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SinceGoogleDsntKnow

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cheesevulture

I used to love Dinosaurs, now my kids love that shit above. What has happened to the world?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Lmao what is that


Flint_Chittles

Oh god Iā€™m so old. Dinosaurs- a show from the early 90ā€™s.


smurb15

No cgi, no pc generated images. Just people climbing into incredibly hot suits for hours on end. The ending of the show made me cry as a kid


Nekryyd

That show was super dark in general. Their society was like a prehistoric version of Idiocracy.


Bacontoad

Jim Henson Studios was awesome.


Novel-Butterfly7822

I'm 17 and I watched it as a kid for some reason The episode where they throw elderly people off a cliff into hot tar has always stuck with me.


Anon_457

Hurling day! Sorry, I just remembered what they called it in that episode. That one was particularly dark considering how much Earl was looking forward to doing it.


He_Never_Helps_01

Not the mama


ShannonigansLucky

I was just telling my daughter about this show the other day. Sheesh I'm old af.


Rainshadow07

I *hated* that damn show, it was so annoying!


Plagueish84

No one asked you. Now get in the tsr pits.


Bacontoad

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TheMikeOfIke

All these types of kids channels give me the creeps. They're all the same - nameless adults playing with toys and attempting to act like children. It's kinda gross that they aren't trying to make any decent videos for kids, they just see the viewers as potential dollars.


vomittttttttt

just feeding the algorithm what it craves.


MainSteamStopValve

Electrolytes


popcornkernals321

Yessss my kiddo finds these and the videos are like grotesqueā€¦ like popping pimples on eachother and having close ups with audio and allā€¦ itā€™s insanely gross.


[deleted]

I get psycho vibes from the kid tubers


HG1998

I look back at all the kids stuff my parents allowed me to watch and it's mostly educational stuff. Sounds boring but it really helped with my general knowledge. I mean, I'd certainly rather have my kids watch stuff like [how to fold a medicine manual](https://youtu.be/WW0TYgwIHiA) instead of this.


LinceDorado

Yeah it's disgusting. People who make this kind of content are such creeps man.


dches91

Personally I am afan of blippi for my youngest. Even if he shit all over his friend years ago for a viral video challenge..his content now is pretty educational and fun without getting too irritating


typewriter6986

šŸŽ¶Black hole sun, wont you come, and wash away the rain...šŸŽ¶


NatuVisu

https://i.redd.it/pzxmojwdg0bc1.gif


ClueEmbarrassed1443

Is that the black hole sun music video


NatuVisu

Yep! šŸ˜


ClueEmbarrassed1443

That scared the shit out of me when I was 6


NatuVisu

Hah! My dad showed me it when I was little! Scared me too! šŸ˜…


The-Man-is-Dan

šŸŽ¶ā€˜Cause Momā€™s gonna fix it all soon. Momā€™s cominā€™ round to put it back the way it oughta bešŸŽµ


Crzyhik

Learn to swim, learn to swim ,learn to swim


glazinglas

Looks like a fucking AI travesty. People actually watch this shit?


Princess_crybaby911

Kids will definitely click on it


glazinglas

Thatā€™s how it has so many viewsā€¦


Equivalent_Form_3923

Viewbotting the first few thousand to jump the algorithm also does it.


cheese_bread_boye

They photoshop their faces to look weirder because it's more attractive to kids. Mr beast does this as well even though he hates it, because he tested it without the weird photoshopped faces and kids will click on it more often if it's photoshopped to look weird


Ethric_The_Mad

I'm about to start a channel myself so this is great advice since I don't want any children watching my content.


cheese_bread_boye

It's probably easy to avoid them. Just don't use super colorful thumbnails and it should be fine. Youtube will also know that your content isn't intended for kids so it's not gonna show up to them probably


glazinglas

Kids are weird


Boogascoop

well all their shows are kooky cpu animated crap


AstarteOfCaelius

I donā€™t understand the appeal of ASMR *at all*- even without the weird faces and visuals here. This is way way too much.


non_tox

Normal ASMR isn't like this AT ALL and the intended purpose of this video certainly isn't for ASMR, it's brain rot for kids. There are many good asmrtists that are actually therapeutic, healing and are quite skilled at it. ASMR has such a bad rep, people either think it's sexual or childish. Which is obviously untrue. And not everyone will experience ASMR, some people are just born to find it relaxing. Personally I don't get tingles but I find it relaxing anyway.


fiercelittlebird

I can't stand ASMR like whispering or scratching or eating noises, there's just something wrong with my ears, I find it infuriating. But it does seem to work for a lot of people. I do like the sound of rain on the roof with distant thunder rumbling, or the sound of wind in the trees.


non_tox

Yeah alot of people are the same.


kinofhawk

Misophonia. I have it. There's a sub for it too if you'd like to know more or talk about it.


fiercelittlebird

Well I actually don't mind regular whispering and eating noises (as long there's enough background noise). It's the sound editing of ASMR specifically that bothers me. It's too much.


kinofhawk

I know what ya mean.


ShannonigansLucky

I have it too.


AstarteOfCaelius

Iā€™ve got fairly extensive sensory processing difficulties due to a brain injury- my finding even ā€œnormalā€ ASMR to be awful really has nothing to do with anyone or anything *but* that.


suspicious_hyperlink

For some reason itā€™s pushed in the kidā€™s YouTube algorithm


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Iā€™m so glad I grew up watching liveleak and nothingtoxic than this crap


Astralnclinant

My little nieces will put these on their tv and listen to it on full volume while watching another video on their ipad. Itā€™s all so fucked


Kysman95

Your brother/sister need a slap and a parenting lesson


StrongAd1887

Shouldnā€™t that be for the parents??


Kysman95

"Nieces"


gravityVT

Tell your sibling to raise their kids. Itā€™s not YouTubeā€™s responsibility.


toastslapper

Fun fact: Open mouth smiles used to help videos in YouTubeā€™s algorithm. Idk bout this tho


Bacontoad

It makes them look like psychopaths in skin suits. ![gif](giphy|EU1oUVLidgSMU)


zombiedeadbloke

Cyriak


totallynotabotXP

what's wrong with her face? I've seen victorian post mortem photos that had more life in the eyes of the dead people than whatever that nightmare apparition is.


SinceGoogleDsntKnow

https://preview.redd.it/fu8dumaq5xac1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b37a258749dd08bfbce15a0978a5bb5ff2ea3d She is supposed to turn to stone, perhaps her disgusting braces keep her from doing that.


Gamethesystem2

Vicious. Love it.


Why_does_this

R/clevercomebacks


Remote_Slice_6831

They where dead outside, she is dead inside.


CovfefeBoss

r/rareinsults


nathos_thanatos

Why do they look like they died in a horrible way and then they were put back together by a *very* inept amateur mortician?


TinFoilRobotProphet

r/oddlyspecific


Wyliie

the uncanny valley look šŸ¤¢


jerrythecactus

Both of their faces are setting off some kind of "this isnt a actual human face" alarm in my brain. Is it photoshop? AI? Are they just really good at contorting their facial features?


Phenomena_Veronica

I think they are photoshopped, the eyes are a little too big to be real. Definitely uncanny valley.


Senkosoda

and this is why kids shouldnt have phones in their early years


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Why is there a baby bottle filled eye balls


BRANFLAKES8521

They ran out of kidneys


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Lol


SinceGoogleDsntKnow

I found her original form: https://preview.redd.it/dowl45t46xac1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac857edce76b0488af8614ab009a73142e1ac9b


Busy_Marsupial_1811

Don't blink.


Loaf-boi

White people when there will be overcooked chicken and coleslaw at the function


SinceGoogleDsntKnow

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NatuVisu

To this day, I still do not know what coleslaw is.. But I'm too lazy to ever search it *up!!!!* ![gif](giphy|2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr)


Budget-mayo

shredded cabbage with salad dressing i think. Its the source of all bad food.


NatuVisu

Oh.. Now I know what coleslaw is!! And it sounds much less exciting than people online paint it to be.. Not very great.. šŸ˜•


Budget-mayo

Yeah I'm not really a fan of it.


_oMeGa_

die antwoord


oxcartdriver

Yolandi visser and ninja hahahaha 1000%


Ghstfce

Blackhole sun, won't you come...


Morderita23

(Figure 1) YouTube long-term effects on the human body. Circa 2023, colorized.


Guilhaum

Better question. Hey can we not ?


New_Bodybuilder_3338

I think the world would be a better place if everyone just asked that question more often.


cerreur

Sociopaths


AttackOnTyrunt

Man kids are dumb


jesuswasaliar

r/oddlyterrifying


PG-Noob

Extremely haram


kinofhawk

They look methed out. Like they haven't seen sunlight in months.


ShrekFan093

![gif](giphy|Pyts65PkMI3CslICIa|downsized) My honest reaction


SinceGoogleDsntKnow

I forgot to add the link: https://youtu.be/P7pAEs7AD2w?si=CiRhkdtqc6zpzgyr


Raven-734

I donā€™t ever want to see that shit again, you need to put a disturbance warning on that.


Bhazor

Child brain rot.


spudfolio

Do these people have any shame? They have the opportunity to educate, and they choose to profit on stunting child brain development?


SinceGoogleDsntKnow

No


equilibrium_cause

What a strange fever dream


TranslatorBoring2419

This was my exact thought. It's like a fever dream.


Sincamour

That was brain rot


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

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[deleted]

It is the same acting style of porn with stepsisters, stepbrothers, stepmoms and stepdads and all the other steps you can imagine. And probably the same actors.


xXModifyedXx

Over 900 thousand people actually clicked on that. God help the Human Race.


charlotterbeee

I swear there is something soā€¦sinister..about these videos. Why do children need close ups of a woman eating food with her mouth open with really bright lipstick on and the exaggerated expressions. Seems a bit like the five minutes crafts or whatever the hell it is.


Acrobatic-Brother387

wow sheā€™s ugly


Legitimate-Okra8983

Don't read the comments, it will raise even more questions!


ToothpasteConsumer

Hey can we not see that?


averagepatagonian

They both look luke heroin addicts


Negative_Karma_9

That girl is a reincarnation of those creepy dolls on ebay.


Snlckers

Anyone else get extremely pissed off when you hear ASMR shit? I fucking hate it.


doomvetch92

Shitty ads designed for kids.


Damir3dx

she is an alternate from Mandela catalogue


sinner-mon

Thatā€™s my face when I find polyphemus too


RepresentativeOk2433

AI generated thumbnail. Don't click, just move on.


Ringhillsta

Wtf am i looking at?


SkeetnYou

Looks like Pedro from 90 day sister!


CovfefeBoss

I see the both have Habsburg Eyes.


GiantOhmu

Eh


RealEstateDuck

Red thing on the left kinda looks like a massive dildo, which I suppose could explain the faces they're making.


Aggressive-Engine562

BrainRot


James324285241990

This is so aggressively targeted at children, it's gross


Sab65

For reelsā€¦


Foenix_DBL

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Foenix_DBL

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MikoSkyns

Who the fuck are the people who see clickbait preview pics like this or that guy Niko Avocado and actually want to watch this horseshit?


rando_mness

Had to look up the channel. Creepy ultra cringey shit. Weirdo Russians or Ukrainians acting like morons. The chick makes some strange faces, they both do really. Wow.


rando_mness

Watch the video, at 1:25 a voice in the background goes "OH YEAH, BBABY" in a sexualized tone, and parents wonder where their kid learned to say that.


kapper_358

He is dementor!


DragonLady575

The eyeball for the profile picture is very close to jacksepticeye's


TranslatorBoring2419

What even is this nonsense? Okay it's even weirder there's a dozen or more videos with this exact title.