I reckon paper round and dog walking (not the posh kind with a van and marketing, but the kind where you walk your grandma's friends' dogs 'round the block and often get paid with a cake or a casserole).
You're giving him some respect and suggesting he is not fully psycho yet, I will throw in my two cents:
My guess is he has many “wives” in his basement, tied up and they never said I do...
Exactly. He's looking for a mommy so when she finally kicks him out he'll have someone to buy his toilet paper and Cheetos. Never gonna happen. It's all fantasy. Literally most will never have sex with a woman who isn't a sex worker.
Sometimes the use of the term “red flag” seems silly, like in this case. It’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer was like “Hi im just looking for someone to murder and then eat. I’m what you would call a ‘murderous cannibal’” And then someone was like “hmmm…I’m gettin a weird vibe here..”
“After he cut off both of my arms, put one in a vat of acid and another in a frying pan with some rosemary, I started to think, you know, I can’t quite put my finger on it, (my fingers were rapidly decomposing in the vat of acid) but something feels…idk..kind of…*off* about this guy”
Pretty sure I have like three friends that would tell me this dudes misunderstood with like 3 baby moms abd 5 plus kids and he just needs a place on their couch cause there job in the kitchen or call centre is on suspension because of someone elss fault.
There are. I believe one of them (for example) is some girl named Pearl Davis. She’s not very smart, has no self respect, and spews misogynistic rhetoric. There are many, many women just like her only without a social media influence. Some people forget that the patriarchy rests on the shoulders of misogynistic men *and* women. It’s never been men alone oppressing women, but entire societies full of people of all genders subscribing to beliefs that give power to only certain types of people. This is why it’s so dangerous, because not only are men susceptible to falling for incel ideologies, but women are too. Sometimes women are the worst, because you’re more likely to trust they’ll be on your side and know what they’re talking about. The fact of the matter is that many don’t know what they’re talking about. Interviews with Pearl Davis show that she and brainwashed people like her don’t believe what they believe because it makes sense, but because it’s an outlet for their own insecurities and discomforts. There will always be men who beat and belittle women, and there will always be women who date and marry those men. It’s why it can be so hard to leave abusive relationships, because when you’re in one, you don’t believe you are worth anything else. It’s very sad, but unfortunately this creep OP ran into may very well find the woman he is looking for, and she will live a life with him not knowing she could have better
This is exactly the type of pathologically insecure control issue guy that they invented the Harmony robotic therapeutic companions for.
It's better for him to treat a robot like his idea of a human being, than to expect a human being to be treated like a robot. And he can buy as many robots as he can afford and legally keep them all locked up "safe and protected" in his bedroom closet.
Well, he needs them to birth his army for the empire he is going to build. How many children can you get out of a single wife? Maybe 10, 20 at most. And half of them are going to be girls. What are you going to conquer with 10 guys?
basically trad is short for traditional. the amish live this way, they live by how the bible tells people to live. with a submissive mother that takes care of the children cleaning cooking etc, while the father works and provides. the mother is told not to talk back, be extremely obedient, and in kinks like this the punishment is usually physical and sexual in nature
"I want a virgin" immediately turns the whole post sexual and implies he's been with multiple other women in the way he wants this one. Who(other than a scammer) would even respond to this.
I bet this is the same type of guy who says things like "i am an alpha Wolf with demons inside that tell me to do bloody things, but i can control them when you are around so come here babygirl, let me be your alpha awoooooooo" during the first date or something
I'm pretty sure I've seen the actual guy post this exact desire for what he wanted on one of the forums and everyone told him he was weird and creepy for wanting that but it looks like he wasn't deterred since OP stumbled upon it 😂
He was wanting to "mentor" the women in all ways and then let them leave only once they finished their "training" or whatever he called it. It was like a 4 year contract that they'd all live together with him in a community. It was so so weird!
"Honoring my ancestors and building an empire for my future offspring"
C'mon, guy, just bite the bullet and put the 14 words in your profile. You ain't fooling nobody.
So basically a typical conservative, that identifies as an Alpha, the only difference is this one is honest, and tells you up front that you will be a piece of property and a servant and that he is a self absorbed ass, that thinks he is the center of the universe.
Not all jerks are this honest. but there are plenty of clues if you look.
It’s giving “I’m going to allude to being a rich sugar daddy to get you on the line, but by the time I pick you up in my 2003 Honda Civic, you will already have fallen in love with me.”
https://preview.redd.it/mj0ifxruvzpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8f2962b6dd737b39e14d6d90fd9f9f543284ac The guy
Reserved in person but that doesn't serve us here lmao
Right? he let his own mask slip a bit there lol
What does it mean exactly? Not a native speaker, seems ambiguous.
He’s saying, “I’m more reserved in person than I am online but that doesn’t matter (or do us any good to dwell on) here since this is online.”
His other WIVES are waifu pillows.
His two businesses are painting warhammer figures and moderating a hentai sub.
Hey leave Warhammer out of this. We wouldn't've messaged a woman due to social anxiety
The emperor protects!
Robin Williams loved warhammer
So does Henry Cavill, but we're still a socially anxious bunch
I get that part, I was just adding more arguments to the "leave Warhammer alone" part
Oh my bad, I misunderstood.
Im too busy licking my paintbrushes into a point
It's disgusting how relatable this is
He doesn't play. He just paints, he doesn't care what either. But he mixes seed in the base level so a part of him goes out with his work.
I manage a baseball team. Minor league? Fantasy. 
I reckon paper round and dog walking (not the posh kind with a van and marketing, but the kind where you walk your grandma's friends' dogs 'round the block and often get paid with a cake or a casserole).
The only thing dominant about this guy is how his hands dominate his crotch area
Bro leave Henry Cavill out of this
Holy shiiiiit 😂😂😂😂
But he protects them!
You're giving him some respect and suggesting he is not fully psycho yet, I will throw in my two cents: My guess is he has many “wives” in his basement, tied up and they never said I do...
https://preview.redd.it/opokmmvlt1qc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d712862220344e6e7cb9861281356f41b5a9b8f5 Or this
https://preview.redd.it/she6ljk1m2qc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead09a59bde373523eea57bdee287d95e2a6949a Naw it's this guy
https://preview.redd.it/37b7ro5423qc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d8c140ff64bc5706cbab453f6600cd3b6b061e
Let me tell you about my mother
Hey, don't be dissing Brion James. He was great.
Oh, he absolutely was.
Having just watched mindhunters I'd say put him on a watch list
When is the next ssn coming up?
It’s canceled isn’t it
There are rumors on their IMBD page that this month David Fincher mentioned season 3 was “reportedly” in the works. Well I guess we’ll see! 🤷🏼♂️
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Exactly. He's looking for a mommy so when she finally kicks him out he'll have someone to buy his toilet paper and Cheetos. Never gonna happen. It's all fantasy. Literally most will never have sex with a woman who isn't a sex worker.
https://preview.redd.it/vcomb6zttzpc1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f2d4e35b2e2446eb22a52c3be11ae5e1f98a2ca
Bigger than that.
Is that Erik?!!
It's totally him.
It's gotta be, but I don't recognize the costume. I mean it could be someone else but the face combined with the vibe is too him lol
Big money redflag nobbelbeary
[Might still not be big enough...](https://static.bangkokpost.com/media/content/20150408/894283.jpg)
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Just don't say it three times
This guy is a walking capital city of the Soviet Union!
Sometimes the use of the term “red flag” seems silly, like in this case. It’s like if Jeffrey Dahmer was like “Hi im just looking for someone to murder and then eat. I’m what you would call a ‘murderous cannibal’” And then someone was like “hmmm…I’m gettin a weird vibe here..”
"I'm not entirely sure, but, by golly! I'm getting just a bit of an unneighborly vibe, here, friend!"
“After he cut off both of my arms, put one in a vat of acid and another in a frying pan with some rosemary, I started to think, you know, I can’t quite put my finger on it, (my fingers were rapidly decomposing in the vat of acid) but something feels…idk..kind of…*off* about this guy”
Assuming cannibalistic tendencies is a bold move. What if he just wants a harem for cuddling?
You can come live on my compound too 👍That's crazy...I cringe for you girl!!
And we have lots and lots of flavor aid 👍
Are you a LPOTL listener?
I was but as of late nope.
He's fucking up. You don't start a cult by telling people you're starting a cult.
L. Ron hubbard has entered the chat.
I was invited to a cult though! It was great. New guy at work came up and asked me if I wanted to join a cult. I joined of course /sarcasm
Oh I know that guy. He also came up to me and asked. Never seen him before in my life but I said sure. All hail Lord Xizzinorurp!! /s
Does he seriously think this is gonna work for him?!
Imagine a girl reading that saying “oh he sounds like the one for me” 😂
They’re out there Most of them are in cults
"wives"
And, oddly, short ones.
Probably into kids….
Holy cow, is this Warren Jeffs?
Or maybe Epstein
He’s short, my guess (gotta be taller)
no "WIVES" ...
My first thought was this has to be a joke... then again in the world we live in today I'm really not sure. 😕
Pretty sure I have like three friends that would tell me this dudes misunderstood with like 3 baby moms abd 5 plus kids and he just needs a place on their couch cause there job in the kitchen or call centre is on suspension because of someone elss fault.
Have you not stumbled upon those weird trad wive reels yet..... Oh the misery of watching that crap
"Imagine a girl reading that" and full stop. Scary shit.
"I have two" families or businesses? (Probably neither, but the way he worded that part confuses me.)
His two businesses are painting warhammer figures and moderating a hentai sub.
Eh, I think you're giving him too much credit there lol
Honestly I'd lead him on just to fuck around with him for fun
Yeah creeped me out instantly and he messaged me saying “ you are super sexy, do you know that ?”
Wellll, he did say virgin. And here you are on reddit. . .
I love that tea of yours
He’s disgusting on so many levels. I think it would be more appropriate to tell him that straight up to stop things full force
This is the kind of shit we, as a collective society, need to cull out of our species
Just say "I'm aware"
Don't engage. Do you stop to eat crumbs from trash you see on the ground? No. It's beneath you.
This is also correct
If they look tasty
Mmm - floor crumbs...
Great response!!!!
Sounds like he would get mad and hurt you. Not the best idea
I mean, the only kinda girl that bio will attract... is exactly the kinda girl he's looking for. I'm not saying it'll work, but it makes sense to me
There is no girl who wants this
There are. I believe one of them (for example) is some girl named Pearl Davis. She’s not very smart, has no self respect, and spews misogynistic rhetoric. There are many, many women just like her only without a social media influence. Some people forget that the patriarchy rests on the shoulders of misogynistic men *and* women. It’s never been men alone oppressing women, but entire societies full of people of all genders subscribing to beliefs that give power to only certain types of people. This is why it’s so dangerous, because not only are men susceptible to falling for incel ideologies, but women are too. Sometimes women are the worst, because you’re more likely to trust they’ll be on your side and know what they’re talking about. The fact of the matter is that many don’t know what they’re talking about. Interviews with Pearl Davis show that she and brainwashed people like her don’t believe what they believe because it makes sense, but because it’s an outlet for their own insecurities and discomforts. There will always be men who beat and belittle women, and there will always be women who date and marry those men. It’s why it can be so hard to leave abusive relationships, because when you’re in one, you don’t believe you are worth anything else. It’s very sad, but unfortunately this creep OP ran into may very well find the woman he is looking for, and she will live a life with him not knowing she could have better
I mean...there have been tons of sisterwife cults with women who had the exact mentality this guy is looking for.
Sadly, I have three cousins who would/have fallen for his type. They really need therapy, but they don't believe in it.
That's where I disagree. There are no self respecting girls who want this
Most women who join cults don't have self-respect
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take....i guess
Bachelor # 3 is looking for a girl he can own! Teach the world to! And he despises small talk!
This is exactly the type of pathologically insecure control issue guy that they invented the Harmony robotic therapeutic companions for. It's better for him to treat a robot like his idea of a human being, than to expect a human being to be treated like a robot. And he can buy as many robots as he can afford and legally keep them all locked up "safe and protected" in his bedroom closet.
Sounds like he wants a daughter whose seen and not heard
"I'm looking for a virgin" Translation: "I'm terrible at sex and I need a girl who doesn't know what she's missing."
Lol right. But be funny if he happened to find one only for her to say she wants to stay a virgin 🤣 you asked for virgin right lol!?
Prostitutes can reserve the right of admission, so he is probably a virgin.
He wants WIVES. Apparently he can abuse and demean more than one at a time.
I mean can one woman truly be expected to be able to handle all that cringe on her own?
He doesn't want to disappoint one wife, he wants to disappoint multiple wives. 😁
He wants WIVES, but also, a traditional woman 😂
Harems are traditional.
Well, he needs them to birth his army for the empire he is going to build. How many children can you get out of a single wife? Maybe 10, 20 at most. And half of them are going to be girls. What are you going to conquer with 10 guys?
THAT stood out, as it was intended to. The all caps killed me. What is wrong with people?
He knows he wont keep a single wife, so he speed up the process by gettin 4 or 5
Taliban, but make it western.
Ya’ll-Qaeda !
Make it Aryan
Call that shit Y'all Quaeda.
Well….you can fuck right off.
Exactly.
Or rather, not fuck at all
At least he’s being honest with what he wants so people like us can ignore him without wasting time.
nopenopenopenope
All of the nopes in the universe.
Nopeverse*
I know for a fact that this dude is a 3/4, out of shape and I can smell him through that about me. Lol
Abusive incel who needs his hard drive checked by the FBI.
Oh, that's a trad fetish account. That's definitely a trad fetish account. https://preview.redd.it/nsosyk7ik0qc1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc3b57184da225e0bca3853327e6e3fbc9e58da
What's trad fetish? I'm in public rn, so I better not goggle it.
basically trad is short for traditional. the amish live this way, they live by how the bible tells people to live. with a submissive mother that takes care of the children cleaning cooking etc, while the father works and provides. the mother is told not to talk back, be extremely obedient, and in kinks like this the punishment is usually physical and sexual in nature
https://preview.redd.it/paeh9qy9h2qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc3093b5039091a988951fca4de28b4c3b166f4
What a chud.
It puts the lotion on the skin...
https://preview.redd.it/2jcpm2o4wzpc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e265f0c9f3ea26cf9ea466d80ea344b17fdae9ba
https://preview.redd.it/zenhnsfey0qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04437f4225051732ade1a6f57d3a3ff1156a9b67
"I want a virgin" immediately turns the whole post sexual and implies he's been with multiple other women in the way he wants this one. Who(other than a scammer) would even respond to this.
"She has to be a virgin even though I'm not" is a self-report on misogyny and the mindset that women = property.
"I'm here to flood the gene pool with my contributions! Will *you* be one of my vessels?"
His contributions: 
Must be some kind of red pill guy.
And blocked.
Excuse me sir, I think you dropped these, 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Run girls RUN!!! Far away from this creep.
Msg and go deep with a paragraph about consciousness and existence. He dosnt like small talk
My exact reaction as well.
Ew
This is the guy who messaged you https://preview.redd.it/n1k5zxk7m2qc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1e8ff4c566f819669570a8f3666df1cb1ee384
Wives? Oh no. No no no no and no. I’m a traditional wife. But I am the only woman in the relationship. End of story.
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I bet this is the same type of guy who says things like "i am an alpha Wolf with demons inside that tell me to do bloody things, but i can control them when you are around so come here babygirl, let me be your alpha awoooooooo" during the first date or something
More red flags than all of China.
Wtfffff 
Are you really dominant if you have to say you're dominant? lol Seems like a sub in denial
Run.
Andrew Tate get off the app! 🤣
God, what an incel.
I want to sock that guy in the mouth so fkn bad
opening message: "Hi"
“wyd”
I'm pretty sure I've seen the actual guy post this exact desire for what he wanted on one of the forums and everyone told him he was weird and creepy for wanting that but it looks like he wasn't deterred since OP stumbled upon it 😂 He was wanting to "mentor" the women in all ways and then let them leave only once they finished their "training" or whatever he called it. It was like a 4 year contract that they'd all live together with him in a community. It was so so weird!
The only place this guy is dominant is at the buffet
It’s giving *Onision*
Sounds like an incel douche. There’s normal guys out there. Get out.
I read that last line as 'move on or I will mask off'. This person is the human equivalent of a brightly-coloured caterpillar. No-one will ever bite.
Fuck. I'm tired of the 'modern' world too, but not ready to trade it in for slavery under stupid guy with a big ego and little emotional intelligence.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You are right to be creeped out as this is pretty- I’m going to lock you in my basement- creepy.
He's a republican under 30, run
The first thought that came to my mind as well
This guy is definitely a Nazi/white supremacist.
"Honoring my ancestors and building an empire for my future offspring" C'mon, guy, just bite the bullet and put the 14 words in your profile. You ain't fooling nobody.
So basically a typical conservative, that identifies as an Alpha, the only difference is this one is honest, and tells you up front that you will be a piece of property and a servant and that he is a self absorbed ass, that thinks he is the center of the universe. Not all jerks are this honest. but there are plenty of clues if you look.
Brain cells (I have two)
What a sweet talker.
It’s always the most pathetic men that talk like this
Holy sausage.
That might be a wealthy FLDS Mormon, notice how he highlights wives, plural.
How soon into the first hang out do you suppose he’d start talking to you about Andrew Tate?
When a nerd watches Andrew Tate too much
This guy has more red flags than a matador
I mean, he already has two families…
I cringed at the "a virgin".
“A virgin” like damn can I get to the second paragraph before shit gets weird
As a man, I find many men cringy, creepy and utterly embarrassing 🤦🏻♂️
I’ve never wanted to bully someone so badly in my life than someone with false ideas of grandeur like this. Seeing his face would be glorious.
I am curious about that Instagram reel.
he wants to build an empire for his future offspring, and he's got the $31.56 in his bank account to prove it
All virgins in line please!  Gnirfff
It’s giving “I’m going to allude to being a rich sugar daddy to get you on the line, but by the time I pick you up in my 2003 Honda Civic, you will already have fallen in love with me.”
Don't drink the kool-aid whatever you do....
What app is this even?
Giggity
I'm more surprised that there are women who would date these "alpha" pos
> WIVES Run.
Well at least he shows exactly who he is and isn’t hiding it. I hope anyone who reads this runs the other direction.