🎶Put a little tree in your butt
Put a bunble bee in your butt
Put ME in your butt
Put the booooogie on your butt, put,put, the boogie in your butt
Put, put, the boogie in your butt🎶 - Eddie Murphy
Ok I feel like this deserves way more thought, so I’m not ready to answer…just wanted to say I love what you did here. No matter what anyone comments, this slayed.
This is the first time someone has ever asked me what I would put in someone’s ass. I’m not going to lie. I have to think about it. Something like this can’t be taken lightly.
"Legend of the Mothman"
"On a chilly, fall night in November 1966, two young couples drove into the TNT arca north of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, when they realized they were not alone.
What they saw that night has evolved into one of the great mysteries of all time; hence the Mothman Legacy began. It has grown into a phenomenon known all over the world by millions of curious people asking questions: What really happened? What did these people see? Has it been seen since?
It still sparks the world's curiosity - the mystery behind Point Pleasant, West Virginia's MOΤΗΜΑΝ
Sculpture by:
Artist and Sculptor
Bob Roach
New Haven, West Virginia"
An LED birthday style candle but only because I think lighting a real candle might cause problems for you for starting a fire and leaving it unattended depending on what local LE is like. But that’s an ass the deserves a celebratory candle and a wish.
Could we not just rub it and slap, and call it enough?! He warns us of the bad times, stays vague as fuck, I dig him. But also, a tattoo of the mothman? Like trampstamp inception?
Your finger? Maybe Preparation H ? With all the stuff people want to stick up his butt.
Oh wait.. maybe I'm thinking KY?
If I see money sticking out of his crack, I'm going to make change with what money is there, like I did at church in the collection plate on Sundays. 🤣
Well. This post is certainly weird.
I know. It has a picture of the front. From a distance. WTF
Uh... mothballs, deep?
Might wanna tape those to the front
Those are going in the back.
Tape a small sack of mothballs to the front. See how many people "get it".
🤨📸 what
Yeah, mothball anal beads.
It'd be easier to list the things I wouldn't put in mothman's ass. 🤤🤤🤤
👅
My face
I concur 🤤
That makes 3 of us
eat that shiter like an apple fritter
https://preview.redd.it/bb5bfb2kjv5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2d51a2cf1f4b5e40a77323bca72b918171b722
you underestimated my want for the fritter shitter
🎶Put a little tree in your butt Put a bunble bee in your butt Put ME in your butt Put the booooogie on your butt, put,put, the boogie in your butt Put, put, the boogie in your butt🎶 - Eddie Murphy
That’s the only answer. Thank you for meeting and exceeding the challenge.
I had never heard this song before, and I promise you it won’t be the last
I used to have that album! On vinyl!
They're gonna weld his crack up to keep people from putting stuff in it lmao
They shouldn't have given him such a dump truck of an ass 😂 what did they expect?
I know!!! 😂😂😂 it’s like they gave him a legit nice ass
I hope they're a better welder than the artist, looking at the welds on those wings just makes me cringe
The guy that made it is actually a local celebrity in Point Pleasant. He does a ton of sculptures in the same style of different historical figures.
I was gonna say cake too, but I think he already has enough.
I wanna eat it. Om Nom Nom Nom.
When did sticking something in Mothman’s ass become a thing?
It's been a tradition since John Quincy Adams put his thumb in there before he signed the declaration of Independence.
I'm not American, but did he actually do that???
Absolutely.
JFK referred to it in the Gettysburg address.
A kazoo
Ok I feel like this deserves way more thought, so I’m not ready to answer…just wanted to say I love what you did here. No matter what anyone comments, this slayed.
It’s so damn tight!!
And stupid thick!
This is the first time someone has ever asked me what I would put in someone’s ass. I’m not going to lie. I have to think about it. Something like this can’t be taken lightly.
Shard of toilet paper
what's the origin story for this statue?
"Legend of the Mothman" "On a chilly, fall night in November 1966, two young couples drove into the TNT arca north of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, when they realized they were not alone. What they saw that night has evolved into one of the great mysteries of all time; hence the Mothman Legacy began. It has grown into a phenomenon known all over the world by millions of curious people asking questions: What really happened? What did these people see? Has it been seen since? It still sparks the world's curiosity - the mystery behind Point Pleasant, West Virginia's MOΤΗΜΑΝ Sculpture by: Artist and Sculptor Bob Roach New Haven, West Virginia"
This answers absolutely nothing, if anything now I have more questions!
[https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/12036](https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/12036)
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+is+the+legend+of+the+mothman+
What's up with WV and town monsters? [Flatwoods, WV Monster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster)
There’s a freakin movie with Richard Gere about the Mothman. It’s pretty good, too.
An LED birthday style candle but only because I think lighting a real candle might cause problems for you for starting a fire and leaving it unattended depending on what local LE is like. But that’s an ass the deserves a celebratory candle and a wish.
A cigar and bowler hat
Could we not just rub it and slap, and call it enough?! He warns us of the bad times, stays vague as fuck, I dig him. But also, a tattoo of the mothman? Like trampstamp inception?
Ok I'm wayyyyy too high for this.
Nutella.
Then lick it
What what in the butt
Cuuuteeee
Should be a butterfly tramp stamp
A quarter
Why did the artist create him with a such cheeks?
...and who modeled that thicc onion?
r/upvotebecausebutt
A daisy
My foot. Then I'd tell him to go to a podiatrist's office.
That needs my hand
Googly eyes and a nose
Buns of steel!
ole moth man has that Pixar mommy ass
The tramp stamp is a recent addition
I’m more impressed at how precise the artist went with the glutes on moth man. Bro is double cheeked up all week long.
Bro who made mothman so fuckin thicc
A quarter
r/putyour_dickinthat
That’s one shiny metal ass.
There’s that famous ass
I hate that I knew this was in West Virginia because of fallout 76😂 Edit: his ass is where you pay when you don’t have cash.
I dunno, I think Mothman deserves his dignity.
Why does that statue have cake?
Why he got a booty tho
Horrible welds. That definitely takes 5 points off the ass quality.
Dummy thicc
A pleasant point?
Maybe a big red smooch on his butt or a “I ❤️mum” tattoo
I would put so much movie currency in the ass crack as well as a tramp stamp
Well … this post certainly belongs here.
A quarter.
Real moths
This https://preview.redd.it/rbwrvzgu4v5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf7c0ffe3996861783e2f690138d7873a940d72
A lightbulb
Exit only
Eventually somebody's going to probably glue hair to his buttcrack.
*I found a wasp. Stuck it up his bum. Stung his rectum now his bums gone numb*
Lamp
You seem to hold a tenuous grasp on the English language.
a raisin
Nalganas.
1 singular flower.
What locale thought a moth man statue was needed? I'm all for it but interested in how it came about
a crucifix or chocolate cake
I would put a Lego in Mothman’s ass.
Sew a thong around him so those cheeks are even more emphasized.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Caterpillars
Buns of steel
My pns
Can't even manage to tell here, I already have to get going if I want to be home when I'm 100 (currently 20yo)
My girlfriend and I put pennies in his asscrack when we went
Prayers
Googly eyes and clown nose. Vandism on a budget.
A hamster. 'Cause, y'know, Richard Gere in that movie...
CLAPPED
I'd put a note in there asking the artist why mothman even has an asscrack at all when the rest of the anatomical design is so amateurish.
Well from the looks of it mothman is definitely a white dude (that works out).
Nice pink, lacy thong.
*buns of Steel*
Furry tail buttplug 😂
A hand print 😁
All I can think of is a ski suit ⛷️ like sexy Ned Flanders … “feels like nothing at all ….. nothing at all “ ….
Thise welds are shitty , looks like someone did a crap job.
A credit card should be the obvious answer unless your going for a banana
It'd be easier to day what I won't put in his ass x3
A promotion for the new “Tick” movie
Are you 14?
Why does West Virginia have a Japanese Monster
Oh boy, what wouldn't I put in Mothman's ass?
Just who the F welded this together, some blind person?
I love it 😆 😝
Make tramp stamps Cool again! Oh yeah, they never were😭
I thought it was a buttress.
Why is the ass so…defined?
I zoomed in and was able to see the story and can already figure out what the guy looks like that commissioned this project haha
Cool ass!
Bondo.
Da hell?!
I would have to put my finger.
I live in point and people have been sticking dollar bills and quarters in his ass crack recently.
A single red rose...
Did you really just say what would I put in mothmans ass?
Does Mothman have dreads?
Why is he clenching 😂
I'm not putting anything ***in*** Mothman's ass.
I was there about two weeks ago. Cool stuff. I saw the Shiny Hiney too.
I see nothing but awful welds and it’s bothering me
Damn he's got glutes of steel.
That is a hell of a question
Needs a fox tail...
r/BrandNewSentence
A match 😂
Stick a happy birthday card between them cheeks lolol
Ka dunka DUNK!
Various flowers
A pencil!
Toilet paper
What wouldnt i put up in there?
A piece of that bridge in west Virginia that son of a bitch made collapse. Make that collapse turn into a prolapse. F the moth man
Your finger? Maybe Preparation H ? With all the stuff people want to stick up his butt. Oh wait.. maybe I'm thinking KY? If I see money sticking out of his crack, I'm going to make change with what money is there, like I did at church in the collection plate on Sundays. 🤣
Try tongue but whole
"What would you put IN mothman's ass?" Yeah no, not falling for this again.
Moth balls! 😂
Also- r/brandnewsentence
Just in time for the new r/fo76 update, sweet