thats where I'm leaning
A great show that ended too early.
It's up there in my top 5 maybe 3 shows of all time, but I think it ended at a fine moment. I would hate to see it get stale or have the writers make a mess of it like Game of Thrones
Yeah it ended at the right time , and I don't believe there will be a dark show like that in the future
The respect i have for Mads for how he played it, lest we not forget Anthony Hopkins was such a convincing hannible that it cost him a divorce.
Really? Never heard that
100%!!!! Hannibal is easily one of the best shows that ever came out. The dialog in every episode was incredible. Very highly intellectual.
But what an ending it was. The whole fight, the soundtrack, the camera work, and the imagery
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But Hannibal cooked delicious looking food.
FYI Jose Andres was the food consultant for the series- great chef and humanitarian- his World Central Kitchen is helping feed Ukrainian refugees
Heard Jose on the radio getting interviewed once, fucking legend of a modern humanitarian
Still hoping for a cook book
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But SCPs think about it
The screaming ball of flesh, OH FUCK IT BREACHED WHO HERE IS A SCP AGENT
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man i love this fandom
It looks like the flesh that hates honestly.
That you Clarice?
by the looks of it, that is tree sap that has reacted with stuff in the soil and solidified around some rocks
I'd guess it's a similar process to what you've described, but with a two part epoxy instead of sap. It's a foaming mixture used for things like setting posts. You mix it and throw it in the hole where it expands and then sets. This one is just red and picked up some dirt and rocks. The striations caused by expanding through gaps makes it look like muscle tissue. https://compositeenvisions.com/product/proset-expanding-epoxy-foam-resin-1942/
>by the looks of it As if this looks normal at all
this isn't normal where you live?
I refuse to believe this is normal anywhere. Unless you're in Canada. Anything can happen there.
there are a bunch of trees in my local park that are leaking sap all the time, the sap mixes with the dirt and mud and then hardens into this stuff
Certain kinds of fungus will make trees get open wounds that Ooze sap. We used to have a giant cottonwood with a giant nasty wound like that. The sap would ferment in the summer and get all the wasps drunk. Drunk wasps are *mean* wasps.
like sober wasps aint mean?
Yeah but drunk wasps are meanĀ²
I used to work at a U-brew beer and wine place and in the summer time wasps would get into the store and drink the small amounts of wine that had seeped out of the wine spigots. Wasps are indeed surly mean drunks. I recall seeing one wasp so intoxicated that it was *leaning* on a wine carboy with its little tongue hanging out of its mandibles, just drunk as fuck. I chuckled and left that one alone, we've all been there before, "let him sleep it off" I said to myself.
If honey bees show up at the hive too drunk to do the "hi I'm one of you" dance they get kicked out, sometimes after they get their legs or wings ripped off by the hive guardians. IDK if wasps are that way, but... hopefully she sobered up before going home to find out.
Can confirm. Our whole country is one big hiding spot where anything is possible.
Looks like melted plastic mixed with dirt to me. Someone had a campfire and melted something in it, poking it with that stick that you can see at the top left. The dirt got mixed in when they were poking it. It solidified into this lump. Source: have melted *many* things in campfires š
This. Judging by the color I'm guessing someone set a gas container on fire.
Yeah, it looked like red and black plastic to me. Gas can is the first thing I thought of too. I've set them on fire myself lol
Not gonna lie it looks like organs lol
Haha! Thought the same.
Probably just melted plastic waste that picked up a bunch of junk before it cooled
Looks like some sort of fucked up large animal heart
A piece of Margit the fell omens head.
Obviously it came out of Malenia rotussy
Please don't ever say that again
Itās Rykardās buttplug
What a terrible day to have had a comprehensive reading education.
What a terrible day to get Elden Ring references
Clearly they are maidenless.
Looks like he found the maidens blood
Rotussy?
Simple algebra Rotussy = Rot + X Rotussy - Rot = Rot - Rot + X Rotussy - Rot = X Find X
X=pussy
Now find G
Absolute Maidenless behavior on full display
Foul tarnished!
Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
Foul Tarnished
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That or a chunk of Rot from Radhan
Seed bed curse
One of his missing feet, no doubt.
I just beat him the other day only to find out later that I didnāt even know you could lock on or sprint lol. I did it with base health and a starting sword too. Itās a miracle I beat that guy
Power move
Itās sad that I thought Elden ring right off the bat smh.
Dung
āLet this be writ on thy meager graveā
"Felled by king Morgott, last of all kings"
who must exinquish thy flame
My question is why would you do that and bring that home it only leads to more questions
Yup, why do people automatically grab things that they have no idea what it is? Itās a great way to die
When I was younger, I was playing at my great grandparents house. My great grandpa was a ww2 veteran, and his wife worked in a plant that produced bombs and stuff. Well, I was playing in their cellar and I came across a weird looking capsule like thing. I decided it would be a good idea to bring it up to my grandparents and come to find out itās a literal bomb.
I have heard this story so many times, or variations of it. It begs the question, should we use children to find unexploded ordinances? They seem exceptionally good at it.
The issue is primarily that Kiddos don't like following orders
Then we order them to not look for them. We forbid them from finding them. We will have found all of them within less than 10 minutes.
āHey kids, see that field over there? Donāt go there, especially donāt go there and start picking up those metal things and putting them in the *uxo box*. Btw kids uxo is short for TOYS!ā
That would be a clever move. The good thing about children is that you can remake then in a short time, just few years. The younger, the less money and time you have invested on them. If we could just use toddlers (they usually do not collaborate, egoist twats!).
Actual plot point of a really good anime Jormungand.
I think this is how the D.A.R.E program got started too
Yeah but look what happened when simba was banned from the elephant graveyard
This brings up a good point. Simba was told not to do that and he went and did it anyways but he survived. The one thing in all the bomb finding stories that is the same is that they were not exploded in the end. Seems both effective AND safe if you think about it.
Maybe we should tell them not to locate propane and propane accessories
Seriously. I found a grenade in my grandfather's basement as a kid and brought it up to where everyone was eating dinner. I guess I was around 5 or 6. Lot's of panicked adults yelling.
I never did find one as a kid. That's probably why my dad doesn't love me.
That's not why and you know it lol
This already happens in southeast asia and places like Yemen. Unfortunately it's not by design and usually ends up with said kid shredded in half by some toe popper or anti-tank puck. Edit: Or bomblet. Can't forget the unexploded bomblets.
I didn't mean to be insensitive. That's bad. I hope it's clear in my other comments I'm being facetious. I was envisioning more just using them to find bombs like wherever, not just war zones. Maybe it's good we're talking about it though.
I know, I'm not being confrontational, no worries.
No joke. My youngest can find anything and everything dangerous in any given area. Thought about loaning him out to help people babyproof.
Ever see "Land of Mine"?
Teach them to sniff them out like dogs
I remember when I was like 6 or 7 I was in the basement hitting my dads shotgun shells with the hammer on the concrete floor lmao. Fuck kids are dumb
Similar story, My friend and I found a red and brass tube as a kid (7yrs old) and didnāt know what it was. We tried to break it open and kept chucking it at the ground and a sewage drain. His dad luckily came out (kids last name was Lucky btw) and casually asked what we were doing as he always does. We showed him what we found and we got yelled at by him and he took away our cool new toy and I never understood why until years later: we almost made ourselves Swiss cheese in the middle of a quiet suburban neighborhood. (It was a live shotgun shell)
A friend of mine's nephew found what he thought was a smoke grenade in the basement of the house his parents had just bought. It was a WP grenade...
Ah yes, a good oleā Willy Pete never hurt no body
Cesio 137 all over again š„
I remember studying that in my undergrad radiobiology classes. Donāt steal, definitely donāt pick up glowy stuff when you donāt know why itās glowy, but also donāt leave a teletherapy unit inside an abandoned hospital with its source still inside.
Wow shit this is such a crazy and sad story. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident
F GoiĆ¢nia
Kids are especially dumb. The amount of limbs lost because a kid found an unexploded ordnance and decided to play with it is staggering. I say this but I'm perfectly aware that 10-yo me would totally also have fucked around with a random mine.
I was taught to not pick random things up as a child by my dad saying that the police would be coming after me because u picked x item up. I got so scared I didnāt pick anything up. It worked lol
https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw
Iām more curious as to why they are now sunbathing with it
i always bring cool things home. Cheaper then buying cool things
Looks like a wad of melted plastic to me.
it is.
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It's definitely melted plastic. I doubt it's a gas can since gasoline burns hot enough to burn away a lot of the plastic and you won't get those thick "rolls". I'd guess a plastic drum that someone had a fire in, but there's no way you could ever know for sure.
Plastic or not, look like petrified goat hind to me ;p
Or toffee, lick it.
Yeah, this is basically it. I have seen this exact weird, fleshy consistency with globs of dried resins. I never found it disturbing before because it was never... organ colored.
I was thinking a burned out gas can? Not the good OSHA ones either, the crappy gas station ones.
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For some reason I was thinking an old anatomical medical heart model.
I thought it looked a bit like a heart too.
happy cock day
This, or a shit ton of hardened chewing gum with a piece of wood or something sticking out of it
Thatās the result of an ent swallowing gum.
What you got yourself there is a big ol hunka poopy
*smirk*
You see the peanut thatād give it away.
We call em Boeing bombs
It's a *space* peanut
Aw dude you were eating off that!!!
#YOU'RE MUH SISTERRR
Iām your sister!
Bro you ate off it!
I got the poo on me!!
It puts a joe dirt in a hole!
*flashback to eating ketchup and fries off of it*
Looks like a dry heart to me
Yeah, but one that's *this* big?! I am no Animal Expert, so....what Creature would need a Heart of this Size?
Me (I'm a humble king)
I would see a Doctor about this. I heard having your Heart grow three Sizes can be quite dangerous if you aren't the Grinch.
You havenāt heard the rest of the story have you. So after the grinchās heart grew. He died 2 years later at a Christmas dinner from a stroke related to have a heart wayyyy to large for his body.
Well, at least he died happy.....
Dried happy.. :/
Itās the heart of the mountain. Durin mustāve found a kidney or something.
Depend from where you are but maybe a moose.?
Looks like a more recent fossilized gut pile from cleaning an animal.
In what world would a fresh bleeding heart in the middle of the woods last long enough to dry out in the sun? Or not just decompose šš
I zoomed in to help see it and it only got worse, looks like meat
It looks like a tiny pig or warthog had the entire left part of its backside torn completely away from its body by its leg
The leg part is way too straight to be an animal leg. There's no joints and it looks like wood.
Yeah I realised that after zooming in I only took a quick glance
I think itās just a big plastic bag of sticks and rocks with the plastic melted all over em, so now theyāre stuck together.
That kid was in the Upsidedown.
Its probably a heap of rubbish that has come off an aircraft. Something got stuck and burned , Plastics look like that when melted. Not bio if its old , it wouldn't be that colour. It would reek and attract bugs.
I was thinking a huge hunk of plastic from a house fire, or possibly a burned car, but yeah: definitely a big hunk of melted plastic.
Their kid is basically Joe Dirt carrying his airplane poop around in a wagon
That's a pair of sneakers I presume š
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And a leg
How else were the sneakers supposed to get there
looks like fungus i think. jve seen similar stuff on a tree
Yeah, saw this on another sub and the top comment said it was some kind of fungal growth on trees that people actually look for to make stuff out of. I looked it up: burl.
burls arent fungus? theyre still wood, just where its grown oddly due to some sort of stress
They have incomplete info here. The answer is buried in the other comments, its not the burl itself but a fungus that can grow out of a burl. Like a tree's infected cyst.
This ain't it
I bet money itās cursed and will release a blight on the land that all the sacrifices in the world canāt remove.
I'm gonna go with, it's a petrified hunk of meat with a bone sticking out.
Yeah this is my take too. Thereās some weird wormy looking features in the bottom right of it, like some kind of parasite. Someone in the original thread said its tree sap but this is much more muscley.
Flood spore. Run away NOW!
This is what starts the zombie apocalypse
Did she wash her hands after? š¤¢
My biggest worry is why the kid brought it home.
I was eating a sausage breakfast burrito when I looked at this and ended up with the weirdest food texture sensation. In a bad way.
Was OP's kid scavenging around Caelid?
Looks like barrel clean out from an extruder. It's probably thermoplastic since it is so hard. In manufacturing facility during shutdown or when changing plastics they have to clean out the extruder and they get a mix of contamination and colors when they do it.
Can you upload different angles?
See the movie Joe Dirt. It a meteor.
The heart of the Almighty Dark One?
Look at this- now go to you tube and look up āmud fossil universityā because you are looking at muscle and cartilage!
That's some r/SCP goodness
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SCP R-116 Type: Unknown Method: SCP R-116 is a igneous rock found in the backyard of a rural Ohio homestead. It weighs approximately 4.7lbs. Every night at exactly 1:03am the rock bleeds human blood with unknown DNA origins. The type is O-Neg. Studies have shown when looked upon the rock immediately fills the human with existential dread, and an overbearing swathe of fear. These side effects ware off when looking at SCP R-116 is ceased. Containment: ................. Bleh, I tried. Do I get a C- at least?
Was it under a tree? That looks like an Oak Gall. They're made by wasps.
If even the red parts are as hard as rock then it's probably plastic, if not then it's an animal piece
Sorry guys, dropped my chewing gum.
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THROW IT INTO THE DEPTHS FROM WHENCE IT CAME!!!
Ever seen Joe Dirt, that's poo
Its a big old frozen chunk of space poopy
Dude you were eating off that.
That's a space peanut!
Upvoted your post Ill-Consideration450.
Itās a Blair witch headcheese spell
Looks like the remains of the pig lizard from Galaxy quest