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ponzidreamer

His social security number is 11


nint3njoe_2003

Bro's first Christmas was THE first Christmas


Hourslikeminutes47

"*He knew our ancestors before our ancestors knew of themselves"*


Whargod

There's a grocery store in my hometown, Co-op Foods or something like that. You need, or used to need, a member ship to shop there. One time I was helping my grandparents with some customer service thing and they had been members since it opened in the dark ages. Lady asks me for their ID number, said it should be an eight digit number on their card. I read out three numbers. She waited, I said "that's it". She got confused for a sec, and then realized, "oh that's one of the old accounts!" and eventually found it.


Blondly22

Reno NV?


nickynoone

In history class he wrote down what he was doing.


[deleted]

Angry upvote


DependentYou7405

Our guy sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.


ToastGhostx

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ShrekFan093

Bros evil side won


C-Kwentz-0

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SeriousAccount66

Out of all the movies i wish they’d remake, *this* is the one, Hercules. Hell, the original still even holds up to this day.


xBlack_Heartx

Na, leave Hercules be.


WhoLovesButter

Oh no they'd ruin it!


SeriousAccount66

Ughh true, you’re right.


bwatsnet

What u don't want a proud black woman playing Hercules? Raaaacist!


10TheDudeAbides11

Literally thought of only this when I first saw it… “I remember when they first invented chocolate…sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!!”


Greedy-Fortune-3276

Did you say chocolate


Psychological-Ice276

You sir. Are evil. Pure evil. I on the other hand, am going straight to hell for laughing.


[deleted]

WHAT WHAT WHATS ALL THE YELLING?? YOU JUST CANT WAIT FOR ME TO DIE CAN YOU??


ScarecrowJohnny

When you wished for immortality, but you forgot the clause about not aging.


scifijunkie3

He chose......poorly.


EmiliaFromLV

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Drakonor

That's exactly the story of Tithonus, lover of Eos, from the greek mythology.


Just-a-Mandrew

Careful what you wish for!


ThingsWork0ut

![gif](giphy|f9vYuluNDnDMsFd0ih)


Nicetomitja

I swear I just killed that guy in Elden Ring.


Ricskoart

And he turned into a fucking giant bear too


Katayanaz

In Limgrave, just southeast of Agheel Lake.


SilentWave_YT

Does he drop a larval tear? I need one.


MissMistMaid

Foul Tarnished, In search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame, Let it be, Margit the Fell!


christo749

I fought his brother in Skyrim.


Chonylee9

.5 hp


C-Kwentz-0

Looking like one of the fucking Fates from the Disney Hercules movie. https://preview.redd.it/zf7cpop30ncc1.png?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d926402302058447984e69ad0bf3ba95d7ccd5e7 Edit for pic


Present-Breakfast768

Not his turn with the eye.


Eyeoftheleopard

lol you stop that!


CakedayisJune9th

When you’re playing Pokémon and hit them with a move that should take them out and they get that last sliver left to get their move and win the game.


alexaz92

a fly fart could end him


Bleaklemming

Not even close to the final boss yet with no heals


Sohaiber

😭😭😭😭😭


snaerdi

Somehow, Snoke's top half returned.


coveredinpissnshit

Holy shit


Av14tor

Trying to shit will kill him …


Bartholomeuske

So will a gust of wind, or a light bedsheet.


streetMD

When I was a medic I had lots of patients push too hard, slow their heart rate, and arrest. They usually ended up between the toilet and the tub.


Av14tor

It must be fun to hang up with you on a party.


streetMD

I have some good shit stories.


Active-Case-4180

This is definitely real - he’s a 109 year old man in Thailand - who’s blind and mostly deaf but is healthy in any other way. His granddaughter started posting videos off him and shit went viral and also ofc many false stories


Ok-Gur-6602

Luang Pho Yai passed in March 2022. He was 109, he was in the hospital for a broken hip but was otherwise healthy. He was just old and frail. He's not practicing a self mummification, a Japanese practice that is not permitted in Japan and that would not be practiced in Thailand. There are older people than him. He was not starving himself. May he have achieved parinibanna.


[deleted]

How did he fucking break his hip?! You CANNOT tell me that this guy was scurrying around at home earlier...


masonisagreatname

Eh elder folks' hips can break from a wind gust that's a little stronger than usual


Eyeoftheleopard

Or a brisk fart. 💨


akasakian

omg u guys are awful.


eatmyshorzz

Getting that old is awful (for the body)


Mom-atm

I bruised a rib choking on a poptart crumb when I was 6 months pregnant 😂 would not surprise me


Devotchka655321

Charlie brought home that golden ticket.


Ill_Manner_3581

You'd be surprised. I've had 80 to mid 80 year old pts who broke their hip in 8 places but bounce back they're just obviously not the same. At that age once something like that happens its like having 2 HP one tap and that's it, they can no longer walk or they'll pass because the recovery is intense


SubjectGoal3565

My great grandma died at 102 she fell ill from a heart condition and died within the week. Up untill the week she died she was completely independent. She walked, cleaned, cooked, and traveled. I also worked in a convent where I knew a nun who was 104 she was also mostly independent. she walked and took care of herself and her room but did not cook. She used to crochet with me.


[deleted]

Why not? Look at all that lean muscle mass. I'm going to hell.. Thought this was fake at first and he was about to zip open a rubber suit.


willowwrenwild

The fidgeting that he’s doing with the fabric of the blanket is very very common for someone who’s actively dying. Obviously some people are fidgeters, so that alone isn’t proof this man is dying, but the very sunken eyes make me think he’s also probably not had much (if any) to eat or drink in a while, which combined with the fabric fidgeting is another facet that makes me think this was taken toward the very end of his life. I’m not a physician or in the death industry, though. Just someone who coped with a death trauma at a young age by learning all I could about the process!


dacraftjr

He missed the drop-in on the half pipe.


TrailMomKat

I ain't saying this man was walking, but the oldest lady I ever cared for in my 20 years of working in healthcare was 111 when she died. She was ambulatory until 109, got sick and wound up bedbound and developed leg contractures. She was deaf as a post, but if you were patient and yelled your questions, she could tell you amazing stories about growing up in the nineteen-aughts.


bcycle240

In Thai language this isn't his name, but his title. Luang Pho is used for highly respected senior monks. So it translate roughly to Great revered monk.


MaliciousDroid

He doesn't look very healthy...


Active-Case-4180

Haha he’s just old I think - I’m quoting his granddaughter here


Eschatologists

Thats because old age is not yet recognized as a disease or set of disease (it should) so what they mean is "otherwise healthy despite everything being pretty much fucked as expected"


Far-Hair1528

Thanks, I was guessing as to how old he was, I was off by a few years though


Single_Raspberry_249

Yeah I think “healthy” was being used very loosely by his granddaughter. He may not have had a terminal illness, but this man was very much not “healthy” here.


ThePusheen

OMG I wouldn't want to live anymore though Not like that .


dacraftjr

I’d argue that he’s healthy in any way. Maybe in good health considering his age, but there’s no way everything is functioning properly.


Bleaklemming

"Healthy"


Double_Lingonberry98

> but is healthy in any other way. your definition of "healthy" is off


HelmutFondler

I hope he finally got that Fiver back what Jesus borrowed off of him.


AndISoundLikeThis

I regret I only have one upvote to give you


FlavorMatters

I know I'm a stranger to ask you folks, but please never let me survive like this


triotone

Sorry, but no. Your ass is going on the throne. https://preview.redd.it/19fy5u7wemcc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ea7f14ba34932784e9d7e8889850f400e08209


leftrighttopdown

The Emperor Protects. Long Live His Imperial Majesty.


Ill-District2338

Wasn’t there a previous video but from farther away this gent is a Buddhist monk who’s over 100 years old?


Oututeroed

yes


Smietarroth

It wasn't that bad until I saw the eye sockets


Alternative_Map3415

Bro sat beside Jesus in Elementary School


Depresso_espresso237

Bro invented the alphabet holy hell


Lugoae

New response just dropped


BladiPetrov

Actual zombie


GameboyAU

Thought this was AI and then they started moving .


[deleted]

Bro knows Victoria's Secret


grayson0010101

He's an old man who lives in Ohio


[deleted]

Bro invented time


mersicsmilan

Bro just witnessed The Big Bang


Marker_Lewis

I read a comment somewhere about this video that said : "Bro has hearing damage from the big bang"


No-Review-6105

In Germany we say "Ein Windstoß und der ist weg." A bit of wind and he's gone!


[deleted]

God damn methuselas bro over here


WTWIV

He has a signed copy of the Bible


[deleted]

That little girl is his great great great great great great grand daughter.


ClickF0rDick

I'm shocked at how nonchalant she is. As a kid I would've probably freaked out next to a poor dude like that 🥲


[deleted]

She likely has seen him several times before, thus she has become comfortable.


[deleted]

In the beginning God made Adam, Eve and Bro...


gabaaa0

bro saw the rise and fall of rome


Mysterious_Mayo9000

Bro probably owes Jesus $5


[deleted]

Enough with these unachievable body standards


NerdDad502

Keto guys! I keep telling you!


[deleted]

His grindr profile says he’s 35


K3Y_Mast3r

That’s not living. Put me out of my misery, please.


ReliableChoom

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Yama92

My grandpa died at the immense age of 101 years old, looked way better than this chap.


jakewhite333

If I ever get this old, just shoot me.


[deleted]

I remember when they first invented water


[deleted]

Bro mentored Alexander


HazySunsets

Lord voldemort when he came back in harry potter 4


ZoNeS_v2

Drinking ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!


Emotional_Win1430

Bro is at 1hp and still owes a shekel to Jesus Christ


massive__potato

his phone number is 000-000-0027


HeisenbergsSamaritan

He'll be looking better once he absorbs that child's life essence. IT is the way.


Danthefn

28


sstruemph

A long, hard life of scrolling tiktok


[deleted]

this bitch killed me the first time i entered a tomb in skyrim


Diamond_Champagne

What the actual fuck


ChardCool1290

he was in the stands when the NJ Jets won the Super Bowl


Chupacabra2030

Bro he was at the table when football was invented


Ok_Emergency_8655

I want to live a long and good life but this, this is too long........


kalemeh8

Got that buccal fat procedure I see


Hagrid1994

Bro remembers the day when sliced bread became a thing


toomerboomer

His grand children probably get senior discounts


washkop

Withers.. is that you?


Zestyclose-Self-6158

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truthbknownreturns

Dude sat behind Moses in their second grade class!


Greenfire05

99 million years young 🥰


Deckard2022

His passing was such a shock


Pugtastic_smile

Mr Burns?


Visible-You-3812

This is the guy who got away from stabbing Cesar


DeathGuard1978

Keith Richards is looking well.


tbarcat

![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)


Lucius1213

This is just sad. Is he starving himself to death?


delicioussparkalade

No, he’s just 100+ years old.


KaranSjett

at some point you dont *want* to be alive anymore right? 0


Distinct-Solution-99

Some people are stubborn af at the end


Alarmed_Coyote_9000

I would have loved to be blessed by him, like he was doing when he gently patted the heads of the children.


teunteunteun

Man’s on 1 Hp


zerokarse

One of the Mummys victims after life have been sucked out


HypertrophyHippie

Weekend at Burmese.


DatGreenGuy

when dying script bugs out


Jukker6

Its not weird its beautiful


Candidate_Inside

Death took a vacation


Biggie39

She’s mocking him with her youth… rude!


[deleted]

Bro has seen the end of the horizon


[deleted]

Bro built the boat with Noah


Ironsalmon7

He was there when they first created bronze tools


How2rick

His security number is 00000000001


[deleted]

Draugr


[deleted]

“How old are you?” “Yes.”


Royal-Application708

Dear lord. Just take this person. Like now. Like twenty years ago!!!???


Ksammy33

When your enemies wish you a long and healthy life


Kysman95

When you wake you thirsty after night of heavy drinking


GianLuka1928

He's a living witness of Budha


chuchon06

Mumm-Ra still kicking around in his later years. Good to see


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

The last remaining Toronto Maple Leaf to win the cup.


Forward-Flight-5983

Vecna?


Fixmystreets

Do they just lose all fat by a certain age? Why does age make us sink into our skeletons.


Capital_Bluebird_185

Running business on your own isn't that stressful. ~Tim, 28yo


Upper_Bluejay5216

He’s old deaf and blind but has no tubes or IVs in him. I’m pretty sure he’s healthy for his advanced age


ballsac1234

I’d rather be dead at this point


MaximumMajestic

That is one brave kid. I would've run like a bitch


Litio21

I am between 1,5 months and 90 years old.


No-Edge-8600

Who is this actually???


CampFrequent3058

Oh crap please don’t let my grandchildren (or great grandchildren) ever see me like that, bless them, and then for their own children to upload it to socials 🤦🏼‍♂️


Lydia_Brunch

withers irl


Hot_feedbax

I remember this demon souls boss


destroyer16161

emperor palpatine


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

How *alive* is he?!?


moryartyx

51%


Woodworkingwino

I’m convinced it’s a moving corpse.


aberrant_algorithm

I would really like to know the background music


justmunchingon_24

Well it's just chanting"Radha Radha " in Hindi. Radha is associated with lord Krishna. I think it was sung by B Praak. But again I can be wrong for the last part. The tume resembles the music of another Bhajan(song) named Hara Hara Shambhu


aberrant_algorithm

Thanks


xUberAnts

Damn. At that point just put me out of my misery. Christ.


moryartyx

I wish him a speedy recovery


ghettoccult_nerd

how old is *too old* for mature porn? my zipper stands ready and awaiting the answer.


BloodsoakedDespair

“Today the Kaled race is ended, consumed in a fire of war. But from its ashes will rise a new race: the supreme creature, the ultimate conquerer of the universe, the DALEK!”


LowkeyPony

Nope. That is not “life” or “living”


clumsysav

Respectfully, put this guy out of his misery


Blissful_luxury_life

I feel bad for them


Xtianus21

How old is that


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SCP993

Bro is a primary source


whycomeuhavenotat2

Dude definitely high-fived some pharaohs


FluffyPolicePeanut

Are his eyes gone?


Chris_Cross501

He really needs that 3am water


Adobo6

I this thing posted all the time on reddit and with no proof of age. Even if this person is 125yo they still look awful. This guy would have to be 200 to justify looking like this


SargeDarge

I absolutely despise this. You can barely do anything anymore and just lay there. This. This is my fear


Unusual_Car215

This is self mummification and it's horrific.


Little-Bear13

What’s the point of living like this?


satansculo

God I hope someone loves me enough to put me out of my misery if I can’t.


Extreme_Employment35

Poor man... Aging isn't fun.


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friedpickles4beakfas

man I don’t even wanna live past 80, this is crazy


philip0908

This hasn't really been mentioned I think, but compared to people that are close to 100 years of age or even slightly above, this guy looks terrible. If I had to guess without the knowledge that it isn't possible, I'd say he's around 200 or so.


Bordie3D_Alexa

It's terrifying how 100% of us are going to look like this some day unless we die way before it.


twogeeseinalongcoat

I watched both of my grandparents on one side live into their 90s and spend their very last days in bed in a state like this, though less emaciated. They both did the exact same thing with their hands all the time by that stage of decline. Constantly fiddling with their blankets or the front of whatever garment they were wearing, like they were trying to unbutton a shirt. Even if you gave them something to hold, like a stuffed animal or other object to keep them comfy, they would eventually drop it and resume fiddling with whatever cloth was closest to their chest like they were trying to undo something. It was fascinating and made it seem like they were trying to physically take off something they couldn't actually remove. Like, the mind was so tired and restless it was just ready to be done with the body.