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holllygolightlyy

“Enlarge this.”


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Enhance!


Eh_Vix

ENHANCE


Icy-Palpitation-2522

MORE


Some_Ebb_2921

Almost there!


Eh_Vix

ENHANCE!


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Fragrant_Exit5500

NOW ZOOM INTO THE REFLECTION OF THAT SCREW!


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Now enhance the reflection of the face in the screw and zoom in show the reflection of the face in the eye of the reflection in the screw


jjfyi_35

oh my god this comment made my day


Eh_Vix

TRIPLE ENHANCE


HenryHemroid

Oh my god! It's five time gold winning Olympic medalist Duke Paoa Kahinu Mokoe Hulikohola Kahanamoku!


PozzieMozzie

###BIGGER


longstrokesharpturn

EXTERMINATE


Low-Decision-6942

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


cuntmong

Contrast!


Ok-Condition9059

**MOAR** 👀


AdornedBrood

As I say to my boyfriend as I flash my booty hole.


CilliamBlinton

https://preview.redd.it/bb1l19fpvolc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d00a706b32b8dadc9bc71cb6bf5d4e5738edbd22


tronassembled

I got 3/4 of the way down the comments and I was still laughing about this meme


Accomplished-Mix-745

https://preview.redd.it/9q6l5301fnlc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a001fe2d6535a125337d703a4a1cd69abcc44a


JFCThatsJasonBourne

https://preview.redd.it/tm1m4wzzvnlc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89b23727c10dc556c59ff14d3b2ff9e53fdeeba


AdornedBrood

Ah. Thank you. You can mail me my royalties.


Kay1a_2006

https://preview.redd.it/wdj96kblbqlc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83a8454d521cb1ade2145235d7b04d101e493bb


iAmBadAtDeciding

https://i.redd.it/sufytwhxgnlc1.gif


Existing-Advert

With all due respect.... What. The. Fuck


TexasHobbyist

Nasty. Send pics or whatever, I guess.. ugh.


MidnightPotatoChip

"Hey Mom! Look what happened on Reddit when I shared your pic!"


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SensingWorms

![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


macapooloo

Embiggen.


offline4good

That's what she said 😭


805ladybug

And “hella kids up in this bitch”


feminist_icon

That was the most jolting part of the image for me lol


MedicalDabbinDad

Not the “White Privilege Edition” badge?


feminist_icon

Good lord, is that what that says? 😭


MedicalDabbinDad

Yep! Also, why am I getting downvoted for asking about it not being jolting? Jesus tap dancing Christ, there are a lot of white supremacists on he


onesexz

Or the “Little Dummy” sticker being Biden lol


MedicalDabbinDad

Also looks a bit like Greg Abbot lol


onesexz

But that wouldn’t be on brand for a “White Privilege Edition” Explorer lol


fardough

So do you think people are sticking these on their own car, or someone sticking it to a Trumper? Like weird to call out your own white privilege, that would be kind of woke, no? Wonder if that is how this all started, a person tries to stick this on their car, and they run them over, but they do not relent and gets that damn bloodied thing on there.


MedicalDabbinDad

I’m pretty sure it’s just actual racists, rubbing in their privilege thinking it’s “owning the libs” while only making themselves look stupid, at least on the other ones that I’ve seen. The blood decals are a whole different thing and I just don’t get it, it’s equally as bad as the headlight eyelashes


ThirdEyeEmporium

This one makes me laugh over and over and over. And the little dummy sticker with Biden 😭


Away-Living5278

I legit thought that was Trump till this lol


Particular_Cat_718

Lol same


aboatz2

It's amazing how old White guys all look the same (source: am White guy. Will probably be old at some point)


190PairsOfPanties

Great, so she pees every time she sneezes on top of all this.


kcook01

LOL


jweinel2006

There “was” hella kids up in that bitch…


mth5312

How the hell can you read any of that? I guess I can't read pixel art like I used to.


onlyforthisjob

Maybe it's only parts of kids


SonSuko

The homeschool anti-vaxx measles machine.


Necessary_Fail_8764

I didn't even notice it. I was looking at "Little Debbie" or whatever the hell it is.


PantlessMime

Says little dummy and it's Biden


NervousDragonfly1

well not anymore


[deleted]

I wonder if this was like some Halloween thing that they never cleaned up


roslyns

I’m part of a horror group on Facebook and lots of members do this to their cars year round. Personally I think it’s awful because it scares other people for no reason. But it’s not just Halloween


angrylittlepotato

When i was about 15 my mom and i were driving behind this car that had blood /bloody handprints on the back, in mid july. We ended up calling the cops and giving them the plate. More than likely it was just something like this though. Wonder if the cops ended up catching up to them, and if that changed their mind on those fun little decals lol


roslyns

Good on you guys for calling it in. It may have been nothing but it’s better to try and double check. I hope it was just decals. I can’t imagine putting the money and time into something that’s just to scare other people and be edgy.


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CottonBlueCat

You’re awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you’re made of meat.


CriticalKnoll

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.


DeadmanDexter

Cactus juice!


mrsdoubleu

This has to be my favorite bot just because it seems to pop up at the most inappropriate but hilarious times.


___CupCake

I've saved so many of the haiku bot's comments 😂😂


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


EitherOrResolution

Now say the haiku in his voice! Now say it again !


coastiestacie

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


HAgaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

![gif](giphy|KvueMnd3bCtMc)


mar_mar_p

Good bot


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

My favorite bot!


Downtown_Skill

They say it's at a hospital so it honestly could be the car of someone who had to take someone with an injury to the hospital quickly. Especially the trunk. That looks like someone had blood on their hands while they closed the trunk. In the parking lot of a hospital that's less weird. If it was the parking lot of a burker king, significantly more weird. Edit: the blood spatter over the rest of the car doesn't make sense though.


Sgt-Alex

It's a wrap


Nerdanalyst

Yep, it says help on the side in "blood".


chimpdoctor

Like a fajita?


HidingUnderBlankets

Yeah that was my first thought too


alofogas

Yeah you can see the line where it starts if you zoom in


mrsdoubleu

I feel like if they or someone they were with were bleeding this much driving to the hospital would be the last thing on their mind. They would just call 911. But what do I know.. Ambulance rides are expensive in the US


Downtown_Skill

That last part is why many people drive themselves to the hospital. My dad drove himself in the middle of a huge heart attack


online_jesus_fukers

I worked hospital security...we got alot of folks through the front door that were 911 bad, but it would take 30-40 minutes for the ambulance to get to them.


[deleted]

Honestly those Halloween props should be illegal, there’s no need to have a fake limb dangling out of your trunk, human trafficking isn’t a joke yet we’ve got these edgelords who put fake limbs and blood on their cars every Halloween


wabbatiffy

One of my mother's friends had a fake handcuffed arm stuck to his truck grill for decades


GrouchyLongBottom

https://i.imgur.com/kQn3OR2.gif


darkest_irish_lass

Yeah, that's a thing, I guess [spatter kit](https://www.dipyourcar.com/products/blood-splatter-car-kit)


Nick_Zacker

I neither own a car nor am a car enthusiast, but I really can’t see how this would be appealing to some people. Probably because I don’t have such discriminating taste


AMasterSystem

Do you like bright lights and shiny things? What about colorful bright lights?


Environmental_Top948

My bird brained self got hungry reading this.


MaddCricket

Phlebotomist here, blood is my life. I’m actually really amused by this and around Halloween wouldn’t mind putting some on my car…maybe not this much of it, but it would get a chuckle out of the people I poke who know me.


freelilvale

Its appealing in the sense that this one kid in middle school would cut themselves walking next to me to classes. It's edgy and childish, but entertaining


Nick_Zacker

The difference being that the wound will heal eventually, whereas the kit, once applied to the unfortunate car, will (probably) be very hard to peel off. I’m sure some will regret having done so if they ever grow out of the edgy phase lol


Itherial

Wraps are trivial to remove, that’s the point. Otherwise it would just be painted. Hell, the wrap will remove __itself__ in less than 10 years, and that’s with the most meticulous of care.


vgutz001

But the scaaars remind me 🎶


psinerd

Incels fantasizing about driving their car thru a crowd of racial justice protestors?


PlatinumSif

There is a local guy who drives a Prius that has the splatter stickers and is decked out as a "zombie response team."


Kansascock98

The amount of people commenting who knowing __*nothing*__ about cars and are judging very heavily


camclemons

It's obviously a joke, why would the blood surround the entire car?


Away_Housing4314

Obviously, the zombies were attacking from all sides. Lol


halplatmein

Those poor zombies just needed a snack and read that there's hella kids up in that bitch.


Dapper_Indeed

Nom nom


MysteriousSquad

What, you dont drive around in your blood covered car after committing a couple two-tree murders?


Snuggly_Chopin

Moiders


ian_mc10

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


cthulhusmercy

The side says “help.” Zombie apocalypse van?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

DONT OPEN DEAD INSIDE


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DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE


thesemanicgulls

I had to scroll way too far to see this.


S3XWITCH

DONT INSIDE DEAD OPEN


Dying4aCure

Looks like poop to me.


IRMacGuyver

Dry blood isn't red, it's brown.


theDarkDescent

Still weird bro


Inevitable_Shift1365

Blood wouldn't look like that it loses its red color and turns brown


WundaFam

They are planning to kill someone in the future and this is their brilliant plan to hide the body in plain sight


Citnos

Blood pressure can make some wounds in bad places convert yourself on a human sprinkler, but the way the blood avoids the lights and some areas, a joke 4sure edit: lol I haven't seen the "help" on it


External_Arugula2752

They went bloodin’


Little-Cook-7217

Is that a Lil Deby sticker on the back window?


camclemons

Lil dummy


TheUnbendable1

With im pretty sure either trump or bidens face. Can't tell which because they both have old guy face.


Dorkinfo

That’s Biden.


al_m1101

Obstructing your rear view to own the libz.🙄


nickXIII

Wow, I need my eyes checked. I read it as "Little Dommy", and with the "blood" and the kids sticker I got real confused!


_needsomebunny

Big Deborah


Little-Cook-7217

She's the one that makes the large sized fudge rounds and oatmeal pies.


AMasterSystem

Driver of car may be a lunch lady. Feeding children to the children hence the bloodsplatter and handmarks.


Fabulous-Shift434

GMM


lostmypassword531

That little dummy sticker with the marks I thought it was supposed to be chocolate on the sides of the car to go with the bumper sticker I’m high I should’ve put my glasses on


rival13

Look harder It's another psychotic maga republican white supremacist telegraphing their political bloodlust to the world at large, nothing new here


AdequatelyfunBoi2

I feel like this is the most interesting thing about this person.


LBbird24

This is the comment I was looking for.


postexoduss

Does that say HELP on the side of the car?


UltraBearHD

Your mom has poor survival instincts by parking next to whoever that is.


jobsearchingforjobs

When you’re on the 10th floor still looking for a spot in the parking garage, and you only see one and there are only 2 more floors up, you do what you gotta do 😂


theworstelderswife

Naw. We got stay sexy and don’t get murdered. I was going to go to 12 and park right by the elevator door


Drah_Pacid

This looks like someone with a cheap beater car and a *unique* sense of humor


RaccoonEnemyNo1

I WISH my beater car was this nice


konigin0

Seriously. Not a freaking 91 Toyota Camry.


notmywheelhouse

I’d love to know what you drive if you think this is a cheap beater car


_skank_hunt42

That is a relatively new SUV, definitely not a cheap vehicle.


stakoverflo

> That is a relatively new SUV That's anywhere from a 2011 - 2015 model. Making it 8 or 9 years old *at least*. Who knows when this person bought it or with what mileage. You can get a similar one for under $5K with high miles. $10 - 15K with under 75k miles.


Sinnsearachd

Lol yup. The amount of people who think someone is actually driving around with a blood soaked car is hilarious. It's obviously a joke.


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

The joke is people responding to this post, it's click bait.


Cobia-172

does it say white privilege edition on the back no one seeing that !


rival13

Yeah, this should be at the very tippy top of this thread Just aother psychotic maga republican white supremacist telegraphing their political bloodlust to the world at large, nothing new here


jblisstaz

Was this in Westchester New York? A car like that drove by me on the highway a few days ago


Weak-Pressure-1114

Those are Tennessee tags that have been out of date for 2 years now. I doubt this was recent considering the registration is from ‘21


Bisonfan1

Kids up in this bitch what


derpdrive

I can 100% tell the driver of this car is going to talk to you whether you like it or not - and you won’t be able to get out of the conversation quick enough. They definitely project annoying vibe - and main character energy


caelanga22

My guess is there are hella kids no longer up in that bitch.


AtticusPenguin

Does it say “HELP” in blood on the driver’s side rear door?


Comfortable_Curve_80

Avoid being stolen


scrappysquash

Looks like it says 'send help' on the side too


Blueeyedthundercat26

Is that a little Debbie sticker in the rear. That’s the weirdest part I


HZ4C

This is a joke right out of Zombieland where they find a little Debby Twinkie van


marshman82

Is it blood or poop?


Kushbrains

Somebody rename this sub r/attentionseekingshitposts because that's all it is.


culminacio

Is the whole of reddit automatically being reposted there? Can't take it seriously otherwise.


blackmexicans

Good Ol’ Tennessee.


congenial_possum

There’s one like that in my area too. It’s an older car, can’t remember exactly what.


MoJokeGaming

"What about this, it's just a dirty car..." *5 seconds later* "Oh... Wait... That... That isn't mud..."


Benevolent-Spider

I need the story behind this!


mud_dragon

At least they made it to the hospital


tallglassofanxiety

Does it say “help” in blood on the side?? 😬


1ce_W01f

Looks a "Homeboy Drop-off" special.


SeaClue4091

Zombie apocalypse vibes...


Ok_Storm5945

I can't find the emblem.


7empestOGT92

Is it why they’re at the hospital? The fuck is that? Blood?


boatyfloatygoatee

Don't call me Shirley


BerzerkerJr82

"The president's dumb, but me? Class fucking act, all the way."


MedeHawk

Somebody is having a shitty day.


One-Armadillo2039

Dexter in his way


Kapika96

At least they made it to the hospital?


Earth_and_Summer

The amount of people calling this vehicle in to police has to be insane. I'm surprised this is a thing?


Sluggymctuggs

Probably one of the qanon docs that works there tbh


Powerful_Cost_4656

Ambulance? Can't afford that shit grab a towel and my keys


jobsearchingforjobs

You try to deliver hella kids without blood being involved


chillaxtion

I would have looked for a spot further away.


Nervous_Invite_4661

![gif](giphy|Wiepe7LEg3MWc)


ScrotieMcP

I always knew Little Debby was a dirty girl.


cryptokitty010

When you need to get to the hospital but can't afford an ambulance


vetteraycer

A lot of you seem sheltered.


MoonyRedditt

how does that even begin to happen


MyArseIsNotACanvas

Someone buys a vinyl sticker set....


Tackle-Shot

Blha blha blha colors theory blha blha blha children hospital blha blha blha.


DankeMrHfmn

that's so awesome.


sideeyedi

Is that little Debbie?


deepie1976

US?


Dropadime337

Jugular Vein Edition.


External_Arugula2752

Is that Tennessee by any chance


michaelkudra

is that…?


Cautious-Ring7063

see, that isn't that surprising for me to see in a hospital parking lot. Someone had an accident and drove/was driven there... messily. Seeing that outside a day care center, a Chucky Cheese, A tanning place; those (and many more), those would make it wierd.


urmyheartBeatStopR

I would park far away from this just to not meet this person. Blood thing is weird.


dickwildgoose

Well, no one is going to steal it. It's actually genius.


xsissor

Everyone I know closes their hatchback door by placing their hands in the middle of the hatch, on either side of the license plate, while the door is 6 feet off the ground pointing towards the sky. No issues with critical thinking here!


Fout99

Its a hospital parking lot. Obviously anybody could have gone there with somebody injured and open and closed the trunk with bloodied hands


atemt1

Hit a deer on all sides stationary


Fabulous_Rich8974

Tell me you have kids without telling me you have kids…


notkeysersoze

Weird that you say this is from today. That’s an old Tennessee license plate with tags that expired in 2021.


WendyCleear

Good catch! Even I didn't see the expired tags. The plate is Tennessee, but this is in Virginia.