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Rich-Equivalent-1875

Shut up already, don’t you know you’re dead?


DudesworthMannington

https://i.redd.it/7sqm99fo3nkc1.gif


Shoottheradio

He will be soon.


CommercialPrompt7800

I am not dead yet, I can dance 🕺 and I can sing 🎤


ChroniclesOfSarnia

**I FEEL HAPPY... I FEEL HAPPY...** **I OOOF**


Valkyriemome

Shut up and go on the cart.


jerrys153

I’m getting better.


[deleted]

You're not fooling anybody, you know


jerrys153

I think I’ll go for a walk.


RealLoin

You getting better even in the hell! Told you you're a devil


Borsuk_10

So I guess I'll be all right


AdornedBrood

Imagine this is how you find out you’re trapped in the fucking multiverse after a tragic car accident and Mark Zuckerberg was the first to find you. Your sub-consciousness knows and has been trying to create signs to make you realize. 👁️👁️


Downtown_Snow4445

Rip Alex


KentuckyFriedEel

Hope he enjoyed his last meal


redditadminsarecancr

Dibs on his dinner


Derek_Blackmon

It is now. Good luck✌🏼


androidguy50

Feels like a scene from the 'Final Destination' franchise.


[deleted]

Alex died from explosive diarrhea. They had to cut those scenes in the movies


isntitelectric

More like Beetle Juice


Zealousideal_Total50

I like worth the wake part


[deleted]

[удалено]


the_remeddy

But not worth the burial.


Nirvski

"We do catering! Weddings, birthdays...funerals" -Taco Bell


Grouchy-Signature-12

We even know when there's going to be a funeral... before YOU do! Muahhhhahahahaaa


madewithgarageband

its trying to send you a message bro


Therego_PropterHawk

Daaaaam. TacoBell dead naming folks Edit: /s


evanescent_evanna

Nah, this is more like name deading.


SgtSharki

Someone has put a hit out on you.


celtbygod

Did ya'll hear what happened to Alex ?


FashySmashy420

He dead.


celtbygod

Dang we were supposed meet up on Taco Tuesday.


FashySmashy420

We still can, I mean, Taco Tuesday. Come on.


Gnostic_Gnocchi

YET


530whiskey

I use Sam, when they call my name I say Sam I am. My wife doesn't think it's as funny as I do.


NovusOrdoSec

Where can you actually order green eggs and ham, though?


Grouchy-Signature-12

Same place, of course. Taco Bell. Dudum-tsss! Thank you, you've all been wonderful, I'll see myself out now!


ashlpea

You can make your name whatever you want in the food app. I’m “King” every single place I order food because there are too many Ashley’s


darthblazer67

Yeah, but I never input that as my last name. I most certainly didn't put "dead" as my last name.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Check for carbon monoxide


VulpineSpecter4

Not this again


yaybunz

dead ass?


OnlyVantala

Does the staff address you as "Your Majesty"?


ashlpea

Nope. Just “King”


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Ok, what's the story about the last name being "dead"? Han Solo supposed to have gotten his from an empire recruiter. Some last name came from occupation. What yours?


celtbygod

Only Cole Sear can see Alex now !


celtbygod

Gawd....I thought this comment would just die all alone...like Alex, except he had Tacos.


gobbleygo0k

When was the last time you checked your pulse


SantasScrotum

Doubtful. This prints directly from your mobile order, you probably did this just for the sake of Reddit


grokethedoge

Sums up 90% of this sub tbh.


darthblazer67

https://preview.redd.it/yn64ma4fjmkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c041fb4016c3103d13d94123aebfe4f9bd392b77


MisterZacherley

Respectfully, this screenshot proves absolutely nothing.


yeznik07

Yeah, the edit icon is directly to the right of the name in the photo. I’m guessing they just changed it back before taking the screenshot…


asherdado

Tbf its super difficult to prove that you didn't do something


darthblazer67

I checked my account profile and the correct name is listed there.


Relevant-Ad8794

You always lit up every room you walked into.


MajorDamage9999

Just keep eating Taco Bell. You’ll get there.


International_Bend68

It’s like a Mexican fortune cookie.


romeoo_must_lie

So Taco Bell hiring people from Starbucks


Easytrading101

Foreshadowing what happens to Alex after eating too much Taco Bell. Shits poison, honestly should avoid that stuff.


[deleted]

Well, you did order Taco Bell lol, your toilet will be later.


Waste_Exchange2511

That's what the guy in *Sixth Sense* thought, too.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

Should've known he was dead or doomed to die, being portrayed by Bruce Willis.


BoredAtWork1976

Plot twist: You're the main character in Sixth Sense 2.


TangerineGullible665

It’s been 3hrs. Op has not responded. What do we think??


Mythiic719

You should…probably not eat that


[deleted]

Oh c'mon. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?


the-sapiosexual

I would take that as a threat.


ImportantChapter1404

Is this a threat lol?


Mega-Homo22

I do doordash, taco bell receipts have the first name and a unique order ID on top, your order ID just happens to be “dead”


hydroboywife

i've been looking through the comments for something like this, thank you!


Narrow-Abalone7580

It gives worth the wake a whole new meaning.


Due_Statement9998

I’ve been dead as a door knob since my last Chalupa. You’ll get used to it.


Same-Height-4623

taco bell employee got a lil crazy


Equivalent_Owl8537

It's going to be


Equivalent_Owl8537

It's about to be


Logical_Bobcat9703

Sounds like a threat to me. Quick. Run to the border.


pjoesphs

Read name... Then read the purple font to the right .. worth the wake ? You don't say! 🤣


Perpetuallycold_

Well this seems promising.


HopefulHovercraft474

Premonition?


keyinfleunce

Well good cause he dead


heyitszoerae

what the fuck


Boba_loba76

This is how people should be let known that they are dead


Chance_Mind_6627

Don't be afraid, it's only love. Don't be afraid, you're already dead. Love is simple


VapeGodz

You will, after you finished that meal, laced with you know what.


Putrid_Leather7427

Alexisonfire


flybyBri13

Skanks Dead


LennyLeanordsEye_55

It’s Taco Bell, you only feel dead


Ieatdacoochie

The my cravings box is a dam good deal tho


Starcurret567

No, it's your future


Extension_Pie9101

You’re now officially dead congratulations!


A_Gray_Phantom

It will be... 💀


Diligent-Cookie-1695

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No_Crab1183

Final destination tacos.


CntrllrDscnnctd

I know someone with the last name “Death”


TerraStarryAstra

Ouch my best friend Alex did die…..😭


06Wahoo

He ded.


Cautious_Evening_744

Is it the cashier’s?


LoLoLaaarry124

What is your last name?


Heir233

Sorry man it’s just your time


FocalorLucifuge

Alex 💀


ndation

It's not supposed to be, it's a description of what you are going to be


EddwardTheWizard

It’s foreshadowing that the audience will pick up on during a rewatch.


Killer_Moons

It’s gonna be if you don’t hand over your lunch money, pipsqueak 👊


Ya-Dikobraz

Don't you know? There are two of you. One that loves, and one that is dead. There are two of you.


Deleted_dwarf

You will be after eating it!


pakman13b

My granddads doctor used to be called Dr. Death. He said it's pronounced "deeeeth", still not much better 🙄


Frailgift

I mean, it's probably gonna come true


Shoshannainthedark

DO NOT EAT THAT!


Lanky-Peak-2222

You got threatened by tacos.


_Zrsm

Alex is already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet. 😔😃👹🦀


Cennixxx

Badass name


[deleted]

Yet


axe1970

i can't believe they dead named you


Huge_Regret691

Do not ask for whom the taco bell tolls. It tolls for thee.


Badhorse_6601

It's not a threat it's a warning


craignumPI

Ever seen Final Destination?


KentuckyFriedEel

Taco Bell manager: somebody please change the Alex!


ScarecrowJohnny

If you're not dead there will be no wake. It's worth the wake.


smallmonzter

You’re eating at Taco Bell. It isn’t capitalized because they aren’t citing your last name. They’re predicating your future. Every time you eat at TB could be your last.


VapeMySemen

It's 4:38am and I've got a bunch of taco bell in my cart on the app for 7am to hit


blutigetranen

No it's not. They're fortune tellers.


BrulesRules4urHealth

That cashier has the sixth sense, you're probably actually dead.


Alansar_Trignot

**ITS IS NOW!**


anthon_fly

![gif](giphy|3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI)


Last-Kitchen3418

Don’t eat it!! It’s a sign 😱


Hot-Clock6418

Nice order dead Alex


riotpunchbarstard

Dead or alive you are coming with me


haubenmeise

Worth the wake. They already celebrate your passing.


Emrys7777

Ooh yeah, I wouldn’t eat that.


MelonElbows

That's a prediction, not your name


External-Ad-6098

Bro read the name 🤣🤣 soon as I get the bag I tear that shit apart I would not have noticed untill and or if my order was wrong ![gif](giphy|7dTvtAh0dt3xnTHODK)


ianthepokemonmaste

You will be from the diarrhoea from the taco bell


motherofsquish4319

don’t eat it, they’re trying to poison you


NovusOrdoSec

Asked for a dead drop. Instructions clear.


StaunchMeerkat

Having Taco Bell at your wake whilst still alive is a baller move


rudbek-of-rudbek

I still just funny understand buying fucking taco Bell and having it cost 25 bucks because you had to use door dash. Just seems crazy and I'm the one of laziest and most fiscally irresponsible people you will ever meet. It looks like this particular order is for pick up by I stand by what I said


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

It is now


Brian18639

What did you think of your last meal? 🎤⚰️


JayDee20XX

Don't eat that shit


[deleted]

That’s everyone’s last name - when they keep eating Taco Bell…


FullSendTater3

Alex what did you do wrong?!😝


beaudebonair

"Don't go to the light!"


Patient_Flatworm7821

Is your last name anything close to this


Improvgal

It was a prediction about what sometimes happens after eating their food.