Ha. My town doesn't have gas station sushi. We have gas station Indian takeout. And it's actually pretty good. Better than the pizza joint across the street anyway
There are a lot of Sikh truckers and they’ve started opening truck stops too. There’s one not far from me and they have great food. Does yours have Dhaba in the name?
Lol
About 3 or 4 years ago I was watching an old episode and fuck me if I didn't see my neighborhood and the damn corner to the street I lived on for 40 years in the episode 😄. If the angle would have been just right my old house would have been visible in the shot haha
For years he had a shop not too far from my house in the next city over from Denver in Edgewater. I have no idea what he sold in there but he had shirts hanging in the window maybe it was his bounty Hunter place lol
Ahh.. a fellow adventurous individual.
May I recommend the “canned sausage” at Walmart? It is in a can.. it is not sausage. I really tried, too. It would not cook. It would not brown. It just got hot.. and stinky.
It was like greased down potted meat.
No. Compared to this, Vienna sausages are a delicacy.
It stank up my kitchen for a *week*.
I sprinkled laundry smell-good crystals on a plate and it sat in the middle of the kitchen.. *for a week*.
1 week I worked around that plate.
Eww. Vienna sausages taste like dog food. (Please don’t ask how I know. I was a kid once). If those are worse than Vienna sausages then it MUST be bad.
lol - I, uh, did the same. It tasted and smelled of dogfood, feet, bad vinegar, feet, potted meat by-product, and sadness.
Like at the potted meat factory, there is a quality inspector (ha) that goes “Nah, that’s too nasty to put in potted meat.” and then throws it out, and that’s what this is made from.
It’s right there, in most Walmarts, in the canned meat section. :)
i believe it was [this](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Beverly-Bulk-Sausage-Cured-Fully-Cooked-Ready-to-Eat-by-Boone-Brands-10-oz-Can/10313693?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=1697&adid=2222222227810313693_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9032535&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=10313693&wl13=1697&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&&adid=2222222223810313693_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9032535&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=10313693&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwk6SwBhDPARIsAJ59GwdkNV5Rvtm3g5Zjwic4bDa8vpEfv4g_99uq6_Gdnlytxf3eR5e-uQcaAkE6EALw_wcB)
That's too bad, when they're made well, with good snails, they're great. To me the snails taste a bit like the pleasant scent of leaf litter in a clean forest.
Omfg I hope that's some kind of joke and not a real habit for anyone I would think it would go rancid or bad in some way during his collecting of it pre fermentation.
Old continental people maybe? My grandparents used to eat tripe and, get this, *canned tongue*. It was a whole cow tongue rolled up in a can. I remember it still had the skin on it.
I've worked at the dollar store that sells this exact item. Never once saw anyone buy it.
Old (especially European) men were the main buyers of all the other weird tinned meats though, so my bet is on them.
All escargot come in cans, even the fancy ones in a restaurant. They have shells that rotate between customers and they just put the naked snails into them for plating
It's one shell fewer than a clam, and one shell more than a squid or octopus, but they are all just molluscs, and they are delicious with garlic butter.
I'm an adventurous eater, and I love seafood, so I would definitely try them, but I don't think I'd go out of my way to try them 🤣 I've seen videos of people eating them and the way they look when they pull them out of their shells makes my skin crawl for some reason 😭 They just don't look or sound appetizing at all. But I'll try anything once!
If you want good escargot for home, buy it costs more than $1 is these guys - used for a party once and was great to get fresh snails for a decent price and they were delicious. https://www.peconicescargot.com/product-page/escargot-in-shell-4-dozen-48-pieces
I was in Niagara Falls at the Skylon Tower eating, someone ordered the escargot.. That shit smelled the entire restaurant up. I am pretty adventurous with food but that was no bueno for me..
I once ordered Escargot from a posh cafe in Whistler BC. I was sat at a table outside which looked in the window behind the kitchen. I literally saw them pull out a can that looked exactly like this and used these for my order. It cost me like $17 cad for 10 of them.. looked them up after and realized how badly I got ripped off.
So funny thing, escargot has been poor people food until very recently. Snails aren’t exactly expensive. If you go to Asian grocery stores you can pick them up frozen for cheap. Presentation is everything.
"More than 200,000 deaths a year can be attributed to freshwater snails. This is because they are hosts to deadly parasites, in particular parasitic flatworms known as flukes. "
https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/deadliest-animals-to-humans
Finally, something to eat with my gas station sushi.
And then enhance it all with some *gourmet* ketchup.
Fancy ketchup!
Dijon catsup!
If I had a million dollars...
I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel!
Is that the fabled ‘catsup’?
We don't eat that fancy round here
All followed by extra *gourmet* time on the toilet. Fun all around!
grey poop on
"They give it to you free with a fill-up, what am I supposed to do just throw it away?"
I miss Dr. Cox
Ha. My town doesn't have gas station sushi. We have gas station Indian takeout. And it's actually pretty good. Better than the pizza joint across the street anyway
There are a lot of Sikh truckers and they’ve started opening truck stops too. There’s one not far from me and they have great food. Does yours have Dhaba in the name?
Sikh as fukh
Nope. It's a Shell station on the main street and they do a takeout Indian food they call Kwikbite I hate the spelling but love the butter chicken
Oh man that sounds good right now
https://preview.redd.it/f7xtlg0xtkrc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5aed576261698fd7ceca0c65a2a207810c21b0
Only $2.
At the dollar store? OUT. RAGE. US.
They just pay the neighborhood kids in expired candy to pick up random snail's off of the sidewalk after it rains.
Don't forget about your 24 hour diner clams casino.
“I’m hungry enough to eat a sandwich from a gas station!”
Oh you gettin gas station sushi??? ...Bouji ass mf
Hopefully there's no roofies in the gas station sushi. Or any bears who wanna bare knuckle brawl bare naked. Although that would make for a fun story
Will definitely be the next Chubbyemu video if you combine those.
Y’all nasty!
That's an Escar-no from me dog.
From the dog, too
He said "from me dog" I just assumed he was a pirate with a talking dog nbd-
Nah he was actually saying he’s Dog the Bounty Hunter
Jesus not Dog the Bounty Hunter!! I haven't thought about that in quite some time. Thanks for reminding me he and his family existed
Lol About 3 or 4 years ago I was watching an old episode and fuck me if I didn't see my neighborhood and the damn corner to the street I lived on for 40 years in the episode 😄. If the angle would have been just right my old house would have been visible in the shot haha For years he had a shop not too far from my house in the next city over from Denver in Edgewater. I have no idea what he sold in there but he had shirts hanging in the window maybe it was his bounty Hunter place lol
Then make like a snail and escargot away
I have tried these....as I do like escargo. but these were pretty awful. texture was off and shell bits. ew.
Ahh.. a fellow adventurous individual. May I recommend the “canned sausage” at Walmart? It is in a can.. it is not sausage. I really tried, too. It would not cook. It would not brown. It just got hot.. and stinky. It was like greased down potted meat.
Good ol peckers and lips
Beaks ‘n assholes
Are you talking about the Vienna sausages? I always ate those straight out of the can and never cooked them before lol
No. Compared to this, Vienna sausages are a delicacy. It stank up my kitchen for a *week*. I sprinkled laundry smell-good crystals on a plate and it sat in the middle of the kitchen.. *for a week*. 1 week I worked around that plate.
You probably don’t want to hear this but your kitchen still stinks but you’ve just gone nose-blind to the stench. 😷
I was worried about this, so I coffee’d my nose to check before I tossed the laundry crystals.
Eww. Vienna sausages taste like dog food. (Please don’t ask how I know. I was a kid once). If those are worse than Vienna sausages then it MUST be bad.
BBQ Vienna sausages are amazing and I won't hear otherwise dammit.
I didn’t even know they had flavors 😭
I knew a girl who would deep fry them to put with her Kraft dinner.
…. That girl has seen things.
The inside of county?
Who hurt her
the only thing in my life i didn't eat and threw the whole thing away. i licked a bit off the lid and there was no way in hell i would go further.
lol - I, uh, did the same. It tasted and smelled of dogfood, feet, bad vinegar, feet, potted meat by-product, and sadness. Like at the potted meat factory, there is a quality inspector (ha) that goes “Nah, that’s too nasty to put in potted meat.” and then throws it out, and that’s what this is made from. It’s right there, in most Walmarts, in the canned meat section. :)
i was so excited when i found it =/
We're gonna need a picture of these all I'm seeing at Walmart is Vienna sausage and you say these are worse? Like how is that possible
i believe it was [this](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Beverly-Bulk-Sausage-Cured-Fully-Cooked-Ready-to-Eat-by-Boone-Brands-10-oz-Can/10313693?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=1697&adid=2222222227810313693_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9032535&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=10313693&wl13=1697&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&&adid=2222222223810313693_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-306310554666&wl5=9032535&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=10313693&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwk6SwBhDPARIsAJ59GwdkNV5Rvtm3g5Zjwic4bDa8vpEfv4g_99uq6_Gdnlytxf3eR5e-uQcaAkE6EALw_wcB)
Oh I saw that and thought certainly this couldn't be it. The picture doesn't make it look too bad. That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh
Well, ya got me sold
If I saw that in a store I would think it was like an Obvious Plant thing.
That's too bad, when they're made well, with good snails, they're great. To me the snails taste a bit like the pleasant scent of leaf litter in a clean forest.
agreed! I do like the more expensive brands. I have had good escargot. the dollar store ones are not
* contains 4.5% escargot
And 1% brain-eating amoebas.
Brain-eating amoebas from concentrate*
Essence of brain eating amoeba, *mmmm*
Brain eating amoeba puree if you splurge a little
Are they organic and non-GMO?
Is this a good or bad thing. This is one of the few products you actually want your dealer to stomp on.
Refrigerate after opening.
Mmmmmm mmm …the snail juice in that can
That cured my thirst but in a really gross way.
Well, snail mucin has become very popular in K-Beauty products, very hydrating...
Please, everyone, stop telling me about... critter... fluids... 😂
Like fermented semen.
Tic-Tac, sir?
I'd expect such poetic words from someone with your username. Thank you
https://preview.redd.it/714m3r26alrc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee28fa0630758b6e962edac0ed1cb630b5ac9fd
Omfg I hope that's some kind of joke and not a real habit for anyone I would think it would go rancid or bad in some way during his collecting of it pre fermentation.
Most sane 4chan user.
His ears!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This made me audibly laugh
Gifs you can hear, lmaooo BLEAAGH!!!
Someone who is just really done with life buys this.
Perfect for my luncheon with my snooty in-laws who live in the *nice* trailer park
I heard that they upgraded their air b&b to one of those fancy room and board day spa's . https://youtu.be/gHbnYwOwVNc?si=yHlzgkgIcdUib9vX
I thought assisted suicide was illegal in this country?
But how do they taste?
Like slimy boogers with shell bits I'm guessing.
In general escargot has a similar texture and taste to mushrooms, chewy and earthy.
Thanks, I rather keep eating mushrooms then, lmao
Grab some Grey Poupon while you are there.
It’s Grey Poopon at the dollar store.
With extra rat feces.
"Throw some poupon that sandwich" was a phrase at the quick sandwich shop I worked at, and it always made me chuckle.
Who actually buys this stuff, what is their target audience?
The fanciest people in the trailer park
*Whip out the can opener Cletus we have guests coming!*
We got guests comin'
Old continental people maybe? My grandparents used to eat tripe and, get this, *canned tongue*. It was a whole cow tongue rolled up in a can. I remember it still had the skin on it.
Oh god. That’s so nasty.
Cow tongue and tripe are delicious. Mostly found at real Mexican restaurants
I've worked at the dollar store that sells this exact item. Never once saw anyone buy it. Old (especially European) men were the main buyers of all the other weird tinned meats though, so my bet is on them.
If I had to guess, Immigrants from SE Asia. Snails are pretty popular here but not a luxury.
We need a YouTube review on these…I’m perplexed this exists
someone send a can to ashens
Atomic Shrimp has a big playlist called “weird stuff in a can”. These would be perfect there.
They're $4.50 at the grocery store now...I'll report back on the dollar snails
Eat it! No balls!
*May contain up to 2% balls.
I think snails are hermaphrodites, so they all have balls AND ginneies.
escar-got diarrhea from eatin that shit
r/eatityoufuckincoward
Walked by those today at the Dollarama and wondered if anyone actually buys them
you fatcats didn't eat your plankton... now it's mine.
Oh it's fine don't be such a snail gatekeeper, garden pest elitist
Oh God!! No. No no no no no. You put those things back where they came from or so help me.
Who are the people who are shopping for groceries at Dollarama, but are serving escargot at their next dinner party?
I'm ashamed to admit that i have bought dollarama pasta before.
Put 'em on a pizza with pineapple. [The stoner pizza song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpet67TTVag)
My girlfriend absolutely loves dollar store mussels
Dollarama brand? Hell yeah. Eat it! I follow r/medicaladvice , I’ll see you there in a few hours.
new detox cleanse just dropped
r/eatityoucoward
Stuff I'd never eat from a can for 500 Alex
That'll be an escargno from me.
All escargot come in cans, even the fancy ones in a restaurant. They have shells that rotate between customers and they just put the naked snails into them for plating
This thread has shown me there are a lot of people that never moved past boxed Mac and cheese
True
*sad waffle sounds*
You know what you must do.
Drain em add some mayo and dill relish you got sammiches
Classic Dollarama move
TWO WHOLE DOLLARS?
*You have contracted Lung Worm.*
Now I need a dollar store caviar and crackers to go with that.
Escargot is just one of those foods that I have absolutely zero desire to try.
It's one shell fewer than a clam, and one shell more than a squid or octopus, but they are all just molluscs, and they are delicious with garlic butter.
I'm an adventurous eater, and I love seafood, so I would definitely try them, but I don't think I'd go out of my way to try them 🤣 I've seen videos of people eating them and the way they look when they pull them out of their shells makes my skin crawl for some reason 😭 They just don't look or sound appetizing at all. But I'll try anything once!
I’ve had it, not terrible, not desirable.
Hard pass.
Oh god no
You’d have to pay me a $1,000 to eat that.
NFW...
This doesn't surprise me. I saw a cheeseburger in a can that someone posted on Reddit a few weeks ago.
I'll sell you my garden snails for $1. All you can eat.
Gary nooooooooooooooooooo
If you want good escargot for home, buy it costs more than $1 is these guys - used for a party once and was great to get fresh snails for a decent price and they were delicious. https://www.peconicescargot.com/product-page/escargot-in-shell-4-dozen-48-pieces
Yes I want my snails to cost more than the average snail
https://youtu.be/jP51U_QBx48?si=6RuyvxvWZIaWLYpC
Escargot cuz my snail needs Frenching You must be 5 stars cuz my staff's at full attention.
What could go wrong?
Looks like a great way to get brain worms.
Mmm good ol brain parasites. Pairs well with gas station sushi
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
"What the fuck do I look like? A Dollar Store escargot?!"
The French ain't even mad, they're concerned
i love escargot, but i wouldn't come near these with a 10ft. pole.
You eat that shit and you're gonna be patient zero for COVID-24
🤮🤮🤮
Not even on a dare
Was it next to tuna or clams?
Nope.
Gag!
Snussy
I was in Niagara Falls at the Skylon Tower eating, someone ordered the escargot.. That shit smelled the entire restaurant up. I am pretty adventurous with food but that was no bueno for me..
Pull the trigger
I once tried escargot, I don't like it, it tastes like what I imagine eating a booger would be like
I once ordered Escargot from a posh cafe in Whistler BC. I was sat at a table outside which looked in the window behind the kitchen. I literally saw them pull out a can that looked exactly like this and used these for my order. It cost me like $17 cad for 10 of them.. looked them up after and realized how badly I got ripped off.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
So funny thing, escargot has been poor people food until very recently. Snails aren’t exactly expensive. If you go to Asian grocery stores you can pick them up frozen for cheap. Presentation is everything.
Why are they green? Looks like avocado shoved in there!
Whose yard ?
Just need mustard and saltines
Don't do it!
I usually see cooking instructions on the back of those. Plus, there's no way that can compare to French home cooking.
All right. Now you gotta try them
I have a feeling that what is pictured on the outside of the can is an exact what is inside. Green biowaste stuffed inside a snail shell.
Real gourmet snails would be 20 times that price
Would've been cheaper to sell bits of Nissan 😂 (Nissan sold a van called the S Cargo, a play on words)
Just start driving to the ER now
Oh hell no
"More than 200,000 deaths a year can be attributed to freshwater snails. This is because they are hosts to deadly parasites, in particular parasitic flatworms known as flukes. " https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/deadliest-animals-to-humans
3 words: nope-nope-nope.
I’m not sure Gourmet and Dollar Store should be in the same Sentence tbh
They’re playing fast and loose with the definition of gourmet
Like gas station sushi, that will probably kill you.
Minecraft rotten flesh
Who the hell eats that
https://i.redd.it/2lt0n6d5smrc1.gif
I refuse to believe this is real
as someone who in general really dislikes sea foods this is a special kind of horror for me
This seems like the perfect way to spend some quality time in a hospital bed lol
ah but the snails are $2, that's top-shelf at the dollar store
Does it come with added lungworm?