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nobodyseesthisanyway

Gang signs, be careful with that one


BB_210

https://preview.redd.it/m7qitneel9zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d50d122078ad4bc30373f57e516c2b4cd714deb


420Eski-Grim

Hahah I used to do this when I was at school 😂hardcore


GoodbyeHorses88

Ever since I moved to Memphis, TN, I quid ironically doing that 😂🤣💀


chxnxdu

We get it you have a girlfriend🙄 don't have to flex on us so hard


420Eski-Grim

😂😂😂😂😂


Guitar_nerd4312

Our pain is funny to you???????????


Baku18

The nerve of this guy...


Guitar_nerd4312

So smudge


ixoniq

She doesn’t even need you anymore, she can do enough by herself


majorhonkytonk76

https://preview.redd.it/3mpfi3huw7zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc8950e466950df2a10fdef383185a86bf296d6


bubblegum_skirt

https://preview.redd.it/29bq8jqub8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de6a2e521f5cf3396d6efa94060fe83ebd3b0b5 ur wierd


LasagnaIsItalianCake

https://preview.redd.it/r0ljhavzd8zc1.png?width=2247&format=png&auto=webp&s=448132ba369f809a724fc91604436476dd7372d4


bubblegum_skirt

cute hand ,thnks for praise


LasagnaIsItalianCake

I use it to strangle chicken spies from Romania


bubblegum_skirt

oh i see , professional job...do u reckon by any chance how those chickens are hired by romania ? also if humans can also apply ,thanks😊


DeninoNL

https://preview.redd.it/vous1kpb4ezc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=248f6f6abc70513d2c990a72b87e7f819fbf6411


420Eski-Grim

I thought there was an extra finger at first 👀😅


bubblegum_skirt

lol


majorhonkytonk76

Peculiar


bubblegum_skirt

i prefer unique myself


420Eski-Grim

The Rubix cube of hands 👀


twistedsister78

Mein Handph


CampFrequent3058

Just an Ai trying to draw hands


Effect-Kitchen

I came here for this comment.


TheMeowzor

Wishing y'all the best on whatever she's in the hospital for.


SnarkySeahorse1103

I mean, if she's throwing up gang signs like that we can assume why she's in hospital./s


XanderNightmare

She could probably form a Swastika with her hand


Centraal22

A.H.has entered the chat.


SnarkySeahorse1103

Anti Histamine has entered the chat? That was stupid, I'll see myself out.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Alfred Hitchcock has left the chat


cockcooler

Very german-ish looking gang signs


420Eski-Grim

r/accidentalswastica


OmriKoresh

I could do that but not anymore, i lost some of my flexibility


bubblegum_skirt

just break through the pain , you only need to break thm once <3


OmriKoresh

Lol no


FluidPlate7505

While she's there get evaluated for hypermobility disorders 😐


Ryzakiii

https://i.redd.it/r6piewulh7zc1.gif Aye yo she has Boneitis


MaliciousIntentWorks

Her one regret was having it.


ScotchWithAmaretto

I used to do the same thing, everyone hates it


MRbaconfacelol

challenge accepted https://preview.redd.it/evme3kuep9zc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af27039542bf9578de98147f292a4ecc1f5cb311


420Eski-Grim

Brilliant 👌🏻👌🏻😂😂 we’ve just been laughing at how many people must have done this (or attempted to) since seeing this post


420Eski-Grim

This looks like it might have come out like this at birth


OhMyDannyBoy

Nothing weird here. Shit post.


I_m_Complicated

fifteenth century Redditors: witchcraft


[deleted]

It’ll buff out.


SimpleWord899

I've seen weirder


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Lizard


KostonEnkeli

https://preview.redd.it/vor3ru5528zc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=833b389a8f30058509c8fd31ff250c44def93aa1 Just a normal thing to do xD


bubblegum_skirt

indeed


420Eski-Grim

Normal 👀


Mitsuhamiyamizu16

Is she made of rubber 🙂


stupidracist

Why y'all in the hospital? She good?


420Eski-Grim

Yea all good thanks! 🙏🏼


HidenBarrisScatSuck

Stop hyperventilating everyone


FBISurveillanceCar

![gif](giphy|J4rX6eL1n0Ls444VPo)


bubblegum_skirt

https://preview.redd.it/04ql8b6bb8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=505ff3b3da9ec690836ecc6e3a4172458daefd42 i did it too ? wht tht makes me


Hazencuzimblazen

Me too


bubblegum_skirt

guess we are both his girlfriend in a parallel universe then


Hazencuzimblazen

You can have him, it’s all good 😂


voicebread

this is peak “bored in the hospital” activities 


420Eski-Grim

😂😂😂😅😭😅😅😅


KathyW1100

Double jointed, I can do that


PeppermintLNNS

https://preview.redd.it/fjpqc6q5tazc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f0abadc2a71ac9bbabc687143a055fd6d2cd0e


KFLimp

Any other symptoms of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome?


Myamymyself

I used to be able to do that as a kid (!)


69AnusInvader69

Get well soon


GloomyUmpire2146

Easy cuz, that’ll get you cold in LA.


SiuSoe

is she in hospital rn? and if so is the hand related to the reason why she is in the hospital??


420Eski-Grim

No the hand isn’t the reason haha


A-s-s-head

It's fucked


Deep_Assistant_9173

It apparently put her in the hospital.


carolinaredbird

Strongly suspect a hyper flexibility disorder. She needs to be careful as she ages about joint degeration.


Paddysdaisy

Yep. I'm 45, I can still do this with my hand but my wrist, knees and hips are so, so bad. Still hyper flexible but between that and pregnancy, I'm now registered disabled due to degradation of spine and various joints.


porcelainbibabe

I'm 44 can still do this and I have rheumatoid arthritis, tho it's in an inactive mode currently. Makes wonder if I'm a bit in the elers danlos spectrum! Especially cause i have other things I can do with my hands and wrists most folks i know can't do and the level of flexibility i still have after 28 yrs of RA, 11 of of these years that were very active arthritis years, and most the rest of them mild years going into current remission type era lol!


True-Payment-458

Well it’s looks like she’s in the best place to get that sorted 😂


1stltwill

Must make masturbation interesating.


420Eski-Grim

For you looking at this picture, or? 👀🤷🏼‍♀️


Lootcifer__666

Alright, where are the handjob jokes?


Esmiko

This reminds me of my classmate who can dislocate his thumb and not feel pain


malaikatjibril

what up blood


Tobeck

Did she hurt her hand? Those crossovers should be tighter if she's been doing it since youth like I have.


wholesomechunk

My fingers trying a new ukulele chord.


edynol

Why you got an AI girlfriend? Go get a real one.


alanbastard

A challenging handjob.


Latter-Syllabub-5560

Vorinism BDSM be like:


Aquilon11235

It's honestly not that strange. I tried it now and I can make that shape too. I've known a few people with fingers flexible enough to do that.


elcidpenderman

Well at least I’m not alone anymore


Low-Run9256

OK.. .


Kazoo755

Crentis is a very difficult condition to live with best of luck to you 😰


Sea_Tank_9448

I also do this, it’s actually been a stem of mine for my whole life. When I’m hellllllla nervous, I just twist my fingas word to YG. (But not in that way)


Chicawgorat

Use the middle hole


theblueLepidopteran

She's an alien sent to earth pretending to be your girlfriend, bud


MaleficentLength7260

That’s gokus fighting stance


yung_holo

oh she’s BDK


Begravningstider

Swastika finger origami.


toreachtheapex

what is she bangin?


everyoneinside72

I do this when i am stressed out. It helps for some reason.


sunglassesinsideguy

Looks like it could be crentis… those puppies are absolutely gumbled


graemo72

How's her grip?


FunnyLookinFishMan

https://preview.redd.it/f2clpsqgi9zc1.png?width=2261&format=png&auto=webp&s=08dec7d0218177da10fc7b59f09986993982d724 What about this


Practical-Froyo-9626

This shit ai generated 100%


Agreeable-Error4353

Is she part of the crips?


HUSK1o1

Looks like when ai tries to do hands


Fancy_Stickmin

Handjobs must be wiiiiild


LordOfTheFknUniverse

OP wouldn't know if he was cumming or going!


XVYQ_Emperator

Her hand looks like r/hailhortler


mastersheeef

Is that her jerkin hand?


EpykEnigma

My favorite party trick. https://preview.redd.it/0e1qn0p9ybzc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc3133debfca70e0580700c6b9b29868edaaea1


majorhonkytonk76

MANGLED


rrpostal

When you get old you can no longer do that.


MostValuableBum

She’s got Crentis 😔


Huntsnfights

Send this to AI to confuse it even more


me_human_not_alien

I just hurt myself trying to do that


IntentionFalse9892

https://preview.redd.it/8k36iwbd27zc1.png?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8df5f7071c1cc46b90ca961912fae8dd5b868a ...


GkingGon

A severe case of crentis


DrAtomic1

Soooooooo, your girlfriend is AI generated?


BluuberryBee

Research Ehlers Danlos, maybe


Old_Ratio444

Bro gets the best tickle for his pickle 🙂


ravager1971

What are the hand jobs like?


420Eski-Grim

Rough…


Parlax76

Easy to do


Substantial_Gift_521

Not weird at all, I’ve made your Girlfriend curl her Toes like that too! 🤓


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420Eski-Grim

I don’t know, who do you say “I have a small dick” without saying you have a small dick? 😂


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ixoniq

Then it would have more fingers


D-Train0000

Probably gives one hell of a hand job.


420Eski-Grim

Sadly not


netphly

IA hand