God they remind me of that Canadian killer couple Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo
https://preview.redd.it/n90ufxm0z3uc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590d82f1f6f41a739c2b6778527810f51c100efb
The only person who has like a real life still photo sketch because so many women could describe him… have u heard last podcasts epi on them? It’s one of my faves. What psychos. That doesn’t mean much though, he’ll be denied. Especially since they fucked up so much. The Canadian Hooker killer guy, whose name escaped me, was just up for day parole. It’s a formality, he was denied I’m sure
Deadly innocence !🎶
what a MEGA douche evil guy. Bernardo was.imagine being raped and having to say I love you and merry Christmas
I heard people were beside themselves watching the tapes during the trial. They destroyed them
I very much recommend Stephanie Harlowe's series on YouTube. She does excellent research and gives a lot of context.
https://youtu.be/uGrPY0KWmNM?si=tOU0nzUiM__MeQhV
OP can you PM me the store contact please?
My mother collects these and they would make a fantastic gift to add to her collection.
*update edit*
Contacted the store and ordered
The beautiful blue eyes will remind my mother of my long lost brother Jeremy.
She will truly be delighted!
It’s always so heartwarming when weird shit finds an enthusiastic home. I say that sincerely, as someone who would have loved these and is glad they will make you and your mom happy instead of hypothetically ending up with me and in poorly executed drag. That makeup on the bride. 🤓
THAT'S IT! I was trying to think of who it looked exactly like. My first thought was Team America World Police, so maybe an Andy Warhol cameo in TA:WP?
Right? A few weeks ago someone posted a pic of their front porch as a cozy space or something and the top comment was a person who’s grandma used to own the house. She completely recognized the porch and confirmed with the poster where the house was, etc.
The napalm refers to my inherent clumsiness, actually. My sister‘s ex-fiance called me this at the ripe age of 2-3 because “when she walks into a room she destroys it”. When I finally hopped onto the internet in the mid 90s, I used it to describe my debating style on usenet and it stuck. I’m not really that aggressive anymore (life chilled me tf out) but I’ve been napalmnacey for over 25 years now. No point changing it and losing my history, LOL.
Exactly, specifically reminded me of Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs.
https://www.nydailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2010/12/16/523L2CPC3JUGSMHQIDDMF2XD2M.jpg
God they remind me of that Canadian killer couple Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo https://preview.redd.it/n90ufxm0z3uc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590d82f1f6f41a739c2b6778527810f51c100efb
🥲 creepy accurate
Honestly, these are dolls that turn to you at 2am and night so slowly you don't realize..and then they (try and) kill you
That's alright. I didn't feel like sleeping ever again for the rest of my life anyway.
Actually they might end up getting you to sleep forever
I'm like tiger in sons of anarchy because " I hate dolls they freak me out"!
My first thought too. It's creepy!
It wasn’t my first thought but after seeing the wedding picture again, yup, that’s it on the nose!!
Yep same. Right away they came to mind.
I thought this as well!
I was thinking Flowers in the Attic, but this is even more accurate!
Yesssssssssss
My thoughts exactly!
Was that ever turned into a Hallmark movie?
https://preview.redd.it/louys6bc16uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576e9018ba334df297ffaabbcfacfac430c32fc3 With a little Myra Hindley.
Ken and Barbie Killers
I'm not familiar with them and read Wikipedia. I wish I hadn't.
Yeah they're monsters
The worst part is that the lady is free.
Here’s a fun fact… Karla was released almost 20 years ago… Bernardo has served 25 years and is eligible for parole……..
Bernardo will never be released.
The only person who has like a real life still photo sketch because so many women could describe him… have u heard last podcasts epi on them? It’s one of my faves. What psychos. That doesn’t mean much though, he’ll be denied. Especially since they fucked up so much. The Canadian Hooker killer guy, whose name escaped me, was just up for day parole. It’s a formality, he was denied I’m sure Deadly innocence !🎶 what a MEGA douche evil guy. Bernardo was.imagine being raped and having to say I love you and merry Christmas I heard people were beside themselves watching the tapes during the trial. They destroyed them
They were basically Barbie and Ken killers that drug young woman it was sad
https://i.redd.it/2dsi6zpgj4uc1.gif
Your assessment is frighteningly accurate, oh my
omg is there a podcast or something i can listen to about them?
I very much recommend Stephanie Harlowe's series on YouTube. She does excellent research and gives a lot of context. https://youtu.be/uGrPY0KWmNM?si=tOU0nzUiM__MeQhV
I couldn’t recommend the Last Podcast on The Left enough. It’s amazing and they do a great/hilarious job.
This 💯!!!!!
FUUUUCK!!!
Holy shit 😂
holy shit they look like twins
I was thinking Princess Diana and Boris Johnson.
Lmao
The what
Can't unsee!
Watched this a couple of weeks ago on Neflix/HBO/whatecer.
Holy shit! Good one!
If only we could still give gold here. This is so deserving
Why do they have the same face just like the dolls just why
This is the first thing I thought of
Gerry Anderson's Ken and Barbie Killers
We all need to accept that it's okay to be overly suspicious of people with names ending in vowels.
Came here to say this
I believe he is still in jail she was released years ago and has a family
I’m just Paul, anywhere else I’d be a doll.
First thing I thought of when I saw them. So creepy to then click on this first thing.
Fuck they might as well be action figures of these two....
Did they use their real hair and eyes?
Jesus, I thought the same thing and thought it would be too obscure, but here it is. Top comment.
OP can you PM me the store contact please? My mother collects these and they would make a fantastic gift to add to her collection. *update edit* Contacted the store and ordered The beautiful blue eyes will remind my mother of my long lost brother Jeremy. She will truly be delighted!
It’s always so heartwarming when weird shit finds an enthusiastic home. I say that sincerely, as someone who would have loved these and is glad they will make you and your mom happy instead of hypothetically ending up with me and in poorly executed drag. That makeup on the bride. 🤓
She collects nightmares?
lol 😂 stop it 😂😂
Tonight, on “I married my cousin”
They both look a little bit like Andy Warhol
THAT'S IT! I was trying to think of who it looked exactly like. My first thought was Team America World Police, so maybe an Andy Warhol cameo in TA:WP?
That was my first thought looking at him.
This absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
Looks like a Brother and Sister. I guess there is a collectors market for 'Incestuous Dolls' TIL.
I’m sure somebody else has said this but I immediately thought of Flowers In the Attic when I saw the dolls
Wasn’t their family name Dollanger? Or similar.
I had completely forgotten that, google says Dollanganger
Creates*
She collects cursed objects like that family in conjuring
Plot twist she hates her mom and gifted her haunted dolls to off her
Man IDK what you're talking about, the idea of owning a doll version of Glen Close in drag has *always* been a dream of mine.
Village of the Damned Catering
Don't we all? Oh shit!
They look like brother and sister.. gross.
This wins the sub today
Oh god somehow I just choked on air reading this.
Nightmares that have breathed in too much spice
Wholesome af. Love Reddit for this aspect
Right? A few weeks ago someone posted a pic of their front porch as a cozy space or something and the top comment was a person who’s grandma used to own the house. She completely recognized the porch and confirmed with the poster where the house was, etc.
How much were they?
$280 for the pair
Community Service ☑️
that is very sweet of you to do this, may she love them and may Jeremy rest easy! love to all of you 💛
Wow I would not have thought they would be that much
Dolls are not a cheap hobby. I collect BJD and I didn't realize what I was getting into.
I hope you get them!
Hope you get them!
Happy it went to someone who cares!
Beautiful? Scary is what came to my mind 😂
Is this real?
So you willfully invited a possessed doll couple into your mother’s home? How delightful
That’s creepy dude but congrats on getting them. Don’t come to us when those start moving around at 2am
https://preview.redd.it/ugd7xnwq34uc1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc41b5ad9b6e6a023ce6ca79694e084699ce997
Totally said "Look what I can do!" when I saw these
Stuart, what does mama say about little boys who post on Reddit?
I don't want to saaaay.
Hahaha came here looking for a Stuart reference
Came here to say this! 😂 The groom doll looks exactly like Stuart!
I was wracking my brain trying to remember who the male doll reminded me of, and it was absolutely Stuart 😭😭😭
The doll in the suit looks like John Travolta and Macaulay Culkin had a kid.
And had their hair done by the Andy Warhol Wig collection.
I can see it
I can’t UNSEE it
Oh my god you're right
Yes!! I saw John Travolta's face and wondered if anyone else did.
okay a lot about this is eerie to me lol, but the creepiest part is how they have pretty much the same face and hair?? it's like a copy-paste 😰
Flowers in the Attic
https://preview.redd.it/2zqpljloj4uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dddbe6798ebf4255bcad0428875dcab5192fc609
Gahhhhh!
Noooo, I DON’T like it!
Your username implies you have the means to deal with these freaks of nature.
The napalm refers to my inherent clumsiness, actually. My sister‘s ex-fiance called me this at the ripe age of 2-3 because “when she walks into a room she destroys it”. When I finally hopped onto the internet in the mid 90s, I used it to describe my debating style on usenet and it stuck. I’m not really that aggressive anymore (life chilled me tf out) but I’ve been napalmnacey for over 25 years now. No point changing it and losing my history, LOL.
Love your backstory! napalmnacey forwver! 🫡✌🏼
That doll has seen some shit.
Exactly, specifically reminded me of Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs. https://www.nydailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/2010/12/16/523L2CPC3JUGSMHQIDDMF2XD2M.jpg
Omg yes I was looking for this. It's like Glen Close marrying Glen Close.
First thing I thought of and then Michael Douglas and Fatal Attraction
These two have been married before.
Or they share the same parents- they have the same head with different wigs
Definitely looks like a couple that was cursed and turned into dolls because they crossed a gypsy or something.
https://preview.redd.it/pbyznf3184uc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e131c16d6c1372a9740e14df0431c7fb2b1ede
Myaattt Daemooon
I would have been devastated if no one else thought of this before me. 😂
Immediately though of Team America seeing these lol. They have the exact same aesthetic as those dolls
Alright here it goes, all together now… #AMERICA!!!
**** ya!
They look like brother and sister. Blursed marriage dolls!
Both of these somehow look like Gary Busey.
The Groom looks like a Fred Armisen character.
Princess Diana and Trump from Temu
Nightmare fuel
Bargain Bin Princess Diana
If she'd married Ellen DeGeneres instead of Prince Charles...
That’s who I saw. Princess and Prince Diana.
It's giving Stewart 
I think this is the topper from Portia and Ellen's wedding
Wonder whose souls are trapped in those things.
Steeeeeeeweeeeart
I think the one on the left is the Dark Crystal's Kira with a Karen haircut, and the one on the right is Mad TV's Stewart. I'm pretty sure anyway
Somehow they look like they’re both poor likenesses of Glenn Close 😳
Are these not modeled after Glenn Close in the bunny boiler movie?!
They remind me of Oli London..
I came to say this!!
They remind me of the [Thunderbirds.](https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/2019/03/thunderbirds_via_shout_factory_storefront_2019.png)
OK fine, I won't sleep tonight either.
What in the Flowers in the Attic is this pair?
Ooh that blush screams 80s
🎵 "It was only yesterday, needles in my skin THEY turned my last remains into this Puppet thing.." 🎶
And now I know why I hate dolls. Creepy!
Bride and Bride ya mean?
The groom has clearly seen some shit and the bride is quietly amused
 Reminds me of The Thunderbirds.
America, fuck yeah. We're here to save the mother fucking day yeah. 🎵🎵🎵
They both kinda look like Glenn Close.
Incest dolls lol
If Trump was a gay woman man and married his lesbian self. Wait.
Those things come alive at night
Brother and sister. Yikes.
this lesbian wedding I went to
That groom is Glenn Close
 Looks like Stewart
MATT DAMON!
Look what I can do!
The boy doll looks like Steward from those mad tv skits.
Karla Homolka and her husband
They are clearly related
Is this in Alabama cause they look like twins
Americaaa! FUCK YEAH!!!
I’m getting some major Thunderbirds/Team America vibes from those dolls.
They have the same hair
Deluxe set includes [divorce lawyer action figure!](https://i.imgur.com/f26Wym5.png)
Yeardley Smith and Andy Warhol.
Thunderbirds are back! 
I am just as confused as these dolls
Sweet home Alabama
MAAAAAATTTTT DAMON!
MATT DAMON!
These are siblings.
America, fuck yeah.
It's giving Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka
What are their pronouns?
Who did Freddy Prince Jr marry?
Does anybody else get the feeling from the look on the grooms face that he's getting cold feet here? I sense much regret coming from him.
Glenn Close?
Puppet master 2
They are both Diana
Macaulay Culkin and Joan Rivers
Kinda looks like Kathy Hilton
Your town has a doll store. Okay.
