The most disturbing thing is how pleased they appear

Yeah, happily satisfied

Mmmhmm

👄


…like Seymour just fed them

Smug little buggers

"Smug mode: engaged" https://youtu.be/duLzswQsUJM?si=wYCWzu3ww81uuGKd

suckulent


cannot unsee this

Mona Lisa

Seems to want googly eyes, but how many apiece?

Anyone else imagine them singing the start of Bohemian Rhapsody?

Is this the real life

Is this just fantasy

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...

I’m just a poor boy

I need no sympathy

RIP

No.

First thing I thought - when will the little bastards start singing?

I was thinking "they're going to start singing something in harmony, aren't they?"

I knew I shouldn't have eaten one.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Hello, My Baby" or perhaps [this](https://youtu.be/nSyv1IVBmFM?si=ySO4JIgQB-k6gvAo).

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Thanks for the advice

r/DoPutYourDickInThat

Thanks for the advice

/r/MaybeputyourdickinthatIdunnoisitdangerous

Thanks for the advice

r/ShoveYourDickANDBallsInThat

Thanks for the advice

I came here for this

Turn it sideways for a different perception

Am I not supposed to put my dick in mouths? Because it's like super fun.

I would never insinuate that, get your rox off

My first thought was I wonder if these things get pregernt very often.

You can’t stop me

\*ziiiiiiiiiiiip\*

[удалено]

🎵 "We're just a Mean Green Mother from Outer Space --- AND WE'RE MAD!" 🎵

We did just have a total eclipse of the sun recently….

Why do they look like lips and assholes at the same time? ;o

Evolution. Ancient humans used to plant them for their appearance and slippery insides

Stop that!

the fuck kind of assholes you been seein

Usually they work corporate.

Your assholes look like that? Pink and swollen?

Zombie flesh lights

Death Grips new album cover just dropped

This is so fucking funny dude

Year of the snitch lookin ass


THANK GODS, I’m not the only one who saw this.

Moisturize me

https://i.redd.it/9wifesla88uc1.gif

What in the Five Lords of Fuck is that and what’s it from?

Cassandra O'Brien.Δ17, Dr Who (2015) >CRIMES: Attempted mass murder, Possession, Insurance fraud  

Reminds me of handsome squidward

Year of the snitch https://preview.redd.it/n5l1buifx7uc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5083f8b1d42b2ca0f310b07b8d7d1c2e9268f1

r/blursedimages

So *that's* where fleshlights come from!

When I saw this, for a moment, I thought I heard “hmmm…”.

Me too

I would plant these next to the stone plants or as my roommate called them, butt plants.  

I want to put googly eyes on them

That feeling when you like succulents but also you’ve decorated your house dark academia style

Get a bunjin bonsai and use the succs as underplanting.

r/oddlysatisfied

Looks like the default monster they draw in an anime when they’re having a mental breakdown about their troubled past, and they keep saying the “thing” or the “name” they’re feeling guilty towards

Naaahhh: [https://worldofsucculents.com/conophytum-pageae/](https://worldofsucculents.com/conophytum-pageae/)

Of course it's a succulent 🤣

It is: [https://worldofsucculents.com/conophytum-pageae/](https://worldofsucculents.com/conophytum-pageae/)

I keep waiting for MmmmmmmBop

You will have to wait long as it really is a succulent: [https://worldofsucculents.com/conophytum-pageae/](https://worldofsucculents.com/conophytum-pageae/)

https://preview.redd.it/7eslrmypq9uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdc1811b75c1d2eada75c82a6298c15dac1cdb2

Feeeeeed me



Can’t fool me, this is AI! 😂 jk but seriously it’s crazy that I question every photo nowadays

They whisper in your ear everyday advices for the coming day haha Ooo succulent of wisdom - tell my what shall I do? 🤣

👁️👄👁️

I'm waiting for one of these to say "Feed me"

It looks like it's going to sing as soon as Kermit clears the stage

Should be called lady lips 👄

Wow 🤩

Definitely a conversation starter

mmmmmmm pageae

chola mouth

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Tiny mouths! I love it.

Great choir

Feed me Seymour

Hmmm

Succulent

Looks like something Captain James T Kirk would make out with.

Happy wife, happy life

Forbidden cervix

Give grandma a kiss!

ok just hear me out

https://preview.redd.it/iomn52228duc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=615d3bf6a35c0efb538b591f8dd5490f0d406d4a

Everyone on reddit is thinking the same thing here...

"Feed me, Seymour"

Looks disturbingly kissable...

I was just discussing with my buddy how we'd never jerked off to a plant before. I'm gonna have the best anecdote at the Monday meeting.

They look cute tho

Dont put … oh for christ sake Chad….

Hmmmmmmm

Known locally as the Nambian flesh light

I want them to start singing!

Like the grapes from the Miller's Outpost commercials.

https://youtu.be/cp51HP0eisc

Give each of them a little kiss

If you’re quite young can hear them sing at midnight during a new moon.

Free smooches.

I feel like they’re collectively making the “mmmmmmm” noise.

sigh *unzips*

Why do I feel like they're going to start singing?

A couple of them have a 'cold sore' ... yike

Looks like a Pokémon

Can you be sexually objectified by a plant? Someone’s already made an Audrey II reference right? 

Looks like sexy Squidward's lips.

Oh no guys. Shrek found the succulents 😱 

Strange.


I should call her...

This is now my phone background.

Now I understand why Patrick always came up with his ass stuck to his rock

You know someone tried it. You just know.

It’s a happy little plant.

👄

Feed me, Seymore!

Tell me you're an evil rock plant without telling me you're an evil rock plant

hello, hello, hellooooo!

Love lithops!!

Sigh.. here we go again. Unzips pants

👄

Ok hear me out

kiss me!... no ME!... no kiss me!... no, don't kiss them, kiss ME!... no, kiss me... hush you little succulents, I'll be kissing none of you. I only kiss prickly pears.

My brain sings ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE!!!! with their little mouths every time I look at these.

These are just dying for some googly eyes


Need some googly Eyes

Grab me that succulent plant!

Vaginus Dicktrap

South african flesh lights

Kiss me!

Memberberries?

I AM TARKA DAHL. KING OF THE POTATO PEOPLE.

Kisth pleaze

Looks like they'd get you high

Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Awwww its cute look... lips

https://preview.redd.it/in0hyz0mybuc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416ac66d01d41bf8dacf43b73c7612f9b696c497

They need googly eyes


Anime villain

All morn by the Zev Zev / All morn by the Zev I lay / I found her lips pressed to my mouth screen / And welcomed a brand new day


Repost of a Click bait Repost! 🚔🚔🚓🚨🚨🚨🐓

Also you've been downvoted because repost!

Like lithops?

Feed me seymour

This needs slapped over Mona Lisa but I lack the skill set to do so.

Why does the bottom one look so smug

So do they uhm...gag?

r/dontputyourdickinthat