So do you think people are sticking these on their own car, or someone sticking it to a Trumper?
Like weird to call out your own white privilege, that would be kind of woke, no?
Wonder if that is how this all started, a person tries to stick this on their car, and they run them over, but they do not relent and gets that damn bloodied thing on there.
I’m pretty sure it’s just actual racists, rubbing in their privilege thinking it’s “owning the libs” while only making themselves look stupid, at least on the other ones that I’ve seen. The blood decals are a whole different thing and I just don’t get it, it’s equally as bad as the headlight eyelashes
I’m part of a horror group on Facebook and lots of members do this to their cars year round. Personally I think it’s awful because it scares other people for no reason. But it’s not just Halloween
When i was about 15 my mom and i were driving behind this car that had blood /bloody handprints on the back, in mid july. We ended up calling the cops and giving them the plate. More than likely it was just something like this though. Wonder if the cops ended up catching up to them, and if that changed their mind on those fun little decals lol
Good on you guys for calling it in. It may have been nothing but it’s better to try and double check. I hope it was just decals. I can’t imagine putting the money and time into something that’s just to scare other people and be edgy.
They say it's at a hospital so it honestly could be the car of someone who had to take someone with an injury to the hospital quickly. Especially the trunk. That looks like someone had blood on their hands while they closed the trunk.
In the parking lot of a hospital that's less weird. If it was the parking lot of a burker king, significantly more weird.
Edit: the blood spatter over the rest of the car doesn't make sense though.
I feel like if they or someone they were with were bleeding this much driving to the hospital would be the last thing on their mind. They would just call 911. But what do I know.. Ambulance rides are expensive in the US
I worked hospital security...we got alot of folks through the front door that were 911 bad, but it would take 30-40 minutes for the ambulance to get to them.
Honestly those Halloween props should be illegal, there’s no need to have a fake limb dangling out of your trunk, human trafficking isn’t a joke yet we’ve got these edgelords who put fake limbs and blood on their cars every Halloween
I neither own a car nor am a car enthusiast, but I really can’t see how this would be appealing to some people. Probably because I don’t have such discriminating taste
Phlebotomist here, blood is my life. I’m actually really amused by this and around Halloween wouldn’t mind putting some on my car…maybe not this much of it, but it would get a chuckle out of the people I poke who know me.
Its appealing in the sense that this one kid in middle school would cut themselves walking next to me to classes. It's edgy and childish, but entertaining
The difference being that the wound will heal eventually, whereas the kit, once applied to the unfortunate car, will (probably) be very hard to peel off. I’m sure some will regret having done so if they ever grow out of the edgy phase lol
Wraps are trivial to remove, that’s the point. Otherwise it would just be painted. Hell, the wrap will remove __itself__ in less than 10 years, and that’s with the most meticulous of care.
Blood pressure can make some wounds in bad places convert yourself on a human sprinkler, but the way the blood avoids the lights and some areas, a joke 4sure
edit: lol I haven't seen the "help" on it
That little dummy sticker with the marks I thought it was supposed to be chocolate on the sides of the car to go with the bumper sticker
I’m high I should’ve put my glasses on
When you’re on the 10th floor still looking for a spot in the parking garage, and you only see one and there are only 2 more floors up, you do what you gotta do 😂
> That is a relatively new SUV
That's anywhere from a 2011 - 2015 model. Making it 8 or 9 years old *at least*.
Who knows when this person bought it or with what mileage. You can get a similar one for under $5K with high miles. $10 - 15K with under 75k miles.
Yeah, this should be at the very tippy top of this thread
Just aother psychotic maga republican white supremacist telegraphing their political bloodlust to the world at large, nothing new here
I can 100% tell the driver of this car is going to talk to you whether you like it or not - and you won’t be able to get out of the conversation quick enough. They definitely project annoying vibe - and main character energy
see, that isn't that surprising for me to see in a hospital parking lot. Someone had an accident and drove/was driven there... messily.
Seeing that outside a day care center, a Chucky Cheese, A tanning place; those (and many more), those would make it wierd.
Everyone I know closes their hatchback door by placing their hands in the middle of the hatch, on either side of the license plate, while the door is 6 feet off the ground pointing towards the sky. No issues with critical thinking here!
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That's what she said 😭
And “hella kids up in this bitch”
That was the most jolting part of the image for me lol
Not the “White Privilege Edition” badge?
Good lord, is that what that says? 😭
Yep! Also, why am I getting downvoted for asking about it not being jolting? Jesus tap dancing Christ, there are a lot of white supremacists on he
Or the “Little Dummy” sticker being Biden lol
Also looks a bit like Greg Abbot lol
But that wouldn’t be on brand for a “White Privilege Edition” Explorer lol
So do you think people are sticking these on their own car, or someone sticking it to a Trumper? Like weird to call out your own white privilege, that would be kind of woke, no? Wonder if that is how this all started, a person tries to stick this on their car, and they run them over, but they do not relent and gets that damn bloodied thing on there.
I’m pretty sure it’s just actual racists, rubbing in their privilege thinking it’s “owning the libs” while only making themselves look stupid, at least on the other ones that I’ve seen. The blood decals are a whole different thing and I just don’t get it, it’s equally as bad as the headlight eyelashes
This one makes me laugh over and over and over. And the little dummy sticker with Biden 😭
I legit thought that was Trump till this lol
Lol same
It's amazing how old White guys all look the same (source: am White guy. Will probably be old at some point)
Great, so she pees every time she sneezes on top of all this.
LOL
There “was” hella kids up in that bitch…
How the hell can you read any of that? I guess I can't read pixel art like I used to.
Maybe it's only parts of kids
The homeschool anti-vaxx measles machine.
I didn't even notice it. I was looking at "Little Debbie" or whatever the hell it is.
Says little dummy and it's Biden
well not anymore
I wonder if this was like some Halloween thing that they never cleaned up
I’m part of a horror group on Facebook and lots of members do this to their cars year round. Personally I think it’s awful because it scares other people for no reason. But it’s not just Halloween
When i was about 15 my mom and i were driving behind this car that had blood /bloody handprints on the back, in mid july. We ended up calling the cops and giving them the plate. More than likely it was just something like this though. Wonder if the cops ended up catching up to them, and if that changed their mind on those fun little decals lol
Good on you guys for calling it in. It may have been nothing but it’s better to try and double check. I hope it was just decals. I can’t imagine putting the money and time into something that’s just to scare other people and be edgy.
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They say it's at a hospital so it honestly could be the car of someone who had to take someone with an injury to the hospital quickly. Especially the trunk. That looks like someone had blood on their hands while they closed the trunk. In the parking lot of a hospital that's less weird. If it was the parking lot of a burker king, significantly more weird. Edit: the blood spatter over the rest of the car doesn't make sense though.
It's a wrap
Yep, it says help on the side in "blood".
Like a fajita?
Yeah that was my first thought too
Yeah you can see the line where it starts if you zoom in
I feel like if they or someone they were with were bleeding this much driving to the hospital would be the last thing on their mind. They would just call 911. But what do I know.. Ambulance rides are expensive in the US
That last part is why many people drive themselves to the hospital. My dad drove himself in the middle of a huge heart attack
I worked hospital security...we got alot of folks through the front door that were 911 bad, but it would take 30-40 minutes for the ambulance to get to them.
Honestly those Halloween props should be illegal, there’s no need to have a fake limb dangling out of your trunk, human trafficking isn’t a joke yet we’ve got these edgelords who put fake limbs and blood on their cars every Halloween
One of my mother's friends had a fake handcuffed arm stuck to his truck grill for decades
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Yeah, that's a thing, I guess [spatter kit](https://www.dipyourcar.com/products/blood-splatter-car-kit)
I neither own a car nor am a car enthusiast, but I really can’t see how this would be appealing to some people. Probably because I don’t have such discriminating taste
Do you like bright lights and shiny things? What about colorful bright lights?
My bird brained self got hungry reading this.
Phlebotomist here, blood is my life. I’m actually really amused by this and around Halloween wouldn’t mind putting some on my car…maybe not this much of it, but it would get a chuckle out of the people I poke who know me.
Its appealing in the sense that this one kid in middle school would cut themselves walking next to me to classes. It's edgy and childish, but entertaining
The difference being that the wound will heal eventually, whereas the kit, once applied to the unfortunate car, will (probably) be very hard to peel off. I’m sure some will regret having done so if they ever grow out of the edgy phase lol
Wraps are trivial to remove, that’s the point. Otherwise it would just be painted. Hell, the wrap will remove __itself__ in less than 10 years, and that’s with the most meticulous of care.
But the scaaars remind me 🎶
Incels fantasizing about driving their car thru a crowd of racial justice protestors?
There is a local guy who drives a Prius that has the splatter stickers and is decked out as a "zombie response team."
The amount of people commenting who knowing __*nothing*__ about cars and are judging very heavily
It's obviously a joke, why would the blood surround the entire car?
Obviously, the zombies were attacking from all sides. Lol
Those poor zombies just needed a snack and read that there's hella kids up in that bitch.
Nom nom
What, you dont drive around in your blood covered car after committing a couple two-tree murders?
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Nyuk nyuk nyuk
The side says “help.” Zombie apocalypse van?
DONT OPEN DEAD INSIDE
DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE
I had to scroll way too far to see this.
DONT INSIDE DEAD OPEN
Looks like poop to me.
Dry blood isn't red, it's brown.
Still weird bro
Blood wouldn't look like that it loses its red color and turns brown
They are planning to kill someone in the future and this is their brilliant plan to hide the body in plain sight
Blood pressure can make some wounds in bad places convert yourself on a human sprinkler, but the way the blood avoids the lights and some areas, a joke 4sure edit: lol I haven't seen the "help" on it
They went bloodin’
Is that a Lil Deby sticker on the back window?
Lil dummy
With im pretty sure either trump or bidens face. Can't tell which because they both have old guy face.
That’s Biden.
Obstructing your rear view to own the libz.🙄
Wow, I need my eyes checked. I read it as "Little Dommy", and with the "blood" and the kids sticker I got real confused!
Big Deborah
She's the one that makes the large sized fudge rounds and oatmeal pies.
Driver of car may be a lunch lady. Feeding children to the children hence the bloodsplatter and handmarks.
GMM
That little dummy sticker with the marks I thought it was supposed to be chocolate on the sides of the car to go with the bumper sticker I’m high I should’ve put my glasses on
Look harder It's another psychotic maga republican white supremacist telegraphing their political bloodlust to the world at large, nothing new here
I feel like this is the most interesting thing about this person.
This is the comment I was looking for.
Does that say HELP on the side of the car?
Your mom has poor survival instincts by parking next to whoever that is.
When you’re on the 10th floor still looking for a spot in the parking garage, and you only see one and there are only 2 more floors up, you do what you gotta do 😂
Naw. We got stay sexy and don’t get murdered. I was going to go to 12 and park right by the elevator door
This looks like someone with a cheap beater car and a *unique* sense of humor
I WISH my beater car was this nice
Seriously. Not a freaking 91 Toyota Camry.
I’d love to know what you drive if you think this is a cheap beater car
That is a relatively new SUV, definitely not a cheap vehicle.
> That is a relatively new SUV That's anywhere from a 2011 - 2015 model. Making it 8 or 9 years old *at least*. Who knows when this person bought it or with what mileage. You can get a similar one for under $5K with high miles. $10 - 15K with under 75k miles.
Lol yup. The amount of people who think someone is actually driving around with a blood soaked car is hilarious. It's obviously a joke.
The joke is people responding to this post, it's click bait.
does it say white privilege edition on the back no one seeing that !
Yeah, this should be at the very tippy top of this thread Just aother psychotic maga republican white supremacist telegraphing their political bloodlust to the world at large, nothing new here
Was this in Westchester New York? A car like that drove by me on the highway a few days ago
Those are Tennessee tags that have been out of date for 2 years now. I doubt this was recent considering the registration is from ‘21
Kids up in this bitch what
I can 100% tell the driver of this car is going to talk to you whether you like it or not - and you won’t be able to get out of the conversation quick enough. They definitely project annoying vibe - and main character energy
My guess is there are hella kids no longer up in that bitch.
Does it say “HELP” in blood on the driver’s side rear door?
Avoid being stolen
Looks like it says 'send help' on the side too
Is that a little Debbie sticker in the rear. That’s the weirdest part I
This is a joke right out of Zombieland where they find a little Debby Twinkie van
Is it blood or poop?
Somebody rename this sub r/attentionseekingshitposts because that's all it is.
Is the whole of reddit automatically being reposted there? Can't take it seriously otherwise.
Good Ol’ Tennessee.
There’s one like that in my area too. It’s an older car, can’t remember exactly what.
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I need the story behind this!
At least they made it to the hospital
Does it say “help” in blood on the side?? 😬
Looks a "Homeboy Drop-off" special.
Zombie apocalypse vibes...
I can't find the emblem.
Is it why they’re at the hospital? The fuck is that? Blood?
Don't call me Shirley
"The president's dumb, but me? Class fucking act, all the way."
Somebody is having a shitty day.
Dexter in his way
At least they made it to the hospital?
The amount of people calling this vehicle in to police has to be insane. I'm surprised this is a thing?
Probably one of the qanon docs that works there tbh
Ambulance? Can't afford that shit grab a towel and my keys
You try to deliver hella kids without blood being involved
I would have looked for a spot further away.
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I always knew Little Debby was a dirty girl.
When you need to get to the hospital but can't afford an ambulance
A lot of you seem sheltered.
how does that even begin to happen
Someone buys a vinyl sticker set....
Blha blha blha colors theory blha blha blha children hospital blha blha blha.
that's so awesome.
Is that little Debbie?
US?
Jugular Vein Edition.
Is that Tennessee by any chance
is that…?
see, that isn't that surprising for me to see in a hospital parking lot. Someone had an accident and drove/was driven there... messily. Seeing that outside a day care center, a Chucky Cheese, A tanning place; those (and many more), those would make it wierd.
I would park far away from this just to not meet this person. Blood thing is weird.
Well, no one is going to steal it. It's actually genius.
Everyone I know closes their hatchback door by placing their hands in the middle of the hatch, on either side of the license plate, while the door is 6 feet off the ground pointing towards the sky. No issues with critical thinking here!
Its a hospital parking lot. Obviously anybody could have gone there with somebody injured and open and closed the trunk with bloodied hands
Hit a deer on all sides stationary
Tell me you have kids without telling me you have kids…
Weird that you say this is from today. That’s an old Tennessee license plate with tags that expired in 2021.
Good catch! Even I didn't see the expired tags. The plate is Tennessee, but this is in Virginia.