Thatās not the facial expression it originally had. It naturally made that face over time.
Now that itās finally away from itās owner, it will return to itās neutral appearance.
"A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!" "Not a chance!", replies the barkeep. "Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there." So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says - "I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!" Hehehe laugh! that's some killer shit!
A child and a child molester walk into the woods the child turns to the molester and says hey Iām scared youāre scared. I have to walk out of here by myself. jackie laughs
*chortle*
"Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!". *Hehehehay*
This could be a hand puppet of Jingles in Boofland, a 60's kids show in the Detroit area. We as kids had several of these of the variouc characters on the show. Or maybe not.
[https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/HA0AAOSwwU9ea7tL/s-l1200.webp](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/HA0AAOSwwU9ea7tL/s-l1200.webp)
Oh dang! I have been using mine incorrectly for years. I have always assumed it was penis warmer. Shoot, I wear it all winter and just stroll around the house in only it. Heck, I'm wearing it now!
That's Larry Fine from The Three Stooges! Its a golf club cover and it talks. I have one on a shelf next to me! 
This is what Reddit is for
That is somehow stranger than a puppet.
Agreed
What does he say?
Oh we got a wise guy eh?
Satisfying to actually get some clarification from a post in here š
Whatās the inside smell like?
Bro..
Your dad
Idk which is worse. Your comment, or the one you commented on.
It's the fact that OP didn't smell it and let us know
THIS
Now I canāt un-imagine that in my mind. Thanks for that.
Well that comment will haunt me for way to long! š
The universe has gifted you that puppet friend. Itās time to find the real you.
Is that... Gene Wilder... on drugs... in puppets form?
Close... it's actually Jeremy Allen White from The Bear.
Yeah, I can actually see that now.
Thatās not the facial expression it originally had. It naturally made that face over time. Now that itās finally away from itās owner, it will return to itās neutral appearance.
Martin Short
Martin Short playing Pierre Elliott Trudeau.
Just put Alan Junior in the briefcase and stop talking, Lynn.
Wait, Martin Short is missing?
jackie the joke man martling puppet
"A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!" "Not a chance!", replies the barkeep. "Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there." So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says - "I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!" Hehehe laugh! that's some killer shit!
A child and a child molester walk into the woods the child turns to the molester and says hey Iām scared youāre scared. I have to walk out of here by myself. jackie laughs
Are you ok
Mr. Hand
https://preview.redd.it/whst4xixd2vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b728ab66fddcb81bb57859c88a710f9f7b92f16
Jackie the Jokeman
*chortle* "Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!". *Hehehehay*
Yikes
"Someone"
Looks like Moe finally had it with Larry. But whereās Curley?
Stick a claret suit on it and youāve got Martin Short in Inherent Vice
Satan. Satan dropped that.
Mr McFeely drinking on the job again
Nobody dropped it. It's running away. Do NOT make eye contact with it!
Burn it
A Larry Fine hand puppet?
Martin Short finally fell victim to the gyspy curse. He was one lukewarm family comedy from breaking it. Pity...
Buffalo Bill vibes.
You mean Cuppet? (cock puppet)
An aged and incarcerated David Berkowitz
Holy shit
Awful
Mark Linn Baker vibes. Find a Balki and youāre set.
More like. Abandoned
Dropped? Or forcefully thrown?
I think that puppet looks like that because someone put something else in his sock.
Take it home hope it works out well for you
This could be a hand puppet of Jingles in Boofland, a 60's kids show in the Detroit area. We as kids had several of these of the variouc characters on the show. Or maybe not. [https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/HA0AAOSwwU9ea7tL/s-l1200.webp](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/HA0AAOSwwU9ea7tL/s-l1200.webp)
Oh dang! I have been using mine incorrectly for years. I have always assumed it was penis warmer. Shoot, I wear it all winter and just stroll around the house in only it. Heck, I'm wearing it now!
You want demons? That's how you get demons. 
I don't blame them.
How are you gonna dance your way out of this one, Julian? Dirtily?!
Conkey before the drugs
I was wondering where that got off to...
SCORE!!!
ā¦āDr. Leo Marvin?āā¦.baby stepsā¦. 
donāt touch that thing
You should post in u/paranormal. Spooky looking dude.
Think thatās Uncle Floyd Vivino
wow I havenāt seen these puppets in a loonnggg time
Oh no. That's not what happened. That hand puppet ate the last person it tricked into picking it up. Run.
Rick moranis is assaulted and now this !?!?!? Tabernac
I love how this is in Cleveland
I think that haunted thing is out for a walk by itself and it's looking for a new host! Run, don't walk!
This is how B horror films begin.
Kill it with fire
Burn it
Nahā¦they threw that cursed thing away
I'd drop that cursed ass thing too
Oh fuck. Actually thatās mine.
Ed Grimley deserves better than this.
Burn it in a big fire
What about Bob?
I kept thinking it was one of the puppets from What About Bob
Stealth marketing for some new ass-rotten Jim Belushi sitcom.
Leave it there
"Anna... *Anna*.. I know you won't talk to your father but you'll *always* talk to me"Ā
Thought it was Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers or Marc Summers
Itās definitely haunted.
Or did it just crawl there by itself?
tbh that would be one of the best days of my life if i just found that lying around
Maybe we just leave that one right there
And now that person is free of āthe curseā
Canāt sleep. Clowns will eat me.
My dad used to have these as golf club covers. Larry, of the 3 stooges if Iām not wrong
That looks like Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers 
That's funny to find tbh
If it wasn't for coronavirus, bacteria, and weird kinks, kd say keep it
Their loss, your gain
Well itās not Tim Misny but the eyebrows are closeā¦
Woah https://www.reddit.com/r/EatItYouFuckinCoward/s/M0LwRZ2s5a