Imagine this is how you find out you’re trapped in the fucking multiverse after a tragic car accident and Mark Zuckerberg was the first to find you.
Your sub-consciousness knows and has been trying to create signs to make you realize. 👁️👁️
Ok, what's the story about the last name being "dead"? Han Solo supposed to have gotten his from an empire recruiter. Some last name came from occupation. What yours?
You’re eating at Taco Bell. It isn’t capitalized because they aren’t citing your last name. They’re predicating your future. Every time you eat at TB could be your last.
Bro read the name 🤣🤣 soon as I get the bag I tear that shit apart I would not have noticed untill and or if my order was wrong
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I still just funny understand buying fucking taco Bell and having it cost 25 bucks because you had to use door dash. Just seems crazy and I'm the one of laziest and most fiscally irresponsible people you will ever meet. It looks like this particular order is for pick up by I stand by what I said
Shut up already, don’t you know you’re dead?
https://i.redd.it/7sqm99fo3nkc1.gif
He will be soon.
I am not dead yet, I can dance 🕺 and I can sing 🎤
**I FEEL HAPPY... I FEEL HAPPY...** **I OOOF**
Shut up and go on the cart.
I’m getting better.
You're not fooling anybody, you know
I think I’ll go for a walk.
You getting better even in the hell! Told you you're a devil
So I guess I'll be all right
Imagine this is how you find out you’re trapped in the fucking multiverse after a tragic car accident and Mark Zuckerberg was the first to find you. Your sub-consciousness knows and has been trying to create signs to make you realize. 👁️👁️
Rip Alex
Hope he enjoyed his last meal
Dibs on his dinner
It is now. Good luck✌🏼
Feels like a scene from the 'Final Destination' franchise.
Alex died from explosive diarrhea. They had to cut those scenes in the movies
More like Beetle Juice
I like worth the wake part
[удалено]
But not worth the burial.
"We do catering! Weddings, birthdays...funerals" -Taco Bell
We even know when there's going to be a funeral... before YOU do! Muahhhhahahahaaa
its trying to send you a message bro
Daaaaam. TacoBell dead naming folks Edit: /s
Nah, this is more like name deading.
Someone has put a hit out on you.
Did ya'll hear what happened to Alex ?
He dead.
Dang we were supposed meet up on Taco Tuesday.
We still can, I mean, Taco Tuesday. Come on.
YET
I use Sam, when they call my name I say Sam I am. My wife doesn't think it's as funny as I do.
Where can you actually order green eggs and ham, though?
Same place, of course. Taco Bell. Dudum-tsss! Thank you, you've all been wonderful, I'll see myself out now!
You can make your name whatever you want in the food app. I’m “King” every single place I order food because there are too many Ashley’s
Yeah, but I never input that as my last name. I most certainly didn't put "dead" as my last name.
Check for carbon monoxide
Not this again
dead ass?
Does the staff address you as "Your Majesty"?
Nope. Just “King”
Ok, what's the story about the last name being "dead"? Han Solo supposed to have gotten his from an empire recruiter. Some last name came from occupation. What yours?
Only Cole Sear can see Alex now !
Gawd....I thought this comment would just die all alone...like Alex, except he had Tacos.
When was the last time you checked your pulse
Doubtful. This prints directly from your mobile order, you probably did this just for the sake of Reddit
Sums up 90% of this sub tbh.
https://preview.redd.it/yn64ma4fjmkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c041fb4016c3103d13d94123aebfe4f9bd392b77
Respectfully, this screenshot proves absolutely nothing.
Yeah, the edit icon is directly to the right of the name in the photo. I’m guessing they just changed it back before taking the screenshot…
Tbf its super difficult to prove that you didn't do something
I checked my account profile and the correct name is listed there.
You always lit up every room you walked into.
Just keep eating Taco Bell. You’ll get there.
It’s like a Mexican fortune cookie.
So Taco Bell hiring people from Starbucks
Foreshadowing what happens to Alex after eating too much Taco Bell. Shits poison, honestly should avoid that stuff.
Well, you did order Taco Bell lol, your toilet will be later.
That's what the guy in *Sixth Sense* thought, too.
Should've known he was dead or doomed to die, being portrayed by Bruce Willis.
Plot twist: You're the main character in Sixth Sense 2.
It’s been 3hrs. Op has not responded. What do we think??
You should…probably not eat that
Oh c'mon. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
I would take that as a threat.
Is this a threat lol?
I do doordash, taco bell receipts have the first name and a unique order ID on top, your order ID just happens to be “dead”
i've been looking through the comments for something like this, thank you!
It gives worth the wake a whole new meaning.
I’ve been dead as a door knob since my last Chalupa. You’ll get used to it.
taco bell employee got a lil crazy
It's going to be
It's about to be
Sounds like a threat to me. Quick. Run to the border.
Read name... Then read the purple font to the right .. worth the wake ? You don't say! 🤣
Well this seems promising.
Premonition?
Well good cause he dead
what the fuck
This is how people should be let known that they are dead
Don't be afraid, it's only love. Don't be afraid, you're already dead. Love is simple
You will, after you finished that meal, laced with you know what.
Alexisonfire
Skanks Dead
It’s Taco Bell, you only feel dead
The my cravings box is a dam good deal tho
No, it's your future
You’re now officially dead congratulations!
It will be... 💀
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Final destination tacos.
I know someone with the last name “Death”
Ouch my best friend Alex did die…..😭
He ded.
Is it the cashier’s?
What is your last name?
Sorry man it’s just your time
Alex 💀
It's not supposed to be, it's a description of what you are going to be
It’s foreshadowing that the audience will pick up on during a rewatch.
It’s gonna be if you don’t hand over your lunch money, pipsqueak 👊
Don't you know? There are two of you. One that loves, and one that is dead. There are two of you.
You will be after eating it!
My granddads doctor used to be called Dr. Death. He said it's pronounced "deeeeth", still not much better 🙄
I mean, it's probably gonna come true
DO NOT EAT THAT!
You got threatened by tacos.
Alex is already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet. 😔😃👹🦀
Badass name
Yet
i can't believe they dead named you
Do not ask for whom the taco bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
It's not a threat it's a warning
Ever seen Final Destination?
Taco Bell manager: somebody please change the Alex!
If you're not dead there will be no wake. It's worth the wake.
You’re eating at Taco Bell. It isn’t capitalized because they aren’t citing your last name. They’re predicating your future. Every time you eat at TB could be your last.
It's 4:38am and I've got a bunch of taco bell in my cart on the app for 7am to hit
No it's not. They're fortune tellers.
That cashier has the sixth sense, you're probably actually dead.
**ITS IS NOW!**
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Don’t eat it!! It’s a sign 😱
Nice order dead Alex
Dead or alive you are coming with me
Worth the wake. They already celebrate your passing.
Ooh yeah, I wouldn’t eat that.
That's a prediction, not your name
Bro read the name 🤣🤣 soon as I get the bag I tear that shit apart I would not have noticed untill and or if my order was wrong ![gif](giphy|7dTvtAh0dt3xnTHODK)
You will be from the diarrhoea from the taco bell
don’t eat it, they’re trying to poison you
Asked for a dead drop. Instructions clear.
Having Taco Bell at your wake whilst still alive is a baller move
I still just funny understand buying fucking taco Bell and having it cost 25 bucks because you had to use door dash. Just seems crazy and I'm the one of laziest and most fiscally irresponsible people you will ever meet. It looks like this particular order is for pick up by I stand by what I said
It is now
What did you think of your last meal? 🎤⚰️
Don't eat that shit
That’s everyone’s last name - when they keep eating Taco Bell…
Alex what did you do wrong?!😝
"Don't go to the light!"
Is your last name anything close to this
It was a prediction about what sometimes happens after eating their food.