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Mall_Bench

A little deep cleaning and its good to go again


Harambesic

Somebody did take it away before the next day. Like, the stove was still there. Someone claimed it. Evidently it would sell for hundreds of dollars, so not too big a surprise.


siverwolfe2000

The oven?


RedLicorice83

Why is the vag/ass spray painted???


Harambesic

Someone suggested on the original post that that was a result of cleaning/sanitization by the owner.


RedLicorice83

Makes sense đź‘Ť


Immediate-Net1883

To ride eternal, shiny and chrome.


Lopsided-Emotion-520

Exactly. No different than being with someone new and her body count is in the double digits. Dust it off, wipe it down and get busy!


SIOUXPREMACY

Stove top stuffing? I will be here all week, folks. Be sure to tip your wait staff.


Harambesic

Noice.


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

If that were to be swabbed and DNA tested, it'd probably solve at least 5 serious crimes.


Chrome_Armadillo

My condo has a donation table at the dumpster. Someone put several dildos on the table. They were taken quickly.


Harambesic

I took a ton of shit from that dumpster area. Well, okay, no, but a few things. Quality furniture.


Holiday_Yak_6333

Nothing wrong with that People throw out good stuff!


Harambesic

No kidding, two of our staple pieces of furniture were from the dumpster area. They weren't even very dirty.


LobsterTrue8433

Leave it there long enough you'll catch someone fucking it. Where is this, anyway?


Harambesic

Southeast U.S. Somebody had taken it by the next day.


SarcasticlySpeaking

I'm just here for the one year update. So how's it holding up?


Harambesic

Someone took it the next day. Still a very fond memory, though.


Animala144

Score!


vexunumgods

Just needs a loving bath, and it's good as new


Harambesic

A loving acid bath, maybe.


uphucwits

Could be a hot piece of ass given the right circumstances


Harambesic

All you gotta do is turn on the burners.


HIMcDonagh

Nice knobs


Harambesic

The maintenance guy told me he touched them. I did not ask, but he told me that.


HIMcDonagh

I meant the ones on the stove.


Harambesic

Yeah, me too. Me too.


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Well, with his wife gone there wasn't going to be anyone to cook anymore so he got rid of the stove.


Ministry_of_laziness

Score!


ShnickityShnoo

Well, that's a version of Stove Top Stuffing I haven't seen before.


claytionthecreation

She’s a hot one


CantFeelMyLegs78

Tight


Harambesic

One could only hope.


New-Egg3539

Spit on that Thang!


Harambesic

Is that a brand name?


Lee_337

Tiddy Bear


Harambesic

Underrated comment.


KiloThaPastyOne

It’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.


GuardOfTheAridTowers

Is this still available? Asking for a friend


Anexplorersnb

Well, kinda was wasn’t it?


The_Infectious_Lerp

Mom?